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Good morning beautiful how was your night
Mine was wonderful with you by my side
And when I opened my eyes and see your sweet face
Its a good morning beautiful day
I spotted this up in Canada last summer. Do they have rednecks in Canada. Well... They have Newfies (people from Newfoundland.) In the US we make fun of rednecks (people from Alabama). In Canada, everybody makes fun of the Newfies. Yep, the Newfies are dumb, the Newfies are slow, the Newfies are inbred! Basically, I think the Canadians just got a Jeff Foxworthy "You Might be a Redneck If" book and just changed the jokes from redneck to Newfie. We can call this "Newfie Lawnmower"
Found some Redneck wine glasses, they are so cool...so in the morning when I woke up I found that the bears in the cabin was having a wine party, they sure were glad I brought these great glasses....
De Reocín, Cantabria. Smoked Porter. Aigua, maltes (Beck Smoked, Maris Otter, Biscuit, Amber, Brown, Crystal 160, Chocolate, Carafa 3 i civada), llúpol (Columbus) i llevat. 57 IBUs. 7,3%. És prou bona. Malta fumada amb faig que es nota però no cansa, que a vegades les fumades em saturen. Olor una mica a licor, fruits secs negres. En gust un punt picant, com d'alcohol, sabor a caramel i xocolata. #Porter #smokedPorter #ale #localbeer #craftbeer #cervesaartesana #cervesaartesanal #beer #pivo #birra #cervesa #cerveza #olut #øl #пиво #bière #beerporn #beergeek #beernerd #craftbeerlive #hophead #craftbeernotcrapbeer #craftbeerporn #craftbeerlover #beerstagram #beerpic
Redneck Fireworks near Kingdom City Missouri by Notley Hawkins Photography. Taken with a Canon EOS 5D Mark IV camera with a Canon ETS-E17mm f/4L lens at ƒ/8.0 with a 1/500 second exposure at ISO 100. Processed with Adobe Lightroom CC.
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That´s what I am.
After hours in the sun, staring at the water and the dogs.
Geez.
I need sunscreen 50, now.
Or, rather, something soothing for my neck.
Before I get tons of negative comments, this photo was completely staged.
She was holding the cigarette for her friend, Pixie (whom I later found out was her mother), and I asked if I could take her photo... just as a joke. She got into it and did this pose for me.
Outside of the ramifications of multiple health issues, I find it funny as it reminds me of multiple redneck jokes. :-)
Update: Please do not edit this image. The intent of this photo was a staged, non-political yet humorous image. If I find any modification of the original image, I will invoke my right under DMCA to have the edited - and offensive - image removed from any site and/or ask for financial compensation under Creative Commons copyright protection.
2012 Pregnant Pool Pictures Redneck Style -
My Wife was 27 weeks pregnant and she wanted to do some "Fun" pictures, this was her idea! I was very pleased with the results, She is a beautiful woman and an amazing wife and mother! God has blessed me more then I could have ever imagined! It is was pretty simple, we got a kiddie pool after hunting for two days straight we finally found one at a Dollar General store, I had to make sure to fill it with WARM water or she would not get in! So we set up shop in our yard, boiled water and had a blast!
for the more modest Rebel Chick,
wear panties under yr saggy bikini bottom....
The 2008 Redneck Games in East Dublin, Georgia.
a spectacle that should never be missed.
Not really...this is the Demoiselle Crane.
This crane had hair that looked like a mullet peeking out from under a ball cap. I've got a few more shots of him!
Im meetin' my buddies out on the lake
We're headed out to a special place we love
That just a few folks know
Theres no signin' up and no monthly dues
Take your Johnson, your Mercury, or your Evinrude and fire it up
And meet us out at party cove
Come on in the waters fine
Just idle on over and toss us a line...
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A great little store at the mouth of Tomales Bay with almost everything you'll need to make your visit comfortable...even fresh oysters in the shell on weekends...
this guy crawled out of the mud blindly begging someone to wipe his eyes--
i dodged him, i couldn't sacrifice my only clean exposed body part-- my right hand that went under my rain/mud gear to take photos
luckily someone took pity and gave him a good wipe.
2008 Redneck Games.
East Dublin, Georgia
I actually have no idea if this resembles a redneck in any way. Also, the grenade launcher thing is purely fictional and is not based off any real weapon.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZn9uNjVnek
Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag
To make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah