The drunkard on the bus
the perils of strong liquor! I was on the bus because I'd been out for a few beers myself Tip #1 If you get on a bus and are a bit worse for wear, so to speak, DON'T sit on the seats at the side of the bus. Face forward so that you can slump on the seat in front. Tip #2 Don't stay asleep until you've gone past your stop, especially if its the last bus of the night Tip #3 make sure you have a belt on, so your (shell suit?) trousers don't come down Tip #4 Make sure you've got clean undies on otherwise someone will have to crop the side off the photo of you looking completely ridiculous.
The drunkard on the bus
the perils of strong liquor! I was on the bus because I'd been out for a few beers myself Tip #1 If you get on a bus and are a bit worse for wear, so to speak, DON'T sit on the seats at the side of the bus. Face forward so that you can slump on the seat in front. Tip #2 Don't stay asleep until you've gone past your stop, especially if its the last bus of the night Tip #3 make sure you have a belt on, so your (shell suit?) trousers don't come down Tip #4 Make sure you've got clean undies on otherwise someone will have to crop the side off the photo of you looking completely ridiculous.