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so..
what's the whole point of me in the New Meheecan desert..
and this pimping skullphucking mask??
we drove home from the mountains for Mardi Gras..
and we wore two of these for all the nights..
childrens' parade..
the carnival on the ferris wheel..
blehblehbleh
the drunken rednecked parents were a fav....
"HEY! EHHHH YOU! please take a picture with my kids!"
me-"no"
stupid redneck parent -"well fuck you!"
me- "good parenting"
then on we went..
twas lots of fun..
reality check of why I'm in the mountains. ;)
I spotted this up in Canada last summer. Do they have rednecks in Canada. Well... They have Newfies (people from Newfoundland.) In the US we make fun of rednecks (people from Alabama). In Canada, everybody makes fun of the Newfies. Yep, the Newfies are dumb, the Newfies are slow, the Newfies are inbred! Basically, I think the Canadians just got a Jeff Foxworthy "You Might be a Redneck If" book and just changed the jokes from redneck to Newfie. We can call this "Newfie Lawnmower"
Found some Redneck wine glasses, they are so cool...so in the morning when I woke up I found that the bears in the cabin was having a wine party, they sure were glad I brought these great glasses....
De Reocín, Cantabria. Smoked Porter. Aigua, maltes (Beck Smoked, Maris Otter, Biscuit, Amber, Brown, Crystal 160, Chocolate, Carafa 3 i civada), llúpol (Columbus) i llevat. 57 IBUs. 7,3%. És prou bona. Malta fumada amb faig que es nota però no cansa, que a vegades les fumades em saturen. Olor una mica a licor, fruits secs negres. En gust un punt picant, com d'alcohol, sabor a caramel i xocolata. #Porter #smokedPorter #ale #localbeer #craftbeer #cervesaartesana #cervesaartesanal #beer #pivo #birra #cervesa #cerveza #olut #øl #пиво #bière #beerporn #beergeek #beernerd #craftbeerlive #hophead #craftbeernotcrapbeer #craftbeerporn #craftbeerlover #beerstagram #beerpic
Redneck Fireworks near Kingdom City Missouri by Notley Hawkins Photography. Taken with a Canon EOS 5D Mark IV camera with a Canon ETS-E17mm f/4L lens at ƒ/8.0 with a 1/500 second exposure at ISO 100. Processed with Adobe Lightroom CC.
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That´s what I am.
After hours in the sun, staring at the water and the dogs.
Geez.
I need sunscreen 50, now.
Or, rather, something soothing for my neck.
Before I get tons of negative comments, this photo was completely staged.
She was holding the cigarette for her friend, Pixie (whom I later found out was her mother), and I asked if I could take her photo... just as a joke. She got into it and did this pose for me.
Outside of the ramifications of multiple health issues, I find it funny as it reminds me of multiple redneck jokes. :-)
Update: Please do not edit this image. The intent of this photo was a staged, non-political yet humorous image. If I find any modification of the original image, I will invoke my right under DMCA to have the edited - and offensive - image removed from any site and/or ask for financial compensation under Creative Commons copyright protection.
for the more modest Rebel Chick,
wear panties under yr saggy bikini bottom....
The 2008 Redneck Games in East Dublin, Georgia.
a spectacle that should never be missed.
Not really...this is the Demoiselle Crane.
This crane had hair that looked like a mullet peeking out from under a ball cap. I've got a few more shots of him!
this guy crawled out of the mud blindly begging someone to wipe his eyes--
i dodged him, i couldn't sacrifice my only clean exposed body part-- my right hand that went under my rain/mud gear to take photos
luckily someone took pity and gave him a good wipe.
2008 Redneck Games.
East Dublin, Georgia
I actually have no idea if this resembles a redneck in any way. Also, the grenade launcher thing is purely fictional and is not based off any real weapon.
Im meetin' my buddies out on the lake
We're headed out to a special place we love
That just a few folks know
Theres no signin' up and no monthly dues
Take your Johnson, your Mercury, or your Evinrude and fire it up
And meet us out at party cove
Come on in the waters fine
Just idle on over and toss us a line...
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A great little store at the mouth of Tomales Bay with almost everything you'll need to make your visit comfortable...even fresh oysters in the shell on weekends...