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Batman Year One: Part 4 "Riddle Me This"
Okay, so I know the last two issues have been short, and I’m not completely blaming the fact that I was sick and by body was sore...but that was a reason. BUT! I’m now on the road of recovery and I feel a lot better.
Oh and also! I’ve decided get rid of an upload schedule with these. I'm going to try my best to get them out once a day, but if I can't then I won't feel bad.
Also, I’m trying new ways to make it look night in my photos. What do you think of this one?
Context: Not giving an exact date. Just know that they happen in a linear order unless said otherwise.
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============In Wayne Tower============
Bruce Wayne: Wonderful meeting with you Mr. Nygma. I can see why my uncle trusts you so much.
Edward Nygma: Of course Mr. Wayne, of course! Very nice meeting you. I look forward to our future meetings.
Bruce Wayne: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several more meetings for the day.
Edward: Yes, yes, yes! Have a nice day Mr. Wayne!
[Nygma enters his office and Bruce starts walking down the hall.]
Bruce: Alfred.
Alfred Pennyworth: Sir?
Bruce: I just got out of my meeting with Nygma, and I noticed some...interesting documents.
Alfred: And what did they entail?
Bruce: I can’t say for certain, so I left one of the drones Lucius made us.
============In Nygma’s Office============
Edward Nygma: Now that the buffoon is gone, I can get back to work planning my heist. I may be Philip Kane’s lead advisor, but my salary isn’t nearly enough to cover the cost of my plan. I can't believe it, but it seems that I’ll have to stoop low to the level of a mere burglar and steal some artifacts. Though, it should be a breeze with my intellect...I just hope that the fruits I hired to help me actually know what they’re doing.
============Later that night in the Batcave.============
Robin: Cmon Bruce. Let me go with you!
Batman: No. You’ve only been training for two months, you’re not ready.
Alfred: Master Grayson, I’m afraid to say that he’s right. Even though you’ve made tremendous progress I don’t think it's the best idea.
Robin: Fine.
[Robin begins to train and Batman goes out after Nygma]
Alfred: Sir I believe that the information you find out about Mr. Nygma may be true.
Batman: I’m assuming the drone has followed him to a museum?
Alfred: Indeed. He appears to be robbing Gotham’s Museum of Antiquities.
Batman: On it.
[Batman speeds off into the night towards the ye old museum heist.]
============In the museum============
Nygma: C'mon you incompetent fruits hurry!
Goon #1: Eh what's the hurry boss?
Goon #2: Yeah. You already disabled the alarm systems.
Nygma: Yes I did, but there is a miniscule chance that we’ll still be caught. So, do as I - THE RIDDLER - commands!
[The Riddler hits Goon #2 over the head with his cane.]
Goon #2: Ow! Okay boss I’m on it! I’m on it!
Goon #1: Yeah boss! I’m hurryin’!
Riddler: These artifacts will provide me with enough funds to-
[The overhead skylight smashes open and Batman lands on Goon #2]
Goon #2: Ugh…
Batman: I don’t care who you are, but this ends now.
Riddler: Don’t care! Don’t care!? I am the Riddler! The smartest criminal ali-
[Batman Punches Riddler in the face.]
Riddler: Argh...good punch. You two! Load The Van!
Riddler: You three! Stop The Batman!
Goon #1, #2, and #5: With pleasure!
[The Goonsl begin attacking Batman and Riddler runs away.]
Riddler: Are the items ready?
Goon #4: Almost sir.
Riddler: You best hurry, Batman will take care of those clowns soon enough!
Goon #3: Alright boss we’re ready.
Riddler: Good! Now drive!
[Riddler and his remaining goons hop in the big white van and drive away, with Batman arriving too late to stop the van.]
Batman: Damn. Alfred get the Batmobile to my location.
Alfred: On its way sir.
[The Batmobile arrives and Bruce jumps in.]
============In Riddler’s van============
Riddler: Drive faster you dunce! Batman could be on his way to catch us.
Goon #4: You’re not scared are you boss?
Riddler: Riddle me this. Who is the logical mastermind that is your EMPLOYER and took all precautions?
Goon#3: Oh yeah genius? Then how did he find us!?
Riddler: How dare you! You think that I wou-
[The Batmobile smashes into the side of Riddler’s van, causing to run off the side of the road crashing.]
Riddler: NOT AGAIN!
Goon #3: Boss you okayyyyy?
[The hook of Batman’s grapple gun closes on Goon #3’s arm and pulls him out of the van.]
Goon #4: LARRY!
Riddler: I swear you no good henchmen aren’t good for anything.
[The van doors open and Batman yanks Goon #4 and Riddler out of the van.]
Batman: You cannot escape my vengeance!
[Batman punches Riddler in the face several times, but is interrupted by the sound of police sirens.]
Gordon: Batman! Put your hands in the air, and get down...slowly...there’s nowhere to go this time!
Batman: Sorry officer, but I have other business to attend to.
[Batman throws down a smoke bomb]
Riddler: Agh! How! It isn’t possible! I’m the smartest man alive! I predicted every outcome!
[Gordon puts Riddler in cuffs]
Gordon: Shut up!
============The next Day on The News============
Vicki Vale: This just in. A masked criminal going by the name of The Riddler has been arrested, and a statement has been released by Officer James Gordon. “Edward Nygma was apprehended last night by the Gotham City Police Department. Gotham can sleep a little bit safer tonight with this clown behind Bars...”
============In Arkham Asylum============
Riddler: CLOWN!? They call me a clown! How dare they not take me seriously. Oh I’ll show them...I’ll show them all…
Zodiac Master: You okay buddy?
Riddler: Who the hell are you!?
[The Riddler will return?]
============In an apartment in Gotham============
???: Clown? They call HIM a CLOWN? *hehe* Oh that’s hilarious! *hehe* They haven’t seen a clown yet! hahahHAhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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There we go! I know that this wasn’t the most amazing Riddler Introduction, but I would like to save “Him taking over the city” plot for a later date. Let me know what you thought down below! Also, I decided to give this issue a tad bit more background information. Originally, I was going to start off in the Batcave, but I figured I should add more. This would go against my original plans for this series but, PLANS CHANGE! Tell me what you think down below, and I hope you tune in next for “Agent Cougar: Iceberg adventures”!
Batman Year One: Part 4 "Riddle Me This"
Okay, so I know the last two issues have been short, and I’m not completely blaming the fact that I was sick and by body was sore...but that was a reason. BUT! I’m now on the road of recovery and I feel a lot better.
Oh and also! I’ve decided get rid of an upload schedule with these. I'm going to try my best to get them out once a day, but if I can't then I won't feel bad.
Also, I’m trying new ways to make it look night in my photos. What do you think of this one?
Context: Not giving an exact date. Just know that they happen in a linear order unless said otherwise.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
============In Wayne Tower============
Bruce Wayne: Wonderful meeting with you Mr. Nygma. I can see why my uncle trusts you so much.
Edward Nygma: Of course Mr. Wayne, of course! Very nice meeting you. I look forward to our future meetings.
Bruce Wayne: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several more meetings for the day.
Edward: Yes, yes, yes! Have a nice day Mr. Wayne!
[Nygma enters his office and Bruce starts walking down the hall.]
Bruce: Alfred.
Alfred Pennyworth: Sir?
Bruce: I just got out of my meeting with Nygma, and I noticed some...interesting documents.
Alfred: And what did they entail?
Bruce: I can’t say for certain, so I left one of the drones Lucius made us.
============In Nygma’s Office============
Edward Nygma: Now that the buffoon is gone, I can get back to work planning my heist. I may be Philip Kane’s lead advisor, but my salary isn’t nearly enough to cover the cost of my plan. I can't believe it, but it seems that I’ll have to stoop low to the level of a mere burglar and steal some artifacts. Though, it should be a breeze with my intellect...I just hope that the fruits I hired to help me actually know what they’re doing.
============Later that night in the Batcave.============
Robin: Cmon Bruce. Let me go with you!
Batman: No. You’ve only been training for two months, you’re not ready.
Alfred: Master Grayson, I’m afraid to say that he’s right. Even though you’ve made tremendous progress I don’t think it's the best idea.
Robin: Fine.
[Robin begins to train and Batman goes out after Nygma]
Alfred: Sir I believe that the information you find out about Mr. Nygma may be true.
Batman: I’m assuming the drone has followed him to a museum?
Alfred: Indeed. He appears to be robbing Gotham’s Museum of Antiquities.
Batman: On it.
[Batman speeds off into the night towards the ye old museum heist.]
============In the museum============
Nygma: C'mon you incompetent fruits hurry!
Goon #1: Eh what's the hurry boss?
Goon #2: Yeah. You already disabled the alarm systems.
Nygma: Yes I did, but there is a miniscule chance that we’ll still be caught. So, do as I - THE RIDDLER - commands!
[The Riddler hits Goon #2 over the head with his cane.]
Goon #2: Ow! Okay boss I’m on it! I’m on it!
Goon #1: Yeah boss! I’m hurryin’!
Riddler: These artifacts will provide me with enough funds to-
[The overhead skylight smashes open and Batman lands on Goon #2]
Goon #2: Ugh…
Batman: I don’t care who you are, but this ends now.
Riddler: Don’t care! Don’t care!? I am the Riddler! The smartest criminal ali-
[Batman Punches Riddler in the face.]
Riddler: Argh...good punch. You two! Load The Van!
Riddler: You three! Stop The Batman!
Goon #1, #2, and #5: With pleasure!
[The Goonsl begin attacking Batman and Riddler runs away.]
Riddler: Are the items ready?
Goon #4: Almost sir.
Riddler: You best hurry, Batman will take care of those clowns soon enough!
Goon #3: Alright boss we’re ready.
Riddler: Good! Now drive!
[Riddler and his remaining goons hop in the big white van and drive away, with Batman arriving too late to stop the van.]
Batman: Damn. Alfred get the Batmobile to my location.
Alfred: On its way sir.
[The Batmobile arrives and Bruce jumps in.]
============In Riddler’s van============
Riddler: Drive faster you dunce! Batman could be on his way to catch us.
Goon #4: You’re not scared are you boss?
Riddler: Riddle me this. Who is the logical mastermind that is your EMPLOYER and took all precautions?
Goon#3: Oh yeah genius? Then how did he find us!?
Riddler: How dare you! You think that I wou-
[The Batmobile smashes into the side of Riddler’s van, causing to run off the side of the road crashing.]
Riddler: NOT AGAIN!
Goon #3: Boss you okayyyyy?
[The hook of Batman’s grapple gun closes on Goon #3’s arm and pulls him out of the van.]
Goon #4: LARRY!
Riddler: I swear you no good henchmen aren’t good for anything.
[The van doors open and Batman yanks Goon #4 and Riddler out of the van.]
Batman: You cannot escape my vengeance!
[Batman punches Riddler in the face several times, but is interrupted by the sound of police sirens.]
Gordon: Batman! Put your hands in the air, and get down...slowly...there’s nowhere to go this time!
Batman: Sorry officer, but I have other business to attend to.
[Batman throws down a smoke bomb]
Riddler: Agh! How! It isn’t possible! I’m the smartest man alive! I predicted every outcome!
[Gordon puts Riddler in cuffs]
Gordon: Shut up!
============The next Day on The News============
Vicki Vale: This just in. A masked criminal going by the name of The Riddler has been arrested, and a statement has been released by Officer James Gordon. “Edward Nygma was apprehended last night by the Gotham City Police Department. Gotham can sleep a little bit safer tonight with this clown behind Bars...”
============In Arkham Asylum============
Riddler: CLOWN!? They call me a clown! How dare they not take me seriously. Oh I’ll show them...I’ll show them all…
Zodiac Master: You okay buddy?
Riddler: Who the hell are you!?
[The Riddler will return?]
============In an apartment in Gotham============
???: Clown? They call HIM a CLOWN? *hehe* Oh that’s hilarious! *hehe* They haven’t seen a clown yet! hahahHAhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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There we go! I know that this wasn’t the most amazing Riddler Introduction, but I would like to save “Him taking over the city” plot for a later date. Let me know what you thought down below! Also, I decided to give this issue a tad bit more background information. Originally, I was going to start off in the Batcave, but I figured I should add more. This would go against my original plans for this series but, PLANS CHANGE! Tell me what you think down below, and I hope you tune in next for “Agent Cougar: Iceberg adventures”!