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-"You will die someday" -"Wow, you are SO deep"

rant ahead.

 

so earlier this week someone noticed the book I was reading (Salman Rushdie's The Enchantress of Florence) and asked me if I actually read it in English. Today I wore this shirt and it reminded me why I got it-- because I found it funny and sarcastic and a little bit of a sad reflection of social-cultural mores/perceptions in this country. Pretty much all my life a lot of folks (even the Asian ones) have asked me if I'm Chinese. It always bugs me that before I can even open my mouth that my origins are much more important to them than who I am (or at least my last name is...being the most common Chinese last name...then there's my looks, but let's not go there). Why, oh why, can't I just say I'm from the planet of Zaphod Beeblebrox and that my parents were green headed aliens?

 

(for the record, my parents immigrated from south korea about oh, i don't know, decades ago, in the 1960s, and I was born in a crazy melting pot of a town called Flushing, Queens, NYC).

  

4) Sex is like air.It's not important unless you're not getting any.

ZEN SARCASM

SOOC . . . I thought this was pretty on its own without any editing help. :-)

 

We've had such an amazing summer in Seattle . . . one full week of sun and warmth . . . ahhhhh Seattle (please note the sarcasm here). Its' drizzling this morning. Now, now, I'm not complaining, seriously I am not. I know back east is getting pummeled with a hurricane. I'm just simply stating that I've really enjoyed this week of Seattle summer and I'll miss it. ;-)

<sarcasm>wow... my own booklet full of postgrad info!</sarcasm>

www.pg.monash.edu.au/ says: www.pg.monash.edu.au can only be reached

using a unique login ID.

 

Please check your personal website details from your Postgraduate Information brochure and try logging in again!

 

Amazing.

This is what I'm blessed to work on this afternoon. Those bearings are shot to hell

tenia q subirla,esta buenisima!

Un beso a todos los argentinos de una tana q se interesa a la politica del pais de uds!

Cornelius stumbled into the dining room. Mother was pointedly buttering bread, ignoring his soft groans as each hoof-fall rebounded off the top of his skull. Augustus looked perfectly fresh, rot his eyes, not a hair out of place, avidly reading a Gaulish fashion journal. Delmon sipped from his tea, an arched brow his only acknowledgement of Cornelius' staggering entrance.

 

As he whimpered his way into the chair, carefully sweeping his tail to the side, Phineas placed a teacup before him & poured out. Cornelius sighed and wrapped his hands around the rapidly warming Chin cup gratefully.

 

"What time of the day do you call this, then?" Cornelius wheezed, feeling his eyeballs bounce as every beat of his heart tried to make his brain explode. Phineas finished pouring and set the sugar bowl next to his elbow with a crisp click.

 

"Och, Ah believe tha rest o' the people in this residence call it lunchtime, or 'dejeuner' in the Gaulois, sarr." the griffin eased out of the room with a fillip of his wings as everyone else at the table started laughing. Augustus howled, covering his face with his magazine, Maeve slapped the table in helpless mirth while Delmon roared, huge white fangs shining in his broad black face.

 

Cornelius winced at the racket and sipped carefully at his tea.

 

"Hateful, heartless villains, the lot of you." he muttered, as the sugared tea traced a path of warmth to his knotted stomach.

Saturday 13th February 2016 / The Forge

“Been nice sleeping with you.”

There was just a hint of humor

Behind the deft sarcasm

Coming from the gaunt face

Of the pretty young woman

Who caught us by surprise

She had not said a word to us

All afternoon

I believe our response was

A smile

And “Good luck to you”

I wanted to say

“Hang in there”

But I didn’t

 

As we left the room

Feeling lucky

And sad

I thought about

Our chats with her mother

As her daughter lay beside her

Sound asleep

Soundly blocking out

The hell around her

They were doing everything

For her “baby”

Chemo six hours a day

Five days a week

To stop the spreading sarcoma

She was far too young

To be going through this

But she was a “tough cookie”

Her mother said

 

As the afternoon dragged on

My wife and I

Played cribbage, ate chocolates

And took turns nodding off

Letting the toxins flow through

My wife’s body

For the fourth time

As the mother next to us

Stayed awake

She was beyond sleep

But not tears

We told her

Tears were a good thing

She need not “seek help”

As someone

In the medical profession

Had suggested

Dear Lord

For crying out loud

She was only

Being human

  

...............................................

 

T.G. Friel

thank goodness fictional british hatemongers don't get a chance to vote.

excuse the sarcasm. finished work early today, and was sat at home when we suddenly got the most beautiful pink, peach and blue sunset. so, amazed at the opportunity of seeing daylight during the week, i rushed out with my camera...only to find out that my camera (my lovely, trustworthy, reliable camera) was having a dicky fit and refused to work :(

 

so, i came home and sat here sulking, trying to figure out whether it was human or technical error (assuming, as ever, that it was the first of those). and of course, within 15 minutes of the sky having turned pitch black, it magically started working again. so here you go, some random abstract rubbish instead of a lovely calming sunset.

 

[personally, i suspect gordon of foul play - he's found out that he was in explore, and i never told him, so he's in the blackest of moods. oh dear...]

... sarcasm disclaimer.

 

Taken at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear on 10.30.2010.

trump's true nature revealed

Todo México debería ver la T.V. (sarcasmo).

 

México Mayo 2011

#sarcasm #profanity #retrofun #retrohumour #fun#insanity

Flying insects catching the late afternoon Sun along the Wheelock Rail Trail in Sandbach, Cheshire.

 

What an interesting day it has been today. #Sarcasm

 

01/10/2020

26) There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

Zen Sarcasm

Saturday 13th February 2016 / The Forge

I love sarcasm. Laugh of the day! - Taken at 11:28 PM on April 17, 2006; cameraphone upload by ShoZu

the malay graffiti says:

"Police Inspection In Front

be ready to strip naked and do ear-squats"

That was said with heavy sarcasm

I live up to the Media's standard of beauty

As Top Gear's star turn would say through heavily jowled sarcasm. "This is a Guy Arab (pause), but its not any old Guy Arab (another long pause) oh dear me no".

Originally delivered to Lincoln Corporation in 1949 (I think) with a Meadows 6DC 10.35 litre engine, hence the short bonnet and wings. Meadows, who had a factory next to Guy's at Fallings Park, 6DC engine was an attempt by Guy to provide their customers with some thing more powerful and refined than the Gardener 6LW and more akin to Leyland and AEC's 9.8 and 9.6 litre offerings.

However allthough very powerful (135bhp) and fleet of foot, it was not very well designed or rubust. Operators generally replaced them with something else, when something drastic happened, rather than try to repair the 6DC. I think their speciality was snapping their crankshafts.

So I think this Guy inherited a Leyland E181 7.4 litre engine normally found in the PD1 and PS1 models, which was short enough to fit the resultant gap left by the 6DC.

Later on the bus was used by local firm Ruston's as a testbed for their air cooled 8.6 litre diesel engine, that they were then developing in the late fifties.

To this day this is the engine the bus retains, and develops about 120bhp and revs up to about 2,200rpm (I think).

So the Guy is quite quick if somewhat noisy. Still it adds to the fun.

If you get a chanceto peek at the engine it is so simple as to be unbelivable. Definitely a striking contrast to today's offerings which can look and probably are, extremely complicated.

I mean, it is obvious, it is appealing to your ecoguilt to make you carry it in your pocket waiting for that moment when you need his services.

 

And it is 100% guaranteed, right?

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