View allAll Photos Tagged hash

Co-hares (birthday girl) Hugh Heifer and Cum Lord swill heavily while TIMMY stands guard to insure they do not become too intoxicated.

Harriettes Finger Nips, Hugh Heifer and Pussy Wood were chided for following Pearl Necklace on trail when he was trying to shortcut.

Pussy Wood, Transcuntnanal and Princess Di(arrhea) give not a thought to cars as they meander aimlessly across dark, busy streets.

Some Circle-up for Introduction action: Flip-Flops On the Rocks, Wicked Retahted, Rat Pussy, Bacon Queef, Occasional Rapist.

Ram Pam was unable to avoid a visit to the cold box

Moran Lake, Moron Lake in hash parlance, has been recently selected for some much needed improvements.

This group: Apple Bobber, Pink Cherry Licker, Cumcerto, Just Foot Pussy, Bacon Queef and Rat Pussy were punished for not carrying bottle openers with them.

Cum Pumper braves the waves while an obviously wiser Just Christina stays above the surf line.

And the hares...Wines Like A Bitch(stand-in for no-show My Sister's Dildo), Cum You Will Not, Spott'd Dick and Rainbow Butthole. Few compliments were tossed at them for this trail.

After Pussy Wood was exiled from the stage, Electric Labia Land gave Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody a go. I hear Freddy Mercury spinning in his grave like a pig on a rotisserie!

Pussy Wood, Bacon Queef and Just Foot Pussy defile this grouping of historic small homes without giving it a thought.

Accuprick, Broke Bench Mountain, Rat Pussy, Deadliest Snatch, Pussy Wood and Virgin Dustin take a brief break from drinkin' to send greetings!

Cum Fart Zone and Just Justin were awarded congratulatory down-downs for taking the pirate flag back from a thief.

This is the fastest Pussy Wood and Shady Curtains have run all day! All it took was to see the 'BN' mark!!

Sharticle Physics was presented with one of these beers in honor of another skinny dip in Monterey Bay

There was a kids football game going on at the time. Six of Nine wanted me to take this picture of the kids and forward it to him. Why would he want a picture of a group of small boys in tight pants I wonder?

From on high, Dung-Fu Grip played the part of Religious Adviser and selected Rat Pussy as his Beer Fairy.

Just Foot Pussy and Bacon Queef slither in the door ready for action.

 

While I still enjoy Boob Checks at my age, this one was on the pedestrian bridge over Highway 1! If you come up ONE side, you gotta go DOWN the other! Which one of our mental midget-hares put THIS here?!?

Uh-oh! It appears it's reached that stage of the festivities where Just Foot Pussy is going to dance a tipsy jig for us.

Just Foot Pussy, Virgin John and Wino try to stay erect, so to speak, heading on-down to the railroad tracks. Why did they not find an easier way?

If THIS is what Hawaii looks like, I think I'll stay here on the mainland!!

Moose Knuckle,formerly known as Cum-Guzzling Gutter Snipe #7, was punished for being an extreme backslider.

Jesus Christ has left the chat.... Too many false-gods and false-prophets coming out of the woodwork at Xmas time! Shit be gone! Including you Iesus Yeshua...

Rat Pussy was honored on his 27th birthday. Twenty-seven. Do you remember: Robert Johnson? Brian Jones? Jimi Hendrix? Janis Joplin? Jim Morrison? Kurt Cobain? Amy Winehouse? Hopefully, Rat Pussy will not join the infamous '27 Club'!

Hash Mills | ABCNT All Star

Deadliest Snatch attempts to steal Rat Pussy's beer when his attention is elsewhere. She was unsuccessful with this ploy, his grip proved too strong.

Rat Pussy must have not been fed yet today, I see he's already decimated two bowls of chips. Geez, he's already gotten his 25 bucks worth!

Thmp-Thmp, dBASED, TIMMY, Rat Pussy, Just Foot Pussy, Bacon Queef, Occasional Rapist, Broke Bench Mountain, Deadliest Snatch and Wicked Retahted were honored for attending Betty Ford Rehab Hash XXX.

Rat Pussy and Fap Jack do a down-down after accusing each other of wearing new shoes, neither of whom were.

 

Rat Pussy was selected the evening's Beer Fairy.

Give a Welcome Back to old kennel mate Cum-Guzzling Gutter Slut the Seventh,now renamed by Taiwan H3 to Moose Knuckle

Just Foot Pussy and Occasional Rapist take the path under Highway 1. This, incidentally, is the exact spot where Occasional Rapist was given her hash name back in the Spring of 2011.

Here is Butt Balls' (current) wife,Little Anal Annie. I'm certain she would agree with my assessment of her husband's on-going personal issues

hash brown potatoes, two fried eggs

Pussy Wood and The Pedofiddler show the typical hasher disdain for rules and regulations.

He arrived today! :D

That's his little "Welcome Home" dinosaur :P

It has finally dawned on Pussy Wood and Rat Pussy why there pictures are viewed so many times. They have the most searched for word on the Internet in their name: Pussy!!

 

Pedofiddler, Pussy Wood, Transcuntnanal and Virgin Mandy walk into the light and hope they've endured all the darkness for this trail. Sadly, they were seriously mistaken.

Assorted Hashes and weeds

And here is the finished "Best Oven Hash." And you know... it really was. Not that I have much to compare it to -- I wouldn't call myself a hash connoisseur -- but it was damn good hash.

 

Even today when we had the leftovers (rehashing the hash?), Jon said, "Mmmm. That was good hash. I am ALL ABOUT the hash."

 

And here is the recipe:

 

flickr.com/photos/sparkleneely/2303485412/in/set-72157603...

 

After being given the bums' rush by Cum Pumper, Dog Breath strategically places himself between cute harriettes Last Call Norm and Shiny Snail Trail. Lucky dog! Goodnight from Trail 720. May the Hash go in Peace.

You won't see me but my name is Rochelle. I have stolen Puff's camera. Also, I'm profoundly intoxicated! You better get a grip cause I sure-as-hell don't have one! Say hello to Broke Bench Mountain, Hugh Heifer, Twisted Fister and Discunt Dildo. I like them!!

 

Thmp-Thmp, Pink Cherry Licker,, Princess Di(arrhea), Canadian Penny Slut, Cum Pumper and Shallow Hole were awarded down-downs. All were wearing striped clothing which had a dizzying effect on many.

Tonight's co-hares, Electric Labia Land and Shameless Butt Plug, eat outdoors using their front paws like the animals they truly are! Goodnight from Trail 850. May the Hash go in Peace.

Cum Pumper's legs have become a fave on our Flash. However, I fear many of the males viewing her legs are probably participating in the perverted and perpetual proverbial petting of their penile protrusion!!!

 

Here we see co-hare Hand Over Piss saying, This trail will be very well marked. This is the last time Hash Flash would see him, or ANY of the other three hares, this evening.

Dog Breath, always hitting on our harriettes, accused Cum Pumper and Shallow Hole of being racists. Both mentioned they are training for a marathon taking place soon. All three were made to drink.

1 2 3 5 7 ••• 79 80