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This one is from the March 1954 issue of "Universe Science Fiction," a digest magazine from Palmer Publications.
Nu eens niet het midden oosten op zijn bord .
On Prinsjesdag 2010 a mentally disturbed man threw a tea light holder against the Golden Coach (which suffered minor scratches to the paintwork). The man was swiftly detained and was being held for more than 2 years on .charges of assaulting the Queen
O sujeito estava no bar tomando uma pinga, quando um funeral chamou a sua atenção. Atrás do carro fúnebre seguia um homem com o seu cachorro e, atrás dele, uma fila indiana com umas mil pessoas.
Curioso, ele aproximou-se do homem com o cachorro e comentou:
- Com tanta gente, a pessoa que morreu devia ser muito famosa...
- Era a minha sogra!
- Puxa! Meus sentimentos! Ela morreu de quê?
- Foi mordida por este cachorro!
Depois de alguns minutos de silêncio, o homem que estava no bar cria coragem:
- O senhor pode me emprestar o seu cachorro, por um momento?
- Claro! Entre na fila!
Some winter humor.......
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
- Will Rogers
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.
- Dave Barry
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.
- Edith Sitwell
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
- Victor Hugo
and for those that like to go ice fishing.......
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice and dropped in his fishing line. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not far from him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.
The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.
The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."
The boy spit the bait into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!" - unknown, courtesy of Jack Shea
Best to face the coming of Winter with a smile....right?
I do believe this is the last zinnia in my backlog! Seen on August 27, 2025 in the raised beds at Crossings of Colonie in Colonie, New York, USA. Isn't it a beauty? I have enjoyed the zinnias this summer so much!
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