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Yep, we just officially wrapped up day two up here in Yosemite and boy has it been a busy day. For one, we sanded and painted a deck, then after that we headed up to Glacier Point for sunset and night shots.
We have not been kicked out of the park yet...though there was enough flatulence and hijinks to scare off the norms.
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Voice actor Grant Leat records the world’s scientifically funniest fart sound as discovered in a new ground-breaking academic study commissioned by Beano. The “Flatulence Report”, produced by acclaimed scientist Dr Helen Pilcher, analysed 176 different fart sounds and used sociological and acoustical factors including intensity, duration and potential for social embarrassment to determine the funniest possible fart sound according to science. The research by Beano reveals that the scientifically funniest fart is four seconds long, intense and ever so slightly wet. To read the findings of the report and listen to the funniest fart sound visit www.beano.com/farts.
Cumin is used as an antiflatulent, stimulant, antispasmodic, diuretic, aphrodisiac, for stimulating menstrual flow, treating diarrhea, colic, and flatulence.
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Said to be the original location of the 3 Sirens, half bird, half humans (not mermaid) whose song proved irresistible to sailors, luring them to their doom on the rocks, whereupon they would be eaten.
The precise location is a little hazy but they certainly make an appearance in Homer's Odyssey, where Ulysses/Odysseus gets advice on how to prevent him being lured by the sirens. Circe the ocean nymph, in book 12, advises his crew to block their ears with wax and to tie himself to the mast. He is thus is able to hear their beautiful song as they sail safely past.
Interesting, Chapter 11 of Joyce's Ulysses is entitled "The Sirens", where the two barmaids, Lydia Douce and Mina Kennedy represent the alluring sirens yet our antihero, Leopold Bloom, breaks the magic of the song with a blast of tremendous flatulence.
These three islands (a third is hidden in this view) are 4km off the coast of Positano. Two are exclusive hotels now, the largest was once owned by Rudolf Nureyev, who spent his last years here.
Sounds romantic but I suspect it’d feel more like a geriatric prison to me.
Foods That Cause Gas: Top foods that cause flatulence. They contain carbohydrates that get broken down by bacteria producing gas. Watch this video on youtube to find out more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkGgmiBv2eM
Must know things about Ulcerative colitis:
Ulcerative colitis is a group of chronic inflammatory bowel diseases. This disease is characterized by provocative infection of the colon and rectum. Crohm’s disease is about spreading inflammation from the rectum and on the intestinal mucosa but this disease is limited. 000 inhabitants. Women and men both are affected by this disease in same manner. The average age of people who suffer from this disease is between 20 and 40. After having been increasing in Europe and North America this disease has begun to stagnate there. This disease was not so popular in Asia; Africa and South America. New cases has been increased accordingly today. Ulcerative colitis should not be ignored in anyway and if it is detected at early stages then the Ulcerative colitis treatments might be more effective
Important Ulcerative colitis symptoms:
The course of Ulcerative colitis is not predictable. Often the onset is insidious. There are also severe acute phases and gradients.
Some severe Ulcerative colitis symptoms are:
* Relapsing
* Diarrhea
* Intestinal bleeding
* Colic.
Problematic symptoms in everyday life are:
* Bowel movements that are compulsive and fecal incontinence
* Body weakness
* Administered drugs’ side effects
* Severe bloating can push for increased stool frequency
* The shear-dependent flatulence is part of thrust-related glucose intolerance
Acute exacerbation is a typical symptom of Ulcerative colitis. This disease is characterized by painful urination and bowel movement and bloody diarrhea. Stool rate can go up to 40 times in 24 hours. Wide range of Ulcerative colitis treatments is available that is meant to help
Some common Ulcerative colitis treatments:
There are huge number of drugs available for the Ulcerative colitis treatments but most of them have more or less side effects. As the cancer risk is less and inflammation suppression is more Mesalazine and some other 5-ASA preparations are used as per the medical instructions. The amount of side effect of Mesalazine is minimum. If the 5-ASA is not adequate cortisone is used locally (rectally as enema or foam) or systemic (oral or intravenous) is used for a short time. Budesonide foam is used with other steroid preparations as it only functions locally when the disease is limited. Mesalazine may also be administered rectally. People can get help from E-Coli and Nissle. These pro biotic bacteria can be found in pharmacies in the name of Mutaflor and have been used in remission maintenance in several studies as an effective replacement of 5-ASA preparations. The drug Mutaflor is covered by health insurances. There is a need for cooling of this drug continuously. It is better if you take immediate steps when you notice the Ulcerative colitis symptoms.
A strong probiotic supplement (20 billion organisms per capsule) with 8 strains of friendly bacteria for full spectrum support of the small and large intestines. Support digestive health and regularity.
Regulates menstrual pain (cramps)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3gzK2w8_cs
Regulates menstrual cycle
It improves blood circulation
Relieves excessive white discharge
Helps to contract the birth channel
Promote recovery after childbirth
Very good for candidacies
Raises female libido and enhances orgasm
Amazing June offers for Maharani pill with free delivery if you're in Nairobi.
Health Benefits of HERBA WARISAN MAHARANI PILLS 6 x 10g:
Maharani Pills free Delivery in Nairobi, Mombasa, Kisumu, Nakuru and Eldoret within 24 hrs Call 0725660564 for free Delivery
- Raises female libido and enhances orgasm
- It fights hormonal imbalance thus very good for menopausal syndromes
- Fights body general weakness
- It provides a sex drive
- Very good for dizziness
- Very good for flatulence
- Promote youthful and healthy skin by fighting free radicals
- A very powerful anti-aging
- It firms and tones the abdominal muscles
- Improves chances of pregnancy
- Regulates the body temperature
- Rich in vital estrogen
- Prevents and cures gynecological problems e. g fibroids, cysts, etc
- Formulated using precious herbs that are especially excellent for women’s overall well-being.
NB: it is good to tell your healthcare providers (including doctors, dentists, pharmacists, and dietitians ) about any dietary supplements you're taking.
Must know things about Ulcerative colitis:
Ulcerative colitis is a group of chronic inflammatory bowel diseases. This disease is characterized by provocative infection of the colon and rectum. Crohm’s disease is about spreading inflammation from the rectum and on the intestinal mucosa but this disease is limited. 000 inhabitants. Women and men both are affected by this disease in same manner. The average age of people who suffer from this disease is between 20 and 40. After having been increasing in Europe and North America this disease has begun to stagnate there. This disease was not so popular in Asia; Africa and South America. New cases has been increased accordingly today. Ulcerative colitis should not be ignored in anyway and if it is detected at early stages then the Ulcerative colitis treatments might be more effective
Important Ulcerative colitis symptoms:
The course of Ulcerative colitis is not predictable. Often the onset is insidious. There are also severe acute phases and gradients.
Some severe Ulcerative colitis symptoms are:
* Relapsing
* Diarrhea
* Intestinal bleeding
* Colic.
Problematic symptoms in everyday life are:
* Bowel movements that are compulsive and fecal incontinence
* Body weakness
* Administered drugs’ side effects
* Severe bloating can push for increased stool frequency
* The shear-dependent flatulence is part of thrust-related glucose intolerance
Acute exacerbation is a typical symptom of Ulcerative colitis. This disease is characterized by painful urination and bowel movement and bloody diarrhea. Stool rate can go up to 40 times in 24 hours. Wide range of Ulcerative colitis treatments is available that is meant to help
Some common Ulcerative colitis treatments:
There are huge number of drugs available for the Ulcerative colitis treatments but most of them have more or less side effects. As the cancer risk is less and inflammation suppression is more Mesalazine and some other 5-ASA preparations are used as per the medical instructions. The amount of side effect of Mesalazine is minimum. If the 5-ASA is not adequate cortisone is used locally (rectally as enema or foam) or systemic (oral or intravenous) is used for a short time. Budesonide foam is used with other steroid preparations as it only functions locally when the disease is limited. Mesalazine may also be administered rectally. People can get help from E-Coli and Nissle. These pro biotic bacteria can be found in pharmacies in the name of Mutaflor and have been used in remission maintenance in several studies as an effective replacement of 5-ASA preparations. The drug Mutaflor is covered by health insurances. There is a need for cooling of this drug continuously. It is better if you take immediate steps when you notice the Ulcerative colitis symptoms.
Love does odd things to your senses.
Experimenting with some new pens on this one. I'm kInda liking the results.
Thoughts?
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(Added to the groups Strobist Sundays for the theme: "Short Light")
Lola may look regal and sophisticated here, but this puppy consistently:
* Releases the most vile flatulence known to man
* Vacuums her meals w/o chewing in 10 seconds flat
* Grunts and snorts like an Angry Birds pig
* Above all else, absolves self from any wrongdoing w/ this look of hers
Strobist info: 580ex II (1/128) to the left triggering AB800 into reflective umbrella on the right (1/32) mostly behind subject
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I need to persuade my head to give me a break from my own difficulties for an hour or so. Let's have some beautiful images from our guest shooter, Alison Raynor. Alison lives in Toogoolawah in Queensland, Australia. She has been a guest shooter here before. She is getting right into sunrises and has sent me some very nice ones. I'll devote most of this post to her images and fill in at the end with an update on my currently miserable life.
This is not the prettiest of the lot, but it has four items of interest, namely four black cockatoos. You may have to click to enlarge to see them:
Along with the photo, Alison included this amusing comment.
The old farmers here have a saying that, when there are an uneven number of black cockatoos overhead that means that there will be rain. Well, it's an interesting theory which can be listed alongside the one that says that if you see the long neck turtles walking uphill it is also a sign of BIG rain, not to mention the swarming of the flying ants (termites) that are said to mean HUGE rain, possibly floods (if the swarm is big enough). The thing is, that the later two are both quite accurate and make sense if one chooses to analise the natural reasoning behind what initially seems to be a crazy "old cockies tail".
I did not count the total number of cockatoos this morning, as I was too busy with the camera, but soon found out that the stunning light and colour show that was capturing my attention in the east was actually an insidious diversion for what was sneaking up and preparing to thrash me from behind. A big thunderous black cloud full of flatulence and cold water. Mmmmmm?
Here is another more colourful shot:
The best of the bunch, I'd say.
In the cloud here I see some curious banding which I can't explain:
Is it an omen? No, wait. I don't believe in omens. I'd go really crazy if I did.
This isn't a sunrise, but it's my favourite of these images:
Alison's veranda looks like a peaceful place to me. I'd like to spend some time there - in a peaceful place.
Thank you, Alison for a little time off.
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The ruckus in my head continues - intensifies. When it rains it pours. I won't bore you with the growing list of Things I Never Thought Of. Let's just say that every day seems to bring some new, terrifying fact to light. The renter in the house in Brownsburg has chosen this fine time to move out, leaving me with a house that's empty, earning no income and not in good shape. Oh, did I mention that I have joined the immense club of those owing more on their house than it's worth and having no money to pay the payments? Yes, that's me - a joiner.
Does grief magnify one's problems? I suppose it could. I don't know. This is my first experience with bone-rattling grief - the kind of grief that makes you feel weak and shaky all the time and won't let you sleep.
By the way, I've stopped asking what else can go wrong.
The possible answers terrify me.
Son of Kinniku Suguru, the original Kinnikuman. He is known for his cowardice, laziness, love of beef bowls and flatulence. He is also loyal to his friends.
For some strange reason that I will never fathom, my husband (and, sadly, my sons) have a real fascination with flatulence. They find anything having to do with farting hilariously funny, while I just nod my head in disgust. These are the times that it's hard being the only woman in the house!
Well, several years ago, my mother decided to start buying my husband funny fart things on his birthday -- she found a fart clock, a fake fart sound machine, a fart game, fart books, cufflinks in the shape of turds, etc. My husband now has enough items to open a small museum, and anytime I threaten to throw out some of his collection, he won't even hear of it.
So, his birthday was yesterday, and my mom found a Fart-o-Meter Halloween costume for him. Yes, he loved it. Yes, he plans to wear it when we take the kids trick or treating. I'm so proud!
Elsie had to practice tough love, and when she could no longer control her flatulence, she packed up the car, grabbed the kid, and left Elmer to fend for himself.
She did leave the refrigerator stocked, so he should be OK for at least a few days.
These Foods Can Reduce Gastric Acid Production in The Stomach Stomach acid is actually serves to help digest food and make the body absorb nutrients the food you consume. However the production of excess stomach acid can make flatulence and taste like hot burning in their throats. If it is so,
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view digital whopee cushion with a wireless remote control - _MG_1970 on a black background.
The amazing "Flatulator" farting machine avoiding the tramline groove at Fleetwood Tram Sunday.
Panasonic TZ9 camera, 15th July 2018.
Must know things about Ulcerative colitis:
Ulcerative colitis is a group of chronic inflammatory bowel diseases. This disease is characterized by provocative infection of the colon and rectum. Crohm’s disease is about spreading inflammation from the rectum and on the intestinal mucosa but this disease is limited. 000 inhabitants. Women and men both are affected by this disease in same manner. The average age of people who suffer from this disease is between 20 and 40. After having been increasing in Europe and North America this disease has begun to stagnate there. This disease was not so popular in Asia; Africa and South America. New cases has been increased accordingly today. Ulcerative colitis should not be ignored in anyway and if it is detected at early stages then the Ulcerative colitis treatments might be more effective
Important Ulcerative colitis symptoms:
The course of Ulcerative colitis is not predictable. Often the onset is insidious. There are also severe acute phases and gradients.
Some severe Ulcerative colitis symptoms are:
* Relapsing
* Diarrhea
* Intestinal bleeding
* Colic.
Problematic symptoms in everyday life are:
* Bowel movements that are compulsive and fecal incontinence
* Body weakness
* Administered drugs’ side effects
* Severe bloating can push for increased stool frequency
* The shear-dependent flatulence is part of thrust-related glucose intolerance
Acute exacerbation is a typical symptom of Ulcerative colitis. This disease is characterized by painful urination and bowel movement and bloody diarrhea. Stool rate can go up to 40 times in 24 hours. Wide range of Ulcerative colitis treatments is available that is meant to help
Some common Ulcerative colitis treatments:
There are huge number of drugs available for the Ulcerative colitis treatments but most of them have more or less side effects. As the cancer risk is less and inflammation suppression is more Mesalazine and some other 5-ASA preparations are used as per the medical instructions. The amount of side effect of Mesalazine is minimum. If the 5-ASA is not adequate cortisone is used locally (rectally as enema or foam) or systemic (oral or intravenous) is used for a short time. Budesonide foam is used with other steroid preparations as it only functions locally when the disease is limited. Mesalazine may also be administered rectally. People can get help from E-Coli and Nissle. These pro biotic bacteria can be found in pharmacies in the name of Mutaflor and have been used in remission maintenance in several studies as an effective replacement of 5-ASA preparations. The drug Mutaflor is covered by health insurances. There is a need for cooling of this drug continuously. It is better if you take immediate steps when you notice the Ulcerative colitis symptoms.
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The other rules include not taking the last beer out of his refrigerator without asking, and don't experience flatulence at the dinner table and blame the dog, especially if your future father in law DOESN'T have a dog.
Dressing to impress your future father in law can only take you so far.
Kebun Raya Bogor, Indonesia
(Bogor Botanical Gardens, Indonesia).
Hydnocarpus anthelminticus Pierre ex Laness. Achariaceae, pre. Flacourtiaceae. CN: [Malay and regional vernacular names - Pokok kusta, Becampoih (Sumatera), Kandar luntung (Sunda), Luteng (Jawa), Wanute (Sulawesi)], Chaulmoogra oil tree, Krabao oil, Dafengzi, dà fēng zǐ 大风子, Siamese chaulmoogra. Distribution - Cambodia, Thailand, Vietnam, China. trees or shrubs, more rarely evergreen, reaching a height of 7-20 (-30) m tall, with strictly straight trunk, gray-brown bark; twigs thick, slightly enlarged in the node. Petiole 5-15 mm, glabrous; leaf green leaf when fresh, often reddish brown, lanceolate, ovate-lanceolate or oblong, (7 -) 10-20 (-30) × 3-8 cm. The axillary inflorescences. Flowers mostly unisexual, yellowish green or pink, fragrant. The fruit is a globose berry, 8-12 cm in diameter. Seeds numerous, 30-50 (-100), 1.5 to 2.2 × 1-1.7 cm. a recognized alternative treatment for this infectious disease. Used centuries ago for patients with leprosy in Indian and Chinese folk medicine, this remedy entered Western medicine only in the 19th century, before sulfones and antibiotics had started their era. Given its anti-mycobacterial activity, The oil has also been prescribed against conditions caused by mycobacteria, such as the tuberculous laryngitis. The oil was applied externally, directly on the skin regions affected by leprosy. Also used to cure flatulence, eczema, decrease itchiness, lessen skin redness. lowering blood sugar and remedying psoriasis. It is one of the 50 fundamental herbs used in traditional Chinese medicine, where it has the name dà fēng zǐ (大风子).
Ref. and suggested reading:
apps.cs.ipb.ac.id/ipbiotics/user/organism/detail/detail_o...
www.liveandfeel.com/articles/hydnocarpus-anthelminticus-i...
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydnocarpus_anthelmintica
Kebun Raya Bogor, Indonesia
(Bogor Botanical Gardens, Indonesia).
Hydnocarpus anthelminticus Pierre ex Laness. Achariaceae, pre. Flacourtiaceae. CN: [Malay and regional vernacular names - Pokok kusta, Becampoih (Sumatera), Kandar luntung (Sunda), Luteng (Jawa), Wanute (Sulawesi)], Chaulmoogra oil tree, Krabao oil, Dafengzi, dà fēng zǐ 大风子, Siamese chaulmoogra. Distribution - Cambodia, Thailand, Vietnam, China. trees or shrubs, more rarely evergreen, reaching a height of 7-20 (-30) m tall, with strictly straight trunk, gray-brown bark; twigs thick, slightly enlarged in the node. Petiole 5-15 mm, glabrous; leaf green leaf when fresh, often reddish brown, lanceolate, ovate-lanceolate or oblong, (7 -) 10-20 (-30) × 3-8 cm. The axillary inflorescences. Flowers mostly unisexual, yellowish green or pink, fragrant. The fruit is a globose berry, 8-12 cm in diameter. Seeds numerous, 30-50 (-100), 1.5 to 2.2 × 1-1.7 cm. a recognized alternative treatment for this infectious disease. Used centuries ago for patients with leprosy in Indian and Chinese folk medicine, this remedy entered Western medicine only in the 19th century, before sulfones and antibiotics had started their era. Given its anti-mycobacterial activity, The oil has also been prescribed against conditions caused by mycobacteria, such as the tuberculous laryngitis. The oil was applied externally, directly on the skin regions affected by leprosy. Also used to cure flatulence, eczema, decrease itchiness, lessen skin redness. lowering blood sugar and remedying psoriasis. It is one of the 50 fundamental herbs used in traditional Chinese medicine, where it has the name dà fēng zǐ (大风子).
Ref. and suggested reading:
apps.cs.ipb.ac.id/ipbiotics/user/organism/detail/detail_o...
www.liveandfeel.com/articles/hydnocarpus-anthelminticus-i...
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydnocarpus_anthelmintica
Must know things about Ulcerative colitis:
Ulcerative colitis is a group of chronic inflammatory bowel diseases. This disease is characterized by provocative infection of the colon and rectum. Crohm’s disease is about spreading inflammation from the rectum and on the intestinal mucosa but this disease is limited. 000 inhabitants. Women and men both are affected by this disease in same manner. The average age of people who suffer from this disease is between 20 and 40. After having been increasing in Europe and North America this disease has begun to stagnate there. This disease was not so popular in Asia; Africa and South America. New cases has been increased accordingly today. Ulcerative colitis should not be ignored in anyway and if it is detected at early stages then the Ulcerative colitis treatments might be more effective
Important Ulcerative colitis symptoms:
The course of Ulcerative colitis is not predictable. Often the onset is insidious. There are also severe acute phases and gradients.
Some severe Ulcerative colitis symptoms are:
* Relapsing
* Diarrhea
* Intestinal bleeding
* Colic.
Problematic symptoms in everyday life are:
* Bowel movements that are compulsive and fecal incontinence
* Body weakness
* Administered drugs’ side effects
* Severe bloating can push for increased stool frequency
* The shear-dependent flatulence is part of thrust-related glucose intolerance
Acute exacerbation is a typical symptom of Ulcerative colitis. This disease is characterized by painful urination and bowel movement and bloody diarrhea. Stool rate can go up to 40 times in 24 hours. Wide range of Ulcerative colitis treatments is available that is meant to help
Some common Ulcerative colitis treatments:
There are huge number of drugs available for the Ulcerative colitis treatments but most of them have more or less side effects. As the cancer risk is less and inflammation suppression is more Mesalazine and some other 5-ASA preparations are used as per the medical instructions. The amount of side effect of Mesalazine is minimum. If the 5-ASA is not adequate cortisone is used locally (rectally as enema or foam) or systemic (oral or intravenous) is used for a short time. Budesonide foam is used with other steroid preparations as it only functions locally when the disease is limited. Mesalazine may also be administered rectally. People can get help from E-Coli and Nissle. These pro biotic bacteria can be found in pharmacies in the name of Mutaflor and have been used in remission maintenance in several studies as an effective replacement of 5-ASA preparations. The drug Mutaflor is covered by health insurances. There is a need for cooling of this drug continuously. It is better if you take immediate steps when you notice the Ulcerative colitis symptoms.
Yefrid Howler scratched his head and frowned at his crystal ball. "Not much to go on, but I'll do my best," He muttered. He studied the crystal ball for a moment, murmuring quietly before nodding. "Yes, yes, love - of course! All young fillies search desperately for love, don't they? And this year your quest comes to fruition, yes, hm. I seeeee... A charming snake, or perhaps you're the snake charmer? I seeee... Candied words sprawled on a page, faces gone purple, a tub of baked beans - why, I do believe, yo'll find love with a young man who hath an adoration for flatulence. Or maybe the menus at Hogwarts have become rather... limited." He shrugged. "I also seeee... next week's lottery numbers are 4, 14, 23, 46, 47 and 59."
Whatever.
Regulates menstrual pain (cramps)
Regulates menstrual cycle
It improves blood circulation
Relieves excessive white discharge
Helps to contract the birth channel
Promote recovery after childbirth
Very good for candidacies
Raises female libido and enhances orgasm
Amazing June offers for Maharani pill with free delivery if you're in Nairobi.
Health Benefits of HERBA WARISAN MAHARANI PILLS 6 x 10g:
Maharani Pills free Delivery in Nairobi, Mombasa, Kisumu, Nakuru and Eldoret within 24 hrs Call 0725660564 for free Delivery
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3gzK2w8_cs
- Raises female libido and enhances orgasm
- It fights hormonal imbalance thus very good for menopausal syndromes
- Fights body general weakness
- It provides a sex drive
- Very good for dizziness
- Very good for flatulence
- Promote youthful and healthy skin by fighting free radicals
- A very powerful anti-aging
- It firms and tones the abdominal muscles
- Improves chances of pregnancy
- Regulates the body temperature
- Rich in vital estrogen
- Prevents and cures gynecological problems e. g fibroids, cysts, etc
- Formulated using precious herbs that are especially excellent for women’s overall well-being.
NB: it is good to tell your healthcare providers (including doctors, dentists, pharmacists, and dietitians ) about any dietary supplements you're taking.
"You know at airports they have these massage chairs?"
"Those big black things, as big as a leather porno sofa, and you just pop a coin in the slot, and you get a good going over, better than a security guard giving you a full body search at Munich airport"
"Yeah well in Hydra they have these famous cat cushions. They are fantastic. They are made to look like real cats, and you will find them on the chairs of most waterfront resturants"
"Are you sure they were cat cushions? They could have been real cats"
"Look don't you think a real cat would get up and run away if somebody was about to sit on them?"
"Not if it was asleep, but anyway was it comfy in a furry sort of way?
"Well when I sat on it I thought it was some sort of sophisticated whoopie cushion, except instead of the usual baked beans and pork sound of chronic flatulence, it made the sonic equivalent of a good bit of oak hardwood being pushed through a circular saw."
"But besides sounds was it comfy?"
"Well if it had some sort of control setting on it then it must have been set to maximum. It was vibrating like crazy"
"A cat cushion doing the Saint Vitus dance?"
"Precisely, but I reckon the batteries must have been low since it only worked for a short time then stopped."