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c1910 postcard view of buggies at the entrance to the "Hangman's" covered bridge near Paoli, Indiana. Advertising signs over the entrance to the bridge include Kemp's Balsam for coughs and Lane's Medicine for constipation. The bridge was located somewhere on the Lost River between Paoli and Orleans.
From the collection of Mary Pat Kroger.
The full postcard image can be seen here.
A wild riot of colour as thousands celebrate London's Gay Pride Parade 2011. London 02.07.2011
This Saturday July 2nd 2011 saw the explosion of colour and fabulous carnival/cabaret fancy-dress which is the annual Gay Pride parade passing through the packed London streets as many Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual and Transgender groups representing special interest campaigning groups, trade unions, the armed forces, police service, christian groups and several of London's gay bars and clubs celebrated their sexuality and diversity, watched and cheered on by tens of thousands of enthusiastic members of the public.
The days celebrations were purposefully snubbed by London mayor Boris Johnson much to the anger and irritation of many, since Mr. Johnson is expected to show support for all Londoners. However, his greatest opponent in the upcoming mayoral elections, former London Mayor Ken Livingstone was to be seen - as always - at the head of the parade, accompanied by human and gay rights activist Peter Tatchell.
Gone was the nervous tension of the original trail-blazing Gay Pride marches of the late 1970's and early 80's, as a new generation of gay people enjoy far greater public acceptance of their lifestyle in what feel like more enlightened times. What is taken for granted now was fought for in the past by courageous activists and their political supporters who wanted to see an end to the homophobic bigotry and institutionalised discrimination which used to be the universal public position towards them.
Having said that, there was a demonstration set up at the bottom of Waterloo Place by a group of so-called Christians from the Baptist Church - some of whom looked like they had been time-warped directly from the 1950's, complete with emotional constipation - who spent the entire afternoon insulting and demeaning all gay people and anyone who accepts homosexuality as a part of the enormously wide spectrum of human sexuality by cherry-picking snippets from the Bible completely without proper context, and generally showing themselves up to be nothing more than a bunch of hate-filled bigots who hilariously claim to love the people they were standing there belittling.
My photos of the Baptists and the crowd's reactions to being assaulted by the pious abuse are already uploaded in my set "Baptists preach intolerance at Gay Pride Parade".
After the parade made its way from Portland Place to Trafalgar Square, the marchers and bystanders alike dispersed into Soho for some serious street partying which lasted late into the night. There was a main stage in Trafalgar Square which hosted a long rosta of minor-league pop and dance acts during the afternoon, though oddly this year there were no big-name headliners, and another Dance Stage in Soho Square which featured a great line-up of club DJs.
All photos © 2011 Pete Riches
Do not reproduce, alter or reblog my images without my permission.
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The barium has almost reached the bowels, where there is constipation.
He is being treated with
orbifloxacin from the fluoroquinolone class of antibiotics.
Metoclopramide, a medicine that increases the movements or contractions of the stomach and intestines.
and
Cimetidine a histemine blocker, used to block acid production in the stomach.
This was an ad in the newspaper awhile ago. The look on their faces is just too priceless. I hope whoever made this ad gets a hefty raise.
A wild riot of colour as thousands celebrate London's Gay Pride Parade 2011. London 02.07.2011
This Saturday July 2nd 2011 saw the explosion of colour and fabulous carnival/cabaret fancy-dress which is the annual Gay Pride parade passing through the packed London streets as many Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual and Transgender groups representing special interest campaigning groups, trade unions, the armed forces, police service, christian groups and several of London's gay bars and clubs celebrated their sexuality and diversity, watched and cheered on by tens of thousands of enthusiastic members of the public.
The days celebrations were purposefully snubbed by London mayor Boris Johnson much to the anger and irritation of many, since Mr. Johnson is expected to show support for all Londoners. However, his greatest opponent in the upcoming mayoral elections, former London Mayor Ken Livingstone was to be seen - as always - at the head of the parade, accompanied by human and gay rights activist Peter Tatchell.
Gone was the nervous tension of the original trail-blazing Gay Pride marches of the late 1970's and early 80's, as a new generation of gay people enjoy far greater public acceptance of their lifestyle in what feel like more enlightened times. What is taken for granted now was fought for in the past by courageous activists and their political supporters who wanted to see an end to the homophobic bigotry and institutionalised discrimination which used to be the universal public position towards them.
Having said that, there was a demonstration set up at the bottom of Waterloo Place by a group of so-called Christians from the Baptist Church - some of whom looked like they had been time-warped directly from the 1950's, complete with emotional constipation - who spent the entire afternoon insulting and demeaning all gay people and anyone who accepts homosexuality as a part of the enormously wide spectrum of human sexuality by cherry-picking snippets from the Bible completely without proper context, and generally showing themselves up to be nothing more than a bunch of hate-filled bigots who hilariously claim to love the people they were standing there belittling.
My photos of the Baptists and the crowd's reactions to being assaulted by the pious abuse are already uploaded in my set "Baptists preach intolerance at Gay Pride Parade".
After the parade made its way from Portland Place to Trafalgar Square, the marchers and bystanders alike dispersed into Soho for some serious street partying which lasted late into the night. There was a main stage in Trafalgar Square which hosted a long rosta of minor-league pop and dance acts during the afternoon, though oddly this year there were no big-name headliners, and another Dance Stage in Soho Square which featured a great line-up of club DJs.
All photos © 2011 Pete Riches
Do not reproduce, alter or reblog my images without my permission.
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With a growing number of people becoming aware that health is wealth, the process of Intestinal cleansing has turned into a critical factor in improving the status of the entire body. Intestinal cleansing is typically a procedure that you do to detoxify your intestinal of the toxins and bacteria and flush out all the stagnated waste, plaques and parasites that's been accumulated in colon. Failing to do so will result in people falling victims of various ailments like chronic constipation, intermittent bowel syndrome, flatulence, diarrhea and even colon cancer.
A wild riot of colour as thousands celebrate London's Gay Pride Parade 2011. London 02.07.2011
This Saturday July 2nd 2011 saw the explosion of colour and fabulous carnival/cabaret fancy-dress which is the annual Gay Pride parade passing through the packed London streets as many Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual and Transgender groups representing special interest campaigning groups, trade unions, the armed forces, police service, christian groups and several of London's gay bars and clubs celebrated their sexuality and diversity, watched and cheered on by tens of thousands of enthusiastic members of the public.
The days celebrations were purposefully snubbed by London mayor Boris Johnson much to the anger and irritation of many, since Mr. Johnson is expected to show support for all Londoners. However, his greatest opponent in the upcoming mayoral elections, former London Mayor Ken Livingstone was to be seen - as always - at the head of the parade, accompanied by human and gay rights activist Peter Tatchell.
Gone was the nervous tension of the original trail-blazing Gay Pride marches of the late 1970's and early 80's, as a new generation of gay people enjoy far greater public acceptance of their lifestyle in what feel like more enlightened times. What is taken for granted now was fought for in the past by courageous activists and their political supporters who wanted to see an end to the homophobic bigotry and institutionalised discrimination which used to be the universal public position towards them.
Having said that, there was a demonstration set up at the bottom of Waterloo Place by a group of so-called Christians from the Baptist Church - some of whom looked like they had been time-warped directly from the 1950's, complete with emotional constipation - who spent the entire afternoon insulting and demeaning all gay people and anyone who accepts homosexuality as a part of the enormously wide spectrum of human sexuality by cherry-picking snippets from the Bible completely without proper context, and generally showing themselves up to be nothing more than a bunch of hate-filled bigots who hilariously claim to love the people they were standing there belittling.
My photos of the Baptists and the crowd's reactions to being assaulted by the pious abuse are already uploaded in my set "Baptists preach intolerance at Gay Pride Parade".
After the parade made its way from Portland Place to Trafalgar Square, the marchers and bystanders alike dispersed into Soho for some serious street partying which lasted late into the night. There was a main stage in Trafalgar Square which hosted a long rosta of minor-league pop and dance acts during the afternoon, though oddly this year there were no big-name headliners, and another Dance Stage in Soho Square which featured a great line-up of club DJs.
All photos © 2011 Pete Riches
Do not reproduce, alter or reblog my images without my permission.
Hi-Res versions of these files are available on application
This is a photo of an old ad that was in the bathroom of our B&B in Cortona, Italy last May. As someone who writes marketing copy, I am appalled by the text. However, I'm sure at the time it was quite hip to talk in sentence fragments and to eschew words like "it."
Here's the text:
Over the net it zooms! Nicks the line—an ace! Takes
pep to smash those scorching drives across! Punch and pep
in racquet and wrist! Pep from head to toe!
. PEP peps you up. Puts you on your toes! A ready-to-eat
cereal. With a delicious flavor.
. PEP is rich in nature's life-building elements. Brings
health. Builds strength.
. PEP contains bran—is mildly laxative. Helps to prevent
constipation.
. PEP's fine for children—and they love its flavor! PEP
Promotes natural, regular habits. Puts roses in their cheeks.
Fills them with ruddy health.
PEP brings the pep of hearty health! Serve it tomorrow.
Your grocer has PEP!
the peppy bran food
**DISCLAIMER** This will not help you with constipation!
One of my fave quotes jumped into my head as I shot this sensor dust blower. Can you tell me who said it?
oil absorbency slimming pill
【Brand】 youth ziyuantang oil absorbency slimming pill
The main raw material: coixenolide, lotus leaf, hawthorn, L-carnitine, bitter melon extract, dietary cellulose, chitin
Appropriate to the crowd: 1,the abs obesity,
2 the raised belly, excessive subcutaneous fat, the need for lipid-ching
3, the intractable constipation
[Method for human consumption] P.O. once a day , a capsule once before or after breakfast with warm water .
[Specification] 400mg / tablets X30 tablets
shelf life: 24 months
[Note]:Because the products contain saponin, after taking some people there will feel thirsty, a little fatigue, sleep time shorter and so on, only need to drink water or use it every other day,
pregnant women, lactating women, children are banned
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Green Tourmaline promotes joy, happiness and compassion. It helps to attracts luck, success, abundance and prosperity. It also inspires creativity, and may be used to project, create and manifest one's goals.
It has a strong healing capacity... and is especially helpful for earth healing and aiding the nature kingdom. If you are studying to be a herbalist, this is strong stone to aid you to gain a greater understanding of the flow of energy between the mineral and plant kingdoms. If kept on the body while taking herbal remedies... it may potentially make them work more effectively.
This stone ability to aid the physical body is substantial, and using it may aid you to prevent chronic fatigue and the chronic exhaustion that accompanies it. It will help to strengthen the physical heart and may heal the nervous system.
As a stone of energy and stamina, Green Tourmaline is excellent for sports persons and athletes, and anyone in occupations where rigorous activity is required.
Its healing energies will assist with healing the eyes and the brain and the immune system, and may be helpful when treating ADD and hyperactivity. It has a strong detoxifying action and may aid weight loss, and help the treatment of stomach complaints such as diarrhea and constipation.
We do not have to go for the expensive translucent type of these stones to benefit from their strong healing energy.
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Hemorrhoids or piles are the swollen veins that occur in and around the anal region. Hemorrhoids are typically caused due to constipation which in turn causes strain while passing motion, bad choice of foods that are heavily skewed towards carbs and a sedentary lifestyle. Hemorrhoids can be painful, uncomfortable, and itchy. Although most people may experience itchiness during the day, it is more prominent during the night.
Inflammation resulting in excess mucus discharge is the main cause of itching in hemorrhoids. The itching happens only when the mucus comes in contact with the normal skin. In internal hemorrhoids, the body produces excess mucus which exits through the hemorrhoid to cause skin irritation and itchiness. During the day the itching is not much experienced because people are often distracted with their daily activities. During the night however, the itching is more prominent because of our heightened senses due to the lack of any external distractions. One more reason is during the daytime, people are moving around which might bring about aeration to the anal region with piles. Since we do not move around and are confined to the bed in the night, the itchiness may be felt more. Whenever people have constipation, the mucus discharge is mainly responsible for itchiness. Most time, this is mistaken for the presence of worms, particularly in children. So if there is itchiness in adults, it can be due to constipation and the presence of piles too. In children, however, the itchiness is mostly due to constipation and sometimes due to the presence of worms.
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A wild riot of colour as thousands celebrate London's Gay Pride Parade 2011. London 02.07.2011
This Saturday July 2nd 2011 saw the explosion of colour and fabulous carnival/cabaret fancy-dress which is the annual Gay Pride parade passing through the packed London streets as many Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual and Transgender groups representing special interest campaigning groups, trade unions, the armed forces, police service, christian groups and several of London's gay bars and clubs celebrated their sexuality and diversity, watched and cheered on by tens of thousands of enthusiastic members of the public.
The days celebrations were purposefully snubbed by London mayor Boris Johnson much to the anger and irritation of many, since Mr. Johnson is expected to show support for all Londoners. However, his greatest opponent in the upcoming mayoral elections, former London Mayor Ken Livingstone was to be seen - as always - at the head of the parade, accompanied by human and gay rights activist Peter Tatchell.
Gone was the nervous tension of the original trail-blazing Gay Pride marches of the late 1970's and early 80's, as a new generation of gay people enjoy far greater public acceptance of their lifestyle in what feel like more enlightened times. What is taken for granted now was fought for in the past by courageous activists and their political supporters who wanted to see an end to the homophobic bigotry and institutionalised discrimination which used to be the universal public position towards them.
Having said that, there was a demonstration set up at the bottom of Waterloo Place by a group of so-called Christians from the Baptist Church - some of whom looked like they had been time-warped directly from the 1950's, complete with emotional constipation - who spent the entire afternoon insulting and demeaning all gay people and anyone who accepts homosexuality as a part of the enormously wide spectrum of human sexuality by cherry-picking snippets from the Bible completely without proper context, and generally showing themselves up to be nothing more than a bunch of hate-filled bigots who hilariously claim to love the people they were standing there belittling.
My photos of the Baptists and the crowd's reactions to being assaulted by the pious abuse are already uploaded in my set "Baptists preach intolerance at Gay Pride Parade".
After the parade made its way from Portland Place to Trafalgar Square, the marchers and bystanders alike dispersed into Soho for some serious street partying which lasted late into the night. There was a main stage in Trafalgar Square which hosted a long rosta of minor-league pop and dance acts during the afternoon, though oddly this year there were no big-name headliners, and another Dance Stage in Soho Square which featured a great line-up of club DJs.
All photos © 2011 Pete Riches
Do not reproduce, alter or reblog my images without my permission.
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Happy to share it with anyone who needs it.
A formula that will support the health of your digestive system, keeping you
energized and active.
A weird constipated beer garden gnome.
Shot at Baker's Hill, Puerto Princesa, Palawan, Philippines.
© 2009 Ashley D. Cristal, All Rights Reserved. Use of this photograph in ANY form is NOT permitted without permission from the author.
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Methi dana powder - fenugreek seeds powder - trigonella foenum graecum
1. High on Fiber
Just like fresh fenugreek leaves, dried fenugreek leaves (called kasuri methi) also contain a significant amount of fiber. Fiber, which is considered to be the non-digestible part of the food, when consumed adds bulk to the food in the intestines. This further increases the body’s metabolism rate and eases the burning of extra fat. Moreover, dried fenugreek leaves consist of water-soluble fibers that are responsible for tackling various digestive problems such as constipation, as they add up bulk to the stool.
2. Restricts Diabetic Symptoms
The high quantity of fiber present in kasuri methi or dried fenugreek leaves aids in decreasing the insulin resistivity of various cells in the body. Since we have mentioned that a fiber-filled meal is harder to digest and requires more effort and time to do so, thus it slows down the digestion rate, which further means the slowing down of the absorption of the sugar molecules present in the food. This helps in providing the pancreas with enough time to secrete a sufficient volume of insulin that can easily help in breaking down the sugar molecules and help in controlling the blood’s rising glucose level.
3. Maintains Cholesterol
The various chemical compositions in dried fenugreek leaves are known to have cholesterol-lowering effects. The presence of a high quantity of fiber helps in restricting the absorption of cholesterol in the intestines, which helps in the reduction of LDL (bad cholesterol), and triglycerides in the body, as the fiber acts as a food for gut bacteria that discharge volatile fatty acids that restricts the production of cholesterol in the liver.
4. Improving The Kidney’s functioning
One of the major advantages of adding dried fenugreek leaves to your diet (kasuri methi) is that it is linked with the protection of the kidney against various chemicals that are consumed along with the food. Some of these chemicals are pesticides that are added to the vegetables or fruits.
The consumption of fenugreek seeds is linked with the reduction in cholesterol absorption by the small intestine.
5. Promotes Cardiovascular Health
Just like fenugreek seed, the dried leaves of the herb also helps in the betterment of the heart, and aids in the reduction of the lipid level, strongly preventing the occurrence of atherosclerosis, a disease in which the fats and cholesterol get jammed in the arteries. Thus, by helping in the regulated and proper flow of blood throughout the body, the consumption of dried fenugreek leaves or kasuri methi can help in promoting great cardiovascular health.
6. Skincare
Kasuri methi can play wonders on one’s skin health when applied externally, followed by a gentle massage. It is known to remove dead cells from the skin and replacing them with new cells, which results in fresh and radiant skin. Moreover, it is linked with the reduction of blemishes, prevention of blackheads, and when mixed with turmeric powder, it can help in tackling the occurrence of pimples by controlling the oiliness of the skin.
7. Hair Benefits
Fenugreek leaves, as well as the dried fenugreek leaves, are known for delaying the premature greying of the hair. By applying it externally and thoroughly massaging it over the scalp, kasuri methi can help the scalp and follicles retain their pigmentation. Moreover, as the dried fenugreek leaves are rich with micronutrients such as vitamin C, and also contain small doses of minerals such as calcium and iron, applying methi is a great source of nutrition for the scalp.
8. Reduces Hair-Fall
Another hair care related property of methi that adds to its popularity. Dried Methi (fenugreek) leaves enable the removal of dead cells from the skin, the same could be applied on the scalp. Once it is rinsed off thoroughly after being applied to the scalp, it opens up the blocked hair follicles, and also increases the rate of nutrition absorption by the scalp, resulting in the growth of a healthy set of hair.
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Vikas Petwal
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Just after using it for 5 minutes you can see the toxins being converted into black observable substance
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• skin glow
• prevents hair fall
• balances blood pressure
• headache (migrane)
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A Kansa Thali foot massager is a tool that is designed to provide a relaxing foot massage using the principles of Ayurveda. It is a small, handheld device that is made of pure Kansa which is believed to have healing properties.
the curved surface of the bowl is rubbed over the feet, providing a soothing massage.
The Kansa Thali foot massager is believed to have many health benefits. According to Ayurvedic principles, the use of Kansa is believed to help balance the body's energies, improve circulation, and reduce stress and anxiety. The massager is also believed to help alleviate foot pain, improve foot mobility, and relieve fatigue.
To use the Kansa Thali foot massager, the user simply needs to hold the handle and rub the curved surface of the bowl over the feet, using a circular motion. The massager can be used at any time, and is especially effective when used after a long day of standing or walking.
Overall, the Kansa Thali foot massager is a simple and effective tool that can provide a relaxing foot massage while also promoting overall health and wellness.
benefits of Kansa Thali:
Boosts Immunity
Enhances digestion
Balances Doshas: vata, pitt, kapha
Helps in maintaining the alkaline level in the body
Prevents acidity and gastric issues
Enhances taste of food
Makes food more nutritious
Improves metabolism
Reduces stress
Helps in better absorption of nutrients
Helps in preventing food contamination
Enhances the overall health of the body
Regulates blood pressure
Reduces inflammation
Prevents premature aging
Helps in reducing weight
Provides relief from joint pain
Helps in treating anemia
Improves skin health
Promotes hair growth
Provides relief from migraine headaches
Helps in reducing the risk of cancer
Reduces the risk of heart diseases
Provides relief from constipation
Helps in treating respiratory disorders
Improves eyesight
Promotes healthy teeth and gums
Provides relief from arthritis
Helps in treating diabetes
Helps in reducing cholesterol levels
Reduces the risk of stroke
Provides relief from menstrual cramps
Helps in treating liver disorders
Provides relief from allergies
Helps in reducing the risk of osteoporosis
Provides relief from cold and flu
Helps in treating urinary tract infections
Helps in improving memory
Enhances brain function
Provides relief from anxiety and depression
Helps in treating insomnia
Reduces the risk of dementia
Provides relief from skin infections
Helps in treating psoriasis
Provides relief from eczema
Helps in treating fungal infections
Provides relief from sunburn
Helps in treating acne
Provides relief from rashes
Helps in treating dry skin
Helps in treating oily skin
Provides relief from skin pigmentation
Helps in reducing scars
Helps in treating dark circles
Helps in reducing wrinkles
Provides relief from skin irritation
Provides relief from dandruff
Helps in treating hair fall
Provides relief from split ends
Helps in treating scalp infections
Provides relief from stress-related hair loss
Helps in reducing the risk of Alzheimer's disease
Provides relief from asthma
Helps in treating bronchitis
Helps in treating sinusitis
Helps in treating sore throat
Provides relief from mouth ulcers
Helps in treating bad breath
Helps in treating gum bleeding
Provides relief from mouth infections
Helps in treating tonsillitis
Provides relief from ear infections
Helps in treating hearing loss
Helps in reducing the risk of tinnitus
Helps in treating vertigo
Provides relief from nausea
Helps in treating diarrhea
Helps in treating dysentery
Helps in treating vomiting
Provides relief from food poisoning
Helps in treating gastritis
Helps in treating peptic ulcers
Helps in treating irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)
Provides relief from indigestion
Helps in treating colitis
Helps in treating Crohn's disease
Provides relief from hemorrhoids
Helps in treating gallstones
Special FAQ for Use on Christians
From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
Date: 2 Jul 1996 21:32:47 GMT
Well, I got a copy of SubGenius Pamphlet #1 from my friend, the cult expert. I think things are worse than I thought. These SubGenii (thats theyre term for each other) are more demented than I thought.
I will be fair and say that I was wrong, wehn I said you send them $1 dollar and they send a form letter back. Their pamphlet costs $1 dollar, yes, but it's LONG. It is 16 pages long, with lots of really small type. Its hard to read. There are all sorts of little pictures throughout the pamphlet that dont seem to have anything to do with the text, like the product of a deranged mind. (It looks like clippings from old ads in magazines.) And its on slick clay paper. I think they are a bigger organization than I had feared, if they can put out as much material as they do for only $1 dollar. In it's own way it's a "bargain", but its utter filth. Thats all the good I can say about them.
The cover says: REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! SLACK OFF! The world ends tomorrow and YOU MAY DIE!
I guess they think the end of the world is funny.
Then they say: ARE WE CONTROLLED BY SECRET FORCES? ARE ALIEN SPACE MONSTERS BRINGING A STARTLING NEW WORLD?
The have picutres of flying saucers zapping people with mind control rays. Again, they think demonic posession is funny too.
And they say: Are you abnormal? THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE!
Well, I cant argue with the fact that they are abnormal.
The Church of the SubGenius is all about this guy named "Bob", and they always say his name in quotes. I guess its an alias, like hes a fly-by-night huckster. (The copyright says 1981, but I dont believe that. They are probably only a couple years old.)
They contradict themselves all over the place. And they admit theyre a mind control cult. Actually, they call themselves all kinds of things. "A SPAZZ-CHURCH OF MACHO IRONY!!!" "an inherently bogus religion". "weirder than the most obscure UFO/Atlantis cults." See, even THEY dont take themselves seriously. You shouldnt either.
The pamphlet has all kinds of filthy material in it. There are lots of pictures of women in bathing suits and leather "S and M" clotheing. Their motto is: "f**k them if they cant take a joke". (See how ready they are to break out the filthy language?) They promise: "Have intercourse with a beautiful live girl". I wonder how they can do that. Do they have prostitution rings?
I guess they believe in God, but they acll him "JHVH-1". They say he "is a mad alien, full of eye round about, He cometh with the clouds, radioactive, all-pervading, He has forged His covenant with the SubGenius in CHAINS of GENETIC PROGRAMMING and DEMANDS OBESIANCE to His caveman sense of humor." The capitalization is just like in the pamphlet; its like a two year old is shouting this stuff. And it shows that they don't understand God's prommise at all.
They also seem to be racists and they say that the SubGenius race is the Master Race. I will be fair and say that theyre racism isnt based on skin color, but haveing SubGenius genes or somethign. They say you cant tell who's a SubGenius just by looking at them, so it sounds like there are no guidelines as to who is superior. (Maybe they explain it somewhere. I had a lot of trouble reading this pamphlet. They talk in long circulair sentences like the one I quoted above. Its easy to miss details in this, and I don't really want to reread it.)
They claim that flying saucers full of Sex Goddesses are on their way to earth. How to get on the saucers? Send them $30 dollars and they will ordain you, and then you can get on. The worst part is, I'm afraid that some people actually pay that $30 dollars.
"Bob" is an idiot. They even say so. They say they dont want you to worship "Bob", they just want you to treat him as a "Short Duration Personal Savior". that means they dont want you to take him seriously. I almost think this religion is a joke, except I dont think its the slightest bit funny. It's all about blasphemy and filth. They admit theyre sinners, in fact they're proud of it. Well, if I were proud of sinning Id probably like this church too.
They worship bad movies too. Like "Plan 9 from Outer Space". They say they can read prophecies from bad movies.
And they believe in something called Slack. I dont quite understand it. Its kind of like luck and wealth. To me it sounds like getting all the things in this world at the price of you're soul. And "BoB" will bring you Slack, they say. That sounds a bit like selling your soul to them.
They also have a sacrament called Excremeditation. They seem to think that the use of the toilet is a holy thing. I said theyre filthy; well their scatalogical tendencies are obvious. Theres even a "cute" little picture of a plumber pointing to a toilet and saying, "My Constipation worries are over!" The toilet is smiling too.
They wallow in filth and are proud of it.
I could go on, but I wont. I warn you people to saty away from the Church of the SubGenius. They seem to think their joking, but I think the joke will be on them.
I pointed out before that someone listed their mailing address like it was an organization for stopping the Church of the SubGenius. I hesitate to post theyre address because I know there will be some sickos who will send them the $1 dollar like they want, but I dont want any good and decent people bilked out of their money either. Their address is:
P.O. Box 140306
Dallas, TX 75214
Be careful when you see this address. They say its all sorts of different organizations. I must stress that I cant recommend giving them any money. They admit they have a bogus religion. It cant help anyone. The answers you need are in the Bible. Look to Jesus, not Bob.
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