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Yellow Crowned Night Heron

If the cat could talk, would it say "Hello" or is that the equivalent of flipping me the bird? What a contrast in interpretation... What a difference from a dog's usual greeting! Shot with a Sony NEX-5T.

2012 Polar Bear Plunge, January 1, at Milwaukee's Bradford Beach

Caroline (pig tails), Billy (bloody face), Lex (redhead) and Emilly (the one with the french braid)

 

Storytime:

-Caroline: This is so awkward.

-Billy: Nah, I'm kinda digging the eye pencil...and the fake blood.

-Caroline: Not that, I mean, you're in undies.

-Billy: Yeah😳😳

*Emilly and Lex enter the room*

-Lex: Come on, some of us need to be green.

-Emilly: And I'm pretty sure that I smudged one of my runes.

-Billy: [to Caroline] So... What's your costume?

-Caroline: Isn't that obvious?

-Billy: Would I be asking it if it were that obvious?

-Caroline: Would you still talk if I stabbed you with this pencil?

*Awkward silence*

-Caroline: [*Sigh*] Can you guys guess?

-Billy: Umm... College/normal/only-blue-and-red Harley Quinn?

-Emilly: That's a nice one.

-Lex: Oh, man.😑😑I thought she was that girl from NCIS.

-*Everyone: Yeeeah!!

-Caroline: Wha...No. Guys, I'm me. 🎵🎶B#tch I'm me🎵🎵🎶like in the Nicki Minaj's song...

*Awkward silence, again*.

Day 18 of the March challenge: awkward moments day.

So, who's going to have the last chocolate in the box?

Harley 45 motor in a BSA frame..

Oh, and somebody staring straight into my lens !

We put out fresh water for him every day but he insists on drinking this scummy water down the bottom of the garden lol.

A rejected idea for an upcoming Adventure Time tribute show.

Ilford film.

 

You can force someone to do almost anything.

Willie and Lester? No, Willie and RISING DICK--

Kaina tries so hard to have a good relationship with FQ, but she is not feeling the love. FQ seems so cold and distant.

A squirrel on a Russian Olive tree, No problem with those sharp claws!

mutant mishpoche edition

 

i have been trying to get this family in action figure form for years, but BETTER LATE THAN NEVER (ToySunday theme)

That awkward moment when you recognize yourself at the other side of the hurdle.

Turtle dressed policeman and cow dressed dog find their similarities during a protest in La Paz, Bolivia.

Both seem to think "Oh shit!" at the same time

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El incómodo momento cuando te reconoces en el que está al otro lado de la valla.

Policía vestido de tortuga y perro vestido de vaca encuentran sus parecidos durante una protesta en La Paz, Bolivia.

Ambos parecen exclamar "¡Mierda!" al mismo tiempo.

He was showing off in his finest breeding plumage and I didn't have the heart to tell him there was food stuck in his beak. Male Scarlet Tanager at Laffite's Cove, Galveston Island, Texas.

Mamiya 645, 80/2.8 @F4, Fuji 160NS@64

This Little Egret (Egretta garzetta) is hunting in the shallows half-jumping and half flying as it tracks schools of small fish. Wings are employed here for balance as feathers are splayed rather than smoothed down for flight. Some filamentous feathers trail over its back indicating breeding is still not over.

This image is a self portrait which is very educational. Why you ask? Is it my processing or is it my technique maybe? The reason why it's educational is because it shows you what horrible posing looks like :p I was using wifi and the Canon Camera Connect app to focus which does make it easier, but not as easy as having someone focus for you (or shooting someone else). I really like the way full body portraits look on the 85mm. I was going to attempt a brenizer self portrait, but it had been raining and I didn't feel like getting wet pants.

 

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Blitzen (17 weeks old) playing in the yard. It's not the sharpest shots but I liked his awkward pose.

April 2015

 

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In de zon in mijn vensterbank. // In the sun on my window sill.

 

the original awkward swag tee. see it anywhere else its fake.

 

get it here stygr8.bigcartel.com/product/salmon-pink-on-navy-blue-tan...

"So why do you want to visit Steamtown, a top-tier museum and National Park dedicated to American steam locomotive technology and history?"

 

Me: sweats nervously

 

(More highlights from this trip can be seen here)

The driver of 38216 swings out to make the left turn as the driver on the car on the left attempts to undertake him (no idea where he thought the bus was going to go!) as a car can be seen on the right going through the red light on Market Street into the path of the decker, the car driver confused by all the cones.

trying something different

took some shots of the band I'll Be An Indian on a windy day..

 

Check out their music here

more on here

Is he going to hold my hand or isn't he??"

Another experiment with Bionicle/Hero Factory pieces.

 

Mobile Frame Zero: Rapid Attack Stats: 2Rd (turret) 1B (leg armor) 1G (jumpjet) 1Y (antenna) 2W.

 

Brickshelf gallery.

Mobile Frame Hangar forum discussion topic.

You never know what your family will wear when they come to a holiday dinner....

awkward arm. -_-

 

The We’re Here! gang is doing things awkwardly today! I’ll post the out take in comments - shot a second after this one, when I lost my balance and keeled over!

2.5x3.5", Gouache and Ink on Paper

SOLD

 

I'm in a group show this coming Friday, December 4th, at Anno Domini. You really should come. Lots of good art, at affordable prices. Come out, say hi, make some jokes, maybe buy some art, and go home happy. You know anything else you'll end up doing that night's gonna be shitty, right? Here's a piece of mine in the show, as well as more info:

 

Anno Domini presents...

 

FRESH PRODUCE

9th Annual Invitational Group Exhibit and Art Sale!

 

Fresh Produce 08

 

50 artists from around the world have created hundreds of works of art for this highly anticipated annual exhibition and sale. These artists were invited based on their unique artistic vision and contribution to urban/contemporary arts and culture. Each artist has submitted up to 10 works of original art, all affordably priced at $250 or less.

 

Exhibition & Sale Opens: First Friday, December 4, 2009

8pm til late, free and open to the public

On view through January 16, 2010

 

Participating Artists:

 

1911, Rimini,Italy

Aitch, Berlin, Germany

Alexandre Anjo, Santo André, Sao Paulo, Brazil

Miguel Arias (Argumentativa), San Francisco, CA

Christine Benjamin, San Jose, CA

Benjamin de Brousse, Paris, France

Cake, New York, NY

Mia Christopher, San Francisco, CA

Kimberly Cook, San Jose, CA

Scott Bergey, Toronto, Canada

Don John, Aarhus, Denmark

Dimitri Drjuchin, New York City, NY

Danielle Duer, Nashville TN

Bill Dunlap, Cumberland, MD

Mike Egan, Pittsburgh, PA

Kiersten Essenpreis, Brooklyn, NY

Lia Fenix - Sao Paulo, Brazil

Katelan Foisy, Astoria, NY

Foma<3, Tel Aviv, Israel

Curro Gómez, Mexico City, Mexico

Andy Gouveia, San Francisco, CA

Alvin P. Gregorio, Boulder, CO

Keith Greiman, Philadelphia, PA

Know Hope, Tel Aviv, Israel

Jean Spezial Collective, Paris, France

Mitchell Kehe, Brooklyn, NY

Julian Kimmings, Chester, Cheshire UK

KLONE, Tel Aviv, Israel

Daniel Jesse Lewis, Oakland, CA

Jeremiah Maddock, New York, NY

Devin McGrath, New York, NY

Wendell McShine, Mexico City, Mexico

Ginger Markley, Berkeley, CA

Binho Martins - Americana/Sao Paulo

Crystal Morey, Oakland, CA

Gabby Nathan, Tel Aviv, Israel

Virgilio Neto, Brasilia, Brazil

Rodrigo Obranco, Sao Paulo, Brazil

OZI - Sao Paulo, Brazil

Kyle Pellet, San Jose, CA

Pulpo Corporate, Buenos Aires, Argentina

Roseau, Lorient, France

Blaise Rosenthal, Santa Cruz, CA

Saddo, Berlin, Germany

Mario Scorzelli, Buenos Aires, Argentina

Amanda Spicer, Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Barron Storey, San Francisco, CA

Various & Gould, Berlin, Germany

Porous Walker, Owltooth, CA

Jerry Waese, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Jake Watling, Oakland, CA, USA

Derek Weisberg, Oakland, CA

Paola Zakimi, Villa Giardino, Cordoba, Argentina

Zero Cents, Tel Aviv, Israel

 

LOCATION & HOURS

 

Anno Domini // the second coming of Art & Design

366 So. First Street map

San Jose, CA 95113

408.271.5155

www.galleryAD.com

 

Gallery Hours:

Tuesday through Friday, noon - 7 p.m.

Saturday, noon - 5 p.m.

lol @Chris Imann

 

A birthday gift for my friend and fellow Fun Bunch member Matt Doucette.

Portrait of my good friend Lanners at the dean lane fun day in Bristol

 

Taken on Nikon F3 with a Portra 160

Trafalgar Square, London

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