Here's Dung-Fu Grip, the hare for last week's Death Mach, still wearing his hare ears. That's wishful thinking on his part, he shan't be allowed to hare again for months!!

Pot Ho and Damien the Antichrist were welcomed as visitors. They said trail was so short they'll be back next week so they can say they did at least one hash in Santa Cruz!

And the hares... Hugh Heifer and dBASED. Hugh has a nice pair but THIS is a pair I do not wish to see again soon!

Hugh Heifer leads the litter the length of quaint Brook Lane.

Here we see Cuff My Muff cutting a tipsy jig in the alley to entertain everyone until introductions begin. At least she didn't fall...THIS time!!

Here we see Shallow hole offering Occasional Rapist suggestions on how to improve next year's Picture Hash. One can only hope...

Cabrillo College campus lies at our feet while Monterey Bay occupies the background.

Tiny Wanker, Virgin Marit and Thmp-Thmp show an alarming lack of concern for traffic as they walk down the center of a frequently busy street.

Co-hares Shallow Hole and Occasional Rapist dispense Instructions of Trail. Both seem happy so far but...

I knew if I got lost and spent enough time on trail, I'd find at least ONE more house still sporting it's Christmas lights!

Mole Blower, resembling a frozen Frankenstein, ambles along hoping Liquor Check is near so he can ingest some antifreeze.

Here's dBASED and TIMMY conferring about this year's Wharf to Barf festivities. I see TIMMY is on the shy side and wore shorts beneath his toga.

AGM trails are notoriously short and easy. Here we go down an alley probably used only by the hash!

This is Taylor, our harried beertendress at Mountain Brewery. If she didn't work every Thursday she said she'd join us. I for one would love to see her come! Goodnight from Trail 813. May the Hash go in Peace.

Hashed beef without beef with tofu.

材料 ingredients

*豆腐 tofu

*たまねぎ onion

*ちくわ chikuwa(fish sausage)

*しめじ shimeji mushroom

*かしわ chicken

*チンゲン菜 bok-choy

*プロセスチーズ processed cheese

*米 rice

*とろけるハヤシ melted hash and rice (roux)

Buoy Boobs was welcomed to her native Santa Cruz and as a visiting hasher

Religion will feature pizza from here courtesy of our hares. I pray I'm able to make it there.

Maria and Hogazm cruise the neighborhood. Hey, that's the beer Puff got at that last house, how did she end up with it? I wonder what she promised Puff to get the beer from him?!?

Shallow Hole proudly displays her prize. I've seen better from a box of Cracker Jacks!

Here we see Hugh Heifer pinning a set of horns on our hare and they are NOT meant to be cow horns I bet!

The pack assembles around Twisted Fister's truck for second Beer Check about fifty feet from where Religion will be. That's one damn lazy hare!

Here's Just Brian, Schlong Division,Cuff My Muff and TIMMY emerging from the depths of the dark, dank forest. They are lucky to have survived the stream crossing and camouflaged,leafless poison oak

Just Justin prepares to show Just Mandy how to use ONE bottle to take the cap off ANOTHER bottle. Useful skill around a hash!

Dog Breath was busted for stealing and hiding Dung-Fu Grip's bike at Beer Check.

Only one-half of last week's hare-pair, Schlong Division, had the testicular fortitude to show snout at this week's hash. Accuprick kept his distance from him too

A check on the river levee gave Deadliest Snatch and Bacon Queef an opportunity to express their opinion of trail so far.

The only way to get this view is to illegally trespass on the hallowed grounds of the Santa Cruz Mission!

Welcome to September in Aptos. Underneath that fog bank, somewhere, is Monterey Bay.

Princess Di(arrhea) completes another stream crossing. In the background I see The Human Pube wearing a back pack too. Does he and Just Marisol know something about trail length the rest of us don't?!?

Pink Cherry Licker and Broke Bench Mountain are okay with walking as long as they're not DFL. Soon, PCL will surge ahead and join the FRB's!

Here's Virgin Janna peeking around a redwood. Someone has just told her about the recent mountain lion sighting in the area I bet!

However, it fizzled out nearly as soon as it began and the Giants take a two-nil lead to Texas

The Super Bowl Shuffle performed by Hairy Potter,Hugh Heifer,Choka-cola,Cumz and Broken Shaft

While many guys like tall ladies, this may prove too extreme even for the bravest of them!

Early on trail, Genital Tongs and Pink Cherry Licker decided to walk. This is an attempt to avoid any of those nasty YBF's.

Co-hares Thmp-Thmp and Accuprick promised a short trail. It was short too, but only for the poor bastards that got lost and gave up on it!

Princess Di(arrhea) leads the litter away from a check.

And the hares...TIMMY and Pink Cherry Licker. TIMMY says he hopes for a repeat of last year's Best Trail of the Year Award at AGM. Good luck with THAT, ya wanker!

Either this church has an extended Easter holiday season or the local chapter of the Klu Klux Klan has paid them a visit!

This lighted boat was by FAR the most scenic part of this trail!

Hash Flash has an affinity for colored lights with the obvious exception of the black and white car with the blue ones atop it! You'll have to bear this through the Christmas season. Here we see a few of the lighted boats in the harbor.

During On-on-on,a diner in the restaurant portion suffered a mental breakdown upon hearing hashers were allowed to enter

Religion convened in the parking lot of the Live Oak library, ANOTHER place patrolled frequently. I hope the RA is smart enough to make this a quickie.

Hashers head back to their cars or into the restaurant to eat, completely disgusted with this trail. Goodnight from Trail 670. May the Hash go in Peace

In the distance, the wharf was ablaze. The margaritas must be flowing freely at Olitas!

dBASED accused Dung-Fu Grip of laying a YBF off the mysterious Phantom Trail. dBASED was the only one that took it so they both did a down-down.

Somehow, co-hares Princess Di(arrhea), Summer's Yeast and Stub Rub were snared by dBASED.

We had two Michiganders in attendance this evening: Just Kevin as a visitor and our own Dung-Fu Grip.

Occasional Rapist and Jizziki forgo the more traditional hasher accoutrement of a pint glass for that of a martini container.

Just Mike, at only his second hash, arrived after on-out and had to play catchup