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Well said. #obama #truth #funny #meme #entrepreneur #sarcasm

 

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nomadic01: Obama can suck it...

 

listentolee: Best picture ever.

  

Sarcasm: putting a mound of dirt right next to the only entrance really makes a lot of sense when the rain bounces off the dirt mound and straight into the work area. Idiots.

 

bucket, construction, flooding, leaking, window, wood.

during the addition.

 

Clint and Carolyn's house, Alexandria, Virginia.

  

... Read my blog at ClintJCL.wordpress.com.

... Read Carolyn's blog at CarolynCASL.wordpress.com.

"For the sake of colours, Kodak film. We sell Kodak products."

 

This slightly dilapidated sign is on the wall of the photo shop in my old hometown, Kuhmo. The shop was where I was pretty busy getting film from and getting my photos developed, mid-1980s to around turn of the millennium. The shop has changed name and is probably under new management, but I was kind of weirded when I saw that the old sign is still there.

 

So I took a picture and threw a Kodak Tri-X filter (from Silver Efex) at it for proper sarcasm.

They may as well finish it with "Then fuck off. Twat."

And now--a moonlit playground. How are things going? Brilliantly,

actually. Who wouldn't want to be part of a family like this? (that's

not even sarcasm, I add, mindful of the day I wrote something like "I

love reading trip trap trip trap in this version of the Billy Goats

Gruff" and and my editor said whoa, that's a little too snarky even

for you and I said oh, no, actually I meant that.)

 

I have just been reading a post on Salon about the difficulties of

getting kids to eat right, and the spirit moves me to...

Gloat.

There really isn't any other word for it, and I'm such a gloaty

gloater on this issue that I absolutely will not do a DoubleX post on

it.

My kids have always been good eaters. (we have been wondering about

Rory but I am convinced she is coming around, although she does LOVE

candy.) I can't imagine why, because I was that kid--the one who ate

only grilled cheeses, considered French fries a vegetable and wouldn't

eat pizza because of the tomato sauce. White pizza is still a godsend

to me, actually.

But picky as I was, the one thing I never had was any food hang ups,

and I thought about that for a long time when we first had Sam and

decided that we would just...feed him. What we were eating, without

comment or judgment. He could eat what he wanted off of his plate. And

that's it. The end of our food rules.

It's hard, sometimes, especially when, as the Salon writer says "you

like everything in that!". So we do say things, we're not perfect, but

in general, we offer what we are going to offer. You don't eat your

dinner? You still get dessert, if there is dessert, but most nights

there isn't, so don't count on it. If lunch is a sandwich, apple

slices and an Oreo and you start with the oreo, I won't say a word. If

you eat only the Oreo I will bite my tongue (and edit the next meal).

Our kids--all of them--eat when they are hungry. If they haven't

snacked all afternoon and dinner is Thai pork lettuce wraps and

salad... They wi eat Thai pork lettuce wraps and salad. I admit to

being surprised by this. If, as happened yesterday, I say no to all

the baked treats at the farmstand, they get excited about carrots. And

fight over them, and ear them in the car.

 

I know--I'm gloating. I told you I was. I think it's weird, to be

honest. I still wouldn't get excited about a carrot, or eat one for a

snack in the car. But they do.

 

How did I get this LUCKY?

 

KJ Dell'Antonia

sent from my iPhone

"È dall'ironia / che comincia la libertà" (V. Hugo)

 

"Temere l'ironia, è temere la ragione" (S. Guitry)

 

"L'ironia e l'intelligenza sono sorelle di sangue" (Jean-Paul)

 

"Dalla mia più tenera età, una freccia di dolore si è piantata nel mio cuore. Finché vi rimane, sono ironico - se la si strappa, muoio" (S. Kierkegaard)

 

ironia designa (Kierkegaard)

 

Ciò che il dubbio è per la scienza, è l’ironia per la vita personale (Beppe Grillo)

  

aBSTRACT wALLPAPeR made with apophysis again...

Erin's mother decided to edit this template-note. Ah, maternal sarcasm.

 

[at swem all day. don't forget, john in the massage chair of swem, reading oprah. so good.]

I have a natural tendency toward sarcasm, but on the days when I'm stressed or angry, the sarcasm goes from the light, bantery sort to the lethal "out for blood" sort. I'm not one to blow up at people or anything, since I'm apparently fond of quiet seething and randomly picking fights about insignificant things like semicolons (no, really). It's a great quality and I'm proud. Yeah.

 

I got really mad today because it's going to cost $660 to fix my car. Hold me.

 

Note 1: I'm better now.

Note 2: Title stolen from a poem Caryn wrote once. It's okay because she said I could.

September 8

A group of men using sarcasm to protest the Bush- and Howard governments. They acted as businessmen who like corruption and child labor, with signs such as "Privatize everything!" and "Profits before people!"

 

Twenty one world leaders came together in Sydney for the 2007 Apec summit. Roads close and a fence divided Sydney as up to 10.000 protesters participated in a rally on the 8th of Sptember in the central business district.

 

Eighteen were arrested and two police officers were injured. One got hit by an iron bar, and the other one got hit in the head by a dart.

SWMerino/Nylon

Dyed by Ceylan

4 braids available

Sketch Project.

 

Someone asked for my favorite scene from Jurassic Park. It's one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite characters. Oh, Jeff Goldblum/Ian Malcolm, how your big brain is so dreamy...

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19) Duct tape is like the Force.It has a light side and a dark side,and it holds the universe together.

Zen Sarcasm

Well this is my wallpaper to express how I feel about customers most of the time. This wallpaper will also motivate me to do my fucking homework.

From the website: Sarcasm is a chartreuse green with black undertones.

 

Eye Shadow Ingredients: Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide, Tin Oxide.

 

Vegan?: Yes.

 

Approved For: eyes, lips, face & nails.

 

Personal Comments: A yellow-green shade with a satin finish. Applied over Urban Decay Primer Potion and Fyrinnae Pixie Epoxy. This picture was taken outside in natural light.

 

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Pointy Pointy with wings being silly, Brushes by www.obsidiandawn.com/ this is just for fun and my amusement....its made me laugh....lol, in all seriousness they are an awesome band, check them out www.myspace.com/theraygunsprofile

Sooc except for slight crop.

Late upload.

Awesome for day 100.

*sarcasm

 

You never do get to say everything you need to say.

Like, you never get to say the "I'm sorry" that you should have said. You never get to say that last "I love you." You never even get to say "I miss you" because that just opens cans of worms. You never get to say that you wish you could do things over. You wish you could try again. You wish you could never had had to make wishes. You never get to say can we just forget about everything and pretend it never happened so that it can happen again, only the right way this time? You never get to say that you hate hate hate that you did that. You hate it. You never get to say to people that you don't understand and that you're sorry and that you hate them and that you love them and that you just want to be able to talk to them one more time. But you never get to say those things. That's the worst thing about real life. You never do get to say the things you need to. You'll always wish you could have said something. Or said something different. You'll always wish that. It's words that are important. It's the things you didn't say that are sometimes so important. And sometimes it's the things you did say. But you never do get to say all the things you want to, and you never will get to say the things you need to. You never do. You just wish. You just wish. You just wish.

-Shelby

 

Strength is sometimes quiet.

Sometimes so is weakness.

 

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Les Ami/es de la Place 4 gig - Liege's d.i.y hardcore punk collective (1990 - 2001) ivolving people members of Nabate records, local bands Hiatus, Unhinged, ...

Redoing my first knitting project with more interesting yarn.

السراي الحكومي للبيع، بداعي الافلاس

materials: jeans, tie, t-shirt

Finnish summer essentials. 😬 #finnish #summer #essentials #accessoriea #menswear #style #clothing #sarcasm

 

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"In our society, the media which surrounds us is as available, and as valid a subject for art, as nature itself."

 

I think that's the first time I've seen sarcasm used in an advertisement.

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