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O sujeito estava no bar tomando uma pinga, quando um funeral chamou a sua atenção. Atrás do carro fúnebre seguia um homem com o seu cachorro e, atrás dele, uma fila indiana com umas mil pessoas.
Curioso, ele aproximou-se do homem com o cachorro e comentou:
- Com tanta gente, a pessoa que morreu devia ser muito famosa...
- Era a minha sogra!
- Puxa! Meus sentimentos! Ela morreu de quê?
- Foi mordida por este cachorro!
Depois de alguns minutos de silêncio, o homem que estava no bar cria coragem:
- O senhor pode me emprestar o seu cachorro, por um momento?
- Claro! Entre na fila!
This cracked me up. I guess the theory is that it never hurts to lead with a positive. :-)
Seen outside a shop in Toronto's Bloor West Village today.
Some winter humor.......
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
- Will Rogers
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.
- Dave Barry
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.
- Edith Sitwell
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
- Victor Hugo
and for those that like to go ice fishing.......
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice and dropped in his fishing line. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not far from him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.
The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.
The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."
The boy spit the bait into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!" - unknown, courtesy of Jack Shea
Best to face the coming of Winter with a smile....right?
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Estúdio Ingoma - São Paulo - SP
Fotos: Fee Bubblegum
Beauty: Carol Romero
Modelo: Carol Corsi
Modelo: Juan Romera
Finally! I'm going back to accounting...I start my new job on Friday and I am very excited. This is what my old boss of my last accounting job left on my computer on my last day...he had a warped sense of humor...and was definitely a dog person, not a cat person. :)
" Hacía una mañana fresca de sol, cubierto de vez en cuando por rachas de nubes veloces y caprichosas, nubes sin rumbo fijo, desflecándose al pairo de la misma brisa que rige y atenúa nuestros ardores, nuestros altibajos de humor.
Respiré hondo i me sosegué pensando que por ahora no ha pasado nada que me obligue a tomar una determinación..."
Carmen Martín Gaite - Nubosidad variable (fragmento)
(This is somewhat off topic compared to what I normally post here, and it's also only understandable for those of you who read Norwegian -- sorry to my contacts that aren't fluent in that :-)
Update: Liten "trykkfeil" på slutten der, som er rettet opp.
Collection Name: MS349 Otto Kroeger Photograph Collection. Click here to view the entire collection on The State Historical Society's website.
Photographer/Studio: unknown
Description: Bill Luetke and Otto Kroeger do gymnastics on a pull-up bar on a porch. One hangs upside down and the other has a small boy hanging on to him and he does a chin-up.
Coverage: United States – Missouri – Cole County
Date: 1910s
Rights: public domain
Credit: Courtesy of Missouri State Archives and The State Historical Society
Image Number: MS349_100.tif
Institution: Missouri State Archives
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