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"Number 2", who really deserves a better name! He really has great affection for his two remaining ladies.
So here is the story. Yesterday was Valentine's Day and at my daughter's school they had face painters come in to paint on the kids' faces. Most of the little darlings got hearts, butterflies, Cupid, I heart mom, stars, flowers, that kind of stuff. The lady comes up to Abbey and asks her, "What can I put on your face angel?"
"I want my face to say 'Boise State'."
"Really?"
"Yeah. It's spelled B-O-I-S-E S-T-A-T-E and they beat OU."
The lady chuckles and says, "O...K. Boise State it is"
Can I just tell you that I have never been more proud as a father? You gotta warp 'em while they are young, I always say. ;)
She knows how much her daddy loves Boise State and she showed her affection this way, My God how I love this child.
Monument now in the north chancel beyond the choir stalls, moved in 1847 from the sedilia area, commemorates John Dixie, rector from 1685 until his death in 1719 . The lady on the alabaster lying below is Margaret his sister, who ordered the monument with a long winded inscription, still weeping for her loss.
His gravestone is nearby www.flickr.com/gp/52219527@N00/M9eah2
"Here within are buried the mortal remains of a truly revered man, John Dixie MA,; For 34 years an admirable rector of this church; He was the fourth son of Lord Beaumont Dixie, bart, and his wife Mary. He had a father distinguished for the splendour of his ancestry, and a mother no less illustrious than that father, for she was sister and sole heir to Lord William Willoughby of Willoughby in the county of Nottingham, a baronet who was the son of Sir William Willoughby of South Muskham in the same county, and of his wife Elizabeth who was the daughter of Timothy Pusey of Selston in the same county, a knight. She survived her first husband and married a second, Lord John Coke, a gilded knight. William was the son of Lord Rotherham Willoughby, a gilded knight, and his wife Elizabeth. She was so highly honoured as to receive the distinction of the title of Countess of Devonshire. Rotherham was the son of Lord William of Aston Rowant in the county of Oxford, a gilded knight, and his wife Anne who was daughter and heir to Sir John Rotherham. That elder William was the son of Lord William Willoughby, a gilded knight, who was descended from the noble and exceedingly ancient family of the Willoughbys of Normanton on Soar in the county of Nottingham.
Behold him, descended from such illustrious ancestors; yet see him not arrogant, not surley, but humble, courteous and endowed with an astonishing sweetness of nature. None ever came to him that was not affably, sumptuously and stylishly entertained before he departed. He was a friend to his friends; to his enemies,if he had any such he was a friend. To his neighbours and close friends he was exceptionally affable; even to strangers and guests he was so friendly that they felt themselves not so much guests as members of his family. His mother, favouring him beyond her other sons, had showered great plenty of wealth into his lap. Behold him, admirably generous and magnificent, as though he had received those riches not to possess himself, but to pay out to others. It is he who, to the glory and profit of this church,built entirely at his own expense that spacious and magnificent house which you may behold not far from here.
Generous with no grudging hand, he always showed himself a protector to those that sought his aid, and to those who did not seek it, he was often a helper. He was wonderfully compassionate to the distressed and the sick; to the poor he was not merely open handed, but open hearted . He did many kindnesses openly and those he did secretly God will one day record openly.
Do you wish to hear more ? He was extremely learned in godly books and in his good qualities inferior to scarcely any man; Amid an abundance of everything he was self controlled and temperate, generous to others, grudging only to himself. In celibacy he as pure and perfectly chaste,a man of shrewd judgement and far seeing wisdom. without any pretense, without arrogance, true to his conscience ; Fair , upright and God fearing; In a word, orthodox in his faith, and in his life truly Christian
Endowed with these outstanding gifts, he was beloved by all whilst he lived and mourned by all when he died.
By none more deeply that by Margaret his sister, While he lived, the brother loved his sister dearly, and the sister, her brother in her turn. and, that Death might not seem to think he could break the bond of their love, she in her affection had her own likeness , grieving as you may see, on this memorial which is to the memory of her darling brother.
He died December 6th 1719 aged 58 "
John & Margaret were the unmarried siblings of
Mary m1 Charles 10th Baron Willoughby of Parham; m2 George Cockayne
Sir Wolstan Dixie, 3rd Bart of Market Bosworth 1657 - 1713 m Rebecca daughter of Sir Richard Atkins, 1st Bart & Rebecca Wright
Beaumont Dixie
Elizabeth m Francis Godolphin of Coulston
The inscription says little about their paternal ancestry. Their father Beaumont Dixie 1682 was the son of Sir Wolstan Dixie, 1st Baronet Bosworth and Barbara daughter of Sir Henry Beaumont of Belton & Barbara Harpur
(Via their mother Mary Willoughby, they were all the grand children of William Willoughby & Elizabeth Pusey at Selston www.flickr.com/gp/52219527@N00/cg28eBidww )
John lavishly rebuilt the parsonage in the 1680s covering an area from the church itself to what is now Park Street.
The Dixie family lived at the hall from 1567 to 1885 - Church of St Peter, Market Bosworth, Leicestershir
The lanterns set themed at the Gardens by the Bay for River Hongbao 2024 to celebrate Chinese New Year festival.
JANIE'S BAKERY along Christopher Street between 7th Avenue and Bleecker Street in NYC on Saturday evening, 28 June 2025 by Elvert Barnes Photography
Visit JANIE'S Life Changing Baked Goods website at janiebakes.com/
Elvert Barnes WITHOUT APOLOGIES / LGBTQ Public Displays of Affection Archives at elvertxbarnes.com/withoutapologies
Walk en route to West Side Highway
Elvert Barnes 55th NYC GAY PRIDE 2023 at
elvertxbarnes.com/nyc-gay-pride
Elvert Barnes GAY PRIDE docu-project at elvertxbarnes.com/gaypride
Elvert Barnes June 2025 at exbphoto.com/2025
Red Deer,
Bushy Park,
Hampton.
Bushy Park is a deer park. Red and Fallow Deer still roam freely throughout the park, just as they did when Henry VIII used to hunt here.
There are currently about 320 deer and their grazing is essential to maintain the high wildlife value of the park's grasslands. Unlike cutting, grazing creates more variation in structure and plant diversity and does not damage the anthills, which add further diversity and character to the grassland.
“You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” ~ Lord Buddha
A rather forlorn looking scene, I know, but I found it so poignant I had to capture it. It was taken on a very grim and dour New Years Eve day. The week prior to this shot had been one of constant gun metal skies and rain and this was the first day that was rain free. I had taken the opportunity, like many others that day, to get out and have a walk around a local small lake and the riverside paths after the frantic madness of the Xmas hols. Once again it was one of those times where I'd given up any hope of capturing a decent shot on such a blandly lit and subject free day but as I made my way home I happened to see strange spots of intense bright colours lying on top of the rapidly thawing icy surface of the lake. I made my way around to that part of the lake and discovered what the spots of colour were, flowers! Sadly, someone, a man or woman, had dashed onto the ice a beautiful bouquet of large pink, white and yellow daisies. It was quite sad to stand there and see something so bright and gorgeous lying discarded on the dirty looking ice. Obviously a show of affection or love had been rejected or a heart betrayed. How tragic that it was on New Years Eve, the one time of the year when people ordinarily celebrate their feelings towards each other, make wild demonstrations of their love or plan new experiences to share in the oncoming year. I hope whoever was hurt has found someone new in their life.
"Copyright © – Dimitrios Giortzis Photography.
ΑΠΑΓΟΡΕΥΕΤΑΙ Η ΑΝΤΙΓΡΑΦΗ-ΑΝΑΔΗΜΟΣΙΕΥΣΗ Ή ΟΠΟΙΑΔΗΠΟΤΕ ΧΡΗΣΗ ΤΗΣ ΣΥΓΚΕΚΡΙΜΕΝΗΣ ΦΩΤΟΓΡΑΦΙΑΣ ΧΩΡΙΣ ΤΗΝ ΕΓΓΡΑΦΗ ΑΔΕΙΑ ΤΟΥ ΦΩΤΟΓΡΑΦΟΥ Δημήτριου Γκιορτζή
***IMPORTANT NOTE***:
"Copyright © – Dimitrios Giortzis
Photography.
The reproduction, publication, modification, transmission or exploitation of any work contained herein for any use, personal or commercial, without my prior written permission is strictly prohibited.
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When I asked this man permission to photograph his horses, which were set up to pull a wagon in the parade, he agreed readily. Then the three held their heads close, as if to show the affection.
+ I wear Louis, Gucci, Fendi, Prada.
+ Pop dem tags, pop dem tags. i had a skin tag (brownish black) on the left side of my neck. i dipped scissors in alcohol and slowly cut it myself, in front of the bathroom mirror. i made sure to clean it real good after and had plenty of gauze and bandages. [NOTE: Don’t try this at home. Talk to a Doctor for Medical concerns.]
+ I wear Bally’s shoes.
+ you didn’t give me this coat, I bought it 10 years ago, long before I met you. Just because I have on something nice and you like it, doesn’t mean I took it from you.
+ wait, she took what from your house? That’s messed up! Call the police!
+ when are we going shopping?
+ when are we going to the famers market?
+ when are we going to the thrift store?
+ how many Louis purses do you own?
+ how many hits did you make?
+ how many followers do you have?
+ my parents have been married for 50 years. [they’re miserable as hell]
+ my parents have been married for 65 years. [they are High School sweethearts and are soulmates.]
+ i don’t remember how long my parents were married for, a long time, till my Dad passed away. They always fought and never slept in the same room. They did a great job pretending everything was A-OK at home. Whenever we’d go out to spend time with family or friends, they’d get all chummy with one another. At home, they couldn’t stand eachother and lived like roommates.
+ I ate a 8 course meal at Eleven Madison Park.
+ I’m married!
+ I’m single!
+ My husband is the same race and religion as I.
+ My wife is the same race and religion as I.
+ I have blond hair and blue eyes.
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a man. (Really a woman)
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m a woman. (Really a man)
+ [Online Sex] Hi, I’m 19 years old. (Really 100 years old)
+ I’m a brunette with big tits.
+ i don’t like your hair.
+ I have a nice ass.
+ My husbands got a huge dick. and BROKE!
+ My husbands got a small dick. and RICH!
+ my husband doesn’t have a lot of money but he’s rich in SPIRIT!
+ My husbands got a huge dick. and RICH!
+ My husbands got a small dick. and BROKE!
+ so, i thought my husband was going to have a dick. but on the night of our marriage, i found out he had a vagina. NOW, it’s too late. I’m stuck with this vagina. no givesies backsies.
+ so, i thought my wife was going to have a vagina. but on the night of our marriage, i found out she had a DICK. NOW, i’m leaving her ass for a real woman! someone younger, faster, thinner, stronger, wearing a hijab, older who reminds me of my mom, and broke (so i can feel more like a MAN).
+ why don’t you go to work and make some money? get a REAL JOB.
+ why do you work so much? all you do is work. you never have any time for me. i miss spending time with you.
+ why don’t you cook something? (never mind, i don’t like how it tastes.)
+ i want to go out to eat! (i wonder why i’m always short on cash?)
+ i need to join a GYM! (still STUPID as hell)
+ I’m part of GOLDS GYM. I’ve been going to this gym for 6 years. (still FAT as hell)
+ hi, I’m BRENDA JOHNSON and I wear a Hijab. I’m very special (but not in the retarded kind of way). I’m a VERY IMPORTANT person you GAY FAT CHINESE BITCH! STOP BEING A FAGGOT! Join PLANET FITNESS you stupid fat bitch. [you can find BRENDA reading lots of books at her home.]
+ My husband cheats on me.
+ My wife is a liar.
+ My neighbors are ungrateful, jealous, and think I owe them.
+ My neighbors listen to Reggaton outside their house (on full blast), late at night.
+ I have a larger house than you.
+ I own a couple of small houses.
+ I own a couple of large houses.
+ I own land.
+ I own a Yacht.
+ I own a dog.
+ I own a cat.
+ I have a more expensive car than you.
+ I have over 15 expensive cars.
+ I have 100 expensive cars.
+ I’m divorced.
+ This is my 7th marriage.
+ I’m a Dentist.
+ I’m a Garbage Collector.
+ I’m a Stripper.
+ I’m a Phlebotomist.
+ I’m a Pharmacist.
+ I’m a Nurse.
+ i’m a rapper.
+ I’m a black rapper. The five greatest rappers alive, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. I spit hot fire. I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip. Bahba crunk bahba crunk. Breasssst miiiilkkk, it makes my daaaayyyy. You too close. you too close man.
+ I’m a white rapper.
+ I’m an asian rapper.
+ I’m an asian FEMALE rapper.
+ I’m making jewelry now! I got my life on track!
+ I get paid over three figures.
+ I get paid less than three figures. I make about $1 a day.
+ I’m a happy person, i smile a lot.
+ I’m an angry person, i roll my eyes a lot and make grunting sounds.
+ people make fun of me and call me skinny.
+ people make fun of me and call me fat.
+ people be saying i’m stupid.
+ people say i’m too smart for my own good. a bit of a know it all.
+ i’m shy.
+ i’m scared.
+ I’m sad and angry.
+ i’m bold and confident.
+ i’m pretending to be confident, i’m really nervous and anxious.
+ I shop at ALDI and LIDL!
+ i shop at walmart and target.
+ I SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CHINK BITCH.
+ I voted!
+ I didn’t vote. Too lazy.
+ I didn’t vote. Forgot.
+ I didn’t vote. COVID.
+ I didn’t vote. My neighbors are sleeping with my 6’2,” black ENTP husband.
+ I don’t like who you voted for. BYE! YUP!
+ I’m a VEGETARIAN YOU STUPID CHINESE WHORE!!!!
+ um, hi. I’m a dental student and a vegetarian. Eating a vegetarian diet makes my body feel better. You can do what you’d like. It is what it is.
+ TAKE ME OUT TO EAT RIGHT NOW. I DESERVE IT! YOUR EXISTENCE SCREAMS, “YOU OWE ME!”
+ I date black guys, be like me.
+ I date white guys, be like me.
+ I date girls, be like me.
+ I date boys, be like me.
+ I date boys and girls, be like me.
+ I’m into latino men.
+ Ok, we’ll make an exception for the one Indian guy. He’s hot!
+ and I said…BIIIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHH…
+ I still don't have a podcast.
+ I died with a billion dollars to my name.
+ what are you going to do with all that money?
+ what is it to you, what I do with my money?
+ i gambled all my money.
+ i ate leftovers again.
+ i want to eat at a fancier restaurant. i hate the food you make at home. you always cooking at home, it’s disgusting.
+ i don’t like your red coat, it makes you look like a ketchup bottle.
+ i don’t like your face, it looks like a car ran over it.
+ you talk too much. shut up.
+ when will you learn how to speak up for yourself? talk more!
+ why do you always have to be the center of attention?
+ can you leave me alone? i don’t like all this attention.
+ i have 12 kids!
+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a boy.
+ i have 3 kids, 1 committed suicide. it was a girl.
+ i’m pregnant! it’s a GIRL!
+ I’m pregnant. it’s a stupid girl.
+ i’m pregnant! its a BOY!
+ i’m pregnant, it’s a boy. i can’t wait to make him a GIRL!
+ i’m pregnant, it’s a girl. i can’t wait to make her a BOY!
+ i’m pregnant, i’m having twins. a GIRL and a BOY! i’m very special. very special. nobody else going through this. nobody. you have no idea how difficult my life is. only i go through pain. you don’t understand pain. when you taking me to lunch or dinner? stop being angry, stupid.
+ your baby ugly as hell, it look like an alien.
+ i had one too many miscarriages, i lost count.
+ i had 11 abortions.
+ i murdered someone.
+ I gossip, it’s a pass time (hobby).
+ i watch porn.
+ what genre of porn? like dog porn? it’s called Bestiality.
+ i don’t watch porn, i steal shit from Walmart. small things, like CANDLES!
+ my son has down syndrome.
+ my daughter has down syndrome.
+ wait, your kids retarded?
+ in my family, we don’t have any of these retarded kids (wait, are you flirting with me?)
+ i’m still waiting on my maple bacon donut, bitch!
+ where’s your mom? (x10) Dead.
+ where’s your dad? (x10) Dead.
+ you have a sister right? (x10). Mmhhhmmm.
+ i could care less if your brother is a baseball player. what’s the name of his team?
+ my mom and I are Bestest friends. I have codependency issues.
+ i love my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.
+ i miss my dad so much, i fantasize sleeping with him.
+ i never had a dad in my life, so now i sleep with a bunch of random dudes (who ain’t shit) to fill the void in my heart. maybe i’ll feel more complete after this new dick? [spoiler alert: you won’t; you’ll feel emptier, angrier, lonelier, dirtier, still have low self esteem, and still be broke. you may even have a baby that you have no idea how to raise or feed.]
+ i sleep with men for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]
+ i sleep with women for money. [well, you gotta make that money. just make sure you saving, for rainy days. also, watch out for STDS and other diseases. you know that shit be spreading like crazy.]
+ i’m actually a man. [oh, well you look like a female. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta dick?]
+ i’m actually a woman. [oh, well you look like a man. you’re hotter than I am, and I was born with a vagina. you still gotta vagina?]
+ my dad is a garbage collector.
+ i’m a midget and have my own reality show! [it’s LITTLE PEOPLE YOU BITCH!!]
+ i’m a fat white girl and i have my own reality show. white trash 4 lyfe! we eat buttered noodles for lunch and dinner.
+ there’s this really cool show on Disney+ called Life Below Zero: First Alaskans. I’m addicted!
+ I was at Walmart and spoke to this really tall and fit white guy, dressed as a woman (makeup and all). I’d let him fuck the shit out of my pussy. He used to be a Soccer Player!
+ i literally have zero followers and i could give a shit.
+ my mom is a school nurse.
+ that white bitch Cardinal Ridge Elementary School Nurse (ESFP) is rude as fuck! She always be talking about name brand clothing and how she be shopping at Whole Foods. She never saves her money. She broke as hell. Gossips a bunch and doesn’t know how to keep her mouth shut. She think everything about her and has no regard for others. Nobody owes you anything, bitch!
+ we have the nicest School Nurse at Cardinal Ridge Elementary School. She’s an elderly Caucasian female (INFP). She’s respectful, responsible, kind, gentle, and stern when necessary. The kids love her!
+ my name is KIYAH FUCKING JOHNSON and i only eat at PANERA and MEZZEH!
+ my name is BRENDA JOHNSON and I love eating Bronson O. Johnson’s dick for dessert. I love me some CHOCOLATE.
+ my name is MELISSA CALLES and Bronson O. Johnson looks like someone i stalk online. He’s so damn sexy and I know he’s paid. That’s definitely my type!
+ my name is WANDA and I work for THE GODDARD SCHOOL. Why you even here bitch? You never pick the kids up, why you showing up now? Her husband don’t even like her, he be checking my fat ass and tits out. He rich as hell, look at how many kids he put through The Goddard School. I’m so glad Michael O. and crew hired me. Now I can try to be Kim’s fake as hell friend, eat her food, take her money, and sleep with her soon to be ex husband Bronson O. Johnson. I’ll fantasize that he’s that man who used to be President or something. [SoulfulT and I will just be here. On the Couch.]
+ I’m a INTJ Caucasian Physiatrist, shopping at ALDI in Sterling, VA. I only like white men. Does getting fucked by a black man when I was in College count as still liking only white men? I may have also slept with a black man in Graduate School. I promise I still like white men only!
+ she looks so stupid, she must be stupid.
+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, she must be stupid. I’m smarter!
+ she doesn’t have any degrees to her name, and she’s dumb as fuck.
+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is still stupid. but i’m STUPIDER!
+ she has a ton of degrees to her name, and is one of the smartest people I know. I’m proud of her! [who the fuck cares if you said you’re proud of me, it don’t mean shit coming from you. STUPID CHINK BITCH.]
+ YES, I’M FUCKING A WHITE MAN! WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH? COME TO VIRGINIA AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
+ i really hate GOSSIP and ASSUMPTIONS (makes an ASS of you and me).
+ She gay as FUCK. Nah, she’s just a Kentucky news reporter.
+ how come you don’t talk? you should say something nice. compliment people!
+ “I’m proud of you!” [why the hell did you say that? that don’t mean anything coming from you, Kim.]
+ i don’t like facebook. i still have an account. maybe i’ll go on it one day.
+ what the hell is a FLICKR?
+ i don’t like my picture on there, I look stupid and my face look funny. How do we delete Kim’s FLICKR page? [it’s not the picture, you’re just STUPID and UGLY.]
+ we should get rid of YouTube. [some random idiot from 100 years ago. i wonder if they’ll be any more black dudes on there?]
+ your Yelp page is stupid. i don’t like looking at it, makes me hungry.
+ where’d you get that dress from?
+ we have 3 weddings to attend this Summer. We need different dresses for each wedding! Let’s go SHOPPING!! The more bling on it, the better I’ll look [soul is ugly as hell].
+ ewe, did you see the dress she was wearing? it looks horrible.
+ [Wedding Reception] all you CHINESE people; put all your jewelry, Rolex’s, cash in this bag RIGHT NOW! We’re taking this big box filled with cash too. Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP or we’ll SHOOT. [oh my god, we’re going to die! at least i have a fancy dress on and i got my eyes tattooed with fake eyeliner.]
+ why are you so racist? I swear Chinese people be racist as fuck.
+ of course I’m innocent; i’m light skinned, have blond hair, and blue eyes. I’m practically a choir boy. (why judge? because i can BITCH.)
+ where did you get your hair done? my stylist is better than yours.
+ are those Nike shoes or not?
+ i don’t want to look at your stupid shoes INFP BRENDA JOHNSON. Suck a WHITE DICK next time, stupid ho.
+ i got an A!
+ I FAILED!
+ I PASSED!
+ I got an E. (What’s an E?)
+ I suck at Math.
+ My English no good. Learning. You help me?
+ I’m a Teacher.
+ I’m a Student.
+ I’m a Teacher and Student. I’ll be a student till the day i die.
+ when I was a kid, i was on a small cruise ship with my family. The sweetest elderly gentlemen asked if I wanted to dance with him. I had such a good time on the dance floor. My whole family was there, but kinda in their own world. This man was very present, aware, attentive, and it was a different experience spending time with him. He was an INFJ Caucasian man. His wife was right beside us, I think she was an INTJ Caucasian female.
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s STRAIGHT]
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my INFJ Caucasian boyfriend. [He’s GAY]
+ hi, my name is Kim and this is my Indian American boyfriend. [He’s unsure if he’s Gay or Straight. At this point, does it really matter? He’s got $4, what are you going to do about it?]
+ Kim is my stupid whore, slut, good for nothing, dirty, fat, slave, will never be anything, broke, dumb, lying, cheating, stealing, porn watching, glutton, lazy, irresponsible, gullible, gossipy, bitchy, nagging, piss taking, cum swallowing, blind, deaf, DEAD WIFE.
+ what’s a piece of burger? wait, how many cats till i’m single for life? it’s just a white picket fence, i don’t even need that fence. who needs a white fence anyways?
+ my brother passed away, and I feel guilty for not being more present with him. i was too busy trying to make a living and wanted to be liked by everyone. [people are funny, in that they’ll like you for a season and then you’ll become irrelevant. good thing, we’re operating as ONE spirit. you’re true friends and family, could never forget you, even if they tried. it’s like a continuous stream of consciousness.]
+ you’re GAY!
+ you’re FAT!
+ you’re STUPID!
+ you’re UGLY!
+ you BLACK AS HELL. All I can see are your eyes and teeth.
+ where are your eyes Kim? can you see with such small eyes?
+ i love your chinky eyes, especially when you look down at your lab notes. you look studious.
+ i don’t like what you’re wearing. why are your clothes 3 times bigger than your body? are you a basketball player or something?
aren’t you fucking a bunch of bitches at this University?
+ you’ll never be anything worthy of attention.
+ you’ll never be worthy of love and affection.
+ you’ll never get MARRIED. NOBODY WANTS YOU!
+ I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED! I’m content being SINGLE. Look at yourself, you’re married and miserable. You just pretend to have it all together, your life is a MESS.
+ I’m single and completely at peace with myself and the universe. yea, i touch myself from time to time.
+ I’m married and was completely at peace with myself and the universe around me. Until my lying, cheating, stealing, N***** of a husband decided to fuck things up. Now i’m divorcing his ass.
+ i have children and i love them dearly. they are my whole world. I am so grateful God gave me the opportunity to be a parent.
+ i have children and i hate them. i have no idea how to raise them. why did i even have them? i wish they were never born.
+ my kids hate me and are ignoring me.
+ i don’t have any kids and i’m happy as can be.
+ i have 4 grand babies!
+ i don’t want to get married.
+ i’m married and probably shouldn’t have gotten married.
+ i’m a 40 year old VIRGIN!
+ I’m a 10 year old virgin.
+ chest hair is gross.
+ i think chest hair is sexy.
+ maybe you should put a gold chain on, unbutton your shirt half way to show off your chest hair.
+ Oh my fucking God, you broke the plate!
+ Opa! [Breaking of plates]
+ am i late to the orgy?
+ ok, watching a bunch of naked people at the beach grosses me out. why would i want to be a part of an orgy?
+ wait are the Backstreet Boys going to be there? is Josh Groban there? Celine Dion? Kim Kardashian?
+ i’ve literally only ever had one sexual partner, and you idiots are talking about an orgy? how stupid can you people be?
+ this shit is nasty. y’all nasty.
+ I’m scared of the dark.
+ I’m scared of death. (maybe die to your EGO right now, so that you may LIVE! none of us truly know at what hour we will die our physical death. it’s best to enjoy and be fully present in each moment, living and breathing GRATITUDE.)
+ even what i just wrote above, will be misunderstood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
+ you stink!
La mère se retire pour laisser sa fille lécher un peu de lait. En retour la fille la remercie en lui léchant la tête.
*credit to Ronnie_smile for the Tiley pic. (Check out her stuff ;))
;; My story is called affection and chapter 1-3 is already out. I'll always post a picture to inform you guys that a new chapter is out. Check here to read; www.fanfiction.net/~theycallmelovee
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