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This adorable microphone is JUST RIGHT for your little reporter. I've listed it on Etsy, just in case anyone else wants one, but I know I'm one of the few Blondie Lockes fans out there :)

www.etsy.com/listing/266418232/bear-microphone-for-doll

duel stick equipped with full fishing rod and duct tape microphone by pimp 2.0

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the pimp chronicles

Pub: XVII

8/16/10

Yesterday in particular I was being an impatient asshole all day.

Yeah, sometimes Chloe doesn't listen. Well actually she loves to ask again when I say no. I find this increasingly annoying if it doesn't stop. Then she'll cry and I'll get annoyed that she is crying over something so trivial. So then that usually leads to me telling her to stop crying. Which may or may not perpetuate the situation.

But yesterday I was in an unusually bad mood. I think I apologized to Chloe three times during the day.

But here's the kicker.

I'm being a cocksucker, thinking to myself this kid must be hating life with me right now. And we're walking from the car coming back from the lake with these thoughts running through my head. The kid goes to me:

"You're the best daddy in the whole world EVER!"

And I'm standing there walking looking down like "really?"

I guess I wasn't as bad as I thought I was being. However after every apology of my dickhood yesterday, the babe did not offer any rebuttal. Which is her way of agreeing with my admittance of the shitty attitude.

However the cool thing about my babe? Forgives easily. I don't know if it's a kid thing or a Chloe thing or a Chloe/Daddy thing. But I could seemingly do anything and apologize to her after the fact and I'll usually get a "that's okay Daddy!". I'm thinking I probably SHOULD be getting something like, "Yeah DAD, and go find me 5 sticks outside, PRONTO! You have 5 minutes, that's 1 minute per stick DAD, now GO!".

No but seriously I always make note to apologize to Chloe if I acted irrational. Which I can do often as I have been an impatient person since as long as I can remember. Although I am NOT the apologetic type unless a situation seriously calls for it.

Chloe likes to waste my tape and make inventions. Today she made a microphone on the end of a stick with a ball of duct tape. She took a string and a broken clothes hanger and made it a fishing rod too. And let me tell ya people, she was entirely proud of the very first microphone fishing rod. I have to say, the kid is on to something.

I found this picture as seen browsing through my archives. I can't believe I almost let this one slip away. It may be my favorite picture of Chloe and I that I've ever come across. I was so happy to find this hiding in my computer. I could stare at this picture forever and more.

That dear world is my daughter Chloe. This photo is for me the perfect representation of our love for each other at this stage in her life. That talkative sweet bossy sympathetic whiney happy determined driven bratty and sweet little girl fucking ROCKS. Kid teeth and the whole damn package.

I love you babestar!

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microphoned bees by Louisa Billeter

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Microphone by Jacques Raymond

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Give me the mike.

Shotgun Wedding by Pennan Brae

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A bride, groom, 2 mics & a bottle of whiskey; may they live forever happily ever after. bit.ly/PBMusicFB

{February 8} vox by Stephanie Cornell

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