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Drôle....?

 

Je vais m'absenter quelques jours, pour raisons de santé, alors à plus tard, si dieu le veut !

....Je vends des cuisses de grenouilles, pour gagner de l'argent.

Cela met du beurre dans les nénuphars...!

 

Voix off : On dit du beurre dans les épinards !

Tu veux te faire de l'oseille, mais tu es dur de la feuille...!

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...En sortant, tu croises de drôles de zèbres qui montent !

Translation:

I'm not lazy, I'm extremely motivated to do nothing

.....Qu'ils ne font pas le ravalement de façades...!

 

… elles sont prêtes pour les JO

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Clowns are comic performers who employ slapstick or similar types of physical humour, often in a mime style.

  

Clowns have a varied tradition with significant variations in costume and performance. The most recognisable modern clown character is theAuguste or "red clown" type, with outlandish costumes featuring distinctive makeup, colourful wigs, exaggerated footwear, and colourful clothing. Their entertainment style is generally designed to entertain large audiences, especially at a distance.

  

Modern clowns are strongly associated with the tradition of the circus clown, which developed out of earlier comedic roles in theatre or Varietéshows during 19th to mid 20th century.

  

Many circus clowns have become well known and are a key circus act in their own right. The first mainstream clown role was portrayed byJoseph Grimaldi (who also created the traditional whiteface make-up design). In the early 1800s, he expanded the role of Clown in theharlequinade that formed part of British pantomimes, notably at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane and the Sadler's Wells and Covent Gardentheatres. He became so dominant on the London comic stage that harlequinade Clowns became known as "Joey", and both the nickname and Grimaldi's whiteface make-up design were, and still are, used by other types of clowns.

  

The comedy that clowns perform is usually in the role of a fool whose everyday actions and tasks become extraordinary—and for whom the ridiculous, for a short while, becomes ordinary. This style of comedy has a long history in many countries and cultures across the world. Some writers have argued that due to the widespread use of such comedy and its long history it is a need that is part of the human condition.

  

The "fear of clowns", circus clowns in particular as a psychiatric condition has become known by the term coulrophobia

  

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Avec le crabe tambour, crevette horner et son accordéon,

Les réactions des autres fruits de mer ne se font pas attendre :

 

-La conque en est soufflée !

-Le chapeau chinois dit : Bernique !

-Le couteau part en Suisse

-La langouste qui a le cul bas, dit : Homard m'a tuer...!

  

I include this to show I do have a sense of humour ...just set out and see what I get (mostly) ...at home a while ago ...I collect these cards and the tin has an old Citroen 2CV on it ...the DAB radio lives there ...I used to be a real fan of radio but the Audio quality today is awful ...SW radio was better than a lot of the current quality

....Surtout ceux qui sont dans le pétrin !

Réchauffement de la planète, pesticides, plomb, cadmium, solvants...

Attention danger !!

.....N'arrive pas la balade tombe à l'eau !

Mais Gizeh qui marche sur quatre pattes au matin, sur deux à midi et sur trois le soir ?

Prêts, .....péter ...!

 

...Non, partez !!

 

Voix off : Un peu honte, non ?

Le chat s'en va sans poissons, donc le chat sans fish, mais s'il s'en fiche, il ne sera pas..... arêté.....!

 

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Voix off : J'en ai marre, c'est la barbe ce conte, et je suppose que ce barde habite dans un trou vert ...! !

Toujours dans la rue Henri Noguéress qui est une mine pour les grafs.

Acte IV scène 7

 

Au voleur !! Au voleur !! La nasse à pain....!

 

Voix off : Là, ça craint !!

 

Voix off (Complètement dégoûtée) : J'avais mal aux molaires, maintenant, c'est au Molière ..!

 

Found on the beach, to be collected from lost and found items!

 

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pieuvre en est.. :))

Pour lui, j'aurais pu orthographier "sans interdits, et mal barré"...!

Voix off : Et tu oublies le dicton, 'Il n'est jamais costards pour bien faire ! "

Le parasol est contre le soleil

Le parapluie est contre la pluie

Le parachute est contre la chute

Le paratonnerre contre le tonnerre

....Mais là, je crois que c'est un parapet..!

 

....Hein? quoi, Lucienne ? Je demande c'est tout !!

 

Encore raté. Mais je l'aurai un jour ce Géocoucou !

It's a special delivery from Pencil_vania!

....Sont fumants, car ils n'ont pas pu avoir de relation avec leur banquière...!

Du côté du centre Pompidou

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