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Asshole tearing up the park ! Hey OKC Police, check this guy out !

No. He didn't stiff arm me when I was shooting him. I can't remember when this nutcase wasn't spewing hate against gay people on State Street. He's a "fixture." He was going on about tobacco and I made sure I lit a cigarette before I started to shoot him. It's part of my digital technique anyway.

 

He's a homophobic pile of dung. I hope some day a bus swerves and flattens him.

 

It's amazing how many people on Flickr search the term "asshole."

This guy refused to scan my ticket and allow me to enter HP Pavilion because he claimed that Professional cameras were not allowed to be brought in to a San Jose Sharks game. I told him my lens does not exceed six inches in length and he still refused to allow me to enter. I asked to talk to his supervisor and when he left another HP Pavilion employee scanned my ticket and let me in.

 

According to HP Pavilion Arena Policies on their web site states that "Still cameras (film or digital) are permitted for Sharks games and other professional or amateur sporting events, as long as the lens does not exceed six inches in length."

  

Just before I took this photo - I had bumped into a former Photojournalism Instructor. We talked about how both of us are now shooting street photography. He had seen the discussions on Flickr about the police ripping off my camera and destroying some of the images. He spoke of not having trouble with the cops - that they were his friends - but he acknowledged that it must be a few bad ones who make it hard on the good cops reputation.

 

...within a half hour I was chatting with my buddy - Officer Do-Little.

 

In my three run-ins with Do-Little, he has failed to protect my rights:

 

1 - while being chased by drug-dealers I had photographed from afar, I was forced to bolt down an empty one-way street, the wrong way. Instead of seeking out the criminals who were seeking to harm me - he proceeded to chastise me and harassed me over the location I had mounted my multiple bike lights. He told me, "You take pictures of people without their permission? You're a Fuckin' Asshole Photographer."

 

2 - While another Officer was stealing my camera from me, searching my camera without permission and cause, destroying my images, and threatening me with incarceration and confiscation of my camera gear - he did nothing.

 

3 - While shooting street, some bystanders mistakenly thought I was photographing them. Not believing me, they called the police who then proceeded to harass me - all throughout this, the complaining party took countless photos of me with at least three cameras - and using their cell-phones they called many of their "friends" and started to gather a small army. Not a word was said to the large group about their continued photo-session of me. - but then, I never complained, only pointing out the hypocrisy, which appeared lost on Officer Do-Little.

 

I tried to explain about how we were taught in journalism school that to shoot people who are part of a scene is OK - but the law can come into it if you focus on one person, like the complainants were doing to me.

 

So he barked back, "YA! What law is that?" My hesitation answering led him to believe that he stumped me, and he sorta did. I don't really know what laws exactly.

 

But my answer sent him away in a huff. I said, "The same law you're harassing me over." He stormed off and I clicked this photo. I cut out the goofs that were in the background, across the street and down the block. They were small and out of focus - and they were the people complaining about me in the first place. Me and my 50mm Prime SUPER-ZOOM !!!!

 

Other than when photographing the people complaining about me photographing them while they were photographing me, I never photographed the people photographing me who complained about me photographing them even though I had not photographed them - only them me.

 

I hope that's all clear now...

 

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I was finishing off my ice cream cone next to the trash bin, when this asshole, who presumably owns the Porsche Cayenne and the mat, came up and pushed me off his mat, folded it, and went back to eating his croque monsieur, all without a word!

This guy was parked backwards all day.

I have no problem with people walking in front of my shot. In fact, I feel bad when I finish and find someone waiting patiently. No. What I hate are assholes who stiff arm the camera as they walk by. There is a special place in hell for this asshole.

 

It's amazing how many people on Flickr search the term "asshole."

The bus stop continues to be an asshole magnet. Notice how once again the rest of the street is literally empty.

I woke this morning to find someone drove into my yard and knocked a hundred-pound rock into my car.

hairy motherfuckers. never quite noticed before how striking the similarity...

Maybe it's mine. Maybe it ain't. I'm not sayin'.

Tickets to the airshow: $15

Tacky Cammo Hat: $10

Chair Pads so the plastic chair doens't chaff your sensitive rear: $25

 

Having your picture posted for all of the internet to see with the caption "Asshole": Priceless.

 

Lesson to be learned: Don't piss off the photographer with a big lens.

 

Hope you enjoyed your totally unobstructed view of the show :)

Some Asshole hit my car in the parking lot. This bit of damage actually

moved the back end of the car out a few feet. Thankfully this wasn't the

good car.

 

Regardless, I hope his/her car burns in the driveway tonight.

 

Sean

Sent by my Android.

Ash<33

i dont own his doll:/ just had him for the weekend for pictures. hehe hes Kendall's lil boytoy<_< i doubt it'll last tho , Knowing Hes just like her but boy version, there end up killing each other ;3

 

Ash:

Dont brother me while im watching porn or i'll punch your fucking face in.

 

Fuck Yess Lets do it;D

 

yo yo i said it twice gotta a problem with that:D

 

Niggggggggggggggggggggggga. : )

 

Police always try play to be hard to get but i'll always get her ;)

 

Oh so i guess im suppose to say " Hi im Ash Nice to meet you" Ehh No thank you you seem annoying already.

 

<3333

 

Haha , and theres what your get if his owner makes him a fb;) i personality want her to:PP

  

The Astonishing Assholes is a reinvention of the X-men. Young, jaded assholes that have no purpose but to listen to loud music and smash a few heads. They smoke, drink and fuck. Everything your normal teenager does. Enjoy!

I sat around all morning laughing while making a bunch of little comic strip dialogs. I will post more sooner or later.

Short and sweet from my iPhone

this idiot thinks that being ex cricket team captain he stands qualify to run the countrys'affair. He criticises other while ignoring his playboy actions in the past. This shameless jerk is rude and brainless swine. He thinks that he will be able to make fool of innocent people of pakistan but he shoul remember that now the people are quite wise and can identify asshole like him.

by Hugh MacLeod, more cartoons on gapingvoid

 

See the blog post for more info:

South Park Lunch With A Hugh MacLeod Cartoon Explosion

 

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