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TIP THAT WAITRESS
by Loudon Wainwright III
She's been on her feet nearly half the damned night
Bringing your beverage and your late night bite
She remains cheerful, when you're nasty and tight
Makes change for a fifty in dim candle light
Ignoring the groping hoping you might
Come across with a tip and sympathize with her plight
Tip that waitress
She's getting her masters, supporting her mom
Amidst the confusion she remains cool and calm
She knows exits in case of a fire or bomb
She knows all the words to the twenty-third Psalm
She handles her tray with panache and aplomb
Her brother's a Quaker, her dad was in 'Nam
Tip that waitress
Tip that waitress, she's been waiting on you
Skip the small change, slap down a dollar or two
Her arches are aching her lower back shot
Her varicose veins hurt like hell when it's hot
Her uniform's too tight, tasteful it's not
She knows the specials, and they are not a lot
The cook is on Quaaludes the busboy deals pot
If she had a real job she'd quit on the spot
So, tip that waitress
This plea for gratuity's gone on way too long
there's a time and a place where them things belong
The stage and a soapbox, this is only a song
To dwell on the matter much longer would be wrong
And people get by, she'll get along
But I think she gets off when I come on strong
So, tip that waitress
Tip that waitress, she's been waiting on you
Skip the small change, slap down a fiver or a two
She's been on her feet nearly half the damned night
Bringing your beverage and your late night bite
She remains cheerful, when you're nasty and tight
Makes change for a fifty in dim candle light
Ignoring the groping hoping you might
Come across with a tip and sympathize with her plight
Tip that waitress
© Mark Watson.
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This musical phenomenon comes to Theatr Clwyd for the first time thanks to Tip Top Productions.
Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber based on Old Possum’s Book Of Practical Cats by T.S. Eliot. “Prologue – Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats” additional material written by Trevor Nunn and Richard Stilgoe; ”Memory” additional material written by Trevor Nunn.
The Jellicle Cats come out to play on one special night of the year—the night of the Jellicle Ball. One by one they tell their stories to Old Deuteronomy, their wise and benevolent leader, who must choose one of the Cats to ascend to The Heaviside Layer and be reborn into a whole new Jellicle life. Among the candidates are the aging theatre cat, Gus; the rocker, Rum Tum Tugger; and the once-glamorous Grizabella, now but a faded memory of her former self.
Boasting a score that includes Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats, Mr. Mistoffelees and Memory, this compelling fable takes audiences to a fantastical world that can only exist in the theatre. Cats has been performed worldwide and translated into over 20 languages. The original West End production ran for 21 years and the original Broadway production ran for 18 years
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Players leap to win the tip off during a high school basketball game between the Gibsonburg High School Golden Bears (black uniforms) and the Lakota High School Raiders (white uniforms). These two local high schools are geographically very close to each other and therefore there is a strong rivalry even though they are in different conferences.
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Styer artic tipper crosses the Bahnhofstraße (Station Road) bridge over the river Inn, Wattens, Austria.
Austria 2007.
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