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Just kidding. He started playing an online game and needed an avatar, calls himself "old wino" so I took some fun pics to create his avatar.
Some winter humor.......
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
- Will Rogers
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.
- Dave Barry
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.
- Edith Sitwell
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
- Victor Hugo
and for those that like to go ice fishing.......
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice and dropped in his fishing line. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not far from him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.
The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.
The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."
The boy spit the bait into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!" - unknown, courtesy of Jack Shea
Best to face the coming of Winter with a smile....right?
I do believe this is the last zinnia in my backlog! Seen on August 27, 2025 in the raised beds at Crossings of Colonie in Colonie, New York, USA. Isn't it a beauty? I have enjoyed the zinnias this summer so much!
Finally! I'm going back to accounting...I start my new job on Friday and I am very excited. This is what my old boss of my last accounting job left on my computer on my last day...he had a warped sense of humor...and was definitely a dog person, not a cat person. :)
Big German postcard by Krüger in the De Luxe series, no. 904/11.
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022 camiseta de Lavapiés.
Camiseta australiana con el juego de la ruleta de la suerte. Se daba por la tele pero también era un juego de niños.
La frase dice "¿Quieres comprar una vocal?" porque cuando el concursante no sabía descifrar la frase que iba completando con las letras que obtenía mediante la ruleta podía comprar vocales con sus puntos.
El chiste está en que es evidente que el concursante no tiene que comprar ninguna vocal porque la solución, colocando las vocales que faltan, es "GO, FUCK YOURSELF". O sea, "QUE TE DEN POR CULO" o "QUE TE FOLLEN". La traducción literal es "Vete a follarte a ti mismo", pero eso en castellano no se usa.
(gracias Mauro)
Climate Chaos: When Snowflakes Become Ironic Messengers
In the grand theater of climate absurdity, where polar bears are trading their ice caps for sunscreen and tropical plants are contemplating migration strategies, we find ourselves witnessing the ultimate cosmic joke: heavy snowfall in the age of global warming.
The Paradoxical Performance
Who would have predicted this delightful meteorological punchline? As climate scientists frantically update their models, everyday citizens are left scratching their heads, bundled in layers that would make an arctic explorer proud, all while scrolling through alarming global temperature reports on their smartphones.
Nature's Stand-Up Comedy Routine
Picture the scene: glaciers are dramatically shrinking, sea levels are rising with theatrical flair, and yet—here comes a snowstorm so intense it could make a penguin feel overdressed. It's as if Mother Nature decided to troll humanity, delivering a white, fluffy middle finger to our carefully constructed climate predictions.
The Ironic Twist
Global warming, it seems, isn't just about things getting warmer. It's about climate becoming increasingly unpredictable, with weather patterns performing more mood swings than a teenager during exam season.
So here we are, shoveling snow and muttering, "Global warming, eh?" - proving once again that the universe has a sense of humor far more sophisticated than our climate models.
Stay warm, stay bemused. ❄️🌍