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What more can I say?
Ya'll this is bettah large on that black ya know... just do it. Press 'L'.
Press 'F' too... Make me feel good.
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It's hard to explain what a redneck is. This photo offers some clues: Bronco sans exhaust system. Chevy S10 bed turned into a trailer. Sheet metal screws into S10 bed to fasten license plate. Hauling useless things like empty oil drums. I have adopted a new hobby. Anyone that annoys me in traffic gets their photo taken. It's more lasting than swearing or making hand gestures. The reason I know that I'm not truly a redneck is that I have to try to be one. For real rednecks, it just comes naturally.
"Yew maht be uh redneck if..." you've had a 55-gallon drum chained to your vehicle for a parking violation!
(Some things just don't need further explanation.)
Seen in downtown Eureka Springs, Arkansas
October 2007
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Apparently somewhat uncommon in NJ, 3 of these grebes were hanging out together with a couple of Horned Grebes and a few ducks in the Lighthouse Marina a few blocks away from Barnegat Lighthouse.
Thanks to a birder met at Barnegat Lighthouse for telling me where to find these - they were right where he said, but I had to be patient while I waited for them to untuck!
Part of my GBBC weekend for 2014.
eBird checklist for Lighthouse Marina, Sun Feb 16, 2014 12:19 PM, for nearly an hour.
Red-necked Grebes, Podiceps grisegena
Lighthouse Marina, 6th St., Ocean County, New Jersey, US
"George, those redneck aliens down the street are at it again! Drunk as skunks at twelve noon and screeching at each other right in the front yard! Just look at them! Dilapidated house, bare, lifeless lawn, spent uranium rods strewn everywhere. Five warp cruisers in the driveway and not a one of them runs. They've even got a rusted out old spaceship up on cinder blocks in the front yard. It wouldn't surprise me if they were cooking space meth in their bedroom! We'll never sell this place with them down the street!"
Drawn in Photoshop on the graphic tablet.
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Redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck,
And a redneck girl plays hard when she's down on her luck,
Living for Friday afternoon,
She's gonna show one ol' boy that weekend moon.
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
A redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock and roll while she listens to the country songs
She's waiting for that moment of surrender
her hands are callused but her heart is tender
And i pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
gimme a redneck girl
Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt
She's got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else
The Coyote is howling out on the prairie
First comes love, then comes marriage!
And I pray that someday i will find me a redneck girl
gimme a redneck girl
The Bellamy Brothers
These two cracked me up laughing. Loki's horns are made from Monster energy drink cans, Thor's Mjolnir is a PBR cardboard box, and Thor's armor pieces are crushed beer cans. Quite the imagination (and thirst) those two have there. :-)
What's a redneck Asgardian's last words? "By Odin's keg-stand, I can doth THAT!"
Staff photo by: Katie Foley Athens, GA 11.6.04
David Dawkins yells as senior Michelle Jenning (left) wrestles in a baby pool filled with tomatoes, tomatoe paste, and water with senior Lindsey Guyett during Block and Bridles Barnyard Bash. Proceeds from the event, which included a greased pig chase, tobacco spitting, an egg toss, and tomato wrestling, went towards the club's annual rodeo.