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If you’re wondering “Does Hell await me?” all you need to do if look at this mans list. I must admit according to this information I am destine for the everlasting “Lake O’ Fire”. Masturbation and I go way back and I don’t see that friendship coming to an end anytime soon. I may in fact be “Sexually Immoral” as well. I have no idea really since morality is relative, but I’m guessing their opinion in that matter would be immorality. I like how Pagans are on the list of those that will be cast into hell. It is my opinion that if the Pagan religion were the more successful of the modern religions, the world would be a much better place. I guess violence prevails as the most violent religions seem to be the most successful in sticking around.
Waiting for my wife to return from Acme I got the idea to shoot this cross against the highlights in the distance.
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Sister Elizabeth is the wife of the main Christian Warrior Todd who actually goes by the name “Micah”. So far I have not seen Elizabeth preach much but she certainly has her place in the flock. Her main objective is to talk about what a dutifully complying wife she is and how all the on looking sinful women should go home to cook, clean and be obedient to their men. I believe she is also used as the master of ceremonies since she has been introducing all the very honorable men before they get up on the stoop and belt out the word of their Lord. Her speech giving technique is likening to Dana Carvey’s impression of “The Church Lady” from old Saturday Night Live episodes. She always starts out with the phrase “Listen up boys and girls” screeching like a cat in heat, and goes on to expound on why we are going to hell for masturbating and other sexually immoral activities. She almost always ends her sermon with discussion about how she has never masturbated and how wonderful her sex life is with “Micah”. Sometimes I get a chubby when I get too deep into thinking about it.
Who: Street Preachers
What: Hip-Hop Weekend
Where: South Beach, Miami Beach, Florida USA
When: May 27th 2006