This family has converted their front yard into a pumpkin patch. Come October they may have to hire a security company to guard it for them.

Hugh Heifer and Accuprick seem just fine with walking this section of trail and in the street too!

Co-hares Pink Cherry Licker,Shallow Hole and Twisted Fister deliver Instructions of Trail. They were almost as bad as trail itself!

Hash Games. Milton Keynes H3, Oxford H3, and Cambridge H3 Joint Run. The Cross Keys, Milton Keynes, 6 June 2010.

THIS is the side that interested hashers the most. The window on the shell lifted easily so three hashers could feed at the trough at once

This may resemble a gang of vagrants but in actuality it's just a Beer Check of hashers.

Religious Adviser Accuprick awards TIMMY a down-down for doing a 'reach-around' on a homeless guy who was unknowingly blocking access to the bottle at Liquor Check. Thmp-Thmp witnessed this and joined him at the altar.

Privates is very well maintained. It's quite an oasis in over-built Opal Cliffs neighborhood.

Virgins Kathy and Paul were called back to the altar for Joke, Song or Body Part.

Still feeling the residual effects of pneumonia, dBASED was barely ahead of the DFL's tonight

Hash Circle. Milton Keynes H3, Oxford H3, and Cambridge H3 Joint Run. The Cross Keys, Milton Keynes, 6 June 2010.

The Red Sea meets the Pacific Ocean at It's Beach and also Liquor Check

James was thanked for hosting Beer Check but warned not to continue his friendship with Hugh Heifer.

When Hugh Heifer and Six of Nine begin to get their groove on,Hash Flash knows it's time to leave! Goodnight from Trail 590. May the Hash go in Peace

Virgin April and her sponsor Sharticle Physics listen as Princess Di(arrhea) gives the Chalk Talk to April.

Here's our horrible hare-pair, Fap Jack and Twisted Fister. What kind of a dumb bunny wear his car keys around his neck on trail?!?

The Human Pube!

Just Susan illustrates chalks best feature:a way to flip off the Hash Flash

The pack was more than happy to simply sit and watch kennel mates made a laughing stock. Note Dung-Fu Grip has barely moved from the beer trough and continues swilling away!

This is a view of Scotts Valley High School that only deer and mountain lion should ever be forced to see!!

Someone tried celebrating their 21st birthday back at the bar during on-on-on but was overshadowed by a rowdy pack.

Thmp-Thmp asks sister-in-law Cumcerto where she's been for so long. She claims she's been backpacking for six weeks. Why pay for a house if you can live outdoors for that long?!?

Walkens Wilcum,kennel mate of Camel Stamp and Cuma Cuma Cummanda in the PorMe H3 kennel, explains her presence to Princess and Thmp-Thmp

Here we see their reaction when told how our tradition of Joke, Song or Body Part works.

Shallow Hole and Pink Cherry Licker assure Occasional Rapist husband dBASED is being good on his trip to the Caribbean

Fap Jack celebrated his 50th hash with Surf City and he and Pink Cherry Licker celebrated 25 consecutive hashes with us as well. Both received this week's No Life Award!

Hangs Loose and Occasional Rapist move at a brisk clip along Lower Pacific Avenue, a very intelligent thing to do considering the locale!

As a general rule, when the pack moves IN, the regulars evacuate the area!

Who drinks PBR? Well, any cheap bastard that only wanted to spend a paltry two bucks a beer, that's who!

Hash Games. Milton Keynes H3, Oxford H3, and Cambridge H3 Joint Run. The Cross Keys, Milton Keynes, 6 June 2010.

We had a fairly colorful sunset today, sadly partially due to all the wildfires raging north of here.

This homeowner has kindly donated some property for these steps leaving the quarry area.

TIMMY listens as Fap Jack makes a case for the existence of Bigfoot while Diddler On The Roofie and Shallow Hole seem to be showing a high level of skepticism with Fap Jack's reasoning!

Courtesy Flush and Stub Rub found Liquor Check so enjoyable it was difficult to leave it!

Snatch.cum/Dr. Beverly Crusher sets her phaser on stun. 'Phaser' is how she referred to drinking tonight

Around the Surf City H3, such a sign is considered a direct challenge to the hash and an infringement on our right to be half-minds! And yes, true trail DID go right around this sign and continue on-on.

Looks as if Jacquie is going to ask the beertender to fill her sack for the trip home!

Virgin Raquel, TIMMY and Stub Rub spend time with Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip to pay for holding a private party.

Check and Dong and Kara said they were quite pleased dBASED laid trail on the bridge rather than forcing us to wade across

Here's Ralph Crammed-In. Ralph has finally managed to find his way back to the hash. Must of spent some time in treatment!

Cumcerto contemplates her own mortality before descending into the depths of the dark chasm.

Here's Puff's driveway,the site for Religion this week,before the pack plods in to begin destroying the serenity of the neighborhood.

Virgins Shane and James listen as the RA details Joke, Song or Body part. Both went the joke route.

Hey! We're getting fed this time too. Beer AND food?! Sounds like hasher heaven to me!

Early-arrivers to Point A, Moe's Alley, enjoyed the patio as it was the hottest day in weeks.

Accuprick has shed his coat and seems good with walking this section of trail as well as avoiding the accursed railroad tracks.

The pub begins to fill with hashers and at about the same time mortals fled for the exit! Shocking.

Hash Circle. Milton Keynes H3, Oxford H3, and Cambridge H3 Joint Run. The Cross Keys, Milton Keynes, 6 June 2010.

Bony,Vince and Pussy Sipper were chided for wearing tee shirts beneath their dresses

Here Cuff My Muff planning to have some REAL fun as soon as the RA dismisses the hash