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Does this chocolate make my butt look big? Yes.
Unfortunately, it does.
My husband is nothing like a woman. He rarely buys clothing
and shoes, but when he does, he doesn't wear them for weeks.
He can keep two pints of Ben & Jerry's in the freezer for
months without touching them, and then he eats a pint in one
sitting, never worrying about whether his butt looks too big.
And it never does. He's always doing pushups other sweaty
man stuff.
He hoards chocolate, too. He gets tons of it from his students
and doesn't think about it. He has chocolate oranges
from his stocking like three years ago. He also buys those
cartons of Snickers bars and Hershey's with almonds from
Costco and hides them in the basement.
He has to hide them.
Yesterday, youthful womanhood returned with a vengeance,
leaving my brain obliterated in fog, my abdomen rock hard
and distended, and my appetite sated only by that which
gives me wicked headaches.
I wanted it last night. (Not that, Patrick; sheesh.) I managed
to talk myself out of searching the basement for his stash at
10:00 p.m., but I raided the goods at around noon today.
The fun-size M&Ms, Snickers, and Reese's Peanut Butter
Cups were hiding under all manner of baseball cap in a giant
coffee can with all the camping gear.
I've had two fun-size and a bite-size Snickers, one pbc,
and a Peppermint Patty; I bought two of them at the store.
Fun-size my ass.
He'll notice the Snickers are gone in about two months, when
he goes to get one of the remaining ten. Yeah, I'm sure he's
counted them.
(Also for 365 Days. This is Day 321.)
The Morane Saulnier MS.315 is a high wing monoplane first flown in 1932. G-BZNK is fitted with a Rotec R3600 nine-cylinder radial engine, and was seen at Wickenby Lincolnshire on the 29 July 2023 - many thanks for calling by and viewing my images have a good day
HDR-ed sunset to get the whole tones in the shot.
Captured from Kuwait Liberation Tower.
Large can be see here:
Beautiful T-28B Trojan Trainer on static display before participating in the Sundance Airshow at the Sundance Airport in Yukon, Oklahoma.
My backyard, Seville, Spain.
I was doing long exposure shots when the sun went down. So i used a spot light to try to focus. Then i realize that the light over the rose was so brilliant and showed so much reflections of the water drops.
Another photo from Rome. I was playing with the concept of motion on the background of the ancient and relatively static architecture. This is the fountain in front of the pantheon, and a few birds were playing in the waters. I composed this shot then waited for about 20 minutes before a bird cooperated and did this. I was therer long enough that an older tourist tried repeatedly to convince me that the other side of the fountain was prettier in broken english. I did (eventually) move to the other side of the fountain so he could take photos of the 'ugly side' standing exactly where I was perched. But, he only took less than a minute for his shot before leaving so I could continue my bird stalking.
As if they were being affected by static electricity, the beautiful white wispy plumes of the great white egret when engaged in courtship behavior of its future mate.
Spring is by far my favorite time to photograph these birds as they are nest building, courting, mating, and raising their young.
Nature is amazing :-)
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257 second long exposure of sunset view in Richmond, BC, Canada.
The sea water looks static and the clouds look dynamic. But both look very smooth.
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Another mash-up of images by street photographer, Thomas Leuthard.
Thanks to Thomas for the use of these images:
www.flickr.com/photos/thomasleuthard/8509333991
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