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Every possible bodily hygiene or pampering aspect is covered - including shower cap, shoe shine sponge thingy, Q-tips, powder puffs and "intimacy," manicure, and sewing kits - everything except toothpaste. And deodorant. (This hotel even supplied a silk eye mask, a candle, roll-on "relaxing" aromatherapy oil and über hip brand lip balm. But no toothpaste. Or deodorant.)
Why? In hotels the world over this is the case. Super la dee dah bath products by the micro sized baleful, but never what you really want and need: Toothpaste. And deodorant. You can clean, primp, pamper, loofah, moisturize, trim, exfoliate and perfume every part of your body compliments of the hotel, but you wanna brush your teeth? Heh heh, that'll cost ya extra, if, if you're "lucky" the in-room mini-"bar" has toothpaste at a fair trade value price of $15, or if the hotel shop is still open when you arrive you'll pay $8+ for a tube of travel sized toothpaste. If you're not that lucky it'll cost you a trip out into a city in the middle of the night trying to find a 24-hour Walgreen's or 7-11 to procure a tube of toothpaste.
Why? Why???! Why the hotel detent on toothpaste?
Hotels go out of their way to make sure you have everything you need to look, feel and smell your best with the exception of clean teeth, fresh breath and sweat-free armpits. "Hey good lookin' traveler, yeah, you there, you handsome devil, you. What's that, you say? You left your special pampering and alluring hygiene products at home because of the TSA liquid regulations? Homeland security schmurity. We've got what you need for a night out on the town with your expense account. Shine those shoes, mend that hem, clean, condition and style those locks of sexy goodness, cleanse those pores, moisturize that skin, loofah those buns, shape those nails, and when you're ready for a little action in a town where no one knows you, make sure to pack a little protection, oh wait. Psych! You won't be needing those condoms because we're going to go out of our way to see to it that you don't brush your teeth or keep that underarm perspiration under control."
We have a little family of three, and most things get shared quite happily between us. For some reason toothpaste just hasn't fallen into that category, at all.
Orange flavored toothpaste? Husband describes it as "that delightful taste you get when you drink orange juice right after brushing your teeth." Or maybe an Orangina/Mouthwash cocktail. Bad, bad product
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This Marmite Toothpaste dropped through our letterbox this morning!! Just in time for brushing your teeth!! Love it or Hate it ??
Nagercoil - Rajakamangalam
Wondering fun ... as close as I could get !
2008-12-25 Christmas morning 8:56
Been trying out different toothpastes, mostly of the natural variety. I know Spry isn't natural but it doesn't contain sugar or SLS.
Blogged my review of a couple different toothpastes: gapey.blogspot.com/2011/09/sugar-free-and-natural-toothpa...
"Macro Mondays"
Nothing like brushing your teeth with Cool Mint toothpaste to get a cool start to the day!
Every morning it's the same struggle:
Please go back upstairs and brush your teeth.
But whyyyyyyyyyy? / Do I haaave to? / I already did it yesterday! / STOMP STOMP STOMP
They think I made this routine up in order to torture them. Hopefully they will come around sometime before they are fetching their teeth out of a glass every morning...
Impossibly small tube of toothpaste with the words, "Sightseeing Dentifrice Travlling Toothpaste," printed on the side. Aside from the typo, these nearly appear to be four random words put together.
Either that or my hand is monsterously huge and my English is horrible.
David Lines (Endura Racing/Pedal Power) sports a face full of "Belgian Toothpaste" after the Callendar Christmas Cross, held at Callendar Park in Falkirk.
I get a little reward of satisfaction from using every last bit of toothpaste that can be squeezed out of the tube. If nothing else, it's one more way by which I can see myself as different from some wasteful, obscenely wealthy persons.
From a short distance and with no contacts or glasses, the back of that toothpaste looks a lot like another toothbrush.
From the October 6, 1952 "Life" magazine. This was once the best selling toothpaste brand in the United States but slowly began to waver in popularity after the owner, Bristol Myers, shifted its focus to pharmaceuticals.