I was not aware railroads were in the business of poisoning the gardens they passed

These four were labeled visitors and were also awarded down-downs

Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip chastised Cumcerto and Achy Breaky Snatch for doing stretching exercises prior to on-out. Is such an obscenity really necessary at the hash?!?

Clownmydia, Portland(Or.) Humpin' Hash, dropped

in to drink our beer and check out our harriettes!

Sacramento H3's Pork and Beans likes Surf City's tradition of a Liquor Check as well as the standard Beer Check. Here we see him availing himself of the Liquor Check tradition.

The hares were joined by Six of nie who last Thursday said he'd hare. Obviously, he failed us again and was caled to the altar for a down-down of failure.

Hairy Potter believes he can already render an opinion pertaining to this trail

How does dBASED always manage to situate himself close to some of our hot harriettes?!?

Hounds huddle in an effort to come up with a name that will shame Just Sasha with a moniker she will forever hate.

Fap Jack and Cumcerto cross a seemingly-endless prairie. After that great sign at the entrance, we didn't see one damn cow all trail either. How sad.

Beer Check was finally located in Garfield Park right beside busy Almar Avenue. Really intelligent choice, hares!!

In the end,Hairy won for male and Cumz for women

The Who assailed the ears of the crowd and assaulted their eyes with a stupendous laser show

Dickens Chicken demonstrated the proper method of consuming a down-down. That being said, he also got a free beer!

TIMMY did not have a table to himself for long, dBASED, Vince and Banana soon crashed his party.

Shallow Hole and dBASED were two of we half-minds that followed the hares' idea this be a dress-as-a-hippie-themed-hash.

Shady Curtains offers an explanation as to the purpose of his time in Moldova. It was obviously a poorly-constructed fabrication. Human trafficking was the general consensus in the hash opinion poll.

The first check at Swift Street and Highway 1 saw a rare sight: the pack actually waited for the okay from the traffic signal to cross!

TIMMY vanishes into the darkness very happy to have escaped the homeless tunnel without being hit up for money!

Dog Breath, with dog bowl AND piggy bowl in hand, and Courtesy Flush were punished for their backsliding ways.

HERE'S the party planned for the parking lot! This will not be as dreary as you may think, come by for a glass of Metaxa Ouzo. It's nothing like you'll get at Communion!

Broke Bench Mountain received a down-down for making such a rambling, aimless down-down nomination that no one even knew who the hell he was talking about!!

Forget the kid in Deep Stroke, here we see her flying the flag of her TRUE colors: A person both rude and evil!

Here's the site for Beer Check and Religion. We were here eight years ago but only Banana remembered this

Not a rare event but the hash again seized the bar area for their own evil purpose.

It's bad enough TIny Whiny Bitch has become a backslider but it was deemed unforgivable he moved to Colorado to get away from us!!

An excellent lineup of craft-draft here at Aptos Street Bar-be-cue. I suggest you try as many as possible.

the second half of the beer menu at Aptos Street Bar-be-cue looks as appetizing as the first half!

Hare Dung-Fu Grip, in his Krampus mode, delivers a demonic version of Instructions of Trail. All lies too I might add.

Dog Breath utilizes the on-down to his advantage. He does not wish to be the last to Beer Check!

Here's the spread we feasted upon at Beer Check. Yes, those ARE the makings of Irish Car Bombs in the background. More than CARS got bombed at THIS Beer Check too!!

Contrary to Surf City rumor, this is NOT our co-founder! We're now at Brady's Yacht Club, the place is SUPPOSED to be weird!

Is Pink Cherry Licker actually standing at one of the busiest intersections in town and drinking from a flask?!?

It appears that Waxi-Pad sees a connection between The Big Lebowski and a hockey game!

Someone told Six of Nine his fly was down. He'll fall for almost anything after beer number six!

Hash brown frittata with bacon on sourdough. Plus coffee.

Twisted Fister was busted for chivalry on trail. He stopped Just Mara from running onto a parked Jeep! What condition was SHE in?!?

Accuprick was awarded a punitive down-down for losing his whistle on trail.

We had only a tiny sliver of a moon this night. It did little to illuminate the poison oak that crowded trail on both sides.

These hounds skipped or missed Beer Check. They think they're being inconspicuous by being in the corner of the parking lot but drinking under the HUGE lights illuminating the area shows their true half-mindedness!

Bloody Wanker and Just Marisol approach yet another stream crossing. They still think they can negotiate this trail and keep their rear paws dry. HA!

With one down-down remaining, the RA decided the biggest 'pig' in this sty should receive it and that would be Dog Breath.

This appeared to be a standard sign until one notices the stuffed moose hanging onto the upper right-hand corner!

This is the establishment next to The Blue Lounge. Keep this place in mind when Christmas rolls around.

Hairy Potter kicks the festivities off with Just Jeff's naming ceremony.

A check at the pedestrian bridge over Highway 1 brought the pack back together. No one wished to go all the way over the highway only to find an accursed back check

Waxi-Pad, looking like a (poor) Johnny Cash imitator, was punished for not hashing tonight

If I read my hand signals correctly, Deadliest Snatch is not a fan of Turkey/Eagle splits.

While such sentiments may or may not be true, it is really more a display of jealousy than anything else. Oh, did I neglect to mention Puff is also Hash Flash?

Co-hare dBASED refused his sentence to be an 'ice breaker' saying trail was no where near as bad as Dog Breath's drunkenness.