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Ash: It's in the cellar. How do you know about the book?
Asajj: Not your concern. The book. Or she dies.
Ash: Yeah, yeah, I get that! You told me! But do you even know what it is you're after?? I wasn't bringing you two out here for the book! I don't mess with the book!
This LEGO creation was the one that gave me the most fun building it. It unites two things that I love - The Ferrari 250 GTO and the movie Vanilla Sky.
This car is a representation of the one that appears in the movie driven by Tom Cruise.
It’s all build out of Lego parts… even the stickers are Lego.
And, yeah, it’s a black Ferrari! Not red! Isn’t it a beauty?
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In their timeline, earth has come under attack from alien forces. The GI Joe forces have fought hard and continue to survive in a vast underground bunker, planning their counter-attack on the aliens, only to have to deal with Evil Ash suddenly appearing in their midst!
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Actor Bruce Campbell in the press room for "Burn Notice" at Comic-Con 2010.
Probably the most disgusting action figure I own, and probably one of the best that neca toys has ever made.
Machiko: Wow, this place is old. Run down.
Ash: It's always the same, babe. This cabin has been fixed up, blown up, burned down, spruced up, whatever. Every time you come back, it looks exactly the same. It always returns to this state.
Machiko: How is that even possible?
Gung Ho: “Get ready to fire once our men are clear!”
Zola Bogart: “Help meeee, my brother!! AAIIIEEE!!”
Dodo Bogart: “Oh but that I could! Unfortunately I was also injured, though it was off screen, and I am being assisted by Scuba Snake Eyes!”
Sgt. Slaughter: “HAA!!! See how you like a fist to the knee!”
Ash: (thinking) “Maybe there’s a way out of here this way.”
Ripcord: “Everyone look sharp! There is a tyrannosaurus rex attacking! I repeat, a tyrannosaurus rex is attacking!”
Clutch: “Get the General to safety!”
Spirit: “I’m on it!”
Blinded, Machiko sits and tries to separate all the sounds. She is a huntress and skilled in this. But there's not only too much noise but noises like she's never heard. There is an overwhelming hum, with a foundational roar, and amongst all of that are snippets of sounds like voices, bells, animals, water... things of life. She tries to lock on to Ash but she doesn't hear him any more. And then all subsides into an eerie quiet.
Machiko: What happened to you here, Ash?
Ash: Sweetheart, it's so crazy that it's hard to explain, but the thing is I don't have to. Just sit tight and you'll see. It's gonna get rough in a few hours.
Machiko: A few hours?
Ash: Yeah, no matter what time you get here it starts just after midnight and if you don't survive you're dead by dawn.
Asajj: Well?
Ash: That was it. That was it! I... maybe it takes a minute.
Asajj: A minute the girl does not have. She dies n-
Ash: We were college students. Man. That was so long ago. And we were having fun, you know? Full of life. Our future ahead of us. We had a long weekend break so we came out here to camp and found this cabin. It was just supposed to be fun. They're all dead but me. It was just supposed to be fun...
Asajj: Again, not your concern. Proceed.
Ash: Age before ugly, huh?
Asajj: Ash, your witticisms have taken a rather angry tone. Was it something I said?
Ash: Funny.
Asajj: Proceed. The book. Or she dies.
Asajj: I see that I have been too lax with you. You are not properly persuaded of my intent. I will go up and come back with her non-vital body parts. It won't be the life you imagined with her but at least she'll still be alive.
I believe I have made a significant find in the Kandarian ruins, a volume of ancient Sumarian burial practices and funerary incantations. It is entitled "Naturum De Montum", roughly translated: Book of the Dead. The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of Man's domain. The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may lie dormant but are never truly dead. They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in this book. It is through the recitation of these passages that the demons are given license to possess the living.
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Machiko's voice is faint behind the loud hum of mystic energy.
Machiko: Ash!? Ash??
Ash: HOLD ON BABY! I'm back at the top! I made it!
Machiko: Now, just a minute! Insults are one thing but threats are another! I'd teach you a lesson right now except, from what Ash tells me, we'll face a threat that will require all of us in a few hours. I know you're upset about me and Ash but wouldn't it be easier to just admit you lost and try with some other guy?
Asajj chuckles. A rare show of emotion.
Sgt Slaughter: "Good work, Baroness!"
Gung Ho: "Ha! Boy you gave us a good run! But now we gotcha and we're gonna find out what you were up to!"
Ash: "Heh. Heh! HAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!"
Baroness: (thinking) "Ash, what's happened to you?"
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End of Chapter 6.
Next: Interlude 2 and a major clue about the Queen!
Baroness: “What happened to your face!? You look gross!”
Ash: “Look, never mind that. Whatever you’re here to do, blow up their space ship or whatever, let’s just get out of here. It’s a long story and I need your help. Come on before they see you too and capture both of us!”
Baroness: “Ash, I’m with them now!”
Ash: “Huh?? You’re an international terrorist!”
Baroness: “No, I’ve changed and reformed so I’m with them.”
Ash: “What!? How did you get them to believe that??”
Baroness: “I told them I was changed and reformed!”
Gung Ho: “Where is that dirty snake trespasser!?”
Ripcord: “Search the hangar! Look in every latrine and box and under every floor mat and inside every... place where a hiding place might be!”
Zola Bogart: “GEEEEAAAAAAAIIIII!!!!”
Gung Ho: “That corn shuckin lizard is eatin Dodo’s brother!”
Shockwave: “That can’t be good!”
Clutch: “Drop your buns and grab your guns, soldiers! It’s JOE TIME!”
All (except for the Cobra people): “YOOOOOO JOE!!!”
Ash: (thinking) “Gotta get out of here…”
Charbroil: “You Ja-Ru boot scrapers get the wounded out of the way!”
Bloody good time at Evil Dead the Musical at The Harbor Playhouse in Corpus Christi, TX
Me after front row exposure with "Especially you, Moose"
The stupid look on my face is a combination of me trying to look shocked that I'm getting bitten, combined with not knowing when the photo is being taken lol
Ash: Yeah! You need to watch more pro-wrestling, Baldiferous! You woulda seen that comin!
Asajj: UHH!
Machiko: Keep her busy, Ash!
Ash: Oo... okay. Asajj, I'll do this. Just please don't hurt her and please do me one more thing and listen just a moment. About the book.
Asajj: I'm listening.
Ash: We got way off track here. You and I danced together. You rode in my car. I know now that you just did all that to get this book but, for me, that makes us friends. I'm telling you as a friend, there's a presence that inhabits this cabin. It'll awake in about an hour now. It's bad enough. I mean, really bad. But, this book... Asajj, please. The entity in this cabin is just a puppet of this book. The book is too big for us.
Asajj: Get the book.
Ash: Listen, the Queen and the Justice League know about this book and they don't touch it. It's why they're here. They just make sure the book stays where it is. It's that dangerous.
Asajj: Get the book. Now.