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Model: Andy "Pele" Perry.
Basically Andy's An Mc, And Wants To Realease A Mixtape Of His Stuff, So I Suggested That I Would Get Some Shots For His Cover. This Is The Result. Twas Quite A Good Day Actually, Really Good Lighting Too.
Inspired by *ailicec*.
Shots taken during the UE workshop in Luxembourg one week ago... Very interesting after all, only small parts where boring... here one of those...
Original shots taken with a faulty Panasonic Lumix DMC-LZ1 (the vignetting is produced by the camera)
The poster promotes an initiative to train moslem women as lifeguards, but then places an almost-naked man beside her on the beach!
Caused by a faulty F2GZ-9D289-ATube Assembly - Fuel Vapor Separator. Depending on how the valve fails, you could get a P1450 code (valve fails to open) or this noise, which sounds like driving on a rumble strip, if the valve fails to close.
2016 Ford EDGE with 2.0 EcoBoost
Apple the assholes wont fix the faulty video card on my MBP.
Pink lines of death all over my macbook pro intel core 2 duo with ATi Radeon X1600
These were my bus knitting for the month, it's nice to finish a project without seeming to spend too much time on it outside of otherwise wasted time like during commuting.
Jolly: Ottmar, I think this clock is failing... the temperature is way too high, and there's a little "F" next to it... as in "Faulty".
Ottmar: No, Jolly, that "F" stands for "Foreignheat"... "Degrees Foreignheat" is the way they measure temperatures in some foreign countries.
Jolly: Huh? Why don't they just measure it like normal people? And why do they want to be so hot??
Ottmar: Actually 59 degrees Foreignheat is pretty cold. It's only 15 degrees in real temperature! Dad turn up the heating!!
Dad: You have any idea how much that costs?? Anyway, it's cold because that's the kitchen clock and we have the radiator turned down in the kitchen so the food lasts for longer... the other thermometer says 20 degrees, and that's all you're getting!
Ottmar: You see, Jolly, some people have real funny ways of measuring things:
We measure temperatures in degrees centigrade, so water freezes at 0° C and boils at 100° C because our rivers, lakes and seas are made of water and it rains water. In other parts of the World, pollution is so severe that rainwater carries ammonium chloride. Ammonium chloride dissolved in water freezes at 0° F and boils at 100° F, so people know that when the temperature falls below 0 degrees Foreignheat it may snow ammonium chloride!
Jolly: And what about this inches stuff? Why not just use centimeters?
Ottmar: Well, with all that ammonium chloride in the air, metal and plastic corrodes, so they can't carry measuring tapes with them. Instead they measure with their bodies. One inch is the width of a human thumb. One foot is what it sounds like. One yard is the distance between the center of a human's chest and the tip of its fingers, so its arms span exactly two yards when spread apart. And one mile is one thousand full human paces, or two thousand human steps!
Jolly: Wow! That sounds cool... if you're a human! And how do they measure time? In centons?
Ottmar: No, they use hours and minutes like us, but it also gets weird with time. You see, this clock reads 19:04 but we don't say it's "nineteen four", we say it's "seven four".
Jolly: Duh! Of course! Everyone knows that 19 is pronounced "seven"!
Ottmar: Well, in other parts of the world, their clocks actually read "7:04" when it's 19:04! When they see "19:04" they think they're in the military or something, and try to read it "nineteen hundred and four hours"... but that's almost eighty days!
Jolly: And how do they know if it's seven in the morning or seven in the evening?
Ottmar: Oh, that's where the "AM" and "PM" thing comes in! "AM" means "About to Munch", so that's in the morning, before lunch. and "PM" is "Past Munchtime".
Jolly: I like that! But as Garfield once said "any time I'm not already eating is 'almost time to eat'!" So it would always be AM for me!! :o)
Ottmar: Beware of noon and midnight, though! People loose their 12 PM or 12 AM flights by twelve hours! Noon is 12 PM for them and 12:00 for us (pronounced "twelve"). Midnight is 12 AM for them and 0:00 for us (pronounced "twelve" or sometimes "zero hours"). That's confusing for them because 11 AM is followed by 12 PM and then 1 PM, so AM/PM changes one hour before the numbers wrap from 12 to 1... very messy business!
Hidden under the solder mask, there was a faulty connection between the via and the GND line. It was maybe 50µm wide, just barely visible. It looked like dirt or just a figment of my imagination, but I just cut it and the short was gone. Interesting that such a tiny piece of copper showed a resistance of less than 0.4 Ohms.
Our central heating boiler went faulty this week, so a coal fire has been lit by Barbara in the range for the first time in donkey's ages - in fact, since before we got married!
Taken at the Faulty Towers interactive dining experience. Sybil was perfect in every respect, voice and mannerisms were all 100% perfect as this picture shows
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