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Today in Maryland we suffered through yet another Canadian Clipper snow system. I don’t blame any of our fine northern neighbors, but I think its time someone talks about the Canadian Zombies that follow in the wake of these weather systems.
I wasn’t sure they existed (Zombies, not Canadian weather systems) until I saw this vehicle in front of me on my way home from work. While the snow plow scraped the white stuff off the streets, this undisguised SUV was scraping the streets of the Maple-Leaf Undead!
Thankfully, I live in one of the few states that dispatches vehicles for this unique removal, and it gives us huge bragging rights over our friends in Virginia and DC. Heaven only knows what they do with these creatures once they take them, but now that I’ve seen some of the individuals who work at the Maryland Dept of Motor Vehicles I wonder….
Anyway, the horrifying consequences of these attacks are depicted by the graphic on the back of this car. Maryland can only clean-up so many Canadian Zombies, people!
So who’s to blame? Brian Boitano.
That’s right.
He should have let that nice Canadian, Brian Orser, win the gold medal in 1988.
We’ve been suffering ever since.
(EXPLORE #161) "Zombie Humor"
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** UPDATE! ** UPDATE! ** UPDATE! ** UPDATE! ** UPDATE! ** UPDATE!
May 2011
We now know the true intentions of The Canadian Government with regard to Zombies, thanks to my Canadian friends over at If You Were A Zombie
(www.ifyouwereazombie.com/50-We-Get-Letters...-Zombies-eh....)
QUOTING FROM THEIR WEBSITE:
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Never in recorded history has any nation been more evil, more sinister and more confusingly objectionable than the frigid land of Canada.
Oh, sure, they seem nice. When you meet a Canadian you are always surprised at how "polite" and "genuine" they act, but this is simply a well-orchestrated cover for their real intentions. Quick, name a major economic export from Canada. Nope, snow, bad entertainers and stanky beer don't count.
As a matter of fact, our researchers in the World Economic Studies Department of IfYouWereAZombie.com (WESDIYWAZ) have been studying this anomaly for quite some time. It turns out that Canada contributes nothing to the world economy, has no industry to speak of, few natural resources and no sense of humor.
Everybody knows that most zombies freeze solid every winter and we've all seen the hilarious YouTube videos of uncoordinated zombies attempting to walk on icy sidewalks.
With average temperatures of -120F and six-foot snowdrifts covering the ground 11 months of the year, Canada will never be threatened by a zombie epidemic.
Our investigations show the Canadian government has been serving as the power broker behind Zombie rights organizations such as People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies (PETZ), Zombies are People (ZAP) and now the CSCTUTOTLI. The Canadian government and its people have been spreading these lies hoping to extend the impact of the Zombie epidemic in the civilized, warm parts of the planet. Once we've all been eliminated by the zombie horde (and those zombies have been given several years to deteriorate), Canadians will move in, sweep up the mess and finally achieve their long-standing dream of world domination.
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Need to balance economy with Zombie combat effectiveness? Featuring the Walking Dead Edition from Kia, here at the 2014 Atlanta International Auto Show. Zombie plow comes standard.
Daily App Experiment 392: "for @jayzombie" - A #zombiecar run through a combination of #decim8's Doctor Ocular and #ShockMyPic then blended together in #blender. #appsperiment #daily_appsperiment
Need to balance economy with Zombie combat effectiveness? Featuring the Walking Dead Edition from Kia, here at the 2014 Atlanta International Auto Show. Zombie plow comes standard.
Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
#volkswagen #vw #vdub #veedub #vwlove #vwbus #vwcamper #westfalia #kombi #microbus #vwporn #beetle #beetles #bug #slugbug #punchbuggy #van #bus #aircooled #zombiecar #soloparking #seattle #washington #seattlewa #seattlewashington
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Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
This WAS the Car of my Neighbours...
Now, thanks to Photoshop.... It s a Zombiecar... took me one Week
The Originalpicture was taken with a 3 Megapixel Handycamera ;)
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Das WAR mal das Auto meiner Nachbarin...
..aber dank Photoimpact XL ist der Golf nun ein Zombie auf Rädern.. der Umbau hat etwa eine Woche gedauert
Das Bild hat es sogar in die Autotuning geschafft ;)
Hyundai and "The Walking Dead" creator/writer Robert Kirkman Unveils the Zombie Survival Machine at Comic-Con.
Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
Hyundai and "The Walking Dead" creator/writer Robert Kirkman Unveils the Zombie Survival Machine at Comic-Con.
Hyundai and "The Walking Dead" creator/writer Robert Kirkman Unveils the Zombie Survival Machine at Comic-Con.
Hyundai and "The Walking Dead" creator/writer Robert Kirkman Unveils the Zombie Survival Machine at Comic-Con.
Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
Hyundai and "The Walking Dead" creator/writer Robert Kirkman Unveils the Zombie Survival Machine at Comic-Con.
Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
I thought it was Volkswagen Kombi. But @fujufilmukraine told me that is an old polish car. It's called ZUK, and he really similar to the old Volkswagen Kombi. I was wrong...
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vitaliidemchuk: #shadows #perspective #instadaily #igaddict #igers #instamood #photoftheday #volkswagen #picoftheday #bestoftheday #iphoneonly #iphone4 #instagood #igukraine #iphonephotography #streetphotographers #car #retro #city #urban #oldschool #zombiecar #snow #soloparking #blue #zuk #winter
niinaam: Haha he's a cute lil car
bomberclad: @surfinglily .
surfinglily: @bomberclad warmer schlafsack nötig
bomberclad: @surfinglily vorhanden
tikhomirou: Excuse me, that's not Zuk. That's Nysa, also famous Polish "kommunist car")) I like this photo.
Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
#volkswagen #vw #vdub #veedub l#vwlove #vwbus #vwcamper #westfalia #kombi #microbus #vwporn #beetle #beetles #bug #slugbug #punchbuggy #van #bus #aircooled #zombiecar #soloparking #desmoines #washington #desmoineswa #desmoineswashington #flag #america
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Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.
Pictures of the Zombie Survival Machine released on July, 12 2012 at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con. The featured zombie killing vehicle is built off of the Hyundai Elantra GT. A sporty way to travel after the apocalypse.