I'd like to put this on a billboard.

It's two days before December.

Let's take up two spaces at the mall!

they even hassel the ligit places. so, beer in hand i took as many photos of them as i could snap. they looked pissed since the older one rolled me a couple times in highschool and the younger one hated me during the same time period but from within the walls of the school.

Stereotypically rude Americans who cut me in line and managed to push a couple of Asians out of the way to get their pressed penny.

Chas and I were rightly annoyed with them.

2021 10 17 Biketoberfest

Uuugh grow up. You realize you pay this by tax, right?

“I’m just running in real quick. Why follow societal protocols?” Incidentally, this was still there when we left the shop, so they were parked like this for at least half an hour. A couple more of these and I can start a parking asshole set.

08/19/12 - Motocultor Festival @ Theix

Seagull mugged my sister and I for our butter. Getting a closeup photo on an 11mm lens is ridiculous. This seagul was an asshole.

The OC

Pete Rasmussen finishing the beautiful crack of Assholes of Augsut, a climb named for the drunken campers that used to litter the approach to Skaha on August long weekends. Done as a single pitch from the ground to add some extra zing

the idiot of idiots

I have no idea why he chose to sleep here. but it seriously cracked me up.

Assholes

Note two things: Dying tree, and overturned chair to suit their preferred sleeping positions.

I like the idea that someone at one point said "I'm your king and if I die my kid will rule you" and then another asshole said "Nonono, you totally got the whole concept wrong - I' am The King" and finally one of them got this big house built for them by others.

Idiot Asshole performs at the Y Not III on May 26th, 2011