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Harriette Haven: Occasional Rapist, Electric Labia Land, Shallow Hole and Princess Di-arrhea. Keep dreaming, guys!
May I introduce Reverse Cowgirls to the world of hashing. What an...interesting addition she will prove to be I bet!
By holding his tongue in the correct position, Just Foot Pussy negotiated this river crossing and managed to keep his hind paws dry.
Here we see Broke Bench Mountain trying to sweet-talk co-hares Hugh Heifer and Cum Lord into revealing Beer Check location. Unsuccessfully, I might add!
Pink Cherry Licker wants a closer look at the exquisite artwork Just Foot Pussy received during the Tacky Gift Exchange. I can't help but wonder, Is this wishful thinking or was there an actual model involved?!?
Wet Feral Pussy was punished for backsliding. Phyllis Driller would have been too but she didn't make it to Religion!
In the third and final expose of Pussy Wood and Electric Labia Land's assault on our ears, we see the manager is telling the emcee: Don't give the mic to these drunkards...ever...again!
The Mountain People: Get up and Run,Bitch;Too Drunk To Fuck; Hairy Fuck 2.5;Mass Storage Device;Cum Lord;Pussy Galore and Broke Bench Mountain would not associate with the 'flat-landers'
And the hares...Hugh Heifer, Pussy Galore and Cum Lord. If we had not been so tired, we would have spanked them profusely.
Co-hares Pink Cherry Licker accuse Pussy Wood and Wicked Retahted of missing Beer Check. RA Dung-Fu Grip awards them down-downs. It appears Wicked couldn't wait for his down-down and sucked on a PBR.
Broke Bench Mountain, Pussy Wood and Drink and Squirt lead the litter through a parking lot. This would be their only time as FRBs today.
Just Jeremiah, Bacon Queef and Tits and Game are relaxed after Liquor Check and think walking this section of trail is just fine with them.
The encore by Pussy Sipper, Shallow Hole, Occasional Rapist, Waxi-pad and TIMMY's long-suffering wife brought the house down and signaled the end of this hash. Goodnight from Trail 841. May the Hash go in Peace.
Pussy Wood, Finger Nips, Tits and Game, Transcuntnanal, Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker crowd onto one ittsy-bitty table.
Just Foot Pussy was chided for using his wedding band to open a beer at Beer Check. Hash Flash prediction: He will NOT get lucky when he gets home tonight!
'First Responders' Hairy Fuck 2.5 and TIMMY position themselves rather close to the four(count 'em-FOUR!!) beer containers
Just Foot Pussy sucks on the hideous liquid at Liquor Check while (current) wife Bacon Queef turns away in disgust at the actions of her husband.
Pussy Wood was chided for checking out a male dog's package along trail and Ho To Housewife was mocked for rescuing 3 baby skunks. Bestiality's best, boys!
On-on-on was back at Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery. Deadliest Snatch, Transcuntnanal, Pussy wood, Finger Nips and Hangs Loose wasted no time in getting that next beer either!
See how efficiently Scribes Pussy Wood, Shallow Hole and Ho To Housewife drink? THIS is probably why they're so damned far behind with the Hash Trash!
Male co-hares Just Foot Pussy and Twisted Fister were laughed at for drawing the box and cock on the sidewalk while a cop sat nearby in his car watching. He just shook his head and drove away.
Shortest route on-in was back through the cemetery. What have Cum Fart Zone, Deadliest Snatch, Rat Pussy and New Kids On My Cock found that has proven so interesting?!? Next picture, please.
Our three (highly) inefficient Scribes, Pussy Wood, Shallow Hole and Ho To Housewife, were chided for being weeks behind with the Hash Trash.
Deadliest Snatch and Rat Pussy were busted for Sex on Trail. As you know, this is really just jealousy on the part of those that did not have the opportunity!
Circleup for introductions: Rat Pussy, Deadliest Snatch, Achy-Breaky Snatch, Ho To Housewife. Incidentally, they're all bad people.
Ho To Housewife and Rat Pussy lead the litter behind Dominican Hospital. It will be a miracle if no one has to visit the ER before this trail is concluded.
Jizziki, Pink Cherry Licker, Bacon Queef, Just Foot Pussy and Cumfart Zone hold a personal face-feed ant Taqueria Los Pericos on Water Street.
Here's nest week's hare-pair, Cum Pumper and Shallow Hole. Since both are (notorious) marathon runners, I suggest you begin disliking them now as you'll have no energy left after their trail next week!
Rat Pussy, Accuprick, Deadliest Snatch, Pussy Wood, Finger Nips and Transcuntnanal work diligently on birthing a multitude of glo-sticks.
Wicked Retahted relates that Occasional Rapist has mixed the ashes of Nippleless Butt, her hashing dog, with the flour she used to lay this trail.
Gang members: Courtesy Flush, Hugh Heifer, Shady Curtains, Rat Pussy, Deadliest Snatch, Fap Jack, Jizziki, Pink Cherry Licker, dBASED and Thmp-Thmp. Half-minds, one and all!
Co-hares Twisted Fister, Just Foot Pussy and Bacon Queef view trail on a phone and are forced to admit it's going to be a crappy trail.
The first check gave Just Tim time to pontificate upon his hashing career to date with Deadliest Snatch and Rat Pussy.
Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker and Pussy Wood have a table full of glo-sticks and beer to deal with. I bet they'll do better with the beer.