There was so much socializing after Religion, plans for on-on-on was scrapped! Goodnight from Trail 838. May the Hash go in Peace.

There was a recent mountain lion sighting nearby but the pack determined the only 'cougar' seen tonight was Hugh Heifer!!

The worst-of-the-worst slithered back to Beer Thirty, found the fading sun and began basking and swilling.

Here's a Surf City H3 first, Beer Check at Privates! Come on in.

This is for those of you that have never seen a banana slug. This is the mascot for UC-Santa Cruz! It's meant to sicken the opposing teams more than terrify them!

Beertendress Fast Girl is wary of the Hash

Content to walk after their encounter with sand at the beach, TIMMY, Shitty Cat and Shallow Hole stroll along 17th Avenue.

Beer Check was on Moran Beach, colloquially called MORON Beach around here.

Placed here by the fire department meaning this hydrant needs maintenance work performed on it? Your guess is as good as mine

I think this was placed along trail by TIMMY to distract the pack thereby giving him more lead time.

This Greenbelt was originally built to lay the sewer line from UC to the treatment plant on Bay Avenue. Apparently,it has developed a large leak over the past 40 years

Hugh Heifer was awarded a down-down as a backslider though she claims to have been hashing with the FHAC-U. Impossible, they'd never have her!

Bailas Con Burros smiles away on this on-up. The smile would vanish permanently upon hearing Back Check yelled on the Eagle trail.

TIMMY, Banana Basher and Broke Bench Mountain reinforce themselves for the impending trail by increasing their usual excessive alcohol intake.

Summer's Yeast and Stub Rub lead Moose Knuckle and Thmp-Thmp along trail headed for parts unknown.

Paki-Sack was recognized as the lone representative of the FHAC-U H3. And a poor one he is too!

Co-RA Accuprick announces the completion of Just Kassie's journey from that of a mere mortal to one of an invincible hasher by informing her of her hash name.

Jay trying to relax the newcomer

Fap Jack was chosen as Beer Fairy by Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip and does not appear overjoyed with this important assignment!

dBASED was awarded a down-down for 'explaining' trail and getting everyone to follow him..to nowhere!

Little Tampico was on the agenda for on-on-on. Convenient too since it was the only restaurant open for miles around!!

And the hares...Dung-Fu Grip and TIMMY!!! They were thanked but ONLY for two liquor checks and one Beer Check.

Yeah, yeah. I know. This picture is in every tourist advertisement for Santa Cruz and probably a hundred Hash Flashes too but it's still a good view. It also lets me know we've been on trail 45 minutes, where's that next Beer Check!?!

Hugh Heifer exhibits her half-mindedness by actually being PROUD of completing her 400th hash with us. Gee, won't Mom be proud?!?

And the hares...Baker's Dozen't, Pink Cherry Licker and Dung-fu Grip. Now hares, please 'glow' away, FAR away.

Hugh Heifer wears her camouflage bovine attire and will soon mount a lamp shade of monumental proportions upon her hard little head.

Short-cutters Lube Me Up,Scotty and Thmp-Thmp have just rejoined the pack and just in time for the Bum Wine check too!

A nicely-decorated tree? Well, the next picture will reveal this decoration for what it really is...

Snatch-dot-Cum,Cum and Go and Jizz Bollah celebrate upon solving a check

Hash Circle

Nash Hash 2009 Run 10 Macbeth with a Touch of Shiggy. Host Hash: Aberdeen H3. Dunsinane.

Pink Cherry Licker already appears weakened! Princess Di(arrhea) and Twisted Fister contemplate their first visit to NorthSouth Intercourse as soon as this hash is over.

These hashers were commended for sporting facial hair though I readily admit that does not explain the presence of Snake Me Anywhere.

The second floor of Motiv became a hub of hashing for an hour or so

Once downtown, we were treated to the annual Dance Night. These young ladies really had it goin' on tonight.

TIMMY, Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker were awarded down-downs for wearing matching caps with lights in them as well.

dBASED leads the litter on-out to circleup for introductions. Strange to see HIM being the first to leave a bar!!

Admittedly,the sunset from Beer Check was glorious but there were better,easier ways to lead us here

Maureen sucks away while Glory Hole and Andy wonder where the hell the rest of the pack got to

Lots of hashers sported their new Happi Coats after their shipment finally arrived.

Thursday's hare, TIMMY!!!, is still shunned by the pack after the tally of his terrible trail of terror was taken

Moose Turd Pie wonders why his food disappeared before his beer. Bad hasher!!

Just John and Just Robbed were welcomed as visitors.

Fucked-Over Fest consults his heart rate monitor. He says a few more beers will drop it down where it should be.

This is just one of many lines the pack would cross this night.

Just Sieraa,nervous about her ikpending naming ceremony, ask for pointers from Paki-Sack. Too bad the man was tipsy already!

96 Super Hole is all smiles by Beer Check number four!!

Uh-oh! Here we see Hugh and Shannon heading for the back door. Time to put the camera away!! Goodnight from Trail 685. May the Hash go in Peace.

Here's Just Alan. Alan said this was his fifth hash and was looking forward to his naming until told in order to get credit for attending you must pay Hash Cash! No naming tonight!!

When asked for some REAL information about trail, birthday hare-pair Shallow Hole and Fap Jack simply ran away.

I just KNEW it! Half-minds Dung-Fu Grip and Dog Breath just HAD to tempt the waves. They soon evacuated the flood zone though.