;)

Day 75 of 365 (366)

Check comments for two more

Plus, I have so many more I'm going to work on because they are so much fun, expect more soon.

It was my good friend, Tami's, birthday, she spent the weekend with me. We had SUCH fun making these photos. We've known each other since high school, she'll do most anything in the world in the name of fun! ♥ her! I must have taken about 50 photos!

The backgrounds were images from Google finds and composites sometimes of more than one image to make the background and "treat" it so the photo and it kind of went together.

Strobist:

AB1600 honeycomb 30 degree grid, subject behind left 1/4 power

AB800 sofbox camera right

AB800 shoot through umbrella camera left

Triggered via Cactus v4 and sync cord

Canon 50mm 1.8 II lens

Canon 40d

and a whole lot of fun. She must have smoked 5 cigarettes, LOL.

lowriders are for guys that cant git it up!

Shirt: if you can read this, put me back into the canoe

Found along the Illinois River .... Eastern Oklahoma

Happy V day to all my friends. If you got somebody I hope you have an awesome time together. If you don't, I hope you find someone tonight!

Karen, I love you sooo much babe! Muah! xoxoxo

at the Mudpit Belly Flop, 15th or 16th dive! This was the BEST clay mud ever!

Just a day in the life in my town.

Rednecks.

Good morning beautiful how was your night

Mine was wonderful with you by my side

And when I opened my eyes and see your sweet face

Its a good morning beautiful day

Redneck Fireworks near Kingdom City Missouri by Notley Hawkins Photography. Taken with a Canon EOS 5D Mark IV camera with a Canon ETS-E17mm f/4L lens at ƒ/8.0 with a 1/500 second exposure at ISO 100. Processed with Adobe Lightroom CC.

Follow me on Twitter, Google+, Facebook, Instagram

www.notleyhawkins.com/

©Notley Hawkins

35mm slides dated 1973 found with old projector

© David K. Edwards.

I spotted this up in Canada last summer. Do they have rednecks in Canada. Well... They have Newfies (people from Newfoundland.) In the US we make fun of rednecks (people from Alabama). In Canada, everybody makes fun of the Newfies. Yep, the Newfies are dumb, the Newfies are slow, the Newfies are inbred! Basically, I think the Canadians just got a Jeff Foxworthy "You Might be a Redneck If" book and just changed the jokes from redneck to Newfie. We can call this "Newfie Lawnmower"

Ft. Silverspoon Thor's Hammer

De Reocín, Cantabria. Smoked Porter. Aigua, maltes (Beck Smoked, Maris Otter, Biscuit, Amber, Brown, Crystal 160, Chocolate, Carafa 3 i civada), llúpol (Columbus) i llevat. 57 IBUs. 7,3%. És prou bona. Malta fumada amb faig que es nota però no cansa, que a vegades les fumades em saturen. Olor una mica a licor, fruits secs negres. En gust un punt picant, com d'alcohol, sabor a caramel i xocolata. #Porter #smokedPorter #ale #localbeer #craftbeer #cervesaartesana #cervesaartesanal #beer #pivo #birra #cervesa #cerveza #olut #øl #пиво #bière #beerporn #beergeek #beernerd #craftbeerlive #hophead #craftbeernotcrapbeer #craftbeerporn #craftbeerlover #beerstagram #beerpic

Found some Redneck wine glasses, they are so cool...so in the morning when I woke up I found that the bears in the cabin was having a wine party, they sure were glad I brought these great glasses....

Close up of the back of the head of a male vagrant darter dragonfly.

1600PX

De Reocín, Cantabria. Red currant Berliner Gose. Aigua, malta (Pale), blat i civada, llúpol, llevat i grosella roja. 5,2%. Excel·lent. Molt equilibrada entre l'acidesa, dolçor i salat. Molt aromàtica. Afruitada com una gominola. #BerlinerWeisse #gose #RedCurrant #ale #localbeer #craftbeer #cervesaartesana #cervesaartesanal #beer #pivo #birra #cervesa #cerveza #olut #øl #пиво #bière #beerporn #beergeek #beernerd #craftbeerlive #hophead #craftbeernotcrapbeer #craftbeerporn #craftbeerlover #beerstagram #beerpic #starkol #piwo #chelas #bierre

justaspoonfulofpsycho.blogspot.com/2015/02/makin-waves-in...

Representin! Tennessee

Ready for any occasion.

Check out more Redneck Pics and Videos at TheRedNeckNation.net

That´s what I am.

After hours in the sun, staring at the water and the dogs.

Geez.

I need sunscreen 50, now.

Or, rather, something soothing for my neck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejupA7AsKSE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZn9uNjVnek

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type

No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night

In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate

I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait

Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip

I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

'Cause I'm a redneck woman

I ain't no high class broad

I'm just a product of my raising

I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"

And I keep my Christmas lights on

On my front porch all year long

And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song

So here's to all my sisters

Out there keeping it country

Let me get a big "hell yeah"

From the redneck girls like me

Hell yeah (Hell yeah)

Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice

Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price

And still look sexy

Just as sexy as those models on TV

No, I don't need no designer tag

To make my man want me

You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore

But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door

I'm a redneck woman

I ain't no high class broad

I'm just a product of my raising

I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"

And I keep my Christmas lights on

On my front porch all year long

And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song

So here's to all my sisters

Out there keeping it country

Let me get a big "hell yeah"

From the redneck girls like me

Hell yeah (Hell yeah)

I'm a redneck woman

I ain't no high class broad

I'm just a product of my raising

And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"

And I keep my Christmas lights on

On my front porch all year long

And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song

So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country

Let me get a big "hell yeah"

From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)

Hell yeah (Hell yeah)

Hell yeah (Hell yeah)

I said hell yeah

Before I get tons of negative comments, this photo was completely staged.

She was holding the cigarette for her friend, Pixie (whom I later found out was her mother), and I asked if I could take her photo... just as a joke. She got into it and did this pose for me.

Outside of the ramifications of multiple health issues, I find it funny as it reminds me of multiple redneck jokes. :-)

Update: Please do not edit this image. The intent of this photo was a staged, non-political yet humorous image. If I find any modification of the original image, I will invoke my right under DMCA to have the edited - and offensive - image removed from any site and/or ask for financial compensation under Creative Commons copyright protection.

Let's just say, I was somewhat addicted to Neon on this trip. There will be a few more yet!!

We have 3 homes available on Redneck Lane! Remember, the houses can absolutely be swapped out if desired! These lots range from $700-$950L/week. The sit in front of the overpass and across from a pond on a dead end street. ❤

Come check it out!

🚕 maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/BellaBrook/83/195/22

Credits Soon @ www.lyricalember.com

We made a pit with old cinder blocks... not bad.

All hell is about to break loose.

for the more modest Rebel Chick,

wear panties under yr saggy bikini bottom....

The 2008 Redneck Games in East Dublin, Georgia.

a spectacle that should never be missed.