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What's not to love about an E-Z Mart sensitive to the needs of the log hauling community whose drivers so often patronizes their stores.
Dashboard Dining is just what you need on a winding two-lane Arkansas state highway where there are often no shoulders.
What's so tough about shepherding a 40-ton Log Hauler along with a turkey and cheese wedge in one hand, a cold drink on the seat between your legs and a medium can of Pringles rolling around on the seat next to you.
What the heck, at 70 mph, most cars are behind you most of the time, right?
questions i'm asking while these girls are getting ready to do this...
1) why are you doing this on the bed, and not in the shower? too much flamable material here, girls!
2) ummmm....how do you plan to put the fire out?
3) are you insane?
This was our angry redneck neighbor at the beach house. He hugged his dog a lot...
Within the first 5 minutes of us arriving at the rental house, he strolled over, leaned on my car and announced that he was the "Neighborhood Watch" and then babbled on about how he was a local and we were just visitors, blah, blah. From that moment on, he became "Officer Douchebag".
Rokkin' Chevy Malibu, dude.
My Big Redneck wedding pitch. (I didn't win). The concept is an animated calendar of mayhem leading up to the big day.
Yep, this is my family. My two nephews actually. They decided to get my son's boxing gloves and "play" with them. Well... you know how "play fighting" amongst brothers turns out. We had to take them away and put them up, but I got a few good shots in myself and the only things hurt were feelings.