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I bought this shirt yesterday at an art fair down on Alki Beach.
Thought a monstrous male, he appears to be completely emasculated. How will he copulate with cows, or participate in Bigfoot orgies?
The Legendary CHUCK D!
He actually gave me his card to send him this photo..im glad it came out so I have an excuse to email Chuck D =)
Text by Kyle:
“Sasquatch smiled when he saw the axe-wielding president. He approached President Roosevelt from behind. Wearing a wide smile on his furry face, he outstretched his arms to embrace Teddy in a loving and warm manner.
‘Mr. President! Look out! A hairy shroud of darkness!’ cried one baby-faced reporter.
The president turned around and shouted, ‘By Jove! It’s a greasy swamp monster!’ And with the reflexes of a jackrabbit backed into a corner by a deadly diamondback, Roosevelt smashed his knuckles into the bewildered brown beast’s teeth, knocking him out cold.
As Sasquatch lay unconscious on the White House front lawn, the president promptly buried his axe into the majestic yeti’s sternum, shouting ‘Not today ‘ya hairy hunk ‘a ham!’
News reporters and photographers swarmed around the president and the slain Sasquatch. President Roosevelt pulled the axe out and placed his foot atop Sasquatch’s chest. Smiling, he raised the axe above his head victoriously.
The news cameras’ flashbulbs flared, capturing President Roosevelt and the American spirit: Conquering and exploiting that which you do not immediately understand.”
-Excerpt from the non-existent, propaganda-filled children’s pick-your-own-ending book, “Sasquatch Visits the White House in 1905!”