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I love long hot baths. So, so relaxing after a long day of trapesing up and down stairs. In and out of buildings. Up and down ladders. Sometimes I put in 8 miles walking through the course of a day. And then, being me, Decide to take an hour run to mellow.
So yes. Hot water is welcomed. And a hot whirlpool is heaven....Especially when you can sneak a glass of wine with....... What could go wrong I ask??????????
Well, apparently quite a bit.
Why last time at the hotel I was staying..... Some man fell asleep or something. And his swimming trunks somehow disappeared..........
Imagine that...... And.... You know how somethings really shrink in water....... My,my,my..... that must have been embarrassing. And all the towels in the area disappeared..... Magically...
Funny how so many coincidences happened to that poor man. And how was I to know he was playing with himself at the time his trunks and towels disappeared....
Anyways...... All was not lost.....As a matter of fact, I found them the next morning stuck in the whirlpool drain....
Lucky him..... He doesn't have to buy a new pair or go home and tell his wife how he lost his trunks in a whirlpool masterbating...
And I once again was able to do good and get a smile and thank you from the hotel staff...
Sandra says. It's amazing. Funny things always seem to happen around Raven.
Like it's my fault fiddley dee!!!
Same "I <3 Masterbate" bathroom. I actually snapped this because the little "KILL ME" above the light switch amused me, but WHAT IS ALL OVER THE WALL AND SWITCH? Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. *hugs himself, then runs off to wash his hands again*
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taylormccallister: Haha the red!!
mikey_boys: Lol
jen__ben__mama: Do woman really masterbate a lot? Cause I don't at all. Am I in the minority?
j_e_and_me: @jen__ben__mama I never have either .
raisingtwodivas: @jen__ben__mama @j_e_and_me same!
elijahleions_mommy: I never have either. @jen__ben__mama @j_e_and_me @raisingtwodivas
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At my feeding time she pushes food through the door I crawl towards the cracks of light sometimes I cant find my way Newspapers spread around Soaking all they can A cleaning is due again, a good hosing down
The lady whom I feel maternal love for Can not look me in the eyes, But I see hers and they are blue And they cock and twist and masterbate Ow I said so Nirvana Black windows of paint I scratch with my nails
I see others just like me, why do they not try to escape? They bring out the older ones
They point at my way They come with a flash of light, and take my family away And very later I have learned to accept Some friends of ridicule My whole existence is for your amusement, And that is why I`m here with you. Ow To take you with me your right to Nirvana
Nirvana
It didn't go up in a day, it took 3 afternoons but I did it on my own from scratch. The only thing Amish do on their own is masterbate.
This is outside the Paris Hotel and Theatre in Monaco where all the rich park their cars and masterbate. They make sure they stay close. I felt like I was at a zoo observing human behavour at it's most tacky.
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clear and present reason why I would never live in such a place. give me a crack alley with a masterbating junky anyday over this stuff please
when you look down into a car its nice to see the reflection of your brownstone stoop as opposed to some perv masterbating. Hey, it happens!
Today was a relaxing day. Mostly spent with Tess :)
Went around taking photos today, but wow portsmouth was foggy, I could hardly see the spinnaker tower from southsea castle ( = very foggy for all you non portsmouth..-onians? ans? enders? ) I FINALLY got a desk, so I can throw away my "I don't have a desk and can't find anywhere to work" excuse not to revise. :(
But anyway, this pic is southsea lighthouse... I was amazed to see that it actually works and isn't just for show. Today has given me lots of ideas for more photos which will be done once the dreaded exams are dead.... I mean done.
Quote of the day: "How dare you accuse me of masterbating!" -Me to Tess
[22:10] Jazzy Fhang looked to Auntie nodding her head. "I think so.." she dug into her bag and pulled out a banana.. She would peel it open, taking a big bite out of the tip.. man she could take a lot in.. She chewed her mouth full looking then to Masha. "Oh yes, well. I work from Leviathan.. And.. i promise I am ALWAYS busy.. See like right now.." she gulped in, swallowing the banana she had eaten, then would take the rest of the peel off, THROWING IT AT THE UAC SOLDIER WHO WAS RUDE TO THE MAYOR, hopefully landing on their head. She dusted her hands off then, raising her eyebrows, smiling as she continued to masticate her banana properly.
[22:12] Masha Eilde's brows lift nearly into her hairline in surprise and she keeps herself from smacking her forehead only barely. At one time, she would have been amused, but she's been on the wrong end of the UAC fist too many times to think even throwing fruit could well. She looks like she starts to speak, then snaps her mouth shut, turning to watch the results below.
[22:13] ATMLADY Alcott: watches as Dr Charlotte masterbates her banana and throws the peel at the soldier, hoping if it hits him it does not draw unwanted attention toward them
Some guy tried to masterbate to brooke on stickam. he got kicked and i left him a wonderful little comment that is quite humorous.
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You can tell they're ex pornstars because the guy needed a wig...
The sign the girl is wearing says "Masterbating is not illegal".