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I hatched this bowling alley in a wild way. Slightly enoyed by everything opening up again. and again and again. We're trying to safe our countries but this is a world problem.Pffff. I don't have the answer either:-)

A wordplay with: Orange is the new black:-)

A wordplay with "my crib" and a parody on the Gizeh pyramide.

We can't wait to be close again. We're so close:-). Stay safe and keep your distance!

With its last breath and two staples in his head, the stapler writes down the reason for its death:-) A wordplay on the tv show Murder She Wrote.

The Dragonfly sees two holes to investigate:-)

I wonder who is right: Leonardo or Magritte ( Ceci n Γ©st pas un pipe) :-)

A black man has a lot to be scared of,....still. I'm very white myself. This Chameleon is saying a prayer as he walks through the wrong neighbourhood and being observed very intensly. It's the end of the branch.

I can't drive a car and I can not draw a car:-)

Madrid RΓ­o es un enorme enclave lΓΊdico y cultural paralelo al rΓ­o Manzanares, que, gracias a su renaturalizaciΓ³n, ha vuelto a contar con una fauna sorprendente.​ Monumentos histΓ³ricos e instalaciones de ocio y cultura al lado del cauce de un rΓ­o que ha recuperado su biodiversidad a pasos agigantados.

 

"Manzanares, aprendiz de rΓ­o"

 

Si de algo tiene fama el Manzanares es de tener un caudal mΓ‘s bien escaso, lo que a lo largo de su historia ha dado para muchas bromas. Es un rΓ­o que mΓ‘s que al agua lo que atrae es al sarcasmo y no hay autor insigne que se haya resistido a lanzar una pulla contra Γ©l, aunque, eso sΓ­, con mucha gracia. Quevedo se referΓ­a al Manzanares como el β€œaprendiz de rΓ­o” y Tirso de Molina le dedicΓ³ estos versos: β€œComo AlcalΓ‘ y Salamanca tenΓ©is, y no sois colegio, vacaciones en verano, y curso sΓ³lo en invierno”.

 

TambiΓ©n Lope de Vega hablΓ³ del Manzanares, con ocasiΓ³n de la inauguraciΓ³n de un nuevo puente sobre el rΓ­o. Preguntado por su parecer, cuentan las crΓ³nicas que lo dio de esta manera: β€œno voy a dar mi opiniΓ³n, sino un consejo, seΓ±or corregidor, que la Villa de Madrid, una de dos, se compre un rio o venda el puente”.

 

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These are God's working clothes. For 6000 years ( 6 days) , He worked His royal butt off. Soon He's gonna take a day off (1000 years) and put His son on the throne.

Exposed by an ax:-) The fruit's camouflage is no longer useful.

These blue critters are blue and they feel blue. Except of course for the Spider :-) This is a sequal to the drawing ;Only yellows.

The Fish is the only color left on this reef.

Always a pair of 2's. That's so Noah:-)

I left the music industry and started drawing and writing. Thank you very much.

It's enjoying the sun:-)

My house just keeps on giving. 2 paintings by Mondriaan, coins, golden walls, champagne and silver. Tomorrow I'm breaking out the floor:-)

Many people start their day , this way(insuline). The medicin against corona needs to be kept at minus 80 degrees. That bites.

He promised an apocalypse. He will not break His word, I'm affraid. Very affraid.

All the types of birds are at war,by the looks of it.

Crown prince Mohammad bin Salman ( Saudi Arabia) wants to be king so much. He's willing to eliminate all opposition. King me, is a term for checkers but in this drawing it felt ok for chess as well :-)

Wall street looks abandoned:-)

This Supernurse is trying to convince us of something:-) Her scalpel suggests another surgery(re open)

Love that wide angle uncorrectable distortion! (sarcasm)

 

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Don't worry.....it's not live. Nobody but God knows when he's coming. The events discribed in revelations are very simular to our situation now, but a general does not reveal where and when he's going to attack.

Donald Trump is infected with covid.

This pattern on a Tulip means ,it has a virus. The right side wants to open up. Sounds familiar:-)

The little one is the look out,the big one catches the prey:-)

This suit is making a nasty arm gesture:-)

Granny is losing her isolated mind:-) The youth doesn't seem to get it.

Aries (fire) and Libra (air) are polar opposites in the Zodiac, their opposing attributes & personality differences fit together like two puzzle pieces.

 

Each sign brings to the friendship what the other is missing.

 

One of my besties that can take my dark humor and sarcasm and toss it right back!

This envelope is sealed with so much pressure, the ink is coming of ,from the lettre inside:-)

Wordplay with : eyes in the back of my head:-)

He's giving us the finger and tells us to die ourselves. Let's hope dr Death stays tired for a while...

The hand is going to try to catch the ax so technically I drew 2 tools:-)

There's so much plastic in the oceans ,this Fish decided to become friends.

Β»DIE RUSSEN KOMMEN! DIE RUSSEN KOMMEN!Β« πŸ˜„πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ (mein Sarkasmus) 😎

  

Comedy film directed and produced by Norman Jewison - USA 1966, with Alan Arkin, Carl Reiner, Eva Marie Saint 😍, Brian Keith and others...

  

Cerastium tomentosum

Snow-in-Summer

Filziges Hornkraut

  

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The orange juice doesn't even touch the funnel. It feels useless:-).

The acid of a lemon can generate electicity:-)

Behind the mask there's a cute Cat face. Dogs are fantastic but Cats rule:-)

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