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He was sitting there looking quite perplexed, so I asked him what was up. That is when he told me what he thought had happened.

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it happens...

or S--t happens!

I broke my only lens yesterday so I'll be chilling for a bit until I come up with a new strategy.....I am delighted with all the recent visits and I definitely choose to see the glass as being half full. Explore #459, September 13

(253/366) A little Friday fun, view Large & comment below with your favourite saying. Mine is "Televangelism" HWW!

07:02

Half an hour earlier I was standing on the banks of the Moselle and finished my planned shots with the disappearance of the moon behind the tree tops.

Then I moved away from the banks of the Moselle with the hope of finding a suitable place in the city canyons to take photos at a greater distance.

Being so unprepared can quickly lead to nasty surprises ... but actually it worked really well, fits perfectly ;-)

(+ tcon 1.7, Distance to the statue 2.75 km)

mit verhunzter Entwicklung

 

Yashica MAT 124G - Fuji NPH 400 (exp. 02/2006) in Tetenal Colortec - Negativscan

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I know you've had enough of mirrorshots (and me), promise I'll upload something different soon.

[ed ho cambiato tutto di me perchè non ero abbastanza] [...]

[blunotte, carmen consoli 1997]

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“Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.”

― Colleen Hoover, Slammed

 

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by SEILEISE

Hamburg Harburg

 

World Cup 2010...

 

Bye! Bye!

{What Next} - Pizza Time @ InWorld / MP

Junk Food - Tushie Cushions [FatPack] @ InWorld

[..::Cuca::.] - Chicas - Bento Friends Pose @ InWorld / MP

[Rezz Room] - British ShortHair ~Animesh @ Equal10

Synnergy - Wine Cellar [360] Backdrop @ InWorld / MP

 

Details & Landmarks on my ~Blog~

 

See my crazy partner in crime here: www.flickr.com/photos/152439695@N08/52003270991

 

SOFI TUKKER - Best Friend feat. NERVO, The Knocks & Alisa Ueno

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vx7MTU-UVE

 

Some fun shadow play with a torch and a souvenir brought back from our holiday to Texas last year. Taken for the week 4 theme Whimsical. This reminded me of the Bat signal in the old Batman series...

Model: Gunnar Heilmann

Lights: me

Trigger: Sam Mass Heuzé

"Search and rescue" team: Marcel Panne, Frodo Álvarez Dkl, Vincent Delesvaux, Mafu Fuma, Gunnar Heilmann, Iris Shyroii, Sam Mass Heuzé, Alberto Res

 

This one is a special one. It should have fill-in lights in the shadows and orange lights in the two big pits in the foreground. But...

 

In the bottom left corner, there are a pair of shoes and an arm of the first rescuers who were trying to get me out of the third pit, the one that I've totally forgot while I was moving to light paint. I was walking slowly in the dark and a fraction of a second later, I was laid down on concrete 1,5m below the floor level.

 

I was very lucky, because except a wounded finger, I was fine. The rescue team has helped me to get out of the pit, they've packed all my stuff, they've carried everything out and they've offered to drive me to the hospital. They are the best teammates <3 and I owe them at least a couple of beers for this. ;)

 

Definitely a night to remember.

 

DOO DOO OCCURS ~ Saint Joseph, Missouri USA ~ Copyright ©2013 Bob Travaglione. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ~ www.JoeTown.Us ~ www.FoToEdge.com

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JShine / DiscoShit Canvas Collab #1

5x7

In chronological order, during the last two weeks, my:

 

*Central air conditioning completely died during the hottest week on record (100+ degrees every day). The inside of my house, for 7 days, was a tropical 96 degrees with a breeze.

*Plumbing backed up in the house

*Dishwasher broke

*Garbage disposal died

*Car died

*Car was fixed, at which point I promptly crashed into the back of some woman’s van (no, I was not taking pictures while driving) Thankfully, no one was hurt.

*Discovered my cat is an insulin-dependent diabetic, and let me tell ya, giving a cat two shots a day is not-so-much fun. For her or me. :(

And how was your week?

 

Lies Baas 2017 An other one of my fuckups from yesterday...when I was done playing with it in PS it turned out...out of focus...but once again...I still like it...so here it is!

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Saw some nice clouds and tried to make few shots while driving 140km/h.

 

Windscreen is better and wider then 14mm lens, it scary as hell to drive and look through a DSLR viewfinder.

 

over 22,000 views <3

A nice quote I found online....

 

It could always be worse :)

I know our neighbors well.

 

They know me too, I hope, to some extent.

 

But still I almost caused a cardiac arrest on the woman who lives across the hall to us.

 

She did not notice the dog, unfortunately.

  

A volte la merda capita....

 

(alla chiocciola non è stato fatto alcun male...)

polaroid 1000 / impossible film

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I can trade this card as a special trade. I will trade it for a card from my favorites.

 

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Everybody knows…

shit happens

 

TAOISM – ”if you understand shit, it isn’t shit”

HINDUISM – “this shit happened before”

CONFUCIANISM – “confucious say ‘shit happens’”

BUDDHISM – “shit will happen to you again”

ZEN – “what is the sound of shit happening?”

ISLAM – “if shit happens it is the will of Allah”

SIKHISM – “leave our shit alone”

JEHOVA’S WITNESS – “knock knock, shit happens”

ATHEISM – “I don’t believe this shit”

AGNOSTICISM – “can you prove that shit happens?”

CATHOLICISM – “if shit happens, you deserve it”

PROTESTANTISM – “shit happens, amen to that”

JUDAISM – “why does shit always happen to us”

ORTHODOX JUDAISM – “so shit happens, already”

TELEVANGELISM – “send money or shit will happen to you”

RASTAFARIANISM – “let’s smoke this shit”

HARE KRISHNA – “shit happens rama rama”

NATION OF ISLAM – “don’t take no shit”

NEW AGE – “visualize shit happening”

SHINTOISM – “you inherit the shit of your ancestors”

HEDONISM – “I love it when shit happens”

SATANISM – “sneppah this”

CAPITALISM – “this is MY shit”

FEMINISM – “men are shit”

EXISTENTIALISM – “what is shit, anyway?”

SCIENTOLOGY – “if shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137”

MORMONISM – “excrement happens” (don’t say shit)

BAPTISM – “we’ll wash the shit right off you”

MYSTICISM – “this is really weird shit”

VOODOO – “shit doesn’t just happen – we made it happen”

DISNEYISM – “bad shit doesn’t happen here”

WICCA – “you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times”

COMMUNISM – “lets share the shit”

MARXISM – “you have nothing to lose but your shit”

CONSPIRACY THEORISM – “THEY shit on us!”

PSYCHO-ANALYSIS – “tell me about your shit”

DARWINISM – “survival of the shittiest”

AMISH – “modern shit is useless”

SUICIDAL – “I’ve had enough of this shit”

OPTIMISM – “shit won’t happen to me”

TREKISM – “to boldly shit where no-one has shit before”

SHAKESPEAREAN – “to shit or not to shit, that is the question”

DESCARTES – “I shit therefore I am”

FREUD – “shit is a phallic symbol”

LAWYERS – “for enough money, I can get you out of shit”

ACUPUNCTURIST – “hold still or this will hurt like shit”

DOG – “I just shit in your shoe”

CAT – “dogs are shit”

MOUSE – “oh shit! a cat!”

POLITICALLY CORRECT – “internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens”

EINSTEIN – “shit is relative”

FAMILY GATHERING – “relatives are shit”

MATERIALISM – “ whoever dies with the most shit, wins”

VEGETARIANISM – “if it happens to shit, don’t eat it”

FATALISM – “oh shit, it’s going to happen”

ENVIRONMENTALISM – “shit is biodegradable”

AMERICANISM – “who gives a shit”

STATISTICIAN – “shit is 84.7% likely to happen”

HIP-HOP – “motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!”

TANTRISM – “fuck this shit”

CYNICISM – “we are all full of shit”

SURREALISM – “fish happens”

 

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