I figure, if they're dehydrated, maybe water will bring back their natural figure. But a two-minute soak just makes the outer half millimeter slimy, while the inside is unchanged. I ate it anyway. It would do in a survival pinch, which I gather is what they're marketed as being for, but we all know better. This is about half of one Omnipotence Compressed Biscuit, so I am now, quite happily, semipotent.

at the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store.

It is now clear and obvious that our planet is very much involved in interdimensional / universal / cosmic politics. And it is up to us, oithlings, to become responsible for our own decisions and destiny. And raise our planet's status - from ignorant pawn, just about to be sacrificed for a queen - to invited participant in the universal quest for immor@lity and omnipotence.

I used my Dad's old Canon AE-1 Program SLR with Kodak Outdoor 100 ISO film to take this, the digitized and coverted to Greyscale with m Canon MP960 Multifunction and Adobe Photoshop 7.0. I chose greyscale to give it a greater intensity to make the omnipotence of the boat.