How clean can your teeth be?!

the finished product, notice how the colors faded when i squeezed what was left to the top

Every possible bodily hygiene or pampering aspect is covered - including shower cap, shoe shine sponge thingy, Q-tips, powder puffs and "intimacy," manicure, and sewing kits - everything except toothpaste. And deodorant. (This hotel even supplied a silk eye mask, a candle, roll-on "relaxing" aromatherapy oil and über hip brand lip balm. But no toothpaste. Or deodorant.)

Why? In hotels the world over this is the case. Super la dee dah bath products by the micro sized baleful, but never what you really want and need: Toothpaste. And deodorant. You can clean, primp, pamper, loofah, moisturize, trim, exfoliate and perfume every part of your body compliments of the hotel, but you wanna brush your teeth? Heh heh, that'll cost ya extra, if, if you're "lucky" the in-room mini-"bar" has toothpaste at a fair trade value price of $15, or if the hotel shop is still open when you arrive you'll pay $8+ for a tube of travel sized toothpaste. If you're not that lucky it'll cost you a trip out into a city in the middle of the night trying to find a 24-hour Walgreen's or 7-11 to procure a tube of toothpaste.

Why? Why???! Why the hotel detent on toothpaste?

Hotels go out of their way to make sure you have everything you need to look, feel and smell your best with the exception of clean teeth, fresh breath and sweat-free armpits. "Hey good lookin' traveler, yeah, you there, you handsome devil, you. What's that, you say? You left your special pampering and alluring hygiene products at home because of the TSA liquid regulations? Homeland security schmurity. We've got what you need for a night out on the town with your expense account. Shine those shoes, mend that hem, clean, condition and style those locks of sexy goodness, cleanse those pores, moisturize that skin, loofah those buns, shape those nails, and when you're ready for a little action in a town where no one knows you, make sure to pack a little protection, oh wait. Psych! You won't be needing those condoms because we're going to go out of our way to see to it that you don't brush your teeth or keep that underarm perspiration under control."

Toothpaste is a paste or gel dentifrice used to clean and maintain the aesthetics and health of teeth. In some languages it is often translated as "toothcream".

I decided to take this photo to try to get Girlfriend to brush her teeth like her cousin. It didn't work.

Darlie, formerly Darkie, toothpaste at the local market.

Fiacla toothpaste.

Toothpaste pictures taken in a bowl of water with some icecubes.

toothpaste apology... minty minty regret

Photo taken by: judaica store

Title by The Maccabees

... with a nail. Discovered he could dig it out, and did so for many minutes with utter delight.

My beautiful picture

Hôm nay là một ngày rất đặc biệt. Đặc biệt đối với tất cả các S♥ne trên toàn thế giới

Bởi vì hôm nay là sinh nhật của "Dancing Queen" HyoYeon :x

Dancing Queen tỏa sáng trên mọi sân khấu!

Một công chúa tinh nghịch đáng yêu của SNSD!

Twice that day.

We have a little family of three, and most things get shared quite happily between us. For some reason toothpaste just hasn't fallen into that category, at all.

believe it or not - she loooooves having her teeth brushed - crazy dog....

Taken with Nikon Digital Camera; Nikkor 14X Wide Optical Zoom ED VR

I sneaked in a shot when this stubborn guy didn't want to brush his teeth. I think it was a quick scrubbing. Forgot to tell him about the running tap.

Experimental work, investigating how many views I can get by putting the word "Sex" in the title, description and tags.

Strobism info:

1 Vivitar 285HV, 10 inch snoot, on stand to right, triggered by LinkDelight ebay trigger.

At times the samples are fresh,minty and good for you!

all images/posts are for educational purposes and are under copyright of creators and owners

Taken at Latitude/Longitude:13.934131/121.614542. km (Map link)

Ooooh! What to choose? Is whitening more important than tartar control? "Total"!! I guess that means it covers all your bases. But wouldn't total include whitening? Or does the FDA allow total to mean all things except whitening (and Mint Stripes) and can/should be a separate addition? So many choices...

This Marmite Toothpaste dropped through our letterbox this morning!! Just in time for brushing your teeth!! Love it or Hate it ??

Nagercoil - Rajakamangalam

Wondering fun ... as close as I could get !

2008-12-25 Christmas morning 8:56

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Been trying out different toothpastes, mostly of the natural variety. I know Spry isn't natural but it doesn't contain sugar or SLS.

Blogged my review of a couple different toothpastes: gapey.blogspot.com/2011/09/sugar-free-and-natural-toothpa...

Originally called Darkie toothpaste, name changed at the behest of the Western self-appointed p.c. thought police. Seen at a Chinese home in Las Vegas, where I spent two nights. The Chinese characters 黑人牙膏 ("hei ren ya gao") still mean "black person toothpaste".