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That face! Those soulful eyes and that underbite get me every time. A little more grey with a huge puppy heart .
Flirty Girl Collectibles "Oktober Girl" headsculpt (sold separately from the outfit set, and set up on a Phicen S12D old/dark suntan body). Some people reported QC issues with their headsculpts, but I think I'm just not as impressed with the sculpt as I should be. Smiles are challenging to sculpt, and this headsculpt just looks like she's forcing one. The teeth also look a bit like an underbite. Her eyes are ever-so-slightly crosseyed.
She comes in 2 hairstyles (the two-ponytail look here and an un-tied hairstyle), both in blonde, brunette, and redhead. Otherwise, the sculpts are all the same.
John Heinz NWR
This buck-in-waiting has the most expressive face of this year's crop. He also has a severe underbite, which doesn't seem to bother him, though.
f/6.3, 1/320, 300mm, ISO 400
Molly the Dolly: An Unlikely Christmas Story...
Once upon a time, there was a little, green dolly with a tattered white dress (see before and after photo attached) sitting all by herself in the clearance section of our Halloween store. A hang tag around her wrist read: “Molly the Dolly - 50% off.”
She was the only one left and looked so sad and lonely. Tugging at my heartstrings, I knew I had to bring her home. Even though a lot of people would find her creepy, I felt her cute, sweet personality shining through. She didn't want to scare anyone. All she wanted was to be loved and feel pretty. So home she went.
Halloween came & went, but I didn’t have the heart to pack up Molly with the other Halloween decorations. So instead, my little green girl stayed out to keep me company in my studio.
Now with Christmas approaching, it was time to redress the Masterpiece girls in their Christmas outfits. As I prepared the girls for their wardrobe change, Molly kept staring over at them. Even though she was part of the family now, she still looked so sad and out of place amongst her beautiful sisters.
It was then I knew what Molly needed...a total monster makeover!
I explained to the Masterpiece girls that I would need to spend some time with Molly to make her feel special for the holidays. With their approval, I went right to work.
Molly had a mani-pedi with pink polish to match her frosty pink lipstick, her hair was done and ears pierced with pretty pearl earrings. She was treated to penciled in eyebrows (which I guess little monsters aren't born with), movie star eyelashes (again something she was missing from birth), and had her teeth whitened ever so slightly as not to give her that news anchor look.
Then off to wardrobe she went. Molly received a red velvet Christmas dress and patent leather Mary Jane's with frilly socks. She was really looking oh so glamorous! To finalize her transformation, Molly received a fancy new hair bow and a pretty pearl bracelet to compliment her earrings.
To top it all off, she got a new Christmas dolly that was just her style.
The last part of our monster makeover was a glamour shot. When I told Molly she was going to have her picture taken for our Facebook friends, she was excited, but a little scared as well. She was used to the frights of Halloween and couldn't understand how a little green monster with a slight underbite could ever be loved and accepted. She thought everyone would just make fun of her.
I explained to her that Christmas was a time for magic and that she would have nothing at all to worry about. Still sensing her hesitation, I was afraid that I would never convince her to get in front of the camera. Then it hit me. Molly needed to watch The Grinch That Stole Christmas, (another green misfit). I was sure this would bring her around and I was right.
Now she is convinced that green is beautiful, the camera is her friend and that she will one day marry the Grinch.
Looks like I've really created a monster!
“Maybe Christmas she thought, doesn't come from a store.
Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!”
Drucifer
Like many children, Drew was picky about his food.
At dinnertime often he was very rude.
On his plate his mom placed some lovely brussel sprouts,
But instead of a "thank you!", she received kicks and shouts.
One day as young Drew was parting for school,
He found on his doorstep something smallish and blue.
It was a toy much to Drew's delight!
Even though it looked odd and limited in sight,
For it had only one eye and a huge underbite.
Drew adopted this creature made of felt and string,
but he had no idea what bad luck it would bring.
Later that night as he sat down to eat,
His mother placed creamed spinach on the plate with his meat.
Drew was indignant. He never ate green.
Not any light or dark green shade of cuisine.
His mother tried pleading, "you should eat what you've got.
While some kids have plenty, many do not!".
But Drew was unmoved and continued to sulk,
While the little blue monster was beginning to skulk.
He swooped in and with one fatal bite,
Consumed Drew's whole dinner and disappeared from sight.
And so this continued at every meal
The little blue monster would sneak in and steal
Every bite on Drew's plate until nothing remains
But poor little Drew and his big hunger pains.
Soon there would be nothing left of our Drew
But a small skeleton wearing one tennis shoe.
So when your mother serves vegetables give them a try.
Or you may meet a blue monster With only one eye.
(and a BIG appetite.)
Luca and Luna were foster pups of ours 4 years ago. Both went to live at the same wonderful home and stopped by a few months ago to a BARK adoption event at our friendly Petco store to say hello.
Tulip, their mom dog, was our favorite foster of all time and went to live with my father in NY.
I built this in one day at the 2017 BrisBricks expo, and my friend said that the slide back like this looked like an underbite.
12/3/08
I have a love/hate relationship with my back. Does that make me weird? LOL Seriously, though, I used to hate my back when I was younger because I have so many moles. Now that I'm older, I have fewer moles because many have had to be removed, but now I have scars. And I did not realize until I saw this photo how strangely protruding my spine is. Hmmm...its kind of interesting, really.
Well, I've always been one to admire features that others might consider unattractive. I love a gap-toothed smile, a crooked nose, an underbite, some pointy ears, etc. Why? Because those features give a person character, they make them unique. Nothing upsets me more than when someone has plastic surgery to correct their "imperfect" face or body.
So, even though I happen to think that a woman's smooth, bare back is incredibly beautiful and sexy, I would never undergo a procedure, if one existed, to remove all of my moles and scars. They are my unique feature, so I have learned to embrace them. (That doesn't mean you'll see me in any backless dresses anytime soon, though, either.)
"Thanks For the Scuzzy Favors" Acrylic and Ink on Paper
I had English with this skinny Asian kid with an underbite, and he used to always want to hang out at lunch, but all of my friends hated him, and he used to lie about having the most valuable Magic cards, even though he never even played Magic, and often pretended to talk about shit he wasn't even interested in, like Dragon Ball Z and Golgo 13. He called me once to ask what the homework was for Mr. Briscoe's class. The dumbass didn't even have Mr. Briscoe!!! I was in Pre-Algebra, and he was totally in Algebra with Mrs. Allen. I stopped talking to the creepy dude, and then 4 years later I saw him at Tower Records, wearing khaki shorts and sandals. Fuck that, man! I didn't acknowledge him.
This is part of a 5-piece series on display at Kaleid Gallery's HOMEGROWN Exhibit, which starts on Friday, July 10th, and runs for approximately 2 weeks.
I love this dog! In this little surf town called Dominical in Costa Rica, all of the locals seem to know and love him... They lovingly named him Guapo, which is Spanish for handsome. He is probably one of the funniest looking animals ever but he was awesome. The first time I saw him I was sitting at a table on the beach drinking a beer, and I looked across to see him lying on another table lazily trying to eat flies. It looked like he might be angry the way his teeth stick out, and I wasn’t sure if he’d try to bite me…. If you’ve been in Central America you know that there are wild dogs running around everywhere, and some are pretty nuts, but he turned out to be the sweetest dog ever… He followed me and my friend around all over Dominical for the 3 or 4 days we were there. I miss that little guy. This was taken outside our room at Totrilla Flats in Dominical.
Got my braces off couple days ago. Had 'em on for almost 3 years to fix an underbite/open bite and TMJ problem. For over a year I wore this reverse headgear at night and few hours in the day to pull my top jaw forward. Everybody said it reminded of the lamb guy, what the hell was his name?
Santa Con 2007, Tompkins Square Park, East Village, New York City December 8, 2007. For context and commentary, click here.
the goober had what we thought was a dead tooth and then root-decay in another ... he's got some wicked bad breath sometimes, so i guess i'd hoped that this was the reason for it.
so he had to be put under today for dental xrays and exploration ... and guess what? in spite of a f'ed up mouth and bad underbite, he's 100% fine.
so no extractions, just a light cleaning ... the vet who is extremely anti-raw (signs about the dangers of bones everywhere) and who knows i've fed raw for 9 years said that i need to keep doing whatever i'm doing. and although he seems fine with what i'm doing, he made sure to tell me that i'm not to tell people he advocates raw. ;)
of course, matea's appointment is next ... i HATE the idea of putting her under, but she's got a dead canine and some chipped molars. i need to know what's going on with that canine.
anyway, the little boy is very drugged ... all day ... when i took him out for a poop, he played "i'm a little teapot". poor guy.
Yes me in our living room in Vienna, the extreme sunlight in my face makes me look like an ogre or something!?
Peace and Noise!
/ MushroomBrain
This is the little man that's responsible for all these puppies, lol. He's Smokey's dad, also belonging to my Mom. Rusty is just the sweetest little guy, I love how he has a bit of an underbite, so his lower lip always pokes out a bit <3.
Pennsylvania 3750 is a K4s-type passenger locomotive, built in 1918 and serving until the end of steam on the PRR in 1957.
PRR 3936 (and 3937, permanently coupled together) is a DD1 electric locomotive built in 1911 that hauled trains under the Hudson River into Manhattan. The "face" looks like a robot with an underbite.
Totti is a good-looking fellow (but really, aren't all Sweedys ?). With a little bit of an underbite and a cheeky smile, this character wears velvety soft plush, while strutting a beautiful chinese silk brocade satin. Because of his delicate fabrics, Totti is meant to be a decorative companion (more than a toy), but can still be the object of your affections and will sit pretty waiting for your company at home.
Totti
recycled fabrics
recycled polyfil stuffing
original face drawing by
nine-year-old boy
This is something I have been dieing to see ever since I saw it in Brent's Photostream.
After a serious personal ordeal, I decided to take the 5 hour road trip to see the Head of the Sugar Flat Road Monster. It was an amazing site and connected to antique store, with a remarkable collection of taxidermy in its own right.
Supposedly this head was harvested by a pair of local teenagers that accidentally ran over it. The full story can be found here
Lebanon, TN
by Doug Kline
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Alpacas are native to South America, but they've been domesticated. Therefore, their conservation status is "not evaluated." In the wild, they typically live 5-10 years, but in human care, they often reach 15-20 years. Humans raise them for their fur and their meat.
Here comes the great rescuer for those with bite and dental issues. One of the most well-known medical procedures in the entire globe is wearing braces. Braces are used to treat orthodontic problems in children and adolescents of all ages. You could wonder why they're so well-known, and the answer is that they function flawlessly. We are one of the leading Dental Clinic in Gurgaon. Our Orthodontist will provide all the necessary information related to braces. Generally, braces are required if you have crooked teeth or other forms of bite problems. An underbite, overbite, or even a crossbite may be one of these (link for bite issues). Your teeth will deteriorate faster if they are crooked, and they will also suffer from gum disease, jaw pain, and possibly speech difficulties. It can also change the way your face is built.
Bite problems, although modest, are generally manageable and don't significantly interfere with your regular activities. A severe underbite or overbite, for example, might wreck your social life and make dining a possible nightmare. In order to prevent the issue from getting worse over time, it is necessary to act quickly. As we can see from the potential outcomes, braces can practically rescue your daily life by allowing you to eat and speak with confidence. However, you must keep in mind that they might not always be the answer. Braces cannot cure a severe overbite or underbite that has already developed. For it, surgery is required.
HOW DO THEY FUNCTION?
Braces function in a fairly simple way. Your teeth get constant pressure from them. Your teeth will eventually return to their original positions as a result of the steady pressure, and your jaw will alter shape and resume having a normal bite. Although we refer to the jaw as moving, it is actually the gum tissue behind our gums that holds our teeth in place. By applying pressure to this membrane, braces can move the teeth back to their original position. Naturally, this also affects how we bite and eliminates potential over- or underbites.
DOES IT HURT ?
Your membrane being compressed and your teeth shifting positions may not sit well with you. Despite the fact that it "looks" like it could hurt you, it can't. It is a pretty small surgery in terms of dentistry treatments and takes anywhere from 2 hours to complete, depending on the dentist. After the installation, the only thing you might experience is a little soreness. This emotion will pass eventually. This soreness may briefly return after adjustments, but this is anticipated. Get in touch with your dentist right away if you believe you are in persistent discomfort. There could be a problem with the adjustment or the braces could be too tiny.
TYPES OF BRACES:
Braces are custom-made and adjusted to each patient's needs. Your situation will determine the kind you require. Most people are only familiar with traditional braces. These are made of metal and are plain to see from the outside. With the aid of its string, they are held together by their teeth and exert pressure on the jaw. There are additional types of braces you can purchase;
Discrete braces are most prevalent in adults. Since they are translucent, it is difficult to identify them. You may also remove them whenever you like. They are a wonderful choice for elderly users because of these qualities.
There is also the option of ceramic braces. They are less noticeable because they are not made of metal. In comparison to metal braces, they also appear more beautiful.
Linguel braces: They are entirely undetectable. Because of where they stay rather than their colour or material. These braces sit on the back of your teeth rather than the front. They are virtually invisible as a result.
Your teeth and membrane are under strain from braces. This pressure aids in tooth realignment and the treatment of patients' biting problems. The treatment is painless and lasts roughly two hours. Depending on the state of the patient, the course of treatment can last one to three years.
Time Lapse Video showing the treatment results for a patient who had a significant underbite. This treatment was accomplished without jaw surgery.
As I type, the birthday boy is sleeping on my feet. He's three years old today! See the white chin hairs? : )
This dog is a RIOT. People always think Wallace is the better dog, from photos or upon meeting them, then they get to know Gromit and his big personality wins them over every time. He's one popular guy at the dog park!
Over three years of companionship he's been a challenge, and a big reward, and made me laugh daily. In his puppyhood he ate two cell phones, two pairs of prescription glasses, and about four pairs of my dad's reading glasses (grandpa loved to babysit when I went out and always let Grommie get in trouble when I was away), he also ate a four-ounce tube of diaper ointment one night. He has opposable thumbs and can work zippers, and once helped himself to all the feta cheese out of my friend Maye's beautiful summer cous-cous. He has made people cry with his gas. And at his first Christmas party at my home, where 20 or so friends were gathered for a dinner I'd taken a day off of work to prepare, whilst we were all eating, drinking, and being merry, Gromit shat under the Christmas tree in front of everyone. It was hilarious, if not totally inappropriate. Some present...hell, he shat under a friend's Christmas tree, too, apparently, and her kids found it on Christmas morning.
He's smart though, very food motivated, and was trained with hand signals by the time he was about four months old. He would kill for cereal, particularly Captain Crunch and Corn Pops, he also goes ape-shit for dried apricots. My favorite of his tricks is "Dance!" where he stands on his hind legs and pirouettes repeatedly until I give him his treat. He's very expressive, if I say, "who's here?" he tilts his head in question, lets out a bark, and runs to the door. He recognizes many names and places, and smiles almost non-stop.
Getting a dog was tough, Gromit came home during a very difficult year of my life. He was great companionship after Dave died, and gave me something to really focus on. But the rewards are greater than what he did for me as I recovered from my loss, as even now he thinks I'm the greatest person in the world, followed closely behind by Patrick, his new second-favorite person in the world. Hard to believe it's been three years with this guy this summer.
Can you imagine three years of this face looking at you? Yeah. It sorta takes someone special to love an ugly dog. A crazy woman, even. But hey, if you know me, you know being crazy is half my charm. And being ugly is half of Gromit's charm. : )
I was in Washington, DC the past few days visiting family. While at my sister's local dog park, this rather randy (and intact) bulldog named Nigel showed up. He pretty much was willing to mount anything, and tried.
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Mr Rigby facing his interviewers, Jimmy, Myrtil and Petra.
Jimmy and Myrtil were waiting for the next candidate near the stage of the Old Imperial Theatre, when a voice came from the entrance hall.
[15:58] Rigby H. Copperhead shouts: H-hello? Is anyone there?
[15:58] Myrtil Igaly: Hello! Yes please come in!
[15:58] Rigby H. Copperhead looks around the building and spots the urchins.
[15:58] Myrtil Igaly smiles reassuringly
[15:58] Rigby H. Copperhead : Oh! Th-there you are.
[15:58] Jimmy Branagh: 'ello Mr. Rigby!
[15:58] Myrtil Igaly: Welcome to the Imperial Mister Rigby!
[15:59] Myrtil Igaly: There should be more of us but they may be delayed or maybe they forgot hehe
[15:59] Rigby H. Copperhead : Thank you. I-I couldn't find any employees, so I felt a b-bit lost.
[15:59] Myrtil Igaly: Oh no, it's an abandoned theatre
[15:59] Myrtil Igaly: You won't find any employee
[15:59] Rigby H. Copperhead : Hm. N-no wonder it's all m-messy.
[15:59] Jimmy Branagh: Lots of history here. You might not want them ta show up
[16:00] Rigby H. Copperhead : The employees?
[16:00] Myrtil Igaly: Yes, lots of things happened
[16:00] Myrtil Igaly: This place was once used to open a gate between our world and another
[16:00] Myrtil Igaly: and let horrible creatures in
[16:01] Myrtil Igaly: with tentacles everywhere
[16:01] Myrtil Igaly: Thankfully the gate was closed but the worst could have happened
[16:01] Myrtil Igaly: I will find a chair for you Mister Rigby
[16:01] Rigby H. Copperhead raises an eyebrow and frowns. "T-That's horrible! ...B-but that was in th-the past so I think it's safe."
[16:01] Rigby H. Copperhead : Th-thank you, Myrtil.
[16:02] Myrtil Igaly nods. "Yes that was something like eight years ago."
[16:02] Rigby H. Copperhead : Ah.
[16:02] Jimmy Branagh: Yes, an' the Porta Terrarum is disabled
[16:03] Jimmy Branagh: It's perfectly safe
[16:03] Myrtil Igaly: Please take a seat Sir!
[16:03] Rigby H. Copperhead does so.
[16:04] Myrtil Igaly: Alright
[16:04] Myrtil Igaly: Welcome to this interview Mister Rigby, and thank you for coming.
[16:04] Rigby H. Copperhead : Anytime.
[16:04] Rigby H. Copperhead smiles.
[16:05] Myrtil Igaly: We may have friends joining us later, depending on whether they wake up in time from their nap or not, but in the meantime Jimmy and I will ask you a few questions to see if you could work for us.
[16:06] Myrtil Igaly: Are you ready?
[16:06] Rigby H. Copperhead nods.
[16:06] Myrtil Igaly smiles
[16:06] Myrtil Igaly: So, first of all, I'd be curious to know how you heard about this job offer?
[16:07] Myrtil Igaly glances up expectantly
[16:07] Jimmy Branagh pulls out his notebook and tears off a page for Myrtil
[16:07] Myrtil Igaly takes it
[16:07] Myrtil Igaly: Thanks!
[16:07] Jimmy Branagh: Wekkom!
[16:09] Jimmy Branagh raises an expectant eyebrow
[16:09] Rigby H. Copperhead : W-well, I ran into this peculiar fellow who was walking out of a p-pub next to the orphanage. He was rather scruffy and m-mean looking, and he seemed to me l-like he had some kind of deformity. Whatever that deformity was, I-I cannot say.
[16:09] Myrtil Igaly: Ooooh
[16:09] Myrtil Igaly glances at Jimmy
[16:10] Jimmy Branagh whispers: Scruffy. Hyde.
[16:10] Rigby H. Copperhead : I don't think I asked for h-his name.
[16:10] Myrtil Igaly nods. "Yes, probably him."
[16:11] Rigby H. Copperhead : But anyway, one thing led to another and h-he made an offhand remark about you h-hiring someone. T-though he quickly shut up and ran off b-before I could ask him for details.
[16:11] Myrtil Igaly: I see.
[16:11] Jimmy Branagh scribbles in the notebook
[16:11] Rigby H. Copperhead : I-I had to ask one of the other urchins about it.
[16:11] Myrtil Igaly raises an eyebrow
[16:12] Myrtil Igaly: Do you remember what this urchin looked like? Or know their name?
[16:13] Rigby H. Copperhead : Hm... H-he said his name was Jhonny. I think h-he looked a bit dazed now I am asked about him.
[16:13] Myrtil Igaly: Hah!
[16:13] Jimmy Branagh whispers: Dawkins
[16:13] Myrtil Igaly nods darkly
[16:13] Jimmy Branagh scribbles
[16:13] Myrtil Igaly turns to Mister Copperhead and smiles. "Thank you for answering."
[16:13] Myrtil Igaly scribbles too
[16:13] Rigby H. Copperhead : Anytime.
[16:13] Myrtil Igaly: Jimmy, do you have a question?
[16:14] Rigby H. Copperhead looks at Jimmy expectantly.
[16:15] Jimmy Branagh: Mr. Rigby, per'aps ya could decroibe wit' brevity your experience in wresting desirable results from negotiations wit' th' political an' industrial municipal leaders on behalf of a third party.
[16:16] Myrtil Igaly giggles quietly
[16:16] Jimmy Branagh smiles
[16:16] Rigby H. Copperhead stares at Jimmy and puffs on his pipe.
[16:16] Myrtil Igaly tries to regain a serious look and readies her pencil to write
[16:17] Rigby H. Copperhead : I'm s-sorry. As I have told you, I-I hardly remember anything from waking up in Oddson Square.
[16:17] Jimmy Branagh: Ahh yes, Oy 'member
[16:17] Myrtil Igaly: That's true.
[16:17] Jimmy Branagh scribbles
[16:17] Rigby H. Copperhead : Th-therefore, I can't say if I've had experience.
[16:17] Jimmy Branagh: Do ya know wot toime it is in Bangkok?
[16:18] Myrtil Igaly turns to Jimmy and smirks
[16:18] Rigby H. Copperhead : ... Bangk-kok?
[16:18] Jimmy Branagh: No countin' on fingers please
[16:18] Rigby H. Copperhead : I d-don't know where that is.
[16:18] Jimmy Branagh: Yeh. It's a city over in ...
[16:18] Jimmy Branagh: Awlroight then
[16:18] Myrtil Igaly scribbles
[16:18] Jimmy Branagh scribbles and nudges Myrtil
[16:19] Myrtil Igaly looks up and smiles.
[16:19] Rigby H. Copperhead looks terribly confused.
[16:19] Myrtil Igaly: Mister Rigby.
[16:19] Rigby H. Copperhead : Y-yes?
[16:20] Myrtil Igaly: Say you were to convince the scruffy man you met earlier that he should allow the urchins to sing carols for him and then give them some quatloos in exchange, how would you do it?
[16:20] Myrtil Igaly grins and sits back
[16:20] Rigby H. Copperhead : Hm....
[16:21] Jimmy Branagh grins
[16:21] Rigby H. Copperhead : If I c-could find him again, I might ask him t-to follow me to a m-meeting place and you could sing for him.
[16:22] Rigby H. Copperhead : G-given his demeanor, it would seem rather hard...
[16:22] Myrtil Igaly: Ooooh sneaky
[16:22] Myrtil Igaly smiles approvingly and scribbles
[16:22] Jimmy Branagh whispers: Wot about th' quatloos?
[16:22] Rigby H. Copperhead : As f-for quatloos... I'm n-not sure.
[16:22] Rigby H. Copperhead : Maybe he might p-pay you to stop singing.
[16:23] Jimmy Branagh scribbles
[16:23] Myrtil Igaly giggles
[16:23] Jimmy Branagh: 'ee moight at thet!
[16:23] Myrtil Igaly scribbles and elbows Jimmy
[16:23] Myrtil Igaly: Your turn!
[16:23] Rigby H. Copperhead : P-please don't ask me about g-geography again...
[16:23] Myrtil Igaly giggles more
[16:23] Myrtil Igaly: Jimmy's a great traveller
[16:24] Myrtil Igaly chuckles
[16:24] Jimmy Branagh: Ifn yer workin' faw us an' someone were troyin' ta foist secondary an' low-quality goods upon us urchins an' you were there an' 'ad a big stick in yer hand, wot would ya do?
[16:25] Myrtil Igaly can't stop laughing now but turns to hide it as best she can
[16:25] Jimmy Branagh: Yeh Oy been awl aroun'
[16:25] Rigby H. Copperhead : Well! Th-that's very rude of him!
[16:25] Jimmy Branagh chuckles
[16:25] Myrtil Igaly: It is, isn't it!
[16:25] Jimmy Branagh: Yes it would be!
[16:26] Rigby H. Copperhead : Hm..... I'd r-report him to the anchorites f-for mistreatment of children!
[16:26] Myrtil Igaly nods and scribbles and nods again
[16:26] Jimmy Branagh goes slack jawed and beady eyed
[16:26] Jimmy Branagh: Roight.
[16:26] Jimmy Branagh scribbles
[16:26] Rigby H. Copperhead : B-besides, where would I f-find a stick? There are hardly any trees in this c-city.
[16:27] Myrtil Igaly: True enough
[16:27] Jimmy Branagh: Thet's a point
[16:27] Myrtil Igaly scribbles more
[16:27] Jimmy Branagh: 'ow 'bout a table leg?
[16:27] Myrtil Igaly: Oh yes that'd work!
[16:27] Rigby H. Copperhead : W-where would I find one of those?
[16:27] Myrtil Igaly: On a table probably
[16:27] Jimmy Branagh: Off a table.
[16:28] Rigby H. Copperhead : So I-I would have to break a p-erfectly good table?
[16:28] Jimmy Branagh: Well, ya could use th' whole table
[16:28] Myrtil Igaly: Maybe it wasn't that perfectly good too
[16:29] Rigby H. Copperhead : F-for what? Th-then the man would put his w-wares there and try to sell it.
[16:29] Myrtil Igaly nods slowly, a bit confused
[16:29] Jimmy Branagh: Oy understand ...
[16:29] Myrtil Igaly glances at Jimmy
[16:29] Jimmy Branagh scribbles
[16:29] Jimmy Branagh: Next?
[16:29] Myrtil Igaly: Right.
[16:30] Myrtil Igaly: We don't know much about you Mister Rigby, as apparently you don't know much about yourself either.
[16:30] Rigby H. Copperhead : C-correct.
[16:30] Myrtil Igaly: Is there something secret about you that you remember and that you could tell us, as a show of good will?
[16:31] Myrtil Igaly: I don't mean you should give out all of your secrets of course, it could be not much, just something about you.
[16:31] Rigby H. Copperhead thinks and takes his pipe out of his mouth for a second. "Th-this pipe... I have to smoke it f-for my health."
[16:32] Myrtil Igaly squints at the pipe and raises her eyebrows
[16:32] Rigby H. Copperhead : If I g-go for too long without inhaling th-the fumes, I p-pass out.
[16:32] Jimmy Branagh: Oh. Wot's in it?
[16:32] Rigby H. Copperhead puts the pipe back in his mouth.
[16:33] Rigby H. Copperhead : Alyssa gave me a s-supply of c-coals for me to use. I think th-the herbs are packed into them.
[16:33] Jimmy Branagh: Ahh awlroight then
[16:33] Myrtil Igaly: You're smoking what Miss Alyssa gave you?
[16:34] Rigby H. Copperhead : Y-yes... She is a v-very nice woman.
[16:34] Myrtil Igaly frowns slightly, looking sceptical
[16:35] Myrtil Igaly: Yes, yes she seems like it...
At this moment, Petra Flax walked in.
[16:32] Jimmy Branagh: Hoy Petra
[16:32] Myrtil Igaly: Hey Petra! Glad you could make it!
[16:32] Jimmy Branagh: Almost done 'ere
[16:32] Petra Flax : Me too!
[16:35] Myrtil Igaly: Oh Mister Rigby, please meet Petra, she'll be your third interviewer tonight.
[16:35] Rigby H. Copperhead : H-hello Petra.
[16:35] Petra Flax lights her own pipe, watching Copperhead.
[16:35] Myrtil Igaly: Petra, this is Mister Rigby Copperhead.
[16:35] Petra Flax : HIya Mr Copperhead.
[16:36] Myrtil Igaly whispers to Petra : "parently he learnt about the gig from a scruffy individual looking suspiciously like Hyde"
[16:36] Myrtil Igaly: "And! Then from Johnny Dawkins, tsssk.."
[16:36] Rigby H. Copperhead tilts his head, wondering what the urchins are whispering about.
[16:36] Petra Flax nods to Myrtil, then looks back to Copperhead.
[16:36] Myrtil Igaly raises her voice again
[16:37] Myrtil Igaly: Petra, would you have a question for Mister Rigby?
[16:38] Petra Flax : Yeah, I heard from someone else that you got anemia. So, if you can’t remember nothin about herself, how can ya expect us ta trust ya?
[16:38] Myrtil Igaly whispers. "Amnesia! Not anemia..."
[16:38] Myrtil Igaly giggles and scribbles
[16:38] Petra Flax : Amnesia, like I said.
[16:38] Myrtil Igaly nods with a grin
[16:39] Rigby H. Copperhead frowns. "I d-do trust you. The other t-two urchins here said I could come to them if th-there was any trouble."
[16:39] Rigby H. Copperhead : I am simply r-returning the favor.
[16:39] Jimmy Branagh smells a wet puppy
[16:39] Myrtil Igaly nods to Petra. "That's true, we told him he could come see us if he was in trouble."
[16:39] Petra Flax : Yeah, I dunno.
[16:40] Petra Flax : He coulda been anyone before.
[16:40] Rigby H. Copperhead : Hm... T-true...
[16:40] Jimmy Branagh: Even the Van Creed
[16:40] Rigby H. Copperhead : But you know what I t-think?
[16:40] Myrtil Igaly tilts her head
[16:40] Petra Flax : Huh?
[16:40] Jimmy Branagh: Old story Petra
[16:41] Rigby H. Copperhead : Th-the loss of memory could be interpreted as a new life?
[16:41] Rigby H. Copperhead : A chance to start over.
[16:41] Myrtil Igaly: Yes, if you don't remember being evil and decide you don't want to be evil then it's like you weren't evil... I guess
[16:41] Jimmy Branagh nods
[16:41] Rigby H. Copperhead : Y-yes. A liar b-becomes honest, a sinner made a saint...
[16:41] Rigby H. Copperhead : S-something like that.
[16:42] Petra Flax : OK, but how do we even know he really lost yer memory?
[16:42] Myrtil Igaly: What would happen the day you get your memory back though?
[16:42] Myrtil Igaly turns to Petra and shrugs
[16:42] Myrtil Igaly: "Guess we can't really know..."
[16:42] Rigby H. Copperhead : ... Only t-time would tell, I think.
[16:42] Petra Flax scribbles loops onto her page
[16:42] Myrtil Igaly scribbles words onto hers
[16:43] Rigby H. Copperhead : ... D-do you need notebooks? You seem to be s-short a few.
[16:43] Myrtil Igaly: Jimmy, got a question?
[16:43] Myrtil Igaly looks up, wide eyed
[16:43] Myrtil Igaly: You've got notebooks?
[16:43] Jimmy Branagh: Mr. Rigby -
[16:44] Rigby H. Copperhead : ...Not on me, but if I-I find one I'll let you have it.
[16:44] Myrtil Igaly: Oh thank ya!
[16:44] Rigby H. Copperhead smiles and nods.
[16:44] Petra Flax : We need empty books to write in, not books of notes.
[16:44] Rigby H. Copperhead : Y-yes Jimmy?
[16:44] Jimmy Branagh: Ifn you wos a eel, wot koind of eel would you be?
[16:44] Rigby H. Copperhead : ... Eels.... Why would I w-want to be an eel?
[16:44] Myrtil Igaly elbows Petra. "Notebooks are to write notes in, silly!"
[16:44] Petra Flax : Oh this is a good question.
[16:45] Petra Flax : Ow!
[16:45] Myrtil Igaly: Cause eels can send lightnings and stuff, they're kind of awesome.
[16:45] Rigby H. Copperhead : Th-that sounds l-like an electric eel I th-think.
[16:46] Rigby H. Copperhead : I guess I would be th-that.
[16:46] Myrtil Igaly: Oh I didn't know there were other kinds
[16:46] Jimmy Branagh nods and scribbles
[16:46] Jimmy Branagh: Yes
[16:46] Jimmy Branagh: Sushi eels are th' best!
[16:46] Petra Flax also scribbles
[16:46] Myrtil Igaly doesn't scribble anything
[16:46] Rigby H. Copperhead : There c-certainly must be. L-like there are other kinds of fish and c-cats and other things.
[16:47] Myrtil Igaly: True...
[16:47] Myrtil Igaly looks thoughtful
[16:47] Petra Flax : Also lamprey eels. We got those in Falun.
[16:47] Rigby H. Copperhead : Falun?
[16:47] Myrtil Igaly: Oh yeah? Are they tasty?
[16:47] Jimmy Branagh: Falun, south of Bump
[16:47] Rigby H. Copperhead : Is th-that near Bangkok?
[16:47] Petra Flax : In chowder they are, yeah.
[16:48] Myrtil Igaly: No, nowhere near Bangkok I think
[16:48] Petra Flax : Hey watch your language, mister.
[16:48] Rigby H. Copperhead : Oh.
[16:48] Myrtil Igaly: Maybe close to Peru
[16:48] Rigby H. Copperhead : F-forgive me, but Jimmy asked me about that place earlier.
[16:49] Myrtil Igaly nods
[16:49] Myrtil Igaly: yes that's true he did
[16:49] Jimmy Branagh: Well, Oy got no more questions meself
[16:49] Myrtil Igaly: Alright. Petra?
[16:50] Petra Flax : Um, how would you stop Mr Underbite from trying to arrest one of us?
[16:50] Myrtil Igaly: That's a good question indeed
[16:50] Rigby H. Copperhead : U-Underbite? I-I don't know a M-Mister Underbite, but I heard of a Mr. Underby.
[16:51] Myrtil Igaly chuckles
[16:51] Myrtil Igaly: Yes, she meant him
[16:51] Petra Flax rolls her eyes
[16:51] Rigby H. Copperhead : Ah.
[16:51] Petra Flax : I was bein poetical
[16:51] Myrtil Igaly grins
[16:51] Rigby H. Copperhead : I s-suppose I could be able to r-represent you in court if you w-were falsely arrested.
[16:52] Myrtil Igaly: Ooooh
[16:52] Myrtil Igaly scribbles
[16:52] Petra Flax : Oh yeah? Ok.
[16:52] Myrtil Igaly: We'd need a court in New Babbage for that though.
[16:52] Rigby H. Copperhead : I w-would also have t-to find evidence that could p-prove your case...
[16:52] Rigby H. Copperhead : Wait.
[16:53] Rigby H. Copperhead : T-this town has no court?
[16:53] Petra Flax : Good point.
[16:53] Jimmy Branagh: Nah
[16:53] Myrtil Igaly shakes her head
[16:53] Rigby H. Copperhead : Th-then how could Underby arrest you?
[16:53] Petra Flax : Nope.
[16:53] Jimmy Branagh: Couldn’t get anyone ta be a judge
[16:53] Myrtil Igaly: No court, no judge, no justice whatsoever
[16:53] Jimmy Branagh: Too risky
[16:53] Myrtil Igaly: Oh he can put us in jail
[16:53] Jimmy Branagh chuckles
[16:53] Myrtil Igaly: Just if he says so
[16:53] Myrtil Igaly: We've got a Militia
[16:54] Myrtil Igaly: I suppose they kind of obey the orders from Town Hall
[16:54] Myrtil Igaly: Anyway.
[16:54] Rigby H. Copperhead sighs, letting out a large cloud of smoke. "In th-that case I would have to plead your c-case to town hall."
[16:54] Myrtil Igaly nods and scribbles
[16:54] Jimmy Branagh: Riots seem to work well 'ere
[16:54] Rigby H. Copperhead : ....
[16:54] Myrtil Igaly: Yes they do
[16:54] Rigby H. Copperhead : Th-that seems rather harsh.
[16:55] Rigby H. Copperhead : What of a p-peaceful protest?
[16:55] Petra Flax : Yeah I was in a riot once here, it was a hoot.
[16:55] Myrtil Igaly shrugs. "What works works."
[16:55] Myrtil Igaly: Peaceful doesn't work that well in New Babbage for some reason
[16:55] Rigby H. Copperhead frowns.
[16:55] Myrtil Igaly: Let me ask you one more question Mister Rigby.
[16:56] Rigby H. Copperhead : Yes?
[16:56] Myrtil Igaly: If we asked you to do something for us that was in contradiction with what Miss Alyssa had told you. What would you do?
[16:56] Petra Flax : Ooooh.
[16:56] Rigby H. Copperhead : ....
[16:56] Petra Flax : Good one.
[16:57] Myrtil Igaly: Worded otherwise... If you had to choose between her or us... Who would you choose?
[16:57] Rigby H. Copperhead frowns. "As l-long as it doesn't p-put her in danger..."
[16:58] Myrtil Igaly tilts her head. "If it didn't put her in danger, you would do what we asked you to do, even if it was something she didn't want you to do?"
[16:58] Rigby H. Copperhead : Th-that's pretty hard.
[16:59] Myrtil Igaly nods. "I know. I ask hard questions to test your limits. There's no right answer, just think about it and answer truthfully."
[16:59] Rigby H. Copperhead : Th-that would have to do with the c-circumstances... What would b-be the right thing to do...
[17:00] Rigby H. Copperhead : I g-get the feeling what is right isn't always l-lawful, but... Still.
[17:00] Rigby H. Copperhead : Hm.
[17:00] Myrtil Igaly nods and scribbles a few words
[17:00] Myrtil Igaly: Depending on your feeling then.
[17:00] Rigby H. Copperhead : ...More or less.
[17:00] Myrtil Igaly looks either side of her. "Any other question from you?"
[17:00] Jimmy Branagh: Nope
[17:01] Petra Flax : I got one last question…
[17:01] Myrtil Igaly: Go ahead Petra!
[17:01] Rigby H. Copperhead : Y-yes Petra?
[17:01] Petra Flax : … is that a wig?
[17:01] Rigby H. Copperhead : ....
[17:01] Myrtil Igaly puts her hand in front of her mouth to deaden a giggle
[17:01] Rigby H. Copperhead tugs on a lock of his hair. "...No, that is my hair. Why d-do you ask?"
[17:02] Petra Flax relights her pipe. “Looks like a wig.”
[17:02] Rigby H. Copperhead : How?
[17:02] Jimmy Branagh looks
[17:02] Jimmy Branagh: Nah
[17:03] Myrtil Igaly draws a stick figure of Rigby with a lot of curls on his head and an arrow pointing to them saying "not a wig". She grins. "That one's for Emma."
[17:03] Petra Flax : Doesn’t look like natural hair. Looks like, I dunno… straw.
[17:03] Jimmy Branagh: It's growin' out of 'is head awlroight
[17:03] Myrtil Igaly: Then it's settled!
[17:03] Petra Flax shrugs.
[17:03] Rigby H. Copperhead looks slightly offended. "H-how is it straw?!"
[17:03] Jimmy Branagh: 'ee moight just 'ave some mercury poisonin' aw somethin'
[17:03] Myrtil Igaly: Don't mind Petra Mister Rigby, she means well.
[17:04] Rigby H. Copperhead : I hope so.
[17:04] Petra Flax : I do.
[17:04] Myrtil Igaly: I think...
[17:04] Petra Flax : I like disguises.
[17:04] Myrtil Igaly: We're done with our questions. Do you have any for us?
[17:05] Rigby H. Copperhead : Erm... One, wh-what does my hair and eels have to do with th-the position?
[17:05] Jimmy Branagh: Everything
[17:05] Myrtil Igaly grins
[17:05] Rigby H. Copperhead : It doesn't seem like it.
[17:05] Jimmy Branagh: We 'ave our reasons
[17:05] Rigby H. Copperhead : Hm.
[17:06] Myrtil Igaly: That's just to see how you react, helps us to get a better image of you.
[17:06] Myrtil Igaly: Don't worry about those!
[17:06] Rigby H. Copperhead : W-well you did a good job of c-confusing me. Thank you.
[17:06] Jimmy Branagh: Thenk YOU!
[17:07] Myrtil Igaly: Thank you a lot for coming Mister Rigby, we need to discuss between ourselves and we still have one person to see before we decide.
[17:12] Myrtil Igaly: Thanks again for coming and we'll let you know!
And thus ended the fifth interview the urchins helf to find a “grown-up ambassador”.