View allAll Photos Tagged masterbates

please don`t attack me . remember , he IS a teenage male . . . he gets that "urge" too , and SINCE he`s a teenage male , he more or less likely "explores his sexuality" , i`m sure . . . i don`t blame him for jumping though . they`re the most willing . and it`s just a theory . AND a jonas secret . these don`t mean anything when they`re things like this . so don`t get upset . remember ; it`s just a jonas secret . copyright claim . you will be fined if you redistribute or steal

The edible fig is one of the first plants that were cultivated by humans. Nine subfossil figs of a parthenocarpic (and therefore self-pollinating) type dating to about 9400–9200 BC were found in the early Neolithic village Gilgal I (in the Jordan Valley, 13 km north of Jericho). The find precedes the domestication of wheat, barley, and legumes, and may thus be the first known instance of agriculture. It is proposed that this sterile but desirable type was planted and cultivated intentionally, one thousand years before the next crops were domesticated (wheat and rye).

Helena is the capital city of the U.S. state of Montana and the county seat of Lewis and Clark County. The 2010 census put the population at 28,180, and the Lewis and Clark County population at 63,395. Helena is the principal city of the Helena Micropolitan Statistical Area, which includes all of Lewis and Clark and Jefferson counties; its population is 74,801 according to the 2010 U.S. Census.

 

Photographer was standing near the intersection of Cedar Street and Roberts Street.

 

The following list is an experiment to determine the effectiveness of keywords in directing traffic to photos, and it must be working because this photo is ranked # 1 of my most popular bits, ordered by the most views.

 

ChallengeGroup - Icon Challenge - 2019-09-21

15Challenges - Anything Goes! - 2019-11-14

 

1 youtube google craigslist myspace yahoo facebook login ebay yahoo mail tube8 face book log in yahoo.com aquarius red tube travel deals facebook.com you tube gmail hotmail mapquest yahoo mail login taurus leo cancer scorpio virgo libra gemini pisces 796

29 aries 796

30 hotmail.com 747

31 capricorn 745

32 msn 732

33 sagittarius 730

34 google.com 683

35 google search 683

36 walmart 673

37 amazon 671

38 google maps 663

39 aol.com 647

40 aol 638

41 home depot 608

42 haiti 594

43 facebook 588

44 search engine 577

45 tube 8 566

46 weather 561

48 craigs list 539

49 grocery coupons 537

50 best buy 537

51 ls models 537

52 myspace.com 531

53 verdieping lampreg 522

54 florida bas visgids 521

55 pelouse d?ligneuse 511

56 lowes 501

57 dogpile 488

58 youtube.com 486

59 bing 486

60 hot 482

61 wikipedia 481

63 white pages 466

64 nfl playoff schedule 464

65 redtude 461

66 fox news 459

67 games 452

68 cnn 443

69 movies and advertising 415

70 haggle auction 412

71 dictionary 396

72 lampreg piso 394

73 face book 384

74 amazon.com 383

75 target 376

76 girls 375

78 sears 366

79 abrelatas liftmaster 366

80 webkinz 355

81 msn.com 355

82 chinese horoscope 351

83 verizon wireless 351

84 tube8.com 350

85 comcast.net 348

86 daily horoscope 347

87 gmail.com 345

88 glasvezelboten 335

89 youtube videos 333

90 nudist 330

91 bundt padelle 328

92 club penguin 327

93 southwest airlines 326

94 bikini 323

95 netflix 323

96 movie trailers 320

97 hulu 313

98 empflix 311

99 google earth 311

100 youtube music videos 309

101 backpage 309

102 tube8com 308

103 megan fox 306

104 dogs 303

105 pertama kali bersetubuh 303

106 espn 303

107 astrology 302

108 dogpile.com 302

109 valentine cards 300

110 4tube 299

111 literoctica 299

112 test 297

113 bank of america 293

114 ebay.com 289

115 jean simmons 288

116 pthc 288

117 mature 283

118 kim kardashian 280

119 redt tube 279

120 x tube 277

121 hyatt poipu 277

122 carmen electra 275

123 my space 273

124 weather channel 270

125 ls island 270

126 myspace login 263

127 drudge report 261

128 chocolate recipes 260

129 funny videos 259

130 imdb 257

131 miley cyrus 253

132 maps 252

133 facebook log in 248

134 disney channel 247

135 hotmail email 245

136 weekly horoscope 242

138 elweb bbs 240

139 cars 238

140 expedia 236

141 irs 236

142 ask.com 235

143 craiglist com 233

144 nfl 233

145 bersetubuh 232

146 homework helpers 230

147 movies 229

148 msnbc 228

149 tax tips 227

150 lingerie 226

151 zodiac 225

152 search engines 224

153 dandy bronzen renpaard 224

154 coloring books 224

155 firefox 223

156 jenna jameson 223

157 bed bath and beyond 222

158 auto trader 221

159 asstr 220

160 toyota recall 219

161 gaytube 218

162 itunes 218

163 costco 217

164 tube 215

165 news 214

166 turbo tax 213

167 el ladies 212

168 cam4 211

169 heidi montag 210

170 teeny angels 210

171 mujeres eyaculando 210

172 weather.com 208

173 sandra model 208

174 aloha bolir 208

175 reality kings 207

176 map quest 206

177 tube galore 206

178 apriporta grage 206

179 love 204

180 irs.gov 204

181 plenty of fish 202

182 star signs 201

183 horoscope today 200

184 staples 199

185 ls dreams 199

186 kelly blue book 198

187 usps 198

188 aol mail 198

189 _google_monitor_query_ or googletestad 196

190 pizza hut 195

191 poptropica 195

192 monthly horoscope 192

194 yellow pages 191

195 paypal 190

196 kristen archives 189

197 holiday recipes 189

198 dans movies 188

199 halimbawa ng dula 187

200 office depot 187

201 haiti earthquake 186

202 ask 185

203 girl 184

204 ebay motors 182

205 amer?kuma?ur flyers 182

206 twitter 182

207 miniclip 182

208 free games 182

209 dog 181

210 altavista 181

211 music downloads 181

212 verizon 181

213 avatar 180

214 besplatni domaci filmovi 180

215 united airlines 180

216 game cheats 180

217 jessica alba 179

218 nc state parks 179

219 balita sa pilipinas 177

220 yahoomail 177

221 pic hunter 177

222 12chan 177

223 love horoscopes 176

224 travelocity 176

225 orbitz 176

226 douanehuizen 175

227 people search 174

228 nick jr 174

229 egotastic 173

230 kauai poipu 172

231 she muscle live 172

232 babes 172

234 skype 170

235 tagalog kwentong bayan 170

236 boysfood 170

237 s?klalyfin s?pa 169

238 free online games 169

239 herbicepscam 168

241 richards realm 168

242 stocking stuffers 168

243 camping sites in nc state parks 168

244 tmz 167

245 met art 167

246 tiny angels 165

247 flickr 165

248 zodiac signs 165

249 x hamster 164

250 delta airlines 163

251 sams club 161

252 tattoo designs 161

253 mga alamat 160

254 guess her muff 160

255 food network 160

256 naturism 160

257 round and brown 159

258 cabelas 158

259 ovguide 158

260 mortgage calculator 157

261 music 157

262 american airlines 157

263 thong 156

264 al4a 156

265 american striga m?lverk 155

266 craigslist.com 155

267 addictinggames 155

268 angelina jolie 155

269 free e-cards 155

270 weather forecast 154

271 google images 154

272 myfreecams 154

273 pogo 152

274 free movies 152

275 britney spears 152

276 limewire 151

277 hope for haiti 151

278 kencan tante 151

279 tug job 150

280 qvc 149

281 big mouthfuls 149

282 radio shack 148

283 cartoonnetwork 147

284 drudge 146

285 halimbawa ng tula 146

286 mga tulang pilipino 146

287 kohls 146

288 runescape 145

289 wicked weasel 144

290 jennifer aniston 144

291 mga tulang pambata 144

292 jessica simpson 142

293 haiti photos 142

294 bbs imgboard cgi 142

295 printable grocery coupons 141

296 elkware.com 141

297 gmail sign in 141

298 dell 141

299 used cars 141

300 homemade videos 140

301 kraft coupons 140

302 maxim 140

303 horoscope 140

305 plentyoffish 139

306 kwento ng ibong adarna 139

307 blonde 139

308 kim kardashian full video 139

309 lowes home improvement 139

310 oops 139

311 cheap airline tickets 139

312 metacafe 138

313 comcast 138

314 you tube videos 138

315 mga kwentong pambata 137

316 massage 137

317 yahoo mail sign in 137

318 fitness 137

319 galilea montijo cojiendo 137

320 ticketmaster 137

321 panties 136

322 buod ng el filibusterismo 136

323 printable coupons 136

324 lindsay lohan 136

325 lucy lawless 136

326 sunday paper coupons 136

327 hannah montana 135

328 hope for haiti now 135

329 autozone 135

330 vacation 135

331 lil amber 134

332 tattoos 134

333 taylor swift 133

334 busty 133

335 talambuhay ng mga bayani ng pilipinas 132

336 karat gold 132

337 msn hotmail 132

338 scott brown 132

339 bbc news 131

340 christina hendricks 131

341 att.net 130

342 filipino tula 130

343 naughty america 130

344 kauai hawaii vacation 129

345 wii 129

346 online dictionary 128

347 dominos pizza 128

348 ups tracking 128

349 halimbawa ng mga epiko 128

350 craiglist 128

351 women 128

352 cats 127

353 the hunsyellow pages 127

354 cnn.com 127

355 ikea 127

356 direct tv 126

357 tula tungkol sa kalikasan 126

358 fitvixenz 126

359 fandango 126

361 roblox 125

362 mapquest.com 125

363 funny 125

364 eskimo tube 125

365 michael jackson 125

367 turbotax 124

368 web md 124

369 huge naturals 124

370 brazilian beauties 124

371 walmart.com 123

372 astrological signs 123

373 2rand0,1,1 123

374 walter a eisner 123

375 movie previews 123

376 jurassic park 4 122

377 vida guerra 122

378 valentine poems 122

379 anime 121

380 halle berry 121

381 talambuhay ng mga bayani 121

382 macys 121

383 we live together 121

385 nifty 120

386 pilipino dula 120

387 my first teacher 120

388 kmart 119

389 barrett jackson 119

390 ashley furniture 119

391 mga kwentong bayan 119

392 webmd 119

393 printable manufacturers grocery coupons 119

394 tv guide 119

395 alamat ng ilang ilang 119

396 jobs 118

397 alamat ng pilipinas 118

398 lolicon 118

399 song lyrics 118

400 talambuhay ni jose rizal 118

401 pandora 117

402 continental airlines 117

403 yahoo com 117

404 spring break 117

405 realtor.com 117

406 denise milani 117

407 amazon books 117

408 mini models 117

409 harbor freight 117

410 mga tula 117

411 breast 117

412 asian 117

413 girlsgone wild 117

414 upcoming movie trailers 116

415 tagged 115

416 halimbawa ng kwentong bayan 115

417 justin bieber 115

418 nfl.com 115

419 sandra bullock 115

420 japanese beauties 115

421 furniture 114

422 lasik 114

423 miranda kerr 114

424 ano ang wika 114

425 photobucket 113

426 southern charms 113

427 talambuhay ni emilio jacinto 113

428 halimbawa ng alamat 113

429 sexy chudai kahaniya in hindi 113

430 sioban schwartz 113

431 sports 112

432 yahoo games 112

433 talambuhay ni emilio aguinaldo 112

434 foxnews 112

435 alamat ng lansones 112

436 blinkx 112

437 buod ng noli me tangere 112

438 dude tube 111

439 naturist 111

440 mga nobelang tagalog 111

441 lucy pinder 111

442 aff 111

443 food coupons 111

444 overstock.com 110

445 facebook login page 110

446 japanese 110

447 mujeres encueradas 110

448 chase 110

449 cuckold 110

450 cherry popped 109

451 travel 109

452 alamat ng bayabas 109

453 ebony 109

454 meez 109

455 office max 109

456 halimbawa ng anekdota 109

457 recipes 108

458 currency converter 108

459 barnes and noble 108

460 chloroformed kidnapped 108

461 talambuhay ni apolinario mabini 108

462 autotrader 107

463 lyrics 107

464 att 107

465 preteez model 107

466 movie trailer downloads 107

467 accuweather 107

468 wal mart 107

469 kim kardashian tape 107

470 maxwell 100 top models 106

471 american idol 106

472 pinagmulan ng wika 106

473 videos 106

474 yahoo sign in 106

475 pogo.com 106

476 sprint 106

477 computers 106

478 alamat ng pinya 106

479 kabanata ng noli me tangere 106

480 coupons 105

481 nbc 105

482 huge 105

483 walgreens 105

484 booty 105

485 dish network 105

486 bbc 105

487 ask jolene 105

488 mailing kwento 105

489 trish stratus 104

490 mulheres transando 104

491 best buy store 104

492 haiti news 104

493 at&t 104

494 teenagers 104

495 www yahoo com 103

496 adobe reader 103

497 topless 103

498 barrett jackson auction 103

499 nudism 103

500 talambuhay ng mga bayaning pilipino 103

ahole

anus

ash0le

ash0les

asholes

ass

Ass Monkey

Assface

assh0le

assh0lez

asshole

assholes

assholz

asswipe

azzhole

bassterds

bastard

bastards

bastardz

basterds

basterdz

Biatch

bitch

bitches

Blow Job

boffing

butthole

buttwipe

c0ck

c0cks

c0k

Carpet Muncher

cawk

cawks

Clit

cnts

cntz

cock

cockhead

cock-head

cocks

CockSucker

cock-sucker

crap

cum

cunt

cunts

cuntz

dick

dild0

dild0s

dildo

dildos

dilld0

dilld0s

dominatricks

dominatrics

dominatrix

dyke

enema

f u c k

f u c k e r

fag

fag1t

faget

fagg1t

faggit

faggot

fagit

fags

fagz

faig

faigs

fart

flipping the bird

fuck

fucker

fuckin

fucking

fucks

Fudge Packer

fuk

Fukah

Fuken

fuker

Fukin

Fukk

Fukkah

Fukken

Fukker

Fukkin

g00k

gay

gayboy

gaygirl

gays

gayz

God-damned

h00r

h0ar

h0re

hells

hoar

hoor

hoore

jackoff

jap

japs

jerk-off

jisim

jiss

jizm

jizz

knob

knobs

knobz

kunt

kunts

kuntz

Lesbian

Lezzian

Lipshits

Lipshitz

masochist

masokist

massterbait

masstrbait

masstrbate

masterbaiter

masterbate

masterbates

Motha Fucker

Motha Fuker

Motha Fukkah

Motha Fukker

Mother Fucker

Mother Fukah

Mother Fuker

Mother Fukkah

Mother Fukker

mother-fucker

Mutha Fucker

Mutha Fukah

Mutha Fuker

Mutha Fukkah

Mutha Fukker

n1gr

nastt

nigur;

niiger;

niigr;

orafis

orgasim;

orgasm

orgasum

oriface

orifice

orifiss

packi

packie

packy

paki

pakie

paky

pecker

peeenus

peeenusss

peenus

peinus

pen1s

penas

penis

penis-breath

penus

penuus

Phuc

Phuck

Phuk

Phuker

Phukker

polac

polack

polak

Poonani

pr1c

pr1ck

pr1k

pusse

pussee

pussy

puuke

puuker

queer

queers

queerz

qweers

qweerz

qweir

recktum

rectum

retard

sadist

scank

schlong

screwing

semen

sex

sexy

Sh!t

sh1t

sh1ter

sh1ts

sh1tter

sh1tz

shit

shits

shitter

Shitty

Shity

shitz

Shyt

Shyte

Shytty

Shyty

skanck

skank

skankee

skankey

skanks

Skanky

slut

sluts

Slutty

slutz

son-of-a-bitch

tit

turd

va1jina

vag1na

vagiina

vagina

vaj1na

vajina

vullva

vulva

w0p

wh00r

wh0re

whore

xrated

xxx

b!+ch

bitch

blowjob

clit

arschloch

fuck

shit

ass

asshole

b!tch

b17ch

b1tch

bastard

bi+ch

boiolas

buceta

c0ck

cawk

chink

cipa

clits

cock

cum

cunt

dildo

dirsa

ejakulate

fatass

fcuk

fuk

fux0r

hoer

hore

jism

kawk

l3itch

l3i+ch

lesbian

masturbate

masterbat*

masterbat3

motherfucker

s.o.b.

mofo

nazi

nigga

nigger

nutsack

phuck

pimpis

pusse

pussy

scrotum

sh!t

shemale

shi+

sh!+

slut

smut

teets

tits

boobs

b00bs

teez

testical

testicle

titt

w00se

jackoff

wank

whoar

whore

*damn

*dyke

*fuck*

*shit*

@$$

amcik

andskota

arse*

assrammer

ayir

bi7ch

bitch*

bollock*

breasts

butt-pirate

cabron

cazzo

chraa

chuj

Cock*

cunt*

d4mn

daygo

dego

dick*

dike*

dupa

dziwka

ejackulate

Ekrem*

Ekto

enculer

faen

fag*

fanculo

fanny

feces

feg

Felcher

ficken

fitt*

Flikker

foreskin

Fotze

Fu(*

fuk*

futkretzn

gay

gook

guiena

h0r

h4x0r

hell

helvete

hoer*

honkey

Huevon

hui

injun

jizz

kanker*

kike

klootzak

kraut

knulle

kuk

kuksuger

Kurac

kurwa

kusi*

kyrpa*

lesbo

mamhoon

masturbat*

merd*

mibun

monkleigh

mouliewop

muie

mulkku

muschi

nazis

nepesaurio

nigger*

orospu

paska*

perse

picka

pierdol*

pillu*

pimmel

piss*

pizda

poontsee

poop

porn

p0rn

pr0n

preteen

pula

pule

puta

puto

qahbeh

queef*

rautenberg

schaffer

scheiss*

schlampe

schmuck

screw

sh!t*

sharmuta

sharmute

shipal

shiz

skribz

skurwysyn

sphencter

spic

spierdalaj

splooge

suka

b00b*

testicle*

titt*

twat

vittu

wank*

wetback*

wichser

wop*

yed

zabourah

Abo abos

arse

asshole assholes

badass badasses

badassed

ballsy ballsier ballsiest

bazooms

blowjob blowjobs

boche boches

boobie

buckra buckras

bubby bubbies

bullshit bullshits bullshitted bullshitting

coloreds

comsymp comsymps

crapper crappers

cunt cunts

dago dagoes dagos

darkey darkeys

darkie

darky darkies

dicked dicking

dikey

dykey

faggotry faggotries

faggoty

faggy

fart farted farting farts

fatso fatsoes fatsos

frig frigged frigging frigs

fuck fucked fucking fucks

fucker fuckers

fuckup fuckups

gangbang gangbangs

goy goyim goys

goyish

gringo gringos

haole haoles

hebe hebes

honkey honkeys

honkie

honky honkies

hunkies

jesuit jesuits

jesuitic

jesuitries jesuitry

jew jewed jewing jews

jigaboo jigaboos

jism jisms

kike kikes

lez lezzes

lezzie lezzies

lezzy

libber libbers

merde merdes

mick micks

nance nances

nancy nancies

nigger niggers

nitchie nitchies

nooky nookies

ofay ofays

papist papists

papistic

papistry papistries

peed peeing

piss pissed pisses pissing

pisser pissers

pom poms

pommie pommies

pommy

poofs

pooftah pooftahs

poofter poofters

poofy

poove pooves

popery poperies

popish

popishly

redneck rednecks

redskin redskins

sheeney sheeneys

sheenie sheenies

shegetz shkotzim

shicksa shicksas

shiksa shiksas

shikse shikses

shit shat shits shitted shitting

shithead shitheads

shitty shittier shittiest

skimo skimos

spic spics

spick spicks

spik spiks

squaw squaws

tommed tomming

turd turds

twat twats

wetback wetbacks

whiteys

whities

wog wogs

wop wops

yid yids

99899

ass

amateur

bent

blow

job

bottom

boob

breast

cameltoe

clitoris

cock

crotch

cum

cunt

dick

erect

erotic

face

fanny

female

finger

fishnet

fuck

girl

gusset

hard

held

hole

hot

horny

juicy

knicker

labia

lady

legs

lingerie

lip

massage

masturbate

mature

model

naked

naughty

nipple

nylon

open

orgasm

over

pantyhose

panties

pussy

sex

sexy

shaven

sitting

slit

slut

slutty

smooth

spank

spanking

stocking

suck

tits

tight

upskirt

vagina

voyeur

wet

wide

woman

formerly a landfill site at Bromborough Dock that was turned into a nature park during a £2.3 million conversion. Now known as Port Sunlight River Park, it opened in summer 2014.

Martina is about the nicest wife anyone can imagine. I am told by friends and family all of the time what a sweetie she is and how lucky I am. We all have our surface personalities and for my wife Martina hers is sweet and nice. She is that way 99% of the time. That 1% of the time, typically happens when she has a paddle or cane in her hand. I am the only one to gets to “experience” the 1% Martina.

We are a typically kinky couple playing with bondage and spanking and dominating each other. We play games to see who will be “The Slave” the next weekend and half the time, we are both trying to lose. For the last six months or so, things have been shifting to Martina being more the dominant. I’d say the transition happened about a year ago when we started playing with Chastity.

I had been following some Chastity Blogs and had sort of been addicted to a few that pumped out daily Chastity Memes. One day I showed her some of them on my laptop. While we went through them, she shivered with excitement on some of them. It was like a whole new world with new ideas and concepts had opened up. She asked me to save the “good ones”. Every week or two, she would snuggle up next to me on the couch if I had my laptop and say, “Lets look at what is new in the chastity world”. We would go through the new meme’s I had collected and some of her favorite older ones. This activity almost always ended the same way. She would talk about keeping me locked up. She would say she was going to lock me up for a month and then decide to add another month. Or she would tell me that Chastity was going to be my new normal and she would be the queen of my world. Then things would boil over and a few minutes later we would be undressed and making love.

We did actually get a chastity belt (or 5 while we experimented with fit, longevity and security) a year ago. It is definitely a part of our lives; I am belted 2-3 times each month. Typically for 1-3 days while she teases me or we have something to do and she wants me focused. Of course I’m belted the 4 days a month that her body tells her, “Belt Him, he is useless”.

While Martina talks a great chastity game and loves the ideas behind the meme’s she is a disappointing keyholder for long term. And I am fine with that. She always asks if I am ok or if it hurts. I can tell after she asks she realizes she made a mistake, she really wants to be a harsh keyholder. We have had a few good runs but the longest I was ever in chastity was after a required 4 days because of her monthly cycle, she was going away for the weekend. She really wanted me belted but had to make sure about 5 times that it was ok with me to wait for her return. I was belted for 6 days and nights and after a year of chastity games that is the longest I have ever been belted.

Our fetish area’s extend beyond bondage. I have a MAJOR wool and sweater fetish. I beg her to wear thick and fuzzy sweaters and buy them for her all the time. Last Spring it was too warm for a big sweater and we were going to a BBQ on Sunday. It was overcast and I begged her to wear a sweater. She finally agreed when I offered to put the chastity belt on for a week if she would do it. I was only locked for 5 days, but that opened the door for similar deals.

One time I wanted to buy myself a very expensive thickly knitted turtleneck sweater and I had to ask because it was so expensive. She told me that when the package arrived, I had to go in the chastity belt and stay a day for every 10 dollars the sweater cost. Then I told her the sweater was $270 dollars so that would be 27 days. She asked if I still wanted the sweater. I hesitated for a whole day. Then I told her that I want the sweater and we ordered it. She was so excited when it arrived. I have to admit getting a new sweater is a very sexual experience for me and having it in a chastity belt was very frustrating. It was fun, and it was probably very fun for me because after 6 days she got the keys and said “Get that big sweater on and get the belt off and come to mama”. The following days she was very disappointed in herself for not going the 27 days. That was sort of typical for the first year of Chastity. She was a fun key holder but not like the women on the meme’s that got her so excited.

Lately we have been doing the memes even more and she has shown interest in the anal training memes. She asked if it was true that a man can cum from anal. We looked it up and it’s true. She wanted to know if a man could cum from anal while in chastity and we looked it up and it looks true too. She thought that was very hot. She asked me about my experience had I ever….. I had to disappoint her that I had never tried anal and only a few times worn a butt plug for a short time. Based on this interest, once she had me locked up for a day and used a dildo on my behind and while it felt weird and maybe a little bit good, I didn’t cum nor did I feel like I ever would. Still it became a fantasy for meme time.

She had several meme fantasies that always got her going probably number 1 was “I’m adding an extra month because you tried to get me to unlock you” At some point I realized that this was exciting to her because I never really asked her to let me out. I certainly never begged. She almost always ran to get the keys the instant I suggested we make love. Her number 2 favorite was the “Hey welcome to vacation, by the way, I left your keys at home” She loved that one. The 3rd one was probably a tie between “This is your new lifestyle get used to it” and “I am going to train you to cum from anal so I never have to unlock you”.

It was last Spring and I have some time off in June, So I booked a 4 day weekend in late May at a resort. I selected the resort for two reasons. 1) They have a killer golf course and I could play golf all day while Martina hangs at the pool or spa 2) The room had two bedrooms both with big cast iron beds. We can sleep in one room and set the other one up as a bondage room. Maybe she will even leave me tied up all night like she did once at another resort.

I emailed her the reservation and expected to get MEGA points for being a great husband. Instead I got “Golf really? What if I keep you in chastity all weekend. Can you still play golf? Do you still want to go there?” I had to reply that I have played golf in chastity at least a dozen times and while I don’t love it, I still enjoy the game and if she wants me to play golf in chastity, I am happy to oblige. And of course, I took the chance in my reply to tell her the evenings in May are cool enough for sweaters and I offered to pack some for her. (knowing I would pack much thicker fuzzier sweaters than she likes)

We made the booking and for the next six weeks before the trip she would look at me and say “Gee I hope I don’t forget to pack the chastity keys for our trip” and then she would shudder with excitement. I would counter with you won’t be able to reach the keys because I’m keeping you chained to the extra bedroom the entire weekend, gagged and diapers so you know you won’t be getting unchained. She would shudder at that too.

Saturday Night the week before the trip I was teasing her about keeping her in bondage for 4 days. She sat up straight and said, “I’ve got a serious issue with this trip. I’m worried that the first night we are going to have a furious night in bed and just drain all of our energy for sex and then I’m going to be in the condo and at the pool for 3 days board out of my mind while YOU are on a golf vacation.” I assured her that would not happen. She thought “Monday Morning put on your chastity belt and give me the keys, I want you good and horny by Thursday Night when we check in and I want to decide when it comes off.” I replied that keyholders always decide when it comes off (Even though we both knew this wasn’t really true) and I thought the idea was really effing hot. Finished by saying “So you are ordering me into chastity, I like it”

Thursday was stressful while we packed for 4 days of fun. We had two large bags I packed that were very heavy and all they had in them was chains, locks handcuffs, collars, dildoes, gags, paddles a whip, a cane six thick fuzzy sweaters of both male and female variety. We had a little fight but that was normal and the car ride was enjoyable. We talked about sex once, but I changed the subject because my “interest” was causing pain due to the chastity belt confinement. She figured it out and we had normal conversation.

We arrived at 8pm just before sunset. We decide to quickly get everything from the car to the top floor condo and make drinks to watch the sunset on the deck. We didn’t unpack but tossed bags into rooms and the golf clubs in the hallway. She was on the deck as I walked up with the drinks. She looked so happy. We watched the sunset and decided to make more drinks. This time she said “I’ll make the drinks and a snack. You go unpack the playroom, the deck will cool off so you better come back with some sweaters. I want you in that thick black cable turtleneck and I’d like you to pick for me the sweater that you would most like to make love to me in while I wear it. Ya know, old fashioned sweater sex.

She went to make the drinks and I went to unpack, I knew I had time because she was cooking a snack. So, I unpacked and set up the corners of the bed with chains and laid out wrist and ankle cuffs along with locks and keys neatly organized on the bed. I had brought a thick fuzzy pink turtleneck for her and I selected that for her to wear. When I came out she was just finishing the drinks and I was walking slightly bent over with short steps. All the excitement and my chastity belt where really starting to hurt me. I was too excited.

She was just finishing the drinks and saw the pink sweater. “oh you really want to fuck me tonight don’t you” I handed her the sweater with a wince. She noticed, “Trouble down under?” I shrugged and said, “Someone locked me in a chastity belt and I can’t even get a hard on when I see my beautiful wife”. She giggled and we went outside.

I sat down, it really wasn’t cold enough for these sweaters, I thought. She didn’t sit down instead something inside her snapped. She was jumping up and down, she was giggling and started to say out loud, “I did it, I did it!” and it got louder until she leaned over the balcony and yelled to the world “I DID IT” and someone on a deck below yelled back “Congratulations”. That embarrassed her and she shut up and sat down. Red faced and looking so “sweater sexy” she looked at me and said “I did it, I am so proud of myself, this is a wonderful feeling, I didn’t think I could do it, But this feels great, I am so happy” I asked if she quit her job or something. She looked deep at me and said “I forgot your chastity keys at home” then she made quotes with her fingers and said “Forgot” and laughed and laughed. “I really did it. Now we are going to experience that Chastity vacation together and I did it!”

She saw me wince again. All dressed up for sweater sex and no place to go…. I knew I was now going to be belted until at least Tuesday Night when we got home and that would be a new record of 8 days. For reasons that are not logical, this caused my member to be uncontrolled in it’s desire to achieve full status, I was getting 100% excited and I could not stop it. Some part of me loved this.

The next day playing Golf in Chastity was tough. Partly because I didn’t remember how tough chastity golf was and partly because Marina had waited till our 3rd drink then chained me spread eagle to the play bed, with just my sweater and chastity belt on. She then pulled out a stack of adult diapers we only used for extreme long bondage sessions and put on one me. She kissed me and said she wanted to sleep in the king bed alone tonight and assured me I would be unchained in time for my tee time. When you sleep chained spread eagle, you wake up sore. My golf game suffered.

Friday was warm and when I returned, I begged her to wear a sweater to dinner. She declined but said that maybe she would wear one for breakfast because cooler air was moving in. I started to beg, with my stuff locked up, sweater play was my only play. She stopped me and said: “I’ve already experienced the absolute joy of “forgetting” your keys” do you really want me to experience the joy of adding weeks to your chastity sentence on only our first full day of vacation? .... Do Ya?” I put my head down submissively, lowered my eyes and shook my head no. She put her hand on my head and said, “Oh I like how this works”

Saturday my tee time was not till 10am, we planned to eat breakfast together at 8am. I woke up sore. I was once again chained and diapered all night. It was 7:50 and she was ready for breakfast and unchaining my locks on the play bed. She said, “sorry I didn’t get you up earlier but you looked so peaceful sleeping all tied up, we both have to hurry to get ready.” I got up and went into the bathroom to change. I came out at 8AM and I started to get my golf stuff in the room together. I heard her from the hallway. “I’m going down to get a table and a mimosa. Don’t be too long.”

I was probably taking too long, it had probably been 10 minutes. That is when my phone buzzed and it was her. She used her selfie stick to send me a pic from the restaurant lobby. It was the photo from this post with a note, “We are being seated now, every minute you are late is equal to one day.” OMG I never saw her in that sweater!! She bought a new sweater! I dropped my golf stuff and flew out the door, ran down the stairs and got to her just as she was being seated.

She asked me where my sweater was? She indicated that when it’s summer and she is all sweatered up for me, she expects me to be sweatered too. She would explain this later tonight in case I don’t understand. I knew then I was in for a paddling tonight as she “explained” it to me.

I just kept gushing at the table about how sexy she looked in that sweater and the sweater and shorts were incredible. It took a long time to get us seated because she had asked for the table in the corner of the room away from everyone.

At a break in the conversation, I was thinking I should be wonderful and get her mind off of tonight’s spanking. I looked at her and I told her how horny I was being locked up and knowing I was going to be locked up all vacation, Then I told her how proud I was that she had taken the step to leave the keys at home and how fun it was to watch her revel in the achievement. I had no idea how difficult it had been for her.

She replied by telling me how she really struggles with being the Key holder. Part of her wants to be a ruthless keyholder and keep me in a sexual state all the time, but the bigger part of her does not want to be mean to me or make me uncomfortable so she lets me out. She said every time she locks me up she tells herself it will be a week to a month and almost every time she feels bad and lets me out in 2-3 days. She frowned and said, “It makes me feel like a failure”. She frowned a little then said “And I know you take advantage of me in this regard.” She paused and nodded, I knew she was right. “No more”

“What changed or inspired you” I asked.

“Mona” she said and I tried not to cringe. Mona is her friend who doesn’t really like me and is aggressive and kind of mean. But they are best friends and have been since before Martina and I met. “Did you know that Mona and Dave have done chastity for 5 years?” I had no idea that my wife even talks about this sort of stuff with other people. “Mona and I went through the chastity meme’s and she told me that most of them are simply male fantasy and very few women would ever say that. She told me her chastity system and says she would never have life any other way. She keeps a journal. When she gets a hankering to lock up Dave, or Dave is a dumbass, she writes down five things: 1) Why she feels that way 2) How long she wants him locked up 3) What she wants sexually for herself out of the locking up 4) What she wants Dave to experience sexually (if anything) during the lock up and 5) What she wants done and accomplished non-sexually before he gets unlocked.

She writes those five things down and she says that if a woman is going to be true to themselves and enjoy the power of having the key , while prioritizing to ignore male suffering, then she MUST make sure the list is complete before the belting is ended AND she NEVER tells Dave how long she is planning on having him belted. She will share things with him about the goals, especially things like… one time……ha (she laughed) Do you remember when Dave got it in his head that he was going to paint the whole house in a week all by himself? So do you remember that? Yeah. We thought Dave was crazy and he was, but it was not actually his idea. After being belted for 2 weeks, Mona told him he gets out AFTER the whole house is painted and not a minute before. She said he never worked so hard on anything ever. He never complained he just worked for his goal.

Last week I wrote down my five things. I read them three times each day to cement them in my head and make sure that is what I wanted. Now I am your Key Holder and I am confident with my plan and feel great about it. How do you like it so far? I replied that I really wanted to have sex with her but being belted on vacation with the keys at home was a really hot surprise.

She smiled big. You are so wonderful I have another surprise for you. I’m going to tell you some of the things I wrote down. (I thought, AWESOME) I wrote down that as my gift for you sexually I am going to spend the entire day and night with you and I’m going to wear this new thick fuzzy sweater all day long. I will be your smok’n hot, drink buying, golf partner, but I won’t play because golf is stupid. (she always said that), I will wear it after golf for whatever you want to do and I will wear it out to dinner when you take me to a nice restaurant tonight to celebrate. I will wear it when I serve you a nightcap back at the room.

Wow.

“And in return for this wonderful gift, you will be giving me, one month in chastity that starts today.”

“Holy Cow, I like the sweater part a lot”, I said. I was in a big panic. My world chastity record was 6 days and this was going to be 36 days, at least.

I got myself together and said, “How about I stay in Chastity till next weekend and every day next week we turn down the A/C and I pick a sweater for you to wear every night?”

She laughed and said, “It’s so cute you are trying to negotiate, remind me again who has the keys?”

“OK, OK, Chastity for 10 days from now, no sweaters and I’ll clean the kitchen every night, that will be 16 days in chastity and more than double my world record” and with that I gave her my most manipulative, please please, I love you so much face I could muster.

“You are staying belted until one month from now, I don’t see how that could possibly change, unless I decide to add time beyond a month. I do like the clean the kitchen every night. I’m sure you will do that anyway, because you might fear that I will add days for not doing so. Now, I expect you to clean the kitchen every night you are belted or that day does not count. I’m tired of this conversation. I am going to let you give me one more lame attempt to put conditions or propose changes to MY plan. Just one more time you can ever mention it. You have until the end of breakfast. Then any further requests for release or suggestions about my keyholding and your one month will automatically become TWO MONTHS. I suggest you at least be entertaining with your suggestion.”

The waiter arrived with breakfast, perfectly timed, so I would shut my mouth.

We didn’t say much during breakfast. At some point, she reached over and touched my hand. “You are pretty sexy when you are thinking so hard”

I knew I had to go back to the meme’s and the things that she seemed to really like. Suddenly I couldn’t remember any of it. As breakfast was almost done, I had it. “I’m ready, for my last lame attempt to get out of this chastity belt before one month”

“Good, I can’t wait, then we have a tee time”. She said it like it was just a formality and this was a pointless exercise in my using my mouth to say nothing important.

“I will submit to you for any action whatsoever for the next 10 days. I challenge you to train me to cum in my chastity belt from anal.” Her mouth dropped open, her butt wiggled a little bit and I knew that the juices had started to flow. I continued: “You have ten days to train me to cum from anal, not just drip a little, but to make me an anal whore. If you fail, on day #11 I am release from the chastity belt. But IF you are successful, and I hope you are, Then I want to be an anal whore and you have to make me cum from anal at least two times every week, further, if I am horny and want to be fucked, you cannot refuse me, unless I have already cum twice in the last 7 days.

She leaned back in the chair and one hand went under the table then suddenly rocketed back to the top of the table. I knew I did something good, because she was going to rub herself and had forgotten we are in a restaurant. After a minute if thoughtful gazing at me.

“I will accept your challenge, if you still want to do it, because I will not agree unless, after I have trained you to be an excellent anal whore, the rule will be, before you can cum, you must first be tied up, gagged and spanked heartily. Most times probably on the spanking bench but I want to also be creative. After your spanking I might just make you cum on the bench still tied up or untie you for some other adventure in cummies.

I didn’t like that additional terms, I don’t enjoy being spanked However, the chance to get out in 10 days or at least get some relief if she is successful, sounded pretty good. We agreed. I typed it all out onto an email and sent it to her. She replied confirmation that was the agreement. Apparently, putting an agreement in writing was also a Mona thing, so that there was no confusion later about agreements.

The check arrived and it was time to go get my golf clubs. Now my only concern was looking at her in the sweater as much as possible and remembering this day for the rest of my life. She is so sexy. And she will probably be very hot in the sweater too.

It was late morning and still cool, but her sweater was defiantly too much sweater for a normal person. The sweater got her noticed and two women approached her separately to tell her what a wonderful sweater she had on and ask if she made it herself. I caught the golf cart attendant checking her out seriously, he wasn’t looking at her rear or legs, he was definitely a sweater person too.

I started with a six pack of beer and a six pack of water and lots of ice from the snack shack. I figured it’s a great day to drink beer and stay hydrated. My golf game was ok. I had a birdie and I had some trouble. We were on the back nine where there were no houses or roads. I had just blasted my ball way down the fairway with a driver but at the last moment, my ball hit a little hill and bounced forcefully into the woods. I drove the cart up to the woods parked in the shade for Martina who was now a little red faced with heat, but being a super sexy woman and also drinking most of the beer.

The group behind us was four guys that started with a crapload of beer and we had not seen them for 5 holes, I bet we were 30 minutes ahead of them. And the group in front of us was fast so it was like we had the course to ourselves.

I decided that I could find my ball and probably play it. I grabbed a few clubs and walked into the woods to find my ball. After a minute or two I found it and hit a killer shot between the trees right up the fairway and almost to the green. I was happy to still have a chance for par.

As I came out of the woods Martina looked like she was passed out. She was leaning all the way back in the seat with her head back and her eyes closed. As I approached, I said, “What are you doing?” and at that moment I could hear her breathing. She was breathing hard. Her hand was down in her crotch. As I got to the cart, I just stopped. She was rubbing the outside of her shorts and masterbating. She looked like she had been doing this a while. I just stood there looking at her. My Chastity belt signaled that it was still in place and my heart sunk when I remembered the keys where at home and then sunk again when I remembered the belt might be my closest friend for the next month.

Sheepishly I said “Whatcha do’in?”

She gasped and didn’t move her head or open her eyes. Breathlessly she said, “I started thinking……..What if after a month……. You really like this ……….. (a longer pause for a few hard strokes) What if I really like this ….. or maybe we both really like this” With those words she gasped hard as if saying those words out loud was the trigger to her orgasm. Then her eyes shot wide open. She raised her head and looked at me …… “This could be a lifestylllllllllllllll Ahhhhh God please!!” Then as if speaking those words was a trigger to heaven, she came like a freight train for over a minute. I just stood there dumbfounded while I watched her cum more than one time.

As she settled down, I was still standing there looking at her. She opened her eyes again and turned her head toward me. She bit her lip in the most sexy way and took her hand off of her now noticeably wet crotch. She sat up a little and said, “I have 10-Days to make you the man of my dreams”

  

Under my satin high collar I'm wearing a tight, boned posture collar.

With this painting I was trying to subvert the current erotic tentacle imagery by having the woman in control of the sexual act, but with a nod to Pop Art and traditional Japanese Shunga prints

Posted for nearly seven years with no description, and only a few basic keywords (fire, flame, flames, burn, burning, wood, serene, silhouette) this photo amassed a measly 103 views, with zero comments or faves.

 

The following list (added March 31, 2019) is an experiment to determine the effectiveness of keywords in directing traffic to photos.

 

1 youtube google craigslist myspace yahoo facebook login ebay yahoo mail tube8 face book log in yahoo.com aquarius red tube travel deals facebook.com you tube gmail hotmail mapquest yahoo mail login taurus leo cancer scorpio virgo libra gemini pisces 796

29 aries 796

30 hotmail.com 747

31 capricorn 745

32 msn 732

33 sagittarius 730

34 google.com 683

35 google search 683

36 walmart 673

37 amazon 671

38 google maps 663

39 aol.com 647

40 aol 638

41 home depot 608

42 haiti 594

43 facebook 588

44 search engine 577

45 tube 8 566

46 weather 561

48 craigs list 539

49 grocery coupons 537

50 best buy 537

51 ls models 537

52 myspace.com 531

53 verdieping lampreg 522

54 florida bas visgids 521

55 pelouse d?ligneuse 511

56 lowes 501

57 dogpile 488

58 youtube.com 486

59 bing 486

60 hot 482

61 wikipedia 481

63 white pages 466

64 nfl playoff schedule 464

65 redtude 461

66 fox news 459

67 games 452

68 cnn 443

69 movies and advertising 415

70 haggle auction 412

71 dictionary 396

72 lampreg piso 394

73 face book 384

74 amazon.com 383

75 target 376

76 girls 375

78 sears 366

79 abrelatas liftmaster 366

80 webkinz 355

81 msn.com 355

82 chinese horoscope 351

83 verizon wireless 351

84 tube8.com 350

85 comcast.net 348

86 daily horoscope 347

87 gmail.com 345

88 glasvezelboten 335

89 youtube videos 333

90 nudist 330

91 bundt padelle 328

92 club penguin 327

93 southwest airlines 326

94 bikini 323

95 netflix 323

96 movie trailers 320

97 hulu 313

98 empflix 311

99 google earth 311

100 youtube music videos 309

101 backpage 309

102 tube8com 308

103 megan fox 306

104 dogs 303

105 pertama kali bersetubuh 303

106 espn 303

107 astrology 302

108 dogpile.com 302

109 valentine cards 300

110 4tube 299

111 literoctica 299

112 test 297

113 bank of america 293

114 ebay.com 289

115 jean simmons 288

116 pthc 288

117 mature 283

118 kim kardashian 280

119 redt tube 279

120 x tube 277

121 hyatt poipu 277

122 carmen electra 275

123 my space 273

124 weather channel 270

125 ls island 270

126 myspace login 263

127 drudge report 261

128 chocolate recipes 260

129 funny videos 259

130 imdb 257

131 miley cyrus 253

132 maps 252

133 facebook log in 248

134 disney channel 247

135 hotmail email 245

136 weekly horoscope 242

138 elweb bbs 240

139 cars 238

140 expedia 236

141 irs 236

142 ask.com 235

143 craiglist com 233

144 nfl 233

145 bersetubuh 232

146 homework helpers 230

147 movies 229

148 msnbc 228

149 tax tips 227

150 lingerie 226

151 zodiac 225

152 search engines 224

153 dandy bronzen renpaard 224

154 coloring books 224

155 firefox 223

156 jenna jameson 223

157 bed bath and beyond 222

158 auto trader 221

159 asstr 220

160 toyota recall 219

161 gaytube 218

162 itunes 218

163 costco 217

164 tube 215

165 news 214

166 turbo tax 213

167 el ladies 212

168 cam4 211

169 heidi montag 210

170 teeny angels 210

171 mujeres eyaculando 210

172 weather.com 208

173 sandra model 208

174 aloha bolir 208

175 reality kings 207

176 map quest 206

177 tube galore 206

178 apriporta grage 206

179 love 204

180 irs.gov 204

181 plenty of fish 202

182 star signs 201

183 horoscope today 200

184 staples 199

185 ls dreams 199

186 kelly blue book 198

187 usps 198

188 aol mail 198

189 _google_monitor_query_ or googletestad 196

190 pizza hut 195

191 poptropica 195

192 monthly horoscope 192

194 yellow pages 191

195 paypal 190

196 kristen archives 189

197 holiday recipes 189

198 dans movies 188

199 halimbawa ng dula 187

200 office depot 187

201 haiti earthquake 186

202 ask 185

203 girl 184

204 ebay motors 182

205 amer?kuma?ur flyers 182

206 twitter 182

207 miniclip 182

208 free games 182

209 dog 181

210 altavista 181

211 music downloads 181

212 verizon 181

213 avatar 180

214 besplatni domaci filmovi 180

215 united airlines 180

216 game cheats 180

217 jessica alba 179

218 nc state parks 179

219 balita sa pilipinas 177

220 yahoomail 177

221 pic hunter 177

222 12chan 177

223 love horoscopes 176

224 travelocity 176

225 orbitz 176

226 douanehuizen 175

227 people search 174

228 nick jr 174

229 egotastic 173

230 kauai poipu 172

231 she muscle live 172

232 babes 172

234 skype 170

235 tagalog kwentong bayan 170

236 boysfood 170

237 s?klalyfin s?pa 169

238 free online games 169

239 herbicepscam 168

241 richards realm 168

242 stocking stuffers 168

243 camping sites in nc state parks 168

244 tmz 167

245 met art 167

246 tiny angels 165

247 flickr 165

248 zodiac signs 165

249 x hamster 164

250 delta airlines 163

251 sams club 161

252 tattoo designs 161

253 mga alamat 160

254 guess her muff 160

255 food network 160

256 naturism 160

257 round and brown 159

258 cabelas 158

259 ovguide 158

260 mortgage calculator 157

261 music 157

262 american airlines 157

263 thong 156

264 al4a 156

265 american striga m?lverk 155

266 craigslist.com 155

267 addictinggames 155

268 angelina jolie 155

269 free e-cards 155

270 weather forecast 154

271 google images 154

272 myfreecams 154

273 pogo 152

274 free movies 152

275 britney spears 152

276 limewire 151

277 hope for haiti 151

278 kencan tante 151

279 tug job 150

280 qvc 149

281 big mouthfuls 149

282 radio shack 148

283 cartoonnetwork 147

284 drudge 146

285 halimbawa ng tula 146

286 mga tulang pilipino 146

287 kohls 146

288 runescape 145

289 wicked weasel 144

290 jennifer aniston 144

291 mga tulang pambata 144

292 jessica simpson 142

293 haiti photos 142

294 bbs imgboard cgi 142

295 printable grocery coupons 141

296 elkware.com 141

297 gmail sign in 141

298 dell 141

299 used cars 141

300 homemade videos 140

301 kraft coupons 140

302 maxim 140

303 horoscope 140

305 plentyoffish 139

306 kwento ng ibong adarna 139

307 blonde 139

308 kim kardashian full video 139

309 lowes home improvement 139

310 oops 139

311 cheap airline tickets 139

312 metacafe 138

313 comcast 138

314 you tube videos 138

315 mga kwentong pambata 137

316 massage 137

317 yahoo mail sign in 137

318 fitness 137

319 galilea montijo cojiendo 137

320 ticketmaster 137

321 panties 136

322 buod ng el filibusterismo 136

323 printable coupons 136

324 lindsay lohan 136

325 lucy lawless 136

326 sunday paper coupons 136

327 hannah montana 135

328 hope for haiti now 135

329 autozone 135

330 vacation 135

331 lil amber 134

332 tattoos 134

333 taylor swift 133

334 busty 133

335 talambuhay ng mga bayani ng pilipinas 132

336 karat gold 132

337 msn hotmail 132

338 scott brown 132

339 bbc news 131

340 christina hendricks 131

341 att.net 130

342 filipino tula 130

343 naughty america 130

344 kauai hawaii vacation 129

345 wii 129

346 online dictionary 128

347 dominos pizza 128

348 ups tracking 128

349 halimbawa ng mga epiko 128

350 craiglist 128

351 women 128

352 cats 127

353 the hunsyellow pages 127

354 cnn.com 127

355 ikea 127

356 direct tv 126

357 tula tungkol sa kalikasan 126

358 fitvixenz 126

359 fandango 126

361 roblox 125

362 mapquest.com 125

363 funny 125

364 eskimo tube 125

365 michael jackson 125

367 turbotax 124

368 web md 124

369 huge naturals 124

370 brazilian beauties 124

371 walmart.com 123

372 astrological signs 123

373 2rand0,1,1 123

374 walter a eisner 123

375 movie previews 123

376 jurassic park 4 122

377 vida guerra 122

378 valentine poems 122

379 anime 121

380 halle berry 121

381 talambuhay ng mga bayani 121

382 macys 121

383 we live together 121

385 nifty 120

386 pilipino dula 120

387 my first teacher 120

388 kmart 119

389 barrett jackson 119

390 ashley furniture 119

391 mga kwentong bayan 119

392 webmd 119

393 printable manufacturers grocery coupons 119

394 tv guide 119

395 alamat ng ilang ilang 119

396 jobs 118

397 alamat ng pilipinas 118

398 lolicon 118

399 song lyrics 118

400 talambuhay ni jose rizal 118

401 pandora 117

402 continental airlines 117

403 yahoo com 117

404 spring break 117

405 realtor.com 117

406 denise milani 117

407 amazon books 117

408 mini models 117

409 harbor freight 117

410 mga tula 117

411 breast 117

412 asian 117

413 girlsgone wild 117

414 upcoming movie trailers 116

415 tagged 115

416 halimbawa ng kwentong bayan 115

417 justin bieber 115

418 nfl.com 115

419 sandra bullock 115

420 japanese beauties 115

421 furniture 114

422 lasik 114

423 miranda kerr 114

424 ano ang wika 114

425 photobucket 113

426 southern charms 113

427 talambuhay ni emilio jacinto 113

428 halimbawa ng alamat 113

429 sexy chudai kahaniya in hindi 113

430 sioban schwartz 113

431 sports 112

432 yahoo games 112

433 talambuhay ni emilio aguinaldo 112

434 foxnews 112

435 alamat ng lansones 112

436 blinkx 112

437 buod ng noli me tangere 112

438 dude tube 111

439 naturist 111

440 mga nobelang tagalog 111

441 lucy pinder 111

442 aff 111

443 food coupons 111

444 overstock.com 110

445 facebook login page 110

446 japanese 110

447 mujeres encueradas 110

448 chase 110

449 cuckold 110

450 cherry popped 109

451 travel 109

452 alamat ng bayabas 109

453 ebony 109

454 meez 109

455 office max 109

456 halimbawa ng anekdota 109

457 recipes 108

458 currency converter 108

459 barnes and noble 108

460 chloroformed kidnapped 108

461 talambuhay ni apolinario mabini 108

462 autotrader 107

463 lyrics 107

464 att 107

465 preteez model 107

466 movie trailer downloads 107

467 accuweather 107

468 wal mart 107

469 kim kardashian tape 107

470 maxwell 100 top models 106

471 american idol 106

472 pinagmulan ng wika 106

473 videos 106

474 yahoo sign in 106

475 pogo.com 106

476 sprint 106

477 computers 106

478 alamat ng pinya 106

479 kabanata ng noli me tangere 106

480 coupons 105

481 nbc 105

482 huge 105

483 walgreens 105

484 booty 105

485 dish network 105

486 bbc 105

487 ask jolene 105

488 mailing kwento 105

489 trish stratus 104

490 mulheres transando 104

491 best buy store 104

492 haiti news 104

493 at&t 104

494 teenagers 104

495 www yahoo com 103

496 adobe reader 103

497 topless 103

498 barrett jackson auction 103

499 nudism 103

500 talambuhay ng mga bayaning pilipino 103

ahole

anus

ash0le

ash0les

asholes

ass

Ass Monkey

Assface

assh0le

assh0lez

asshole

assholes

assholz

asswipe

azzhole

bassterds

bastard

bastards

bastardz

basterds

basterdz

Biatch

bitch

bitches

Blow Job

boffing

butthole

buttwipe

c0ck

c0cks

c0k

Carpet Muncher

cawk

cawks

Clit

cnts

cntz

cock

cockhead

cock-head

cocks

CockSucker

cock-sucker

crap

cum

cunt

cunts

cuntz

dick

dild0

dild0s

dildo

dildos

dilld0

dilld0s

dominatricks

dominatrics

dominatrix

dyke

enema

f u c k

f u c k e r

fag

fag1t

faget

fagg1t

faggit

faggot

fagit

fags

fagz

faig

faigs

fart

flipping the bird

fuck

fucker

fuckin

fucking

fucks

Fudge Packer

fuk

Fukah

Fuken

fuker

Fukin

Fukk

Fukkah

Fukken

Fukker

Fukkin

g00k

gay

gayboy

gaygirl

gays

gayz

God-damned

h00r

h0ar

h0re

hells

hoar

hoor

hoore

jackoff

jap

japs

jerk-off

jisim

jiss

jizm

jizz

knob

knobs

knobz

kunt

kunts

kuntz

Lesbian

Lezzian

Lipshits

Lipshitz

masochist

masokist

massterbait

masstrbait

masstrbate

masterbaiter

masterbate

masterbates

Motha Fucker

Motha Fuker

Motha Fukkah

Motha Fukker

Mother Fucker

Mother Fukah

Mother Fuker

Mother Fukkah

Mother Fukker

mother-fucker

Mutha Fucker

Mutha Fukah

Mutha Fuker

Mutha Fukkah

Mutha Fukker

n1gr

nastt

nigger;

nigur;

niiger;

niigr;

orafis

orgasim;

orgasm

orgasum

oriface

orifice

orifiss

packi

packie

packy

paki

pakie

paky

pecker

peeenus

peeenusss

peenus

peinus

pen1s

penas

penis

penis-breath

penus

penuus

Phuc

Phuck

Phuk

Phuker

Phukker

polac

polack

polak

Poonani

pr1c

pr1ck

pr1k

pusse

pussee

pussy

puuke

puuker

queer

queers

queerz

qweers

qweerz

qweir

recktum

rectum

retard

sadist

scank

schlong

screwing

semen

sex

sexy

Sh!t

sh1t

sh1ter

sh1ts

sh1tter

sh1tz

shit

shits

shitter

Shitty

Shity

shitz

Shyt

Shyte

Shytty

Shyty

skanck

skank

skankee

skankey

skanks

Skanky

slut

sluts

Slutty

slutz

son-of-a-bitch

tit

turd

va1jina

vag1na

vagiina

vagina

vaj1na

vajina

vullva

vulva

w0p

wh00r

wh0re

whore

xrated

xxx

b!+ch

bitch

blowjob

clit

arschloch

fuck

shit

ass

asshole

b!tch

b17ch

b1tch

bastard

bi+ch

boiolas

buceta

c0ck

cawk

chink

cipa

clits

cock

cum

cunt

dildo

dirsa

ejakulate

fatass

fcuk

fuk

fux0r

hoer

hore

jism

kawk

l3itch

l3i+ch

lesbian

masturbate

masterbat*

masterbat3

motherfucker

s.o.b.

mofo

nazi

nigga

nigger

nutsack

phuck

pimpis

pusse

pussy

scrotum

sh!t

shemale

shi+

sh!+

slut

smut

teets

tits

boobs

b00bs

teez

testical

testicle

titt

w00se

jackoff

wank

whoar

whore

*damn

*dyke

*fuck*

*shit*

@$$

amcik

andskota

arse*

assrammer

ayir

bi7ch

bitch*

bollock*

breasts

butt-pirate

cabron

cazzo

chraa

chuj

Cock*

cunt*

d4mn

daygo

dego

dick*

dike*

dupa

dziwka

ejackulate

Ekrem*

Ekto

enculer

faen

fag*

fanculo

fanny

feces

feg

Felcher

ficken

fitt*

Flikker

foreskin

Fotze

Fu(*

fuk*

futkretzn

gay

gook

guiena

h0r

h4x0r

hell

helvete

hoer*

honkey

Huevon

hui

injun

jizz

kanker*

kike

klootzak

kraut

knulle

kuk

kuksuger

Kurac

kurwa

kusi*

kyrpa*

lesbo

mamhoon

masturbat*

merd*

mibun

monkleigh

mouliewop

muie

mulkku

muschi

nazis

nepesaurio

nigger*

orospu

paska*

perse

picka

pierdol*

pillu*

pimmel

piss*

pizda

poontsee

poop

porn

p0rn

pr0n

preteen

pula

pule

puta

puto

qahbeh

queef*

rautenberg

schaffer

scheiss*

schlampe

schmuck

screw

sh!t*

sharmuta

sharmute

shipal

shiz

skribz

skurwysyn

sphencter

spic

spierdalaj

splooge

suka

b00b*

testicle*

titt*

twat

vittu

wank*

wetback*

wichser

wop*

yed

zabourah

Abo abos

arse

asshole assholes

badass badasses

badassed

ballsy ballsier ballsiest

bazooms

blowjob blowjobs

boche boches

boobie

buckra buckras

bubby bubbies

bullshit bullshits bullshitted bullshitting

coloreds

comsymp comsymps

crapper crappers

cunt cunts

dago dagoes dagos

darkey darkeys

darkie

darky darkies

dicked dicking

dikey

dykey

faggotry faggotries

faggoty

faggy

fart farted farting farts

fatso fatsoes fatsos

frig frigged frigging frigs

fuck fucked fucking fucks

fucker fuckers

fuckup fuckups

gangbang gangbangs

goy goyim goys

goyish

gringo gringos

haole haoles

hebe hebes

honkey honkeys

honkie

honky honkies

hunkies

jesuit jesuits

jesuitic

jesuitries jesuitry

jew jewed jewing jews

jigaboo jigaboos

jism jisms

kike kikes

lez lezzes

lezzie lezzies

lezzy

libber libbers

merde merdes

mick micks

nance nances

nancy nancies

nigger niggers

nitchie nitchies

nooky nookies

ofay ofays

papist papists

papistic

papistry papistries

peed peeing

piss pissed pisses pissing

pisser pissers

pom poms

pommie pommies

pommy

poofs

pooftah pooftahs

poofter poofters

poofy

poove pooves

popery poperies

popish

popishly

redneck rednecks

redskin redskins

sheeney sheeneys

sheenie sheenies

shegetz shkotzim

shicksa shicksas

shiksa shiksas

shikse shikses

shit shat shits shitted shitting

shithead shitheads

shitty shittier shittiest

skimo skimos

spic spics

spick spicks

spik spiks

squaw squaws

tommed tomming

turd turds

twat twats

wetback wetbacks

whiteys

whities

wog wogs

wop wops

yid yids

99899

ass

amateur

bent

blow

job

bottom

boob

breast

cameltoe

clitoris

cock

crotch

cum

cunt

dick

erect

erotic

face

fanny

female

finger

fishnet

fuck

girl

gusset

hard

held

hole

hot

horny

juicy

knicker

labia

lady

legs

lingerie

lip

massage

masturbate

mature

model

naked

naughty

nipple

nylon

open

orgasm

over

pantyhose

panties

pussy

sex

sexy

shaven

sitting

slit

slut

slutty

smooth

spank

spanking

stocking

suck

tits

tight

upskirt

vagina

voyeur

wet

wide

woman

Hi. Who wants to watch me wank and spurt while I'm wearing this dress ? I'll be wearing a corset, suspender and stockings. Trannys only, no pervy men. Must have own photos.

Brother Micah going full blast in Miami Beach

wнєи yσυ тiяєd σf bєiиg รiиglє

мαรтєя-bαтє мαybє yσυя jυรт нσяиy 💯

😉 😉 😉 💦 💦

#inferno #secondlife #singlelife #bestlife #masterbate #afterhours #ferno #lustforlife #sexieststud #solo #sheknowimnasty #kingdom #coveryoureyes !

- UPDATED -

- 38 HQ Bento Animations

- Solo, cuddles, masterbate, f/m

- 24 textures

- Auto tilt, state, facial

- Sequences, speeds, & sounds

 

Now available in our Mainstore and Marketplace

 

Store LM: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Yamato%20Isle/146/105/27

 

Marketplace:

marketplace.secondlife.com/p/ONF-Bento-Sweet-Sofa-pV-UPDA...

 

Enjoy!!

Lena Paul is a sexy porn star eating fruit and masturbating to achieve orgasm.

A remake of my previous upload. Cum with me as I show you an Amateur make of an Italian made Cumshooting shotgun. This Ebony styled gun is sure to make you masterbate on the spot. Cumming this summer, one Maid, one hoagie, one orgasm, plenty of sex. Credit Timathy Hersecack for advice

as ADDA DADA quotes OSCAR WILDE..."I may lie in the gutter, but I can look up and see the...perfect photo op!"

======

AND sometimes it is NOT only a PHOTO OP...but an educational opportunity, too. And, we all know it's never too late to learn something new, especially when it involves NUDITY!

 

So when ADDA was at the CASTRO STREET FAIR and saw a sign for THE FORESKIN AWARENESS PROJECT with the hunky GLEN CALLENDER who I photographed at the NUDE IN the week previously. Well, needless to say, "photo op" popped into my mind, as well as, 'educational op'. OK, more of the photo op than educational but we'll talk about that later.

 

Mr. "I LOVE FORESKIN", Glen Callender, was going to do a 'private' educational demostration about foreskin. Yes, you read that right. FORESKIN, the natural state of the male penis, unless they have been snipped/cut/hacked by some crazed parents and doctors.

 

So 20 or so willing men gathered in a tent to hear Mr. FORESKIN explain on the evils of cutting off man's natural equiptment.

 

Mr. FORESKIN, in his doctor's lab coat and , only his I LOVE MY FORESKIN tshirt underneath welcomed the willing crowd to this educational presentation on.....THE EVILS OF CIRCUMCISION and the JOYS OF FORESKIN.

 

And just in case he didn't have the crowds total enrapturment....Mr. FORESKIN whipped off his lab coat, EXPOSING his extremelly well-endowed equipment and shouted..HOW MANY SEEDLESS GRAPES ARE UNDER MY FORESKIN!!!

 

Well, just in case anyone in the audiance needed just a little more encouragement to pay attention to the presentation...Mr. FORESKIN grabbed everyone's attention...well, actually more like BLEW THE FUCKING MINDS OF EVERY QUEEN IN THAT TENT!

 

As all Californians know, it is now the wine industry's time to harvest grapes, though I doupt any grape picker would ever fanthom that one of their grapes they picked would of end up in the crevices of a man's penis.

 

Like all willing school kids trying to please the teacher with a correct answer...Everyone's hand in the room shot up. Mr. FORESKIN had a certificate for the person with the right answer. Everyone wanted to GO TO THE HEAD OF THE CLASS on that one...Well, Mr. FORESKIN gentley pushed each little red grape out...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, EIGHT, NINE....and 10 is the answer!

 

With everyone's undivided attention (and i'm sure other things were at attention in the audience)...MR. FORESKIN went on to discuss the reasons men have FORESKIN.

 

First and foremost, the FORESKIN provides protection to the most sensitive part of the male's body. Yes, a penis with it's intact foreskin is far more sensitive than one that has had its foreskin cut away. When it is cut away, the skin on the penis actually has to reform into a harder skin to protect the sensitive organ.

 

The FORESKIN also provides a a 'ribbed' pleasure for women. When the foreskin is pulled back during erection and sex, the skin provides stimulus to the woman.

 

Then Mr. FORESKIN wanted to dismiss the myth that an uncut penis is dirtier than a cut penis. So, he showed everyone HOW TO CLEAN A PENIS WITH FORESKIN...Well, it's the same way as with a cut penis. Though with foreskin, pull the foreskin away to clean the penis head as opposed to the cut penis which already has the exposed penis head.

.

Various studies state that most erectile disfunction occurs in CUT men, and not uncut...(though i did see many ads for VIAGRA in europe)

 

All male animals have foreskin and they seem to be doing just fine.

 

Why the push for cutting men's foreskin? In the 1880's victorian area, religious prudes wanted to stop males from masterbation so they started a campaign to cut off foreskin. Needless to say, nothing will prevent guys from masterbating...

 

Mr. FORESKIN wants everyone to become educated on the subject and STOP CUTTING MALES. In other words, STOP MALE GENITAL MUTILATION.

 

Needless to say, it was fun to see the handsome Mr. FORESKIN pull back his forskin. LOTS of times. Ok. It was seeing his nice BIG UNCUT DICK, too!

 

And ADDA must say, all my BIG FAG YEARS...ADDA has never, ever, and i repeat never, ever, never seen anything like that BEFORE...GRAPES IN THE FOLDS OF A MAN'S FORESKIN

 

And ADDA must say, I did learn a few things.

 

So ADDA is joining the FORESKIN MOVEMENT, is there a FORESKIN PARTY? ( the Republican party is full of DICK HEADS). ADDA wants you to join, DON'T CUT, & TELL EVERYONE movement.

 

THANKS to Mr. FORESKIN, Glenn Callender at the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project

 

OhNorth Furnishings Bento Sweet Sofa

- UPDATED -

- 38 HQ Bento Animations

- Solo, cuddles, masterbate, f/m

- 24 textures

- Auto tilt, state, facial

- Sequences, speeds, & sounds

 

Now available in our Mainstore and Marketplace

 

Store LM: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Yamato%20Isle/146/105/27

 

Marketplace:

marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/252646

1 3 4 5 6 7 ••• 9 10