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"Yew maht be uh redneck if..." you've had a 55-gallon drum chained to your vehicle for a parking violation!
(Some things just don't need further explanation.)
Seen in downtown Eureka Springs, Arkansas
October 2007
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It's hard to explain what a redneck is. This photo offers some clues: Bronco sans exhaust system. Chevy S10 bed turned into a trailer. Sheet metal screws into S10 bed to fasten license plate. Hauling useless things like empty oil drums. I have adopted a new hobby. Anyone that annoys me in traffic gets their photo taken. It's more lasting than swearing or making hand gestures. The reason I know that I'm not truly a redneck is that I have to try to be one. For real rednecks, it just comes naturally.
"George, those redneck aliens down the street are at it again! Drunk as skunks at twelve noon and screeching at each other right in the front yard! Just look at them! Dilapidated house, bare, lifeless lawn, spent uranium rods strewn everywhere. Five warp cruisers in the driveway and not a one of them runs. They've even got a rusted out old spaceship up on cinder blocks in the front yard. It wouldn't surprise me if they were cooking space meth in their bedroom! We'll never sell this place with them down the street!"
Drawn in Photoshop on the graphic tablet.
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These two cracked me up laughing. Loki's horns are made from Monster energy drink cans, Thor's Mjolnir is a PBR cardboard box, and Thor's armor pieces are crushed beer cans. Quite the imagination (and thirst) those two have there. :-)
What's a redneck Asgardian's last words? "By Odin's keg-stand, I can doth THAT!"