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I've been wandering thru my house and looking at all the various gifts Mom has given me over the years. Nothing was presenting itself for the letter H. Then I decided not all gifts are tangible.

Mom enjoyed a good laugh, a funny story, and generally having fun. Humor makes life more enjoyable

Humor Monastery located in Mănăstirea Humorului, about 5 km north of the town of Gura Humorului, Romania. It is a monastery for nuns dedicated to the Dormition of Virgin Mary, or Theotokos. It was constructed in 1530 by Voievod Petru Rareş and his chancellor Teodor Bubuiog. The monastery was built over the foundation of a previous monastery that dated from around 1415. The Humor monastery was closed in 1786 and was not reopened until 1990.

Humor was one of the first of Bucovina's painted monasteries to be frescoed and, along with Voroneţ, is probably the best preserved. The dominant colour of the frescoes is a reddish brown.

(do not associate with humour or humor)

 

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This photo and description is intended to make you smile. If you are missing your sense of humor, then go look @ scenic photos or something.

 

I live a very stressful life. I'm a mother, a step-mother, a wife, an ex-wife, a daughter, a sister, an in-law, a niece, an aunt, a cousin, a granddaughter, and a small business owner.

 

In my house I am the chef, the maid, a doctor, the nurse, the chauffer, the grocer, the baker, the trash man, the nanny, the laundry mat, the mediator, the judge, the jury, the enforcer, the bouncer, the psychatrist, the stripper, the janitor, the car wash, the dishwasher, the teacher, the gardener, the post office, the boss, the secretary, accounts payable, accounts receivable, the accountant, inventory control, the broker, the coordinator, the interior designer, a role model.

 

On a daily basis I deal with diaper changes, 3 course meals, cleaning, laundry, bill budgeting, food budgeting, missing socks, holes in underwear, broken plates, dropped drinks, cookies smushed on the sofa, a mailman who never gets out of his truck and lays on the horn, a child who doesn't nap and goes to sleep @ 11pm, a wonderful yet unemployed husband who stresses everyday calling and emailing and going to 10+ job interviews, a difficult toddler, an impossible step daughter, a 9 year old with food addiction, a bus driver who stops my child @ yard sales and brings her home late, relisting eBay store inventory, eBay fees, etsy fees, store hosting fees, invoices and terms to pay, business budgeting, a car with a "air bag" light that never goes out and likes to flash the "tire pressure" light too for no reason, a demanding child, a demanding husband, a demanding father, a demanding life, weight gain, acne, no money to get my hair done because I spent it on my daughters baseball uniform for a sport she dropped out of within 1 week, a giant bruise on my big toe from where i dropped a screwdriver on it and it won't go away after 2 months, an unhealthy fear of the dentist and any doctor, customer returns, customer exchanges, unsatisfied customers, trying to figure out what to stock in the store that will sell, losing my one major distributor because they went back overseas, not having the right size boxes and not enuff funds to buy proper boxes, potty training, brushing 3 sets of teeth a day, giving 3 different people a bath a day, feeding 4 people a day, an indoor cat, an outdoor cat, kitty litter, kitty barf, children barf, sweeping, changing the empty toilet roll papers because no one else will, PMS, i fell off my bike, i have a booboo, i want to watch dora (even though it's not on), tantrums, filling orders in a timely fashion, printing invoices, notifying customers on filled orders, cancelled orders, back orders, out of stock orders, keeping track of who is owed what and when, water bill, electric bill, cable bill, internet bill, credit card debt, business loan, mortgage, car note, car insurance, escrow, house taxes, business taxes, sales taxes, broken air conditioner in 90 degrees florida weather, in-laws that are insane, sister who is stressing, brother who doesn't discipline his kids and they torture mine, a father with a bad heart and who constantly needs my husbands help with things, an overbearing mother, overbearing children, being an overbearing mother, worried about kidnappers, worried about child molestors, living in an "okay" neighborhood right on the main road, not having proper alarm system, broken shoelaces, no one liking what i made for dinner, dinner coming out wrong, no money for take out, inventory arriving broken, inventory arriving damaged, companies not filing payments on time and charging late fees, companies not closing out paid accounts, running out of printer ink, light bulbs popping whenever i walk by, an old house, faulty wiring, a bad economy, bounced checks, running out of gas, florida muggy heat, tornadoes, checking spoiled food, out of packing tape, pen doesn't work, pencils need sharpened, homework needs checked, ABCs need to be learned, camera batteries are dead, out of cream cheese, out of juice, gramma passed from brain cancer, mother in law passed from brain cancer, insane ex-wife, my package didn't arrive and i'm too lazy to check the tracking, people who don't do their job, no time for myself, sex, marriage, healthy relationships, love, hate, stray animals, squirrels that chase my daughter, rabid dogs, did my package arrive yet, she forgot my socks, why wont this sell, can i afford to mark the price down, hugs, kisses, positive reinforcement, discipline, God, religion, can you hear me, get your finger out of your nose and/or butt, where is the iron, is the stove off, is the baby gate up, is everyone okay today --- Are you guys getting this yet? We all share a lot of these same things on a daily basis.

 

Ya'll are too busy creating extra unnessesary crap over a plastic doll. I'm sorry bad things happen to good people. Can we focus on something new now? It's getting out of hand.

 

Can we play nice with our dollies now? :)

Not my original photo, but I photoshopped this and was texting it to friends and family who texted to ask if we were ok. After Friday's earthquake.

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

 

Waiting for the real reviews and benchmarking...

(Maybe I'm the only one with his mind in the gutter.)

Pretty accurate, made my laugh 😄

Funny searches

If you press Whiskas, you get Whiskey.

(buying on own risk)

 

To honor the Brickworld 2014 theme: "Candy, Sweet Escapes" is this icon of 1950's American childhood: the Good Humor ice-creme truck. This model is a minifig scale version of the prototype used in the Doomtown sequence of "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." Its presence in the film contrasted the horror of atomic testing with the innocence of suburban life.

 

Custom stickers and chrome-plated elements are used extensively. Innovative use of a white structural sticker for the front wheel wells. The rear tail lights use circular pieces discarded from Belleville foam elements inserted into 1x1 round plates.

Humor Monastery located in Mănăstirea Humorului, about 5 km north of the town of Gura Humorului, Romania. It is a monastery for nuns dedicated to the Dormition of Virgin Mary, or Theotokos. It was constructed in 1530 by Voievod Petru Rareş and his chancellor Teodor Bubuiog. The monastery was built over the foundation of a previous monastery that dated from around 1415. The Humor monastery was closed in 1786 and was not reopened until 1990.

Humor was one of the first of Moldavia's painted monasteries to be frescoed and, along with Voroneţ, is probably the best preserved. The dominant colour of the frescoes is a reddish brown. The master painter responsible for Humor's frescoes, which were painted in 1535, is one Toma of Suceava.

The church has been inscribed by UNESCO on its list of World Heritage Sites, as one of the Painted churches of Moldavia.

red squirrel is holding a saw for a egg

As I came out of a store I spotted a Smart Car-sized vehicle whose owner had a sense of humor. "So Big" is soooo appropriate. In another life I'd like to have one as an in-town car. Unfortunately, two children's car seats make that plan unworkable. That's OK, I'd rather have the grandkids.

Created in Google Gemini, aka, "Nano Banana."

 

I'm keeping the timeless technobabble "Encabulator" engineering joke going!

 

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To honor the Brickworld 2014 theme: "Candy, Sweet Escapes" is this icon of 1950's American childhood: the Good Humor ice-creme truck. This model is a minifig scale version of the prototype used in the Doomtown sequence of "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." Its presence in the film contrasted the horror of atomic testing with the innocence of suburban life.

 

Custom stickers and chrome-plated elements are used extensively. Innovative use of a white structural sticker for the front wheel wells. The rear tail lights use circular pieces discarded from Belleville foam elements inserted into 1x1 round plates.

Humor...

 

Such a challenging theme this week! Keeping my "model's" toes still while drawing on them was rather entertaining! Thank you to my family for helping me with my image this week! It was fun getting everyone involved!

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Movie Review: Poison For Venom Name, Carnage Of Respect For Hardy's Abilities - IMRANâ„¢

If you loved Venom, don't watch this movie. If you respect Tom Hardy, look the other way. Sequels are almost always damaging to a great original. This one is more than devastating. The only venom was in how it poisoned the Venom name and image of the much smarter & entertaining original. The real carnage in this movie was the destruction of fans' belief that Mr. Hardy wouldn't choose to waste his talent on a third-rate movie. Just making a monster cartoonishly larger and pumping up the volume of a cacophony of often laughable scenes of demolition does not a bigger hit make. But the noise did help keep me from falling asleep from the lame, contrived, and yawn-inducing "plot"!

 

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