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Hey guys ! Jacob puts once again his magical wand in my last picture to make it cooler with special light effects, thanks a lot for your work man !!!
We will collaborate to make famous movies scenes with the Delorean😀
The Delorean was made by Brick Vault but I did some improvements😉
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It looks like it might rain on the Fanad Peninsula, but they're setting off to the shop anyway... Shot on Ilford HP5+ on an Olympus OM20, then scanned.
Blue appears to be a recurring theme in my wardrobe these days. it's probably taken over from black as the major choice of colour for me. This dress is one of my absolute faves so I'm always happy to get an opportunity to wear it when I get out. Not a massive turnout for my local group get-together last night. However as we've lost our café venue it's probably to be expected, it's also probably not going to be helped by the impending onset of daylight hours for the foreseeable future. Now being the bold out and about person that I am 😝 I'm not overly concerned about that, but it's always good to have as big a group as possible as there aren't a lot of local groups like ours around. Hopefully the cafe will find a new venue and be up and running in the near future.
Like a baby bird taking it's first flight... this is how I feel about SP's (it's terrifying). But thanks to the encouragement and inspiration from you guys, I keep trying. And I won't delete this one (I just have to keep telling myself that). :-)
“We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.”
~Lucretius
“When you have come to the edge of all the light you have
And step into the darkness of the unknown
Believe that one of the two will happen to you
Either you'll find something solid to stand on
Or you'll be taught how to fly!”
~Richard Bach
Thank you for the lovely comments on my previous post. My Mom was thrilled by all the sweet birthday wishes.
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Delivered to Worksop Traincare and Heavy Maintenance Depot on March 21st from Portbury Dock. Rail Operations Group 93006 made its debut out on the mainline today. It is seen here leading classmates 93010 & 93002 out of platform 8 where the convoy turned working 0Q42 09.57 Worksop Down Yard - Crewe South Yard. Test runs for the new Stadler locos are to commence this week on the WCML between Crewe & Carlisle.
This is the nearest access to the ocean for me, just a little over a mile away. That's Santa Cruz island on the distant horizon.
This ornament was on a friend's tree. It's quite the beautiful one isn't it? I love the way the light comes thru it, making it look like stained glass!
But even better, it was an annual Christmas party of my work friends. The coworkers and friends that I had from my last job that lasted 28 years. We all found ourselves out of a job last spring, after working together in a tight knit group for many years. It was like losing family. Our annual holiday party was always so much fun, a big pot luck with wonderful things to eat, gift exchange, and tons of laughing.
So this Christmas party was the first to happen "after the breakup".
It was weird cause it was sad in a way to feel the loss of what we had, but also felt like we were all still together and the whole last 7 months was just a bad dream.
We've vowed to have at least a quarterly get together, if not more.
So here's to good friends and happy holiday gatherings!!!
Explore Dec 20 2008 #267
Shinjuku, Tokyo
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I am wondering if 2015 could possibly be the year that I take Helene to a new level. So far since I began cross-dressing fifteen years ago, then age 41 with much smoother skin, I have transformed into my female alter-ego mainly in privacy and usually alone. I have rarely net another transvestite. I did venture out in public very briefly in 2002 but soon lost my nerve and since then have felt queasy at the prospect of going out in public while dressed as a woman.
I'm aware I have been fortunate enough to be complimented on my appearance when attempt the art of female illusion. My problem is I cannot quite see myself as others do, I feel a complete failure in my efforts but I’m not gloomy or down, far from it. I feel elation and joy and love to be dressed as a woman. I just feel I don’t actually look remotely feminine in any way. I wish I did.
However, I feel my fears on venturing out starting to recede somewhat more because I so enjoy the rare occasions I become Helene that part of myself is desiring to actually spend time actually being her out in the world. There is an enthusiasm starting to build within me.
The adorable and supportive Pamela Lennon has encouraged me for several years now and I am grateful to her. Another T-Girl, Claire Doolan, has also been encouraging me and I am grateful to her as well. The warm hearted Amanda McG has been truly wonderful and has really boosted my confidence considerably recently.
I now find myself musing on what I will wear and how I will style my wig for the day I venture out….there, I’ve said it…venture out…
Yes, I am now musing over the prospect and I’m not quite as fearful as I was. My problem is I genuinely want to be perceived as female not male. I do not want to be a man dressed up i want to be a woman completely when I venture out. Obviously, this is down to me getting the look right, getting my behaviour and mannerisms right and coming across convincingly as female. I want this so much I feel momentum to g through with it pushing me within.
I often hear remarks such as don’t worry about passing, just be who you are. Well who I am is a man that seeks to pass, that’s what I dream of. I don’t ant anything else. I want to go out and portray myself as a woman wholeheartedly for the period I am dressed and acting as one. It’s my goal. I‘m not keen on just settling for a lesser experience I have been heading for this one for all of my adult life.
This is a picture taken on the camera self timer last June. It was evening and I was trying my utmost to create a real world female appearance. To be honest I felt rather nice and excited in this outfit. I was aiming for a feminine nicely dressed woman look with (hopefully) nice enhancing make-up and a shorter contemporary hair style. I am not very tall as a person and my face is quite bland with a weak chin (all good for me as a transvestite). I feel a shorter hair style back combed helps create a slightly more elegant shape to my whole body shape. More importantly, I find when I wear a shorter wig style I feel more feminine, it feels more real to me than the favoured transvestite choices of long hair styles. Some aces suit longer hair but I find a shorter wig opens up my face ore and is a bit more feminine as a result.
I usually study real women that look stylish and feminine and I noticed the key is choosing a hair style that works with ones facial shape not necessarily a hair style one wants to wear because as transvestites it fits more our perceived ideal of how a woman should look.
I believe fervently that discovering what works and looks female is the key to succeeding in creating a convincing female appearance. We usually pursue a goal of that which we like, which is fair enough, one should be free to enjoy what they like, but often that does not mean it is going to work out for the best. My mantra for several years is ‘be the woman you can be, not the woman you want to be’.
If you are keen to become a convincing looking woman then being willing to have an open approach is the best way to proceed in my personal view. It’s all bot getting the mix right and finding the right combinations of styles and make-up application. So often transvestites just put on things in a hotchpotch manner and don’t apply their make-up with any kind of direction to making the most of feminising one’s face. Cross-dressing is fun but you if you seek to pass then some discipline and direction needs to be adhered to of one wishes to look realistically like a woman. It is an art form and becoming skilled in the art of illusion is a skill worth mastering.
I would suggest one does not become too drab and dowdy, nice clothes are out thee for women of all ages, why blend in so much one is invisible. I know my vanity likes the feeling of being admired as a woman. I like the idea of being seen as feminine and (hopefully) attractive and if at all possibly, stylishly dressed. I would enjoy admiring glances for these reasons. It is what I call the right kind of attention. I know many women certainly enjoy admiring attention. As Helene I too would like that.
I suppose Helene frees up suppressed flamboyant aspects of my persona. The dressing up, the make-up, the hair, the click of the heels, the swish f hem on a dress…yes, I want to catch peoples eye but I know it is all just down to my vanity. I do feel more emboldened as a woman so I wonder just how I will become once I have ventured out on a few occasions? Will the dam break? Will I thrive on being Helene the woman out an about? I cannot help feeling I will probably get completely at home with the persona, something within me feels sure of this though I cannot say why.
I’ve reached the point now in my life where women I see and admire and who are quietly confident and draw the admiring glances of both men and women have inspired me to the cusp of I too want to become one of them (albeit part time). I want to be waking along in a tailored skirt suit, legs on display clad in nude coloured tights, feet swathed in stylish high heel court shoes, a perfectly ironed tailored blouse and precisely applied make-up and a beautifully styled wig with my nails painted and a fragrant air of perfume. Yes indeed, I really would like to be such a woman.
Will I finally become such a woman?
This year? Maybe…
With the Holiday rush over for another year, it's time to get back to basics - where it's quiet, the air is fresh, and the Gray Jays appreciate a treat of fresh cranberries.
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Bamboo Island - in front of Ko Phi Phi - near to paradise - 2006 - Sigh
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The Phi Phi Islands (Thai: หมู่เกาะพีพี) are located in Thailand, between the large island of Phuket and the western Andaman Sea coast of the mainland. Phi Phi Don, the larger and principal of the two Phi Phi islands, is located at [show location on an interactive map] 7°44′00″N, 98°46′00″E. Both Phi Phi Don, and Phi Phi Leh, the smaller, are administratively part of Krabi province, most of which is on the mainland, and is located at [show location on an interactive map] 8°02′30″N, 98°48′39″E.
Ko Phi Phi Don ("ko" (Thai: เกาะ) meaning "island" in the Thai language) is the largest island of the group, and is the only island with permanent inhabitants, although the beaches of the second largest island, Ko Phi Phi Lee (or "Ko Phi Phi Leh"), are visited by many people as well. There are no accommodation facilities on this island, but it is just a short boat ride from Ko Phi Phi Don. The rest of the islands in the group, including Bida Nok, Bida Noi, and Bamboo Island, are not much more than large limestone rocks jutting out of the sea.
Phi Phi Don was initially populated by Muslim fishermen during the late 1940s, and later became a coconut plantation. The Thai population of Phi Phi Don remains more than 80% Muslim.But the actual population if counting laborers, especially from the north-east, from the mainland is much more Buddhist these days.
Ko Phi Phi Leh was the backdrop for the 2000 movie The Beach. Phi Phi Leh also houses the 'Viking Cave', from which there is a thriving bird's nest soup industry. There was criticism during filming of 'The Beach' that the permission granted to the film company to physically alter the environment inside Phi Phi Islands National Park was illegal. [1] The controversy cooled down however, when it was discovered that the producers had done such a decent job of restoring the place that it finally looked better than it had done before.
Following the release of The Beach, tourism on Phi Phi Don increased dramatically, and with it the population of the island. Many buildings were constructed without planning permission.[citation needed]
Ko Phi Phi was devastated by the Indian Ocean tsunami of December 2004, when nearly all of the island's infrastructure was wiped out. Redevelopment has, however, been swift, and services like electricity, water, Internet access and ATMs are up and running again, but waste handling has been slower to come back online.
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“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.”
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To assist in retardation, a helper remains on the rear of an eastbound Conrail manifest as it drops downgrade east of Bennington, PA on Oct. 10, 1982.
This autumn snap along the Switzerland Trail to Ward, belies the fact that I am standing where once a railroad grade coursed. I trekked above Gold Hill, Colorado and veered along the railroad grade cut with aspirations of reaching the mountain-bound mining camp of Ward as its first mountain town. This day started as a foray into the hills to search aspen cloaked in showy fall coats. The color was generally short of peak on that day but it may not look like it while along this old grade turned rough road. This is not so much a glade as narrow gauge railroad grade on the northern, Ward branch, west and north from Gold Hill Station atop the ridge. Sunset, Colorado was at the bottom of the ridge in the canyon behind me and was the division point on the Denver, Boulder & Western RR. You'll need your rock tires on if you plan on driving this track; it's been better and mostly smooth as a railroad. Well except when the snow avalanche slid the entire train down the mountainside above here. I chose the reliability of walking; I wanted a quiet stroll. It must have been a highly sought trip when the viewpoint would have been 10 foot higher while in a rocking passenger car. The original grading on the railroad named The Greeley, Salt Lake and Pacific RR around the 1885 date made it west to Sunset. The Pacific was impossible. After reorganization, it was routed northwest to Ward and southwest to Eldora, Colorado from the Sunset division point. In the distance, the grade ducks to eventually swing left around the wooded hill.
Colorado & Northwestern / Denver, Boulder & Western was popularly named "The Switzerland Trail of America." The original RR slipped into bankruptcy when a flood swallowed the trackage up past Wall Street. The northern branch to Ward and the southern branch to Eldora were built after reorganization. This is the grade of the Denver, Boulder & Western Railroad grade to Ward, Colorado. This railroad grade seems to largely remain intact for trail use a large part of the way that is not vehicle accessible. There ought to be some cinders around but clearly, there was not a lot of grade here. The railroad was fondly nicknamed Switzerland Trail by the advertising department, does that still happen in ads? Note that the clip from Crofutts GripSack Guide of 1885 mentions Caribou is 12 miles south from Sunset or “Penn. gulch,” the nearest railroad station. That would seem to be false, but George Crofutt wrote that about 1885. That original railroad was named The Greeley, Salt Lake and Pacific around the 1885 date. During the heyday of railroad building, most paper, coupon and budding lines included the name, Pacific, in the hopes of garnering big funding. This line, too, had Pacific dreams. They started drilling a majestic tunnel through the Continental Divide at Yankee Doodle Lake on the Moffat Line. There is no way they could have climbed Pennsylvania Gulch up to the multitudes at their prospective tunnel anyway. Their first terminus was Sunset, Colorado, west of Boulder before floods down the hillsides of Four Mile Canyon, denuded by various mining operations, took out all the insubstantial trestles in the valley and rendered the RR broke. The Colorado & Northwestern Railroad, The Switzerland Trail, was organized and the company relaid grade and track up to Sunset then switch backed north on the way up to Ward, Colorado then took a break until the reorganization as the Denver, Boulder & Western Railroad. It was then nicknamed the Switzerland Trail. The company started grading and laying rail up a second switchback south from Sunset to start gaining altitude on a new branch that headed through the New Cardinal area for Eldora. Naturally, Cardinal began migrating closer to the railroad grade. Usually rail development companies shook down the camps for bond sales as they surveyed and graded nearby.
Tried to do some outside shots yesterday but the wind was so strong it not only blew by hair around but also blew my camera over.
Decided to call it a day and go back indoors.
Did some online shopping today, I got a bowsaw blade, a dress for my wife and a dress for me, Not bad considering I was I was looking for a ladder.
Still need a ladder.
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Fantastic sunrise over Narrabeen pool on the northern beaches of Sydney, Australia. Some late colour just before the sun peaked on the horizon added some nice tones to the clouds during this long exposure.
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boarding to take the ferry to Plymouth.
The ferry was an overnight sailing and arrived in England early morning.
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31 weeks and seriously ready to pop at this point. Baby is 3.3 lbs and over 16 inches long.
So happy that I'm getting so close to the finish line I can't wait to have my body back :))
To see large… a must!
Palette of the autumn sun!
On the marshland ferns!
A beautiful day!
Palette de soleil d’automne!
Sur les fougères du marais!
Une belle journée!
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Preserved Optare Solo Y291PDN restoration to original progress. 291 was new to Crystals for the Orpington Midibus routes.
Photo (c) TomG.2017.
Now I've been back to Taiwan for almost one week, but didn't really have chance to go out and shoot due to gloomy and dreary sky. Time to dig out old shots...
Honestly speaking, I've visited Seattle about 6/7 years ago which is long time before I picked up photo shooting. Pretty much like every tourist in town, we did city tour, some shopping, and caught up with friends in Seattle... If you asked me the highlight of the trip, I would probably say the dinner with our old friends... But this new-year trip is entirely different... We surely caught up some after-Christmas shopping, had a great time talking with our old friend, and checked out a few areas during our stay. However, the magic of photography enabled me to see another aspect of the beautiful city! Highlights of this trip, unlike last time, will definitely be the moments we searched for and enjoyed the city views from various angles! :-)
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Near Dr. Jose Rizal Park, Seattle, USA
- ISO 100, F16, 70 sec, 35mm
- Canon 5D Mark II with EF 16-35mm f/2.8 L lens
- Sunset @4.27pm & / Shot @ 5.07pm
Starting to update the sim for Spring.... Tricky wants me to change the whole sim... but isn't it pretty like this?? I want to enjoy it one more season!
As I've said before, one of my goals in photographing birds was to get this particular resident species, the Oak Titmouse. (Second on the list was the White-crowned Sparrow in breeding plumage.) My first two cameras didn't have the range for avian photography of any kind ... well, with the first exception when an Oak Titmouse popped up on a newly planted five foot orange tree right in front of me.
Still, I persisted, and I think I have 15 pretty good images of this titmouse. One in particular was my prize and was the first image I hung on my wall. (flic.kr/p/ufUbT1) That's not the reason that I never posted this image. The reason for that was that I wasn't on SmugMug or later Flickr, and so I just printed this, put it in an album, and there it stayed until this morning.
I was in the archives again, and I must say I really like this shot. The way the tail just clears and follows the curve of the piece of rotten oak which was also used as a granary for Acorn Woodpeckers (which is why I was there taking pictures that day in March). More than that, there appeared to me that there was movement in this pose. He actually had just landed, and was already about to take off again. 1/640th was my go to prep speed, and it worked very well here. The light was good, too. And that's why I'm starting off the week for you (I can look at it any time) with one 3 gram Oak titmouse on a Live Oak (that's the name, not the description).
I've described this bird many times. Let's just let it go with this: The Oak titmouse (Baeolophus inornatus) is a passerine bird in the tit family Paridae. The American Ornithologists' Union split the plain titmouse into the oak titmouse and the juniper titmouse in 1996, due to distinct differences in song, preferred habitat, and genetic makeup. It sleeps in deep cavities, and what better place than a woodpecker hole in an oak or yucca. We are surrounded by thousands of acres of three of the twenty species of oak in California: valley oak, interior live oak, or blue oak. The Valley Oak is the largest oak in the state, and we have 30+ heritage oaks within a quarter mile of my front door. (Heritage oaks are huge, some with canopies 100 feet or more across, 70 feet tall, and with trunks about 25 feet in diameter. How can you tell if one is a "heritage oak?" Easy: every heritage oak is numbered with a metal tag about 8 feet off the ground ... and that's all I'll say. They are also between 200 and 350 years old. And every one has an Oak titmouse in it! I just made that up, but it's where I'd start to photograph these little flitters.)
There are no short days at Disney! They are all long escapades, filled with happiness, crying, sticky fingers, strollers hitting you in the achilles tendons, and scary people that should not really be allowed to the buffet area.
Read the rest here at stuckincustoms.com.
Thanks to a day of almost unbridled clear winter sun today it felt rude not to take advantage of it and so it was a short jaunt to Manningtree (yet again!) for the loaded sand. After only operating on around six occasions in 2022 it has now ran the past three Mondays so with a bit of luck that signals it may be back to becoming a regular runner once again. The only alarum was the brief passage of a jet trail across the sun just before it put in an appearance.
Back to work and undercover. This time I'm in a strip club. DDon't know the first thing about stripping but I took some pole dancing classes and I'm gonna try them out tonight.I put on my new Hipster Tanga! panties from Cheeky that are out right now at The Hipster Fair and I hopped inside the box. grabbed the chain and started swaying to the music. Ladies make sure you hit up The Hipster Fair and stop by the Cheeky booth for your Hipster Tanga's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As always, happy shopping ladies☺
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I have had so much to do on my to-do list today that I can only think to show you where a lot of my dolls are at moment.
This morning my husband saw what looked like a damp patch on the ceiling of the third bedroom.........and put his finger right through the plaster! So I have been up in the attic today clearing a space for the builder to repair the roof tomorrow *aghh*
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I was planning to go on that location and try shoot some milkyway shots. So I did, and suddently I got an idea to do panorama with milkyway. Going from left to right, two last pictures shown me tiny bit of northern lights that wasn't even light enought to see with naked eye. Couple of minutes later those northern lights was getting stronger and I have that window to do that panorama that we can see here. This window last only that one panorama and then those where gone and didn't show again that night. That was a feeling I want to feel again and maybe me and you there gonna feel that, someday, somewhere.
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To show my gratitude for the fantastic book 'First Team' by Robbie MacNiven, published by Aconyte in 2021, about my favorite X-Men character Anole, I uploaded the LEGO instructions for the sentinel head for every fan to download free of charge.
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Few days ago the frogs returned to the garden pond. More than ever this year probably due to the past few years attempts to save as much spawn as possible from the fish. Lovely day with sun and cloud creating great reflections and colours in water. Spring is on its way :-))
The first of the performers was Farmer Timothy Hay and his band, “Keyed Up”. They performed a few old Kenny Rogers’ hits, like “Coward of the County”
“The Gambler” was one song the crowd begged Timothy to sing, and he did well.
His final Kenny Rogers' song was his favorite: "Lucille."
But typical of what Timothy Hay would do, he would provide an encore. But it started out sounding like he was going to sing “Lucille” again, but then the audience saw the old tire on the stage, and then they heard the lyrics. Then they got it.
In a car in Minnesota, a rusty Toyota
He just got done fixing his flat.
I thought I’d get closer so I pulled on over
He just let it down off the jack.
He looked at the spare and said in despair
“I hope that those lug nuts are tight.”
And let me tell you, daddy, I’d like to drive a Caddy
Were the words as he got in and drove out of sight.
On the freeway I saw him and I closely watched him
His front wheel started to shake.
He did a one-eighty and hit an old lady;
She ended up in the lake.
He flew off the ridge and into a bridge
For a moment I thought he was dead.
But he stood a kickin’ just like a dead chicken
He turned to the old car and said:
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
You should be bolted to my automobile.
My legs are broken that old lady’s soakin’
It might take me six months to heal.
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
(Key Change)
After I left him I started to question
If I should be driving at all.
So I sold my car now I don’t go far
And sometimes I don’t go at all.
The heel was loose on my old pair of shoes
And finally one day it let go.
It happened so fast; I feel on my (***)
Now my butt’s in a sling, and there’s a cast on my toe.
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel.
I feel like I slipped on a banana peel
I don’t get much action lyin’ here in traction
How did I get such a deal?
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel.
The audience applauded with great laughter!
(Parody attributed to the Balgaard Brothers)