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Someday we'll build a garage for Road's End... but for now this is how we get things done in the country.
POOR YELLA REDNECKS
World Premiere Written by Qui Nguyen
Directed by May Adrales
Scenic Design by Arnulfo Maldonado
Costume Design by Valérie Thérèse Bart
Lighting Design by Lap Chi Chu
Original Music and Sound Design by Shane Rettig
Music Arrangements by Kenny Seymour
Projection Design by Jared Mezzocchi
Stage Management by Kathryn Davies
South Coast Repertory Theatre
A Tennessee couple — David and Rebecca Kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting David fixed. The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after nine children, what they...
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OS WMR968 rain gauge and redneck wind sock. All that is required for the wind sock is one fence post and one grocery bag. If bag disappears, it was really windy.
YEEHAAW! Future Little Redneck covers the daily life and everyday objects of the rednecks! It's tougher than a two-dollar steak and is a must have for the future little dixie, hillbilly and patriotic rebel.
We pulled the engine out of this 1981 Jeep Wagoneer without a cherry picker. Or at least not a real one.
After tearing off the heads and eliminating as much weight as possible we had to figure out a way to get it out. So when the first weight bar was bowing badly we decided to use the olympic weight bar. That was batter but we couldn't getthe engine out without some type of leverage. Looking around I asked if we could put 4x6's under the engine to lift it.
Shawn said no, but had the idea of putting the 4x6's on top with cinder blocks underneath.
The unbelievable thing is that it actually worked. And nobody was hurt. Well except from some squished fingers and scraped knuckles.
The really bad part was that they had to carry it on the weight bar about 40 feet or so to the back of the guy's truck, then list it onto the tailgate.
But they did it. It only took about six hours.
The lastest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queada from Afganistan. The USRSF (US redneck special forces) are to be sent in.
They were given the following info:
1)There's no limit
2)The season just opened
3)They taste like chicken
4)They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5)Some is Queer
6)They don't like BBQ
7)They were responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
Should be over in about a week.