Just Foot Pussy and Stub Rub were punished for using hashers mortal names on trail.

Hairy Potter spent an inordinate amount of time eying the harriettes in my opinion

Rat Pussy, Ho To Housewife and Cumcerto guard the check was less lazy hashers on-out to solve it.

Geez! I see Wet Feral Pussy is sporting a funny nose too. Hugh Heifer and Cumcerto try to ignore her I see.

Gang members: Courtesy Flush, Hugh Heifer, Shady Curtains, Rat Pussy, Deadliest Snatch, Fap Jack, Jizziki, Pink Cherry Licker, dBASED and Thmp-Thmp. Half-minds, one and all!

By now,only one of the 3 hares remained, that being Electric Labia Land. The other two are apparently far smarter than this one! Goodnight from Trail 761. May the Hash go in Peace.

Just Foot Pussy may have had too much hot buttered rum!

Pussy Sipper, Shallow Hole, her (current) husband Waxi-pad and TIMMY's long-suffering wife fire up their ragin'-cajun music machine. Most excellent, too!

Drinks Like A Bitch eavesdrops on some chick talk from Wet Feral Pussy and Wet Hairs

Hare-pair Pussy Wood and Electric Labia Land shared little during Instructions of Trail. Basically they said, Good Luck!

Diddler On The Roofie, Wet Feral Pussy and Accuprick must have really ran crossing this street, note the red light on the opposite side and the truck rushing by!

Co-hares Ho To Housewife and Pussy Woods ask the pack if they have questions pertaining to trail.

Just Foot Pussy and Just Nate watch as Thmp-Thmp's face turns inside out after his encounter with the bottle at Liquor Check.

Hairy Potter and Lizzardo listen as Cuff My Muff lists the reasons she does not trust hare Foot Loose and Panty Free

and the hares... Pussy Wood, Just Foot Pussy and Rat Pussy. See a common thread between these 3 losers!? Goodnight from Trail 854. May the Hash go in Peace.

Palau Mornau, 2013, Antonio Wijkmark

Fucked-Over Fest, Just Foot Pussy and Broke Bench Mountain were punished for their back-sliding ways.

A crowd gathers around the pitcher, no surprise there. I see Just Foot Pussy is still sporting his 'summer' hair cut!

The pack packed Just Foot Pussy and Bacon Queef's back yard. It was full AFTER we left too... with empty beer bottles!

Hugh Heifer, Bareback Unicrack, Courtesy Flush, Shallow Hole, Ho To Housewife(assuming the doggie-style position) and Pussy Wood circleup for Religion.

Back Sliders Pussy Wood, Bareback Unicrack, Banana Basher, Snapping Twat and Tiny Wanker were punished for their poor behavior.

The remnants of the pack, Accuprick, Hangs Loose, Just Foot Pussy, Bacon Queef and Dung-Fu Grip enjoy one more beer before calling it quits. Happy St. Patrick's Day to one and all. Goodnight from Trail 845. May the Hash go in Peace.

Here we see the response of co-hares Ho To Housewife and Pussy Wood to a question about their trail: Complete silence and then they left!

Cumcerto, holding the residual from Liquor Check, decided she need not play Ms. Macho and had Just Foot Pussy come back over and take the bottle from her.

These electric blue lights are mesmerizing.

Lead hare Ho To Housewife delivers Instructions of Trail as Virgin Co-Hares Rat Pussy and Deadliest Snatch listen and are dismayed by the lies being told about their trail.

Stub Rub, Summer's Yeast and Just Foot Pussy take an undeserved break.

Just Foot Pussy prepares to suck on the bottle left for us at Liquor Check. I hope he didn't have too many beers at prelube!

Before he forgets his name, Just Foot Pussy scribbles his hash handle on his drinking vessel.

All seats taken, Deadliest Snatch and Rat Pussy try to master the art of standing and eating at the same time with varying degrees of success.

TIMMY and Thmp-Thmp are joined in these discarded chairs by Just Pussy Foot. Does his pose remind you of Burt Reynolds in the April '72 Cosmopolitan magazine?!?

Fashion plate Hairy Potter tries to talk Pussy Galore into trying the style

My sisters taeyang HasH O3O.

Hes name is Jamie Rich.

This section of circleup for introductions features Jizziki, Just Foot Pussy, Twisted Fister, Princess Di(arrhea), Courtesy Flush and Just Sasha.

Transcuntnanal scratches his head in frustration as Pussy Wood, Shallow Hole and Twat Did You Say? speak girl-talk that he cannot understand.

TIMMY and Plastic Pussy try to remain inconspicuous as the RA scans the clan for victims.

As it turns out, the harriettes wished to pet a pussy but Dog Breath scared it away. Eventually we learned all this talk about pussy referred to a house cat seen along trail. Sorry, guys.

New Kids On My Cock waits his turn to suck on the Apple Schnapps. Does he not care where The Human Pube's mouth was an hour ago?!?

Rat Pussy, Deadliest Snatch, Occasional Rapist and dBASED await the arrival of their next beer. How typical. Goodnight from Trail 807. May the Hash go in Peace.

Virgin Nate makes the decision New Kids On My Cock, Thmp-Thmp and Rat Pussy are weird and he does not wish to be seen with them. Wise decision, Virgin Nate!

First Responders, AKA 'mooches', Pink Cherry Licker, Fap Jack, Princess Di(arrhea) and Pussy Wood had first shot at all the shots available!

Tongue Job circles single harriettes Finger Nips and Pussy Wood as a Great White Shark would a fur seal!

Analversaries: Accuprick for 200 hashes, Pussy Wood for 25, Steamy Baanorrhea for 25 and, the harrier with No Life, dBASED an astounding 675.

Rat Pussy and Ho To Housewife guard the check even though Dog Breath wants them to check in a direction he himself is far too lazy to go.

After much drunken deliberation, Just Pauline forever became Pussy Wood. Deservedly so I might add.

Transcuntnanal, Deadliest Snatch and Pussy Wood believe walking this section of trail is okay. Note the strange sign in the background: Public Pedestrian Access. As opposed to PRIVATE Pedestrian Access?!?

This section of circleup for introductions features Deadliest Snatch, Rat Pussy, Something Blew, Jizziki, Cumfart Zone and dBASED.

Dung-Fu Grip, Thmp-Thmp, Jizziki and Rat Pussy debate whether or not to even attempt a trail they are 100% sure will suck!