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In honor of Paul becoming Groucho Cocks,the penis glasses are his, the pack posed with his glasses on!
Rat Pussy must have not been fed yet today, I see he's already decimated two bowls of chips. Geez, he's already gotten his 25 bucks worth!
Thmp-Thmp, dBASED, TIMMY, Rat Pussy, Just Foot Pussy, Bacon Queef, Occasional Rapist, Broke Bench Mountain, Deadliest Snatch and Wicked Retahted were honored for attending Betty Ford Rehab Hash XXX.
Rat Pussy and Fap Jack do a down-down after accusing each other of wearing new shoes, neither of whom were.
Give a Welcome Back to old kennel mate Cum-Guzzling Gutter Slut the Seventh,now renamed by Taiwan H3 to Moose Knuckle
Just Foot Pussy and Occasional Rapist take the path under Highway 1. This, incidentally, is the exact spot where Occasional Rapist was given her hash name back in the Spring of 2011.
Cum Lord, Fucked-Over Fest and Phallus From Dallas plod through Star of the Sea Catholic Church parking lot. No hasher wants to be near a church for long!
Here is Butt Balls' (current) wife,Little Anal Annie. I'm certain she would agree with my assessment of her husband's on-going personal issues
Cum Pumper (yes, the one with the bare legs) was punished for not sniffing far enough from a check consequently delaying our arrival at Beer Check
Pedofiddler, Pussy Wood, Transcuntnanal and Virgin Mandy walk into the light and hope they've endured all the darkness for this trail. Sadly, they were seriously mistaken.
Couple of half-minds still wearing their lamp shades I see but at least Wet Feral Pussy finally lost her inverted one.
And here is the finished "Best Oven Hash." And you know... it really was. Not that I have much to compare it to -- I wouldn't call myself a hash connoisseur -- but it was damn good hash.
Even today when we had the leftovers (rehashing the hash?), Jon said, "Mmmm. That was good hash. I am ALL ABOUT the hash."
And here is the recipe:
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Harriers await the 'action' at a 3 harriette Boob Check. One block further along was a 3 harrier Package Check. Hash Flash took NO pictures there!!
Rat Pussy and Deadliest Snatch were shown pity for completing their 50th and 50th CONSECUTIVE hash with us. They have not missed one since they began their hashing career. So sad. And they're so young too!
After being given the bums' rush by Cum Pumper, Dog Breath strategically places himself between cute harriettes Last Call Norm and Shiny Snail Trail. Lucky dog! Goodnight from Trail 720. May the Hash go in Peace.
You won't see me but my name is Rochelle. I have stolen Puff's camera. Also, I'm profoundly intoxicated! You better get a grip cause I sure-as-hell don't have one! Say hello to Broke Bench Mountain, Hugh Heifer, Twisted Fister and Discunt Dildo. I like them!!
Thmp-Thmp, Pink Cherry Licker,, Princess Di(arrhea), Canadian Penny Slut, Cum Pumper and Shallow Hole were awarded down-downs. All were wearing striped clothing which had a dizzying effect on many.
Cum Pumper's legs have become a fave on our Flash. However, I fear many of the males viewing her legs are probably participating in the perverted and perpetual proverbial petting of their penile protrusion!!!
Dog Breath, always hitting on our harriettes, accused Cum Pumper and Shallow Hole of being racists. Both mentioned they are training for a marathon taking place soon. All three were made to drink.
Shameless Butt Plug wisely gives the toy he won to girlfriend Electric Labia Land. This will insure he gets lucky back at home! Goodnight from Trail 818. May the Hash go in Peace.
RA Dung-Fu Grip receives names from our visitors: Ahhhto Bahng Stander, Boner Malfunction, Paki-sack, Dual Tools Up My Ass, Saigon Sally and Anal Fulcrum.
Just Foot Pussy was given a punitive down-down for performing a bad sex act earlier in the evening. Many in attendance tonight wasn't even aware such a thing existed!
I said we'd be seeing more of Swiss's girl-fiend! Time for Hash Flash to put the camera away!!! Goodnight from Surf City's twelfth AGM. May the Hash go in Peace
Co-hare Cum Pumper already was being verbally assaulted by Slonad, Dog Breath and receiving the horse laugh from Twisted Fister.
Rat Pussy, Bacon Queef, Just Foot Pussy and Deadliest Snatch trot along River Street hoping Beer Check is close.
Tits and Game was awarded a down-down for sending out an email with a link that was hijacked along the line and sent the viewer to FuckBuddy-dot-com!!
Here's Wet Feral Pussy masquerading as a jellyfish. After a few beers her LEGS seemed to turn to jelly!
Next to a well-stocked bar,nothing perturbs a hasher more than being given orders. Pussy Galore later tore this sign down and then Broke Bench peed on it
I'm not sure if Summer's Yeast is helping Just Foot Pussy line up his shot or is going to poke him in the butt!
Here we see Plastic Pussy's explanation as to why he's been away from the kennel for so long. A man of few words Plastic Pussy is. He does, however, have an exquisite clit!
Here's the walker contingency: Just Foot Pussy, Grassy Ass, Bacon Queef and Something Blew. Geez, we're only 2 blocks out!
Pussy Wood, Occasional Rapist and Transcuntnanal group together for safety's sake in the deep, dark wood. Perfect time of the day for Mr. Puma to be on a quest for dinner.
Twat Did You Say?, Hugh Heifer and Canadian Penny Slut were chastised for skipping Beer Check and going straight to Religion
Flipper and Banana Slut appear to consider this trail merely an afternoon stroll. They obviously have a very high threshold of pain!
Co-GM Princess Di(arrhea) delivers the Chalk Talk to Virgin John as his sponsor Just Foot Pussy chuckles knowing John will remember nothing by the end of mile one.
Cuff My Muff leads Occasional Rapist and Hairy Fuck 2.5 on-up a small hill. TIMMY lags a bit, his advanced years beginning to show somewhat
Mid-packers Steamy Baanorrhea, Deadliest Snatch, Rat Pussy, Slonad and Thmp-Thmp await the on-on at a check. Lazy bastards!
Broke Bench Mountain, Rat Pussy, Thmp-Thmp, Deadliest Snatch and Bacon Queef are content to walk the steps rather than slide down the railing.