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Rep. Richard "Dick" Martin is a not a real politician but he answered the audiences politically charged questions like one. His responses had me laughing so hard my side hurt.
Winners: Mohamed Nanabhay and Haroon Meer
Twitter: @mohamed @haroonmeer
Oneliner: To help newsrooms optimize editorial decision making by providing a dashboard that tracks stories through social networks and across competitor sites.
With newsrooms stretched for resources, editors have to increasingly make difficult decisions about which stories get covered and promoted. Signalnoi.se
aims to help, by tracking social engagement with the news - scanning social network activity to provide real-time information on what’s resonating with readers. Editors are able to track their own - and competitors’ - stories. Signalnoi.se will sort not just headlines but news topics – to spot trends and spikes in interest. Mohamed Nanabhay, former Head of Online at Al Jazeera English, saw the potential for providing richer editorial analytics to newsrooms while leading his organizations’ award-winning coverage of the Arab Spring. He co-foundedSignalnoi.se with Haroon Meer to extract the signal from the noise and close the loop between what audiences are interested in and what editors focus resources on.
and a note from my psychiatrist...............
" This is nothing but a doodle from a deranged mind, and should only be taken at face value.
and at face value its nothing more than a cartoon, a silly, funny, stupid cartoon, nothing more . .. "
Thank you Dr. Nutcase.......
© Please do not use this image without permission.
Original image by Adam Piggott. Thanks for making it avaliable under a Creative Commons license!
This is the cover of my new single release. Going a little bit away from my usual mellow style, this one's a glitchy experimental electro short piece. You could here it on my website and soon on my Soundcloud account (once some minor mastering issues are solved).
Nerd Trivia: All the editing was done using just one ImageMagick oneliner:
convert flickr_adampiggott_VeronikaValentine_685x1024_cc-by-nc.jpg -verbose -gravity north -crop 685x685+0+5 -fill none -stroke red -strokewidth 3 -draw 'roundRectangle 18,18 667,667 16,16' -strokewidth 1 -stroke none -fill red -draw 'roundRectangle 504,6 646,30 4,4' -font CC-Icons-Regular -fill white -pointsize 36 -annotate 0x0+508+32 "C" -pointsize 22 -annotate 0x0+590+32 "bns" -pointsize 14 -font Arial-Narrow-Negrita -fill red -annotate 270x270+14+160 "recorded in stereo" -strokewidth 1 -font Edwardian-Script-ITC-Normal -pointsize 42 -stroke white -fill white -annotate 0x0+376+666 "Laguna." -stroke red -fill red -annotate 0x0+498+666 "sounds from" -annotate 300x300+652+666 "a" -annotate 270x270+662+640 "forbidden room." laguna_soundsfromaforbiddenroom_coverart.jpg
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Winners: Caitria O’Neill, Alvin Liang and Morgan O’Neill
Twitter: @recovers_org
Oneliner: To help communities recover from disasters by creating a dashboard that acts as a central hub for recovery efforts.
Summary: When a tornado touched down in her Massachusetts yard, Caitria O'Neill and her neighbors struggled to match the sudden wave of resources with massive community needs. While large aid organizations can deliver significant resources, in each disaster untrained local volunteers must help structure unofficial resources long-term. O'Neill and her sister Morgan O’Neill teamed up with engineer Alvin Liang to create Recovers.org, and to build and deliver web tools and local hubs for disaster recovery efforts. Their online organizing platform, located at [townname.recovers.org], can be launched before or immediately after an event, to turn interest into aid. Already their platform has helped turn the spike in interest post-disaster into money, items and volunteers in five communities. Post-disaster launches are pro-bono, but the team licenses the software to areas interested in preparing and enabling the community's response.
To make more explorations I chose a oneliner fish. Just a simple pencil drawing. Soft pencil... probably 6b.
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for the people of Cheapside to break away from the Euw Ess and dissolve the old government.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, unless they have the money to prove it; that we are poor from being taxed by the Mayor.
- CHEAPSIDE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
© Phillip Hughes
one-liner in ink; hope to turn those in paint soon
*note for Carla and Lynn: I posted those also on fb
Holiday drawings. Bretagne July/Aug 2014. From real life and imagination. Contour drawings scribble drawings and oneliners.
Winners: Adriano Farano and Jonathan Lundell of UXNOVO
Twitter: @watchup @farano
Oneliner: To make it easier to find and watch high quality video news through a new iPad app
Summary: Available starting today in the iTunes store, Watchup is an iPad application that will help people find high-quality news videos. While identifying relevant content is often time-consuming, Watchup speeds the process with a curated playlist that aggregates news reports from a variety of networks into a simple interface. The service plans to sustain itself by selling video advertising on the site. Media organizations, which will have a branded presence on Watchup, will ultimately receive a share of the revenues.
UK Pun Championship finalist Richard Pulsford to perform his solo comedy show 'Unexpected Items in Badinage Areas' at this year's Greater Manchester Comedy Festival.
Richard Pulsford is a master of the one-liner stand up comedy genre. He is a regular performer on the Scottish circuit, and increasingly on the English circuit as well, having developed his witty set of gags over the past 6 years. He was a finalist in the Leicester Comedy Festival's 'UK Pun Championships', both in the inaugural competition held in 2014, and again this year.
He has worked on incorporating his best one-liners, puns and wordplay into a solo festival show, a show developed over the past 18 months at the Edinburgh, Leith, Leicester and Glasgow Comedy Festivals, which (naturally) includes unexpected punchlines and also some visual gags.
What some people have said about Richard:-
'Pulsford has strong material' (Chortle (2014)).
'Delivered a number of great puns I wish I had thought of myself' (Gary Delaney). 'Richard has more one-liners than a joke machine on overdrive!' (Patrick Monahan).
Richard performed at The Kings Arms Festival in September and returns to the same venue for a one off performance at the Greater Manchester Comedy Festival 2015 on Tuesday 3 November.
one-liner in ink; hope to turn those in paint soon
*note for Carla and Lynn: I posted those also on fb
19 en 20 november stonden we in Roermond, in het Bourgondische Limburg! En dat was te merken :-) Zoveel mensen die overdonderd wegliepen uit de Cook&Co! Oneliners als: "turbo in je mond!" (over de Lemon Pepper Oil) en: "deze smaken zijn als dynamiet!" (over álles!) zijn natuurlijk om nooit meer te vergeten. En dat zullen we ook niet doen. Wat was het leuk! Hopelijk tot snel!