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He was sitting there looking quite perplexed, so I asked him what was up. That is when he told me what he thought had happened.
Happy Teddy Bear Tuesday
I broke my only lens yesterday so I'll be chilling for a bit until I come up with a new strategy.....I am delighted with all the recent visits and I definitely choose to see the glass as being half full. Explore #459, September 13
SHIT HAPPENS
Ich habe zwar im Moment genug zu tun, aber wenn nach einigen trüben Tagen die Sonne durch die Wolken bricht, treibt es mich raus in den Wald vor der Tür. Für solche Gelegenheiten liegt die Isolette bereit, in aller Regel geladen mit dem Delta 400, um bei Entwicklung in Finol mit ISO 640 belichten zu können. Wenn eine geladene Kamera aber schon einige Monate auf ihren Einsatz wartet, sollte man sich bezüglich des Films nicht so sicher sein. Zurück zu Hause gab es Schwierigkeiten die Kamera zu öffnen, einer der beiden Verschlußknöpfe ließ sich erst mit einer Zange lösen. Trotzdem hätte ich einen Blick auf den Film werfen sollen, tat ich aber nicht. Erst als die Entwicklung schon lief, schaute ich mir das Schutzpapier an. Es war ein schon lange abgelaufener Kodak PXP. In Finol bringt der Film die Nennempfindlichkeit von ISO 125. Was also tun? Zunächst kühlen Kopf bewahren und nachdenken, die Entwicklung läuft dank Heiland TAS weiter.
Den PXP entwickle ich normalerweise mit dem eco film developer, damit habe ich die Möglichkeit durch unterschiedliche Verdünnung und Entwicklungszeit sowohl auf ISO 125 als auch auf ISO 250 zu belichten – bei Erhalt identischer Kurven, also noch kein Push.
Das reicht natürlich nicht, also konvertiere ich temporär – die Götter des Zonensystems mögen Nachsicht mit mir walten lassen – zur gemeinen Pusherei.
Den Eco fett angesetzt mit 1+30. Den Finol nach der Hälfte der Entwicklungszeit ausgegossen und bei 21°C mit efd weiter entwickelt, 12 Minuten mit Agitation und weitere 6 Minuten ohne Bewegung.
Unmittelbar begeistert war ich vom Ergebnis nicht. Der Film war sehr dicht bei extrem hohem Schleier. Beim Vergrößern sorgt der Schleier für unzumutbare Belichtungszeit, aber dagegen gibt es ja auch wieder Möglichkeiten.
Print auf Ilford Classic, mit Filter 3,2 (Splitgrade) entwickelt in SE6 Blue.
Sieht gar nicht so schlecht aus, naja das Korn ist etwas heftiger als sonst, damit kann ich leben.
At the moment, I have enough to do, but when the sun breaks through the clouds after a few dull days, I am drawn to the forest outside my door. For such occasions, the Isolette is ready, usually loaded with Delta 400, so that it can be exposed at ISO 640 when developed in Finol. However, when a loaded camera has been waiting to be used for several months, one should not be so sure about the film. Back home, I had difficulty opening the camera; one of the two locking screws could only be released with pliers. Nevertheless, I should have taken a look at the film, but I didn't. It was only when the development was already underway that I looked at the protective paper. It was a long-expired Kodak PXP. In Finol, the film has a nominal speed of ISO 125. So what to do? First, keep a cool head and think; development continues thanks to Heiland TAS.
I usually develop PXP with eco film developer, which allows me to expose at both ISO 125 and ISO 250 by varying the dilution and development time – while maintaining identical curves, so no push yet.
Of course, that's not enough, so I temporarily convert – may the gods of the zone system be merciful to me – to pushing.
I mix the Eco generously at 1+30. I pour out the Finol halfway through the development time and continue developing at 21°C with efd, 12 minutes with normal agitation and another 6 minutes without movement.
I wasn't immediately thrilled with the result. The film was very dense with extremely high fog. When enlarging, the fog causes unacceptable exposure times, but there are ways around that.
Print on Ilford Classic, developed with filter 3.2 (splitgrade) in SE6 Blue.
It doesn't look too bad, well, the grain is a bit heavier than usual, but I can live with that.
(253/366) A little Friday fun, view Large & comment below with your favourite saying. Mine is "Televangelism" HWW!
07:02
Half an hour earlier I was standing on the banks of the Moselle and finished my planned shots with the disappearance of the moon behind the tree tops.
Then I moved away from the banks of the Moselle with the hope of finding a suitable place in the city canyons to take photos at a greater distance.
Being so unprepared can quickly lead to nasty surprises ... but actually it worked really well, fits perfectly ;-)
(+ tcon 1.7, Distance to the statue 2.75 km)
mit verhunzter Entwicklung
Yashica MAT 124G - Fuji NPH 400 (exp. 02/2006) in Tetenal Colortec - Negativscan
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Junk Food - Tushie Cushions [FatPack] @ InWorld
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SOFI TUKKER - Best Friend feat. NERVO, The Knocks & Alisa Ueno
Some fun shadow play with a torch and a souvenir brought back from our holiday to Texas last year. Taken for the week 4 theme Whimsical. This reminded me of the Bat signal in the old Batman series...
Model: Gunnar Heilmann
Lights: me
Trigger: Sam Mass Heuzé
"Search and rescue" team: Marcel Panne, Frodo Álvarez Dkl, Vincent Delesvaux, Mafu Fuma, Gunnar Heilmann, Iris Shyroii, Sam Mass Heuzé, Alberto Res
This one is a special one. It should have fill-in lights in the shadows and orange lights in the two big pits in the foreground. But...
In the bottom left corner, there are a pair of shoes and an arm of the first rescuers who were trying to get me out of the third pit, the one that I've totally forgot while I was moving to light paint. I was walking slowly in the dark and a fraction of a second later, I was laid down on concrete 1,5m below the floor level.
I was very lucky, because except a wounded finger, I was fine. The rescue team has helped me to get out of the pit, they've packed all my stuff, they've carried everything out and they've offered to drive me to the hospital. They are the best teammates <3 and I owe them at least a couple of beers for this. ;)
Definitely a night to remember.
DOO DOO OCCURS ~ Saint Joseph, Missouri USA ~ Copyright ©2013 Bob Travaglione. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ~ www.JoeTown.Us ~ www.FoToEdge.com
In chronological order, during the last two weeks, my:
*Central air conditioning completely died during the hottest week on record (100+ degrees every day). The inside of my house, for 7 days, was a tropical 96 degrees with a breeze.
*Plumbing backed up in the house
*Dishwasher broke
*Garbage disposal died
*Car died
*Car was fixed, at which point I promptly crashed into the back of some woman’s van (no, I was not taking pictures while driving) Thankfully, no one was hurt.
*Discovered my cat is an insulin-dependent diabetic, and let me tell ya, giving a cat two shots a day is not-so-much fun. For her or me. :(
And how was your week?
Lies Baas 2017 An other one of my fuckups from yesterday...when I was done playing with it in PS it turned out...out of focus...but once again...I still like it...so here it is!
I know our neighbors well.
They know me too, I hope, to some extent.
But still I almost caused a cardiac arrest on the woman who lives across the hall to us.
She did not notice the dog, unfortunately.
Saw some nice clouds and tried to make few shots while driving 140km/h.
Windscreen is better and wider then 14mm lens, it scary as hell to drive and look through a DSLR viewfinder.
I can trade this card as a special trade. I will trade it for a card from my favorites.
***
Everybody knows…
shit happens
TAOISM – ”if you understand shit, it isn’t shit”
HINDUISM – “this shit happened before”
CONFUCIANISM – “confucious say ‘shit happens’”
BUDDHISM – “shit will happen to you again”
ZEN – “what is the sound of shit happening?”
ISLAM – “if shit happens it is the will of Allah”
SIKHISM – “leave our shit alone”
JEHOVA’S WITNESS – “knock knock, shit happens”
ATHEISM – “I don’t believe this shit”
AGNOSTICISM – “can you prove that shit happens?”
CATHOLICISM – “if shit happens, you deserve it”
PROTESTANTISM – “shit happens, amen to that”
JUDAISM – “why does shit always happen to us”
ORTHODOX JUDAISM – “so shit happens, already”
TELEVANGELISM – “send money or shit will happen to you”
RASTAFARIANISM – “let’s smoke this shit”
HARE KRISHNA – “shit happens rama rama”
NATION OF ISLAM – “don’t take no shit”
NEW AGE – “visualize shit happening”
SHINTOISM – “you inherit the shit of your ancestors”
HEDONISM – “I love it when shit happens”
SATANISM – “sneppah this”
CAPITALISM – “this is MY shit”
FEMINISM – “men are shit”
EXISTENTIALISM – “what is shit, anyway?”
SCIENTOLOGY – “if shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137”
MORMONISM – “excrement happens” (don’t say shit)
BAPTISM – “we’ll wash the shit right off you”
MYSTICISM – “this is really weird shit”
VOODOO – “shit doesn’t just happen – we made it happen”
DISNEYISM – “bad shit doesn’t happen here”
WICCA – “you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times”
COMMUNISM – “lets share the shit”
MARXISM – “you have nothing to lose but your shit”
CONSPIRACY THEORISM – “THEY shit on us!”
PSYCHO-ANALYSIS – “tell me about your shit”
DARWINISM – “survival of the shittiest”
AMISH – “modern shit is useless”
SUICIDAL – “I’ve had enough of this shit”
OPTIMISM – “shit won’t happen to me”
TREKISM – “to boldly shit where no-one has shit before”
SHAKESPEAREAN – “to shit or not to shit, that is the question”
DESCARTES – “I shit therefore I am”
FREUD – “shit is a phallic symbol”
LAWYERS – “for enough money, I can get you out of shit”
ACUPUNCTURIST – “hold still or this will hurt like shit”
DOG – “I just shit in your shoe”
CAT – “dogs are shit”
MOUSE – “oh shit! a cat!”
POLITICALLY CORRECT – “internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens”
EINSTEIN – “shit is relative”
FAMILY GATHERING – “relatives are shit”
MATERIALISM – “ whoever dies with the most shit, wins”
VEGETARIANISM – “if it happens to shit, don’t eat it”
FATALISM – “oh shit, it’s going to happen”
ENVIRONMENTALISM – “shit is biodegradable”
AMERICANISM – “who gives a shit”
STATISTICIAN – “shit is 84.7% likely to happen”
HIP-HOP – “motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!”
TANTRISM – “fuck this shit”
CYNICISM – “we are all full of shit”
SURREALISM – “fish happens”