Much reluctance was exhibited when the RA called the clan to circleup for Religion!

Dog Breath and Broke Bench on-up from Beach Flats to the relative safety of Ocean View Park

Where I wish we could have left our hare tonight...

Silicon Valley H3 hashers The Arabian Goggler, Drink 'n Squirt, Today Is Monday and Elvis were welcomed as visitors.

Boner Malfunction,the only male here,requested Hash Flash send him six eight-by-ten glossies of this photo

Just Robin tries to keep a happy face on as the RA announces the pack has arrived at a decision for her hash moniker.

Slonad sees no reason whatsoever to run UP a hill!

Analversaries: Jizziki, 25; Dog Breath, 269; Princess Di(arrhea), 200.

Broke Bench Mountain was given a down-down after suggesting anyone that graduated high school prior to 1980 be given a down-down.

The area surrounding the outdoor bar at Bocci's Cellar was confiscated by the pack as mortals fled indoors.

Courtesy Flush was convicted of poor grammar. 'I have on-one...on-two...on-three...on-four! Note the omnipresent burrito in his left hand.

TIMMY climbs the seemingly never-ending stairs leading on-up from Mount Herman Road. Our senile senior is hoping for a bench at the top of the hill I bet.

Hugh Heifer's hellacious watering hole Henflings,lovingly referred to as ChickenToss by locals

Butt Balls was both thanked and laughed at for allowing the hash to destroy his home (yet) again.

Just Sara sniffs away from a check not really even sure what she's looking for

The tables that still had chips and salsa proved quite a draw as on-out time neared

Just Nate draws 'dog duty' of keeping an eye on Charlie.

On-on-on was at burger. They didn't have any green beer but they had many other colors and food too!

Hare-pair Shallow Hole and Hugh Heifer await the decision of the pack concerning their trail. The verdict was swift and merciless!

It will require a forklift to move these pumpkins by the time Halloween rolls around! At least the owner is not worried about someone stealing them I bet.

Just Heather takes a breather and (wisely) waits for the okay to cross busy Soquel Avenue. I'd stop for her though, wouldn't you harriers?!?

Squat and Swallow was awarded a visitor's down-down. Why not Sleeping With the Enema you may wonder? Because she flashed, that's why!

Flaccid had a rather adverse reaction to the cheap-crap beer used by CSI for down-down beer

Ghetto Man was awarded a down-down for missing the start but magically being able to find Beer Check though!

Transcuntnanal is congratulated on (finally) completing his 25th hash with us.

Welcome to the hash...Bacon Queef.

Just Christina tries to wear a smile as her naming ceremony begins. It would soon fade!

Hashers watched in rapt pleasure reliving some of the more hilarious and/or tragic trails of the past year.

No alcohol allowed in Siltanen Park? Well, sure there is....after the rangers have gone home!

Shallow Hole was mocked for forgetting to put her contacts in, driving over the Santa Cruz Mountains to work and THEN wondering why everything was so fuzzy! She wore TWO old pair of reading glasses all day.

Note the thoughtful nuances of the table set for us at Beer Check: a shovel for the pumpkin bread and the jack o' lantern sporting an on-on foot for it's face. Nice touches.

Dog Breath prepares to surrender CAN'd H3's hashit he took last week while attending their AGM.

Co-hares (daughter) Pink Cherry Licker and (dad) TIMMY delivered minimal Instructions of Trail. They are aware no one listens to them anymore anyway!

Note to myself: Try and determine how Wicked Retahted was able to place himself amongst three attractive harriettes: Second Cumming, Hugh Heifer and Virgin Jessalynn

The Arabian Goggler was selected as the afternoon's Beer Fairy.

It looks like dBASED and Princess Di(arrhea) are getting ready for a round of Russian Roulette while Just Steve waits to take on the winner.

Fap Jack 'salutes' the hares as he leads the DFL's into Beer Check.

In case everyone is not aware of this, the cops frequently shadow Surf City on trail

THIS is why the little girl felt it necessary to close the door. Even SHE does not think hashers act like adults!

Assembly line: Occasional Rapist is adorned, Ho To Housewife has a handful of decorations while Shallow Hole awaits her turn for treats.

Needless to say, the hares were universally condemned for subjecting us to Hobo Hotel. Goodnight from Trail 759. May the Hash go in Peace.

The RA punished the Virgins, Kathy and Paul, for not wearing green to the Green Dress Run.

Here's the pack monopolizing the outdoor dining area. As you can see, the pack turned it into an outdoor DRINKING area for the evening!

This is the only mark Virgin Sierra remembered from dBASED's dreary Chalk Talk. She was heard to yell: Beer Near!

Dirty Dolmas came as a dirty witch. I wonder if she already had that hat?!?

This is the

bumper of Beermeister TIMMY's beer wagon. Note the 'Park Hours' sign is almost completely obscured by an impressive stand of poison oak!

TIMMY was thanked for his soon-to-be-over two-year tenure as GM but kindly told not to bother running for a third term!

The tide was coming on-in while the pack was still going on-out. I think the tide got the better deal...

The Hash Band has taken the stage and the gang responded accordingly.