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8) If you think nobody cares if you're alive,try missing a couple of car payments.

ZEN SARCASM

"Trainer and princess bird cage". And a gift from the fiance. Author: Kana Hhibikino

 

"Princess-Erurein" had been cursed. One death and out of the castle. One the opposite sex, touched her is frog. 16 years from birth because of that, you have been living and holed up in the castle. In such Erurein engagement story!. Partner "Prince of magic powers Eriaruda". At the sight picture of Erurein, and that had fallen in love sickness. But I, witch that has been dispatched as queen trainer and curse resolution clerk, a man in a sharp tongue and sarcasm.

I always opt for Niconi BRAZILIAN WAX. Wby?

 

Excuse the sarcasm but the 'French language police' often dominate the tourist areas by seemingly refusing to allow English explanations of the sites. German - fine; Dutch - fine; English - as little as possible, if any. Thankfully, my schoolgirl French runs to understanding this one but not always. If you're going to do tourism, do it properly please.

Screenshot I took while playing DooM Ressurection on my iPhone.

"We don't need no education.

We don't need no thought control.

No dark sarcasm in the classroom.

Teachers, leave the kids alone.

Hey, Teachers, leave the kids alone!

All in all it's just a, another brick in the wall.

All in all you're just a, another brick in the wall."

 

Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd

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Entonces, te cambio el sarcasmo por sonrisas.

 

… la pereza habitual por entusiasmo.

 

… las malas caras por palabras bonitas.

 

… el cansancio por alivio espiritual.

 

…las cargas emocionales por una inmensa alegría.

  

Hoy mis malos pensamientos buscan antónimos… para convertirse en la liberación de las acciones.

  

Hoy te escribo tan rápido como puedo… para no quedarme con ésto en el pecho!!

 

Hoy te cambio la monotonía por agradables novedades.

 

Te lo dije… hoy será un día de cambios!!

Y eso me hace muy feliz!! =)

 

Tomada con el celular y editada con fd's Flickr Toys

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Really? Honestly? Absolutely enthralling...

You have been warned !

myspace style self portrait! People aren't worth the time and vitality they steal from me.

#Meme #obama #sarcasm #MumfordAndSons #nyc #funny #President #PresidentObama #PopularPage cc: @lanewood

 

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falkowski: What's wrong with liking mumford and sons??? Hmmm????

 

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linnytayls: YESSSSSS!!!!!! Couldn't agree more!!!!

  

"Puss!"..........I said

"What"........He asked

"We have no cat food left" ....I said

"Well" ......he said.."You are only a man and you forget sometimes! "

Sarcastically I replied.."Well you are only a cat!"

"Only?......... No!"...He shouted..." I am a CAT! That is all I need to be!"

"Sorry Puss!" I said...........................

 

Sarcasm: putting a mound of dirt right next to the only entrance really makes a lot of sense when the rain bounces off the dirt mound and straight into the work area. Idiots.

 

board, construction, joist, leaking, wood.

during the addition.

 

Clint and Carolyn's house, Alexandria, Virginia.

  

... Read my blog at ClintJCL.wordpress.com.

... Read Carolyn's blog at CarolynCASL.wordpress.com.

Inspirational Quotes about Work :

 

QUOTATION – Image :

  

As the quote says – Description

 

35 Humor Quotes about work – funny memes, sarcasm humor, sarcastic quotes, work sucks, funny pictures

   

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I need these when I'm having a bad morning.

  

The most sarcastic street name in Mossley.

I bet you'll never guess when this took place.

 

Vocabulário:

 

- Demência: Desarranjo mental; Ficar cego sobre.

 

- Putrefação: Corrupção

 

- Ganância: Ganho ilícito.

 

- Ilícito: Sem consciência.

 

- Sarcásticos: Que envolve sarcasmo.

 

- Sarcasmo: Ironia.

Well, looks like Hoben's ready... #sarcasm #shinysuit #tooshiny #jonicatiestheknot

 

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Я задрал со своим сарказмом

5 things about me: ala @claylo and @lizziecoco

1) I love having fun and laughing. I dont know when it happened, but my sarcasm kicked in at a very young age. If you dont get it, it's still funny to me. One of my greatest strengths, and ultimately, one of my greatest weaknesses. I have endeared, estranged, alienated, or won over people with a quick dry wit and sharp tongue.

 

2) I have been in logistics and analysis for 11+ years, and it's stimulating to the left side of my brain, and sucking all the energy out of the right. I used to be a free spirit painting, sculpting, and drawing. Now, I realized I'm a caged bird longing to fly again. Thanks IG. I will hopefully get my chance sooner rather than later

 

3) I really really really really really really really (is that enough of those?) really love Star Wars. I have a SW room. Fanboy. Start making fun. I once created a Darth Vader costume out of a Nintendo Power Glove, a calculator, and styrofoam.

 

4) My art that isnt photography is dark. Black and White and Red, mostly. The subject matter is normally pretty dark too. I love abstract art, and love hippy interpretations of one life energy affecting us all, maaaaaaaaan. I think the dust swirl made by a butterfly wing is just as beautiful as a sunray warming a cold flower in the morning dew. Yeah.

 

5) Im currently writing 3 books. One about a postapocalyptic world, a Comedy Self-help using sarcasm, and a philosophy book based on the parallels between Life energy and toy animal stuffing. There you have it.!

I detect a little sarcasm in this latest posting.

 

The president is in Los Angeles tonight on a fund raising tour. Apparently that does not sit well with the neighbor. Somehow the Democratic politicians and a tree hugger are responsible for the spike in gasoline prices.

 

Hooray for freedom of speech! And who doesn't want a ride on "our" Air Force One?

 

See the complete collection of his thoughts in the set here.

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best pick up line ever (sarcasm):

"definitely will marry you"

 

hm.

  

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what is life..

..but a series of heart breaks

a series of lost mistakes

a series of abused regret

a series of lessons unlearned

temptation foregone

indulgence

whim

happenstance

meaningless depravity

and pain

 

haha.

  

but really

life is..

..1. Taco salads from Qdoba

2. inner peace. mostly brought on by becoming lost in wilderness

away from society

social constructs

that keep us safe from ourselves

our animalistic instincts and desires

away from the industrialization that chokes humanity

 

when we are in nature

away from technology

or man-made advancements

that distract from our true purpose

 

when we are in nature we are whole

we forget the scars and pain and insecurity

 

life is fucking beautiful

but boy is it fucking painful as well

 

contradictions co-existing

creating what is a perfect balance

in an imperfect world

  

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I fail

and I fail

and I fail

 

but maybe I am just succeeding at failure

turned in a different light is success

 

my action may be considered failure

if the goal was inaccurate

unobtainable

unrealistic

 

but damn did I want *it*

  

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"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."

 

A.Men.

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No sarcasm; no jokes. Sweetness and light at 7:00 am.

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