...after the new kingdom Nouvelle Franconia was created they were joined by a few more exiled franconians (or two more) but King Jean-lousie-Abert wanted more, they had enough land that would support at least 900 people and the wine production was very aspiring and very prosperous given their tiny number of active workforce...

 

The Kings had a great idea on how to rally more citizens for his micronation...

 

- (albert) Hey Jean-Jean you know the queens does food handout for the poor in the capital!

 

-(J-J) Yes sire, a very wise tradition she has made a thing about, when no one starves there is less crime, and Mon Ami and Roy less crime means less work for us soldiers working in the cities for the sheriff and that means that we can go on more campaigns and wage more wars...

 

- Eh, Jawohl, eh??? (*hiccups*) Ganz I guess??? Aber, but I mean this, The queen doesn´t provide her poor mit Wein, and we have plenty of wein, actually that is the only product we make in significant number, verstehen Sie!

 

- Oui! My royal monarch, you mean that we should give free wine to the poor in the urban ghettos and slums?

 

- Ganz! yes, yes, not only will we do a good deed, it will also increase our future market of our Wein-production in to the capital and perhaps oder vielleicht if you excuse my Germanic-French, also we might get new citizens who are curious about this new land where Wein Flows like Wasser und so!

 

- Great Idea my marinated king, you farnconian wine consumption makes you brain-maze swell and give you true great ideas like a real Franconian ruler mon ami! let´s do it!

 

the next day a crowned Nouvelle franconin King enters the urban ghetto were the poor turban residents live, with him he has a handful of Franconian Soldiers and a hand-drawn chart loaded with expensive wines foot-produced and brewed in Nouvelle Franconia...

 

- Poor people gather around, here ist frei Wein, from our country NOUVELLE FRANKONIA... get up in line und we will serve you for free, we have far to much Wein in our Land so wir wish to share with you the poor

 

- (villager) Hey mate, you the shouty-guy with the golden crown aren´t not you that fella married to our mighty clever queen Esmirelda! oh, Yeah Price Bertie? ...and by the way what is Wein is it one of those plant-things that the Jungle-man from the Wizards pulp fiction books, my wife can´t get enough of those, I have to work double shifts to afford her reading addiction, ha, ha, reading, that is for the fancy blokes at mansions... ha, ha, we poor shouldn´t educate us, we might get mighty clever then... and what do we need that for...

 

- (Albert) Well I am not Price Albert, Not right now, I am sometimes, verstehen Sie? ah, well, zat matters not, right now I am König auf Nouvelle Franconia and... Wein ist small round trauben fruits that you trample and ferment and then they become a drink that you can drink...

 

- Ah I get it Gov! you mean what Price Eh; Albert drinks down the shady dodgy undergound public houses down the merky shipyard quarters... do you drink that to? many say it makes your head go mighty-mighy dizzy and your eye-vision blurred, it sounds mighty dangerous to me...

 

,,,are you Price Albert by the way? I didn´t get that part is you like that rat-man my wife reads about, another book by the mage, at night he dresses up in different clothing a smashes heads on geezers of an unlawful alignment, are you such a what does she call it, an alter ego of Price Albert, I haven got my spectacles with me, but you look might lot like that fellow...

 

- (Albert) Hey Ich Bin Not Albert Right now, Right now I am Jean-luise-Abert, do you want to try some wein? if is totally frei!

 

- Frei-Wein that sounds dodgy, Ok, Ill try just a tiny droplet as small as my wife´s peering tiny eyes.... they are this tiny (he makes a measure between his index-finger and thumb) and when she is sleeping I don´t see them at all... somewhere in the middle of those two messures, ok..

 

- (alber) Ok, Here you are ein kleines droplet für you mein freund!

 

- *Slurp* oh, weit, my head is really weirdnow I feel as if I am as strong as when I was young and see clearly now without my specs... you are Price Albert! amazing,giveme more,quick,I want more....

  

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