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A day's cycle out to the Shire.

My ex friend Justin has now blocked me from Twitter. Just because I wanted to be friends with him after we both left MBC.

That is quite the rugged, all-terrain vagina.

Why would some dickhole deface our beautiful desert home? I hope Mother Nature gets revenge on their ass!

Who the hell carries felt-tip markers on a summit hike? Assholes do.

Samhain is the worst cat I've ever met. She is dramatic and vindictive. She chews threw wires and cries when she doesn't get her way. She drinks out of my cups and steals new tampons out of the box. She only will sit with me if I don't move a muscle and she never waits for me to get up in the morning. Happy anniversary monkey. I love you.

This Virginia local gov't vehicle (license # 153-403L) was going south I81 near Roanoke,Va. on Dec.20, 10 to 15 miles an hour over the speed limit (65mph). No emergency lights, no concern for the safety of citizens and no respect for the law.

This was great... we were driving home from chicago and this guy passed us... an old dude driving a hummer... he had to be in his 70s. After getting creative we were able to snap the photo. Thanks to brian for taking the photo since I was driving.

Jusitn has a mannequin. She doesn't have a name.

 

This might possibly be the last polaroid spectra photo I ever take. I took another pic for him to keep, and it didn't develop correctly, and then the pack was empty.

  

Me, Laura Park and Julia Wertz rolling in it.

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This "Chowder Head" that sells himself off as the watch dog of the abandoned Packard Plant here in Detroit is portraying himself as an employee of the piant. He demands tips from parking visitors who come to the plant to take pictures of the graffiti. He is no more of an employee then the pigeons that make their homes in the abandoned building, and is nothing more than an opportunist bilking the unaware.

This federal gov't jerk was doing at least 90mph in a 70 zone, passing me on the right, no emer' lights, no nothing except for a complete disregard for the safety of the innocent bystanders.

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