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Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
among them has the strength to contend with such a
paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
pancreas.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and
each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial
intent can never be discerned, because structuralism
is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.
Oliver North: National Security was at stake.
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a
fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt
necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at
this historical juncture, and therefore
synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the
objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came
into being which caused the actualization of this
potential occurrence.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
nature.
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing
events to grace the annals of history. An historic,
unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt
such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to
homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken
was on, but it was moving very fast.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored)
reason.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the
transportation, so quite understandably the chicken
availed himself of the opportunity.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow
out of life.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Molly Yard: It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.
Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.
Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.
The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.
Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.
Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.
Othello: Jealousy.
Dr Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have,
you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the
Need to resist such a public Display of your own
lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.
Mrs Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.
Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.
Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in
town ought never expose one to such barbarous
inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a
road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the
chicken in question.
Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade
insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.
Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome,
filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume
to question the actions of one in all respects his
superior.
Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.
Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of
misplaced concreteness.
Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter)
Hamlet: That is not the question.
Donne: It crosseth for thee.
Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.
Constable: To get a better view.
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Fotografía: Cristian Sotol L.
Clip art
This is one of a small selection of images I have created as clip art. My clip art is drawn free hand, painted with acrylics or coloured with water coloured pencils and tidied up in PhotoImpact but some may need further editing which you are welcome to do to your requirements. I am not a computer graphics expert by any means but you are welcome to use these images as clip art if they prove suitable.
All images are for free distribution for charitable, non profit, educational, or personal use only such as websites and other projects, for example greetings cards or news letters, for any other purpose please contact me.
Please do not use to promote farming or other forms of animal exploitation.
If included in collections or redistributed the same conditions of use must apply and also a link to my website. A link is not required for any other form of use such as personal projects and websites.
You will find more free clip included in my website:
On the morning of September 11, 2013 I took a trip with Monterey Bay Whale Watch. For a number of days prior they'd been reporting seeing hundreds of Humpback Whales in the waters of the Monterey Bay, and not knowing how much longer they'd be around for I decided to tear myself away from work and go see this wonderful sight for myself.
I wasn't disappointed, as we saw somewhere between 50 and 100 Humpback Whales in the waters of the northern part of the Monterey Bay, along with hundreds of sea lions, a pod of Risso's Dolphins, a couple of Mola Mola, and even a few harbor porpoises.
© 2013, John Krzesinski.
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The soldered wine charms are semi-permanent. They will stay connected indefinitely. Depending on the type of component and what your washing procedures are like, the markings on the charm may fade eventually, or perhaps you just want to change resistor values, or from a capacitor to an inductor. The charms come off, well, like a charm, with a simple snip. We like these Craftsman Professional mini-plier cutters.
This is part of a DIY "solder your own wine charms" project; read more about it here.
Full Version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CEs-0eIQMM&feature=youtu.be
SON & VIDEO: By Seb.F, Cubase 2015
the clip is installed with the locking tab facing the middle of the back. Take a small flathead screwdrive and push it past the latching piece in the body. In this photo, thats the dark area shown. Note how the clip is locked in.
A bundle of paper clips ~ as simple as that!
Flickr Lounge - Saturday Theme (Week 21) ~ Fill The Frame ....
Thanks to everyone who views this photo, adds a note, leaves a comment and of course BIG thanks to anyone who chooses to favourite my photo .... Thanks to you all.
boy-san got to play some h-back this weekend. geez…he hasn’t lined up as a running back in years…aren’t you supposed to be fast to play that position?
he started the season penciled in as the #1 quarterback. But after an injury in a pre-season game and a phenom transfer, boy-san started the regular season as the clip board boy…he sure gets on television a lot now that he’s carrying around that board…
…and who were those kids in the stands that kept chanting his name all game?
mililani @ nanakuli
taken: 09/26/2009
made with soft cotton and wool felt
hand stitched details
clip has rubber padding so will not ruin clothing.
Comes in gift box for that perfect new baby gift.
tournage du clip de KD Masta avec RESOD Productions Guillaume Nox Jos MoonlightMusic Loïc Chootoo Karim Dezoolouprod Stéfano Ricard et Jecey Labeau
Company: Banpresto
Set: Clip Plush
Year: ????
Size: Small-medium
Made in: Japan
Have any info we left out? Let us know at pokeplushproject(at)yahoo(dot)com!
My son was at his grandparents house and we forgot to bring extra clothes in case he decided to spread the food a bit. So his grandmother took a towel and fixed the problem in a snap.
Yellow binder clip isolated on white background
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Siêu phẩm giới thiệu về nhóm ảnh HotPot team, một tuyệt tác kinh + điển hem thể bỏ qua
Clip được thực hiện trong 10 chuyến đi từ giữa năm 2009 đến Tết năm 2010 của nhóm HotPot team với ảnh được sáng tác bởi Sơn Marki, El Mariachi, SuperHeo, Long tele, Hoàng Chim, Jackson Nguyễn.
bản full: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTbDZ7t9SRE