Wet Farts and Dry Martinis

Anyone who loves big band and swing music is going to go crazy for this classic hit. Put on your dancing shoes and take your partner out for a night on the town, just don't forget to bring the TP.

 

LYRICS:

 

[Verse]

Oh the night’s alive with jazzy charms

But life’s a mess without Charmin arms

I sip my gin it’s smooth and lean

But the truth sneaks out like a bad cuisine

 

[Prechorus]

Don’t need diamonds don’t need pearls

Just my throne and a swirl

 

[Chorus]

Wet farts and dry martinis

Life’s a gas don’t get too weenie

Shake it up but keep it clean-y

Wet farts and dry martinis

 

[Verse 2]

In my tux I strut so slick

But my stomach’s playing a drummer’s stick

A twist of lime a paper roll

Keeps me feeling in control

 

[Bridge]

Some men dream of fortune and fame

I just want no shame to claim

With a shaker in hand and TP in the other

I’m a gentleman like no other

 

[Chorus]

Wet farts and dry martinis

Life’s a blast don’t call it teeny

Hold the olive pass zucchini

Wet farts and dry martinis

 

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