Sister Elizabeth is the wife of the main Christian Warrior Todd who actually goes by the name “Micah”. So far I have not seen Elizabeth preach much but she certainly has her place in the flock. Her main objective is to talk about what a dutifully complying wife she is and how all the on looking sinful women should go home to cook, clean and be obedient to their men. I believe she is also used as the master of ceremonies since she has been introducing all the very honorable men before they get up on the stoop and belt out the word of their Lord. Her speech giving technique is likening to Dana Carvey’s impression of “The Church Lady” from old Saturday Night Live episodes. She always starts out with the phrase “Listen up boys and girls” screeching like a cat in heat, and goes on to expound on why we are going to hell for masturbating and other sexually immoral activities. She almost always ends her sermon with discussion about how she has never masturbated and how wonderful her sex life is with “Micah”. Sometimes I get a chubby when I get too deep into thinking about it.

Who: Street Preachers

What: Hip-Hop Weekend

Where: South Beach, Miami Beach, Florida USA

When: May 27th 2006

a friend (name withheld) recently got his first tattoo. and his first chest wax as well, apparently. name withheld due to the fact that when his mom sees it, she's gonna be pissed. the tattoo that is, not the hairless torso. note to mrs's walker and clymer: it is neither of your sons.

Agapē (Gk. αγάπη [aˈɣa.pi]), is one of several Greek words translated into English as love. The word has been used in different ways and will always be by a variety of contemporary and ancient sources, including Biblical authors. Many have thought that this word represents divine, unconditional, self-sacrificing, active, volitional, and thoughtful love. The term was used by the early Christians to refer to the self-sacrificing love of God for humanity, which they were committed to reciprocating and practicing towards God and among one another

(my, how times have changed )

Intimidation is the word I’d use to describe the born again folks methods for arguing their belief system and saving souls. In this photo the gentleman to the right is telling the gentleman on the left that their method for teaching people about Jesus and bringing them closer to God does not work. He is stating their actions on the streets are actually scaring people away from God and giving them a false idea of what Jesus was all about. Well you know scary Jesus freak on the left would hear nothing of it as he spurted out a bunch of chapters and verses.

Located in rural North Carolina, this abortion of a Christmas display (pun intended) is staged every year for the entertainment of the local Funda-Christian looney toons. Woopee doopee.

I want candy.

As the homosexual condemnations flowed from the mouths of the born again street preachers, many same sex couples walking by would stop and make-out with each other in front of the soapbox sermon. While the couples made-out the street preachers would scream out specific chapters and versus backing their case for why these acts were an abomination unto God. The crowds that had gathered were mostly amused by the absurdity of the preaching and loudly cheered on the gay and lesbian couples that would stop and kiss.